Chapter 96: The First and Second Half of the Third Prince's Life
Fang Lingchu wondered what the system was laughing at and quickly went to take a look.
When they saw this, the two loud laughters echoed in everyone's ears.
"How can the Third Prince be so foolish! He seems like a pretty smart guy!"
Fang Lingchu laughed so hard that he was out of breath, and his words were stumbling.
Other adults: What's the matter? Tell us! Let's laugh too.
Fang Lingchu laughed for a while and then said it.
The third prince looked confused, not knowing what Fang Lingchu saw that made him laugh like that.
He probably doesn't remember doing anything funny!
If Fang Lingchu knew what he was thinking, he would definitely laugh even louder, and then say: The first half of your life is full of funny things.
"When the Third Prince was five years old, he secretly ran to the imperial kitchen to steal food. Unexpectedly, he saw a little duck. He looked at the little duck and asked, 'Little duck, if you don't want to be eaten, nod your head and I will take you away.' Then the little duck really nodded, and he thought he could talk to animals.
He took the little duck back, thinking that he was a darling chosen by God, and then released all the animals in the imperial kitchen, saying that he was of the same kind as them and he would not allow others to eat his own kind.
He even went to the emperor to make a scene about this, and told him that he was not his child and that he was the king of all animals. My god, the emperor's face at that time, hahahahahahahaha."
When Emperor Chongde heard Fang Lingchu mention this matter, his face turned red. He thought about a middle school boy bringing a bunch of animals to his imperial study, saying that these were all his kind, and he wanted to seek justice for his kind.
Emperor Chongde was so angry that he killed all the animals in the imperial kitchen.
"Hahahaha, the emperor was so angry that he killed all the animals in the imperial kitchen. The third prince cried and swore that he would never talk to his father again.
However, this oath was forgotten within a few days. After all, children are forgetful.
Later, when he was taking the Imperial College exam, he didn't review and just wanted to copy other people's work. He was so stupid that he even copied their names. How could he be so stupid?
Then he had the nerve to go to the emperor to complain, saying that the teacher treated him differently. His paper was exactly the same as others, but the teacher beat him up, gave him zero points, and made him copy the book 50 times. He was not convinced.
Then he was beaten by the emperor before he behaved himself.
And then, later on, he heard from somewhere that boys with big mouths are more popular, so he stretched his mouth so wide that he stuffed two eggs in one mouthful and almost choked himself to death.
When he was eight years old, he heard from somewhere that if he adopted a turtle as his father, his father would live a long life.
He had people buy him several turtles and called them "Father" every day. He even asked his brothers to follow suit. Except for the crown prince and the eldest prince, all the princes followed him and called him "Father" for a month. When the emperor found out, he beat them so hard that they couldn't get out of bed. Why does the third prince have so many embarrassing things?
Fang Lingchu sighed as he watched.
The third prince over there was so embarrassed that his whole face turned red. He now wished he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into so that no one could see him.
Seeing everyone's vague glances on him, he really wanted to die!
The emperor held his forehead with his hand. If he didn't know what kind of person his third son was, he sometimes felt that his son wanted to piss him off to death and then take the throne himself.
The prince was also helpless. It would take three days and three nights to describe what his younger brother had done.
There were some things he didn't know, such as whether he thought he was the chosen one or the child of an animal. He was really impressed.
The other adults were laughing like crazy, but they had to hold it back for the sake of the royal family's reputation.
Suddenly Fang Lingchu let out a cry of surprise.
"The Third Prince still has dreams of being a knight-errant. My goodness, he even secretly left the palace! Just to become a knight who robs the rich and helps the poor. Doesn't he know that he was born into the richest family?"
Fang Lingchu's rhetorical question confused the third prince.
I am a prince, and it seems that I am really the richest one!
"He also robbed the rich to help the poor. Did he rob his father, the emperor?"
Fang Lingchu's words frightened the Third Prince again.
His knees felt weak and he was about to kneel down, but the prince next to him stopped him and shook his head.
The third prince looked pitifully at Emperor Chongde above him, with an expression that his father did not have.
Emperor Chongde doesn't even want to see his own son. Doesn't he know what he looks like?
His son really only has strength but no brains.
He is the one with the least brains but the greatest strength among all his sons.
The third prince looked at his father and felt that he was going to die.
I looked like I was about to die.
Fang Lingchu looked at the shaky Third Prince and couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with the Third Prince? He looks like he's about to break. Does he know the Emperor is going to make things difficult for him?"
Emperor Chongde touched his hands guiltily and did not dare to look at his son.
The third prince looked at his father in disbelief, his eyes full of question marks.
Why did he have to suffer? What did he do?
The system said: [I don't know! But the third prince was a funny guy in the first half of his life, and a loser in the second half. I feel like his life was pretty normal.]
Fang Lingchu nodded and agreed: [Yes, at least he is a normal person! ]
Everyone: Is this normal?
Emperor: Is the third prince normal? Thinking about the first and fourth princes, it seems that this is indeed the case.
Fang Lingchu continued reading.
[When he was fourteen years old and an adult, he secretly left the palace to fulfill his dream. However, he was caught by human traffickers before he left the city. He was beaten because he refused to accept the punishment.
He became obedient, but was still thinking about how to escape. However, at this time the human trafficker was targeted by bandits, kidnapped by the bandits, and became the bandits' son-in-law.
Then he met Duan Shirui, the daughter of a bandit. Amidst the bandits, a delicate and vulnerable young woman emerged, and the Third Prince felt compassion for her and actually married her. What kind of a mindset is this? He actually wanted to inherit the bandit family. Has he forgotten he's a prince?
Everyone looked at the Third Prince's expression as if he was crazy.
The Third Prince: He hasn’t, he hasn’t reached adulthood yet! He’s only a little over thirteen now, and he’s still a few months away from fourteen.
Emperor Chongde felt really troubled when looking at his son!
[Fortunately, the girl was sensible and directly asked her father to join the court and become a general to protect one side.
She herself had come back with the Third Prince to confess her guilt, but unfortunately the court was already in turmoil at that time, and the Emperor felt a little sorry for the Third Prince, so he sent him directly to his fiefdom, which was quite good.
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