Chapter 239 The Birth of a New Generation of Conceptual Gods



After a week of voting, based on the number of likes from netizens, the winners are: Fa Cai (Get Rich), Fu Gui (Prosperity), and Wu Kong (Monkey King).

The Monkey King's place in the hearts of Chinese people is truly undeniable; almost every child used a broken wooden stick as a kid. It's no surprise that Wukong's name ranked in the top three in this poll. The problem is, this is a chimpanzee!!

In conclusion, Su Zhou named the chimpanzee cub "Fa Cai" (meaning "get rich"), after the name that received the most likes.

The desire to get rich among young people today is so great that it can be seen from the evolution of how they name their pets.

In the past, it was called Beibeiguoguomimi, and later it was called Cuihuatiegen. Nowadays, many animals have very funny names, such as cream puffs and strawberries, and many others like Facailaicailaifu.

Su Zhou didn't care. If she were to name the name herself, she might not be as good as the netizens. Since the number of likes was close to a million, it meant that the vast majority of netizens approved of the name.

Why not?

And so, the two- or three-month-old chimpanzee got its own name, Facai, and was about the right age, so it moved into the chimpanzee exhibit.

The family of three was perfectly reunited.

As a highly intelligent chimpanzee, Fa Cai has been in the spotlight since birth. Many netizens who like Ah Hei naturally focus their attention on the younger generation. Fa Cai is Ah Hei's child. Whether he will inherit Ah Hei's intelligence or is just an ordinary chimpanzee is within the scope of public curiosity.

Upon learning that Fa Cai was also in the chimpanzee exhibit, most tourists gathered there just to catch a glimpse of him.

Behind the glass door, a small, jet-black chimpanzee was looking at the tourists through the glass.

"Holy crap, this guy is actually kind of handsome. Do I have a problem with my taste?"

“Good brother, you’re not alone. I think so too. This chimpanzee is really quite handsome. It’s so cute. It doesn’t seem like a chimpanzee at all, unlike the species I imagined.”

"That's perfectly normal. It's like when we were kids watching cartoons. Even though they're all sheep, we always felt that Pleasant Goat was more handsome. Between Xiong Da and Xiong Er, Xiong Da is more handsome. It's really normal. You don't need to feel inferior if you think a chimpanzee is handsome."

Among so many chimpanzees, Fa Cai, this little chimpanzee, is indeed quite good-looking. Unlike ordinary chimpanzees, its fur is even darker, and its eyes are large and bright. Although it also has light brown eyes, its smaller head and larger eyes make it more in line with popular aesthetics, which is why other tourists think Fa Cai is more delicate.

This was the first time Fa Cai had come out of the breeding center and seen so many people, yet he wasn't shy at all and instinctively felt very friendly.

A petite female tourist, standing on the outermost edge of the crowd, couldn't help but say, "You're so cute! Can I shake your hand?"

Her boyfriend, standing next to her, was both amused and exasperated: "Maybe Ahei's child won't be as smart as Ahei."

As soon as he finished speaking, Fa Cai nodded.

"How can you say he's not smart? He's quite smart, isn't he?" The girl glared at him, then smiled and offered him a hand: "Here, your hand is so soft."

The baby chimpanzee's hands weren't so rough yet; they had a strange feel to them.

“You’re really smart. I thought this kind of gene wouldn’t be passed down, but I didn’t expect you to be so smart. Let me test you…” The girl’s boyfriend said a classic line, which drew a chorus of boos.

"Here we go again, the classic 'Let me test you'. How much knowledge do you have? You're going to test a little chimpanzee? Aren't you ashamed?" another tourist muttered.

The boy's cheeks immediately turned bright red: "I was just joking, wasn't I? Besides, how often do you guys test Ahei? We're all cut from the same cloth, even if we don't talk about the eldest or second eldest brother, okay?"

That's true. The most frequent phrase you hear among chimpanzees is "Let me test you." Some are just pretending, the kind who chat and laugh at family gatherings and talk about history. Others are genuinely knowledgeable in their field but are just doing it for fun.

After Aya arrived, this tradition spread to it, and even now, getting rich can't escape the shadow of "testing you".

Fa Cai's innocent big eyes looked at each tourist and felt their kindness, so he was naturally willing to play with them.

"Get rich, get rich! Do you know that your dad became an internet sensation by drawing pictures? Besides that, he also attended meetings, did exercises, and studied English. Now, let me ask you, what is one plus one?"

"You are not allowed to use your phone to search for answers."

"Are you crazy? Where would a chimpanzee get a cell phone?"

Amidst the joking chatter, Fa Cai leisurely groomed its fur, showing a keen awareness of its appearance, quite unlike other chimpanzees, and slowly made a "two" gesture with its hand.

All the tourists looked at each other, thinking it was just a coincidence.

It's impossible for it to be such a coincidence that he just happened to stick out two fingers.

"I don't believe you unless you tell me what 3-1 equals?"

Fa Cai continued to hold the two-finger pose. It was difficult to discern any expression from the chimpanzee's face, but the crowd managed to detect a hint of disdain, making them feel somewhat embarrassed.

The bald man said gruffly, "Maybe he just guessed right. It can't be that much of a coincidence. 3+2?"

He made a five-pointed sign to indicate his fortune.

What about 6+1?

"8-2?"

Despite the noise, Fa Cai managed to write down every single question without missing a single one, and all the answers were correct.

This is like a slap in the face.

No way... a chimpanzee that was only born a short time ago actually knows how to do this.

They're starting to suspect that the place at All Souls Zoo has some kind of spirituality involved; otherwise, why would even a newborn chimpanzee be able to do math problems? Could it be that they've hired a private tutor to teach it?

Aren't many of those online pet bloggers exposed as scripted content? They might even physically abuse or verbally assault the animals in zoos in private.

Of course, everyone was just guessing, mainly because... it was too surprising.

Indeed, the new generation surpasses the old, and the old generation dies on the beach.

Ahei doesn't seem to have much affection for his son; he's currently cuddling with Aya. It's been so long since Ahei has been close to his spouse that he's practically dying to be intimate with her.

This video had already been filmed by netizens and posted online with the caption: "A new version of the concept god has been born."

Unsurprisingly, it immediately became a trending topic.

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