Chapter 96: Prime Minister's Bare Ass and Bird Eggs



Being so dependent on his little girl, Emperor Donglin couldn't help but feel a sense of pride.

Who could be so dependent on a disciple of a god? And he even regarded him, the emperor of the world, as his backer. Wouldn't he be proud?

"You are worthy of being my father's little cotton-padded jacket!" Emperor Donglin laughed and asked with concern, "Has Yiyi had breakfast?"

Xiao Ruoyi made a hand gesture, lightly touching her thumb and index finger, and said in a baby voice, "I ate a little bit!"

"Then can you accompany Daddy for breakfast?"

"Okay, okay!" Xiao Ruoyi immediately nodded happily.

When she came to this world, only food could attract her, especially the emperor's meals, which were not something she could eat casually.

Emperor Dong Lin smiled and placed her beside him, "serving" Xiao Ruoyi and helping her pick up food and put it in her bowl.

Xiao Ruoyi ate with gusto, but Emperor Dong Lin didn't eat much and even sighed a few times, which made Xiao Ruoyi puzzled.

What's going on?

...

...

Although I can make a rough estimate, sometimes it is better to keep a sense of mystery and I want to hear it from others in person.

"Daddy, what's wrong with you? Why don't you eat well?"

"Nothing!" Emperor Donglin sighed, "It's just that I was irritated by the Prime Minister at the morning court today, so I can't eat for the time being!"

Xiao Ruoyi raised her eyebrows in surprise, [Prime Minister? He's an old fox! No wonder Daddy is so upset!]

Emperor Donglin straightened up immediately. He was indeed an old fox! I just don't know how the little girl can deal with him?

Or, do you know if that old fox has any good evidence?

I originally wanted to wait for my little girl to help me solve my doubts!

But Xiao Ruoyi had already lowered her head to eat the breakfast in front of her, which made Emperor Donglin anxious, but he was helpless and could not urge her.

Emperor Donglin's eyes rolled, "This old prime minister always takes advantage of his age. In this court, only the old tutor can stand up to him!"

Now Donglin Emperor feels a little regretful that the old tutor did not attend the court today.

The old tutor was so ashamed of what Xiao Ruoyi said that he simply claimed to be sick and took a few days off.

Xiao Ruoyi nodded her head and said to herself, "Yes, yes, that's right! The old master knows that the prime minister was naked when he was a child and took out bird eggs!"

“Puff! Cough cough cough…”

Upon hearing the shocking words from his little girl, Emperor Dong Lin couldn't help but spit out the tea in his mouth.

Who would have thought that the old prime minister was so naughty when he was a child? It’s really hard to imagine!

If the old prime minister was present when Yi Yi attended the morning court yesterday, I wonder if the news would have become known to everyone, just like the old tutor's henpecked husband.

I guess at that time the old prime minister was too embarrassed to attend court and wanted to retire and return home, right?

Just thinking about it makes me feel relieved and refreshed! I want to take my little girl to the morning court for a walk.

"Um... Daddy? What's wrong with you?"

Xiao Ruoyi looked at Emperor Donglin who was spraying water in confusion and asked with concern.

"Your Majesty, are you okay?" Wang Dehai also hurried forward to serve, and asked worriedly, "Do you want to call the imperial physician?"

Emperor Donglin covered his mouth and coughed, then waved his hand, "It's okay, I just choked accidentally!"

But she began to panic in her heart, "My little girl, you are a girl, how can you say such things about naked buttocks? It damages the image of a princess!"

I must teach him well in the future and not say such words casually!

Xiao Ruoyi blinked her eyes and said stupidly, "Daddy, don't think about other things when you eat and drink. Those people are not worth Daddy's worry. It's not worth it to make yourself angry!"

"Yes! Daddy knows!" Emperor Dong Lin nodded with a smile, and gently touched Xiao Ruoyi's furry head, "Yiyi is still the most considerate, knowing how to care about Daddy, she is Daddy's little cotton-padded jacket!"

Xiao Ruoyi raised her round chin proudly and said in a baby voice, "Hey, of course! If anyone dares to bully daddy in the future, Yiyi will help you get revenge!"

At the end, Xiao Ruoyi clenched her chubby little fist, waved it in the air, and swore in a fierce voice.

"Hahaha..." Emperor Donglin laughed and touched Xiao Ruoyi's head, "Okay, okay, Yiyi is the best and the most awesome!"

Xiao Ruoyi stretched out her chubby little hand, gently patted Dong Lindi's shoulder, and said in a baby voice, "Don't worry, Daddy, Yiyi will draw a bad luck charm for Daddy, and Daddy will stick it on whoever Daddy dislikes or whoever bullies Daddy!"

Thinking back to when I hadn’t even gotten started, it took me a lot of effort to draw a bad luck talisman.

And now, Xiao Ruoyi is very confident that with her current ability, she can definitely draw a bad luck talisman easily.

[Well, now Daddy is my backer, I can’t let anyone bully me! Use the bad luck charm to coax him, as long as it works, Daddy will definitely get used to it! If you dare not spoil me in the future, hehe...]

Emperor Donglin: "..." Don't worry, little girl, I will never stop loving you! And nothing like this will ever happen!

But bad luck charms? The more the better!

Emperor Donglin was really envious of the magical bad luck talisman and wanted to give it to the old prime minister who was always picking on him.

Emperor Donglin immediately recalled Madam An’s unfortunate end. It was a very vivid memory.

But thinking about the old prime minister's age, the little girl was right. She shouldn't bring herself to commit murder, so she let it go.

Even so, Emperor Donglin was still moved to look at Xiao Ruoyi and gently touched her head, "Yiyi is still young, you don't need to protect Daddy, Daddy should protect you! But you can give Daddy a few unlucky talismans, Daddy can keep them for self-defense!"

Although it is not for the old prime minister to use, it can be given to others!

Good things like the unlucky talisman must be prepared in advance, just in case!

Xiao Ruoyi nodded immediately and patted her chest to promise, "Okay, okay! I will paint when I get back, and then avenge my father!"

"Yiyi is so thoughtful!"

Although he didn't hear what he wanted from Xiao Ruoyi's inner voice this time, but being able to get the unlucky talisman from the little girl's hands can be considered as achieving his goal.

The father and son had breakfast together. Emperor Donglin still had government affairs to deal with. Xiao Ruoyi felt bored, so she said goodbye and left.

Xiao Ruoyi skipped out of the imperial study and returned to Yaohua Palace.

When she passed by the Imperial Garden, she saw a little girl, chubbier than her, squatting by the pool and watching.

Xiao Ruoyi stopped and looked curious, "Huh? Who is that?"

Chun Qiao took a look and whispered in Xiao Ruoyi's ear, "Little Princess, that's the Ninth Prince, the Queen's son!"

"I didn't expect that this little fat boy is actually the Ninth Emperor's younger brother!"

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