Yu Yu Yu Nian, whom you follow, posted a Weibo post.
Yu Yu Yu Nian:
I had lunch with Xiao Tie today~
(Photo: Yu Nian feeding chickens chicken feet)
In the photo, Yu Nian is holding down Xiao Tie's vital spot, her resentment at having her nuts stolen, and pressing a chicken claw against Xiao Tie's mouth. Xiao Tie is curled up tightly on a chair next to her, its eyes wide open, determined to refuse Yu Nian's feeding!
It vowed that it would never steal its "Big Brother's" nuts again.
Trembling, the food I fed it today looks so much like its paws! Is it touched? It dares not move!! The most poisonous heart is that of a woman!!
Run!!!
Cluck cluck—
A scream pierced the sky, startling Song Ci, who had just come out of the kitchen to serve the dishes.
His hand trembled, and he almost dropped his favorite braised fish.
Silly chicken, behave yourself!
Song Ci was ashamed: I've heard roosters crow before, but I've never heard such a tragic rooster cry... My friend, take care!
After finishing her chicken feet, Yu Nian glanced at someone spitting out fish head bones, shook her head, and then slowly opened the comment section of the latest Weibo post.
Chi Zhongyu: "Xiao Tie: Today's food looks kind of familiar..."
Wei Ai Yu Yu: "Am I seeing things? I actually saw terror in a chicken's eye!"
Fried Fish Crisp: "Sis, the chicken feet you're holding are clearly not as plump and juicy as Xiao Tie's!"
Fishing King: "Sister, don't listen to the nonsense upstairs! This iron rooster's meat is rock hard, you definitely can't bite it. If you don't believe me, send it over and I'll try it for you first."
The fish powder is disgusting: "This person just loves to show off! The chicks are so pitiful! Why eat them? And this person even abused them! I don't understand who this person's fans are!!"
If this were translated into bird language, Xiao Tie would surely shout: "The light boat has already passed ten thousand mountains!"
He's the expert at dealing with all kinds of dissent: "I'm dying of laughter, you upstairs? You don't eat fried chicken, cola chicken wings, lemon chicken feet, or Zhengxin chicken cutlets?? Indeed, these are not suitable for you; I think your mouth is only suitable for eating chicken butts, they smell bad."
The fishmonger is here: "Those who don't understand Yu Nian are in trouble! It's all because of my beautiful granddaughter-in-law. Xiao Tie won't eat this chicken foot, give it to my grandson. My grandson is the most thrifty and good at managing a household. Granddaughter-in-law, please, please don't drive my grandson away!"
A group of fans below were puzzled, and even the haters who had come from all corners of the world were puzzled.
Grandpa, have you come to the wrong place?
You're so honest, it's almost embarrassing for us haters to take action against you.
May I ask your grandson's surname?
Upon seeing the comment from Yu Nian, who was a big fish seller, she patted Song Ci, who had just finished eating, and directly confronted Song Ci with this comment.
"Hahahaha Song Ci, someone is impersonating your grandfather and even said he'd feed you the chicken feet that Xiao Tie doesn't eat. This guy is someone you can befriend."
Song Ci, who knew this "big fish supplier" inside and out: ...
"Wait a minute, I clicked on his Weibo, and wow, he really is a 78-year-old grandpa. Guess what I found? He's the leader of our CP fan club, and he's quite high-level."
Yu Nian found it more and more interesting, so she patted Song Ci, who was sitting next to her, signaling him to come and look.
The person remained motionless, looking utterly speechless.
"Look at this grandpa, he must be a connoisseur of 'talking nonsense,' he's really good at it. Hey, Song Ci, why aren't you coming to see?"
Yu Nian suddenly felt a sinister gaze from someone and instinctively felt that something was very wrong.
Looking at Yu Nian laughing and joking in front of her phone screen, and then thinking about her good-for-nothing grandfather, Song Ci angrily stabbed her chopsticks straight into the fish head.
Song Yunhai! That's not how you ride the waves!
The chopsticks were standing upright on the fish's head, right where the fish's eyes were. Feeling a bit uneasy, Yu Nian moved her chair and tried to hug Xiao Tie, who was still chewing vegetables, before running away.
No matter how fat the shield, it must be brought along.
"Yu Nian".
"The big fish deliveryman is Song Yunhai, our grandfather."
Cluck cluck ————
Along with the awkward landing came a small piece of iron that suddenly fell to the ground.
Yu Nian turned around with a skeptical look. How could Grandpa Song be so good at surfing?
"Is this netizen called 'Fish Delivery Tycoon' really your grandfather? Why didn't you say so sooner? You don't know I often post photos to my fans in the super topic. What am I going to do? Grandpa must have seen them all! What if he thinks I'm too embarrassing, Song Ci?!"
After years of being a fan, Yu Nian was suddenly confronted with the unexpected arrival of Grandpa Song. She was completely bewildered and clung to Song Ci's arm, feeling utterly aggrieved.
It's all Song Ci's fault!
Feeling slightly dizzy from being shaken, Song Ci had no choice but to hold down Yu Nian's hand.
"No, isn't it really nice and sweet to send promotional photos to your fans? You have no idea how much my grandpa likes you. Even the photos of you and me in his album are all saved from Weibo."
Yu Nian, in a pretentious and affected manner, put on a dramatic performance for Song Ci, pretending to faint and die.
The once aloof and cool Yu Nian has ultimately transformed into a comedic woman.
She lowered her head, recalling those famously amazing pictures.
"The pictures I posted to my fans in the super topic were not pretty promotional photos."
"And they're all unflattering photos of me..."
For example…
That miraculous painting of Yu-style flying shadows in Zhang Yunhe Park…
Song Ci, who had to get closer to hear the answer, was speechless.
Is there no one on this internet that you care about anymore?
After the little comedy ended, Yu Niansong Ci cleaned up the table and didn't mention the "fish delivery tycoon" again.
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