[Brother Zhijian, you like calling people your brothers so much, don't cry later.]
[What kind of name is Huan Zhijian? Is it a wish for their son to be strong-willed despite his disability?]
[It sounds awful, not even as good as mine.]
Li Yiyi disagreed; she felt her sophisticated and high-class name should be paired with the name "Er'er" (meaning "two").
She is Yi Yi, and her boyfriend is Er Er; there's absolutely nothing wrong with them.
If she's unhappy, she'll make everyone else unhappy too. Li Yiyi really wanted to see how strong Li Fuyi's willpower could be.
When Li Fuyi used the same fart talisman again, her expression suddenly changed, and the flesh on her face began to twitch.
Wang Shuai and Wang Xiaomei hadn't noticed anything yet.
Following the direction Li Fuyi pointed, they saw the thin and pale-faced Li Yiyi. Her face was pretty, but she looked like she couldn't bear children; she was a sickly person.
What were the Li family thinking, choosing a sickly woman as a wife for their precious son?
"Li Fuyi, what do you mean by this? We had an agreement: you find a wife for my son, and we'll recognize you as our own daughter and officially recognize Li Laosan as our wife."
Anger was about to burst from her eyes. The more Wang Xiaomei thought about it, the angrier she became. Her precious son had already suffered enough by marrying a countrywoman.
Li Yiyi is still sickly, so he doesn't care about her and Wang Shuai, does he?
Or is it that they want to use her house as a stepping stone to cure Li Yiyi's illness, and then deny everything?
Various conspiracy theories flashed through their minds, and Wang Shuai and Wang Xiaomei's fury surged as they confronted Li Laosan.
Oh, you look down on me because I'm sickly? I haven't even looked down on your son because he's an idiot!
[How dare you use me as a bargaining chip to get your dad promoted and made a fortune!]
[Oh no, Father, get ready quickly!]
Li Yiyi noticed that Li Fuyi's face had turned bluish-purple, and her expression changed accordingly.
Li Laoda and Jiang Yuting worked together seamlessly, each carrying a plate of their favorite dishes and quickly leaving the yard. Aunt Hua and the others received the signal.
He casually pulled out a large black bag, quickly dumped the untouched food from the table into it, and then dashed away.
Every table was like that, as if they had been arranged in advance.
While Old Man Li and Wang Shuai were still in shock, a visible yellow gas surged towards them.
"Bang!"
Wang Shuai and Wang Xiaomei, who were nearby, were knocked to the ground.
Looking ahead, they saw Li Fuyi's buttocks, with a tear in the middle of her pants.
My goodness, science has never lied to me.
Farts are truly comparable to hydrogen; they're a powerful gas.
A tiny fart caused a huge stir.
Standing under the eaves, protected by the insulating talisman, Li Yiyi was unaffected by the gas impact and could openly scrutinize Li Fuyi.
Hmm, my face feels better.
It felt amazing! I'd been holding it in for days, and today I finally got to release all at once.
Thank me! If it weren't for me, Li Fuyi would have been holding it in for several more days!
Li Fuyi here was indeed feeling good, and without thinking, she released another one.
Small in size, but with a loud sound, it was a provocative blow to Wang Shuai and Wang Xiaomei.
When I tried to speak, a stench permeated my mouth, nose, and surroundings—a different kind of stench than that of a cesspool, but a new kind of stench.
The child in Wang Xiaomei's arms began to cry, each cry louder than the last.
Wang Shuai and Wang Xiaomei were stunned at first, then overjoyed. Their child had been silent and listless since birth; this was the first time he had ever cried.
[No way, no way! Did Li Fuyi's fart bring that idiot back to his senses?!]
All I can say is, the female lead truly lives up to her reputation as the female lead.
There's a disgusting feeling about playing pranks on someone but unwittingly achieving something good.
Li Yiyi pouted, staring at Li Fuyi with obvious dissatisfaction; the resentment in her eyes seemed to pierce the sky.
Just a second later, Li Yiyi laughed again.
The child in Wang Xiaomei's arms cried out and immediately fainted.
Don't get me wrong, it was the smell that made him faint.
The new gas is small, but it contains a long-accumulated essence, and it smells a hundred times worse than the previous one.
With his eyelids fluttering open and closed, relying on his strong will and self-defense, Wang Shuai regained consciousness, then slashed at Wang Xiaomei beside him with his claws.
They can't faint, otherwise today will be a dark chapter in their lives.
Have you ever heard of someone fainting from the stench of a fart? I have, it happened at a lumber mill...
The suffocating feeling made it difficult for Wang Shuai to collapse; on the contrary, he had to maintain his image properly even in the most intense atmosphere.
[What an idiot, doesn't it have legs?]
Look at them, even the Li family members knew to find a place to relax after the first attack. Why are Wang Shuai and Wang Xiaomei so clueless?
No wonder their son is like that; it's all hereditary.
A deathly silence fell over the courtyard, followed by elation and relief. Thankfully, they had saved their food; they could still eat it later.
Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to bring themselves to eat food that's been tainted by farts.
The cool breeze between her legs brought Li Fuyi back to her senses, making her look like a monkey in the middle of a performance.
Her face instantly flushed crimson, and she glanced back uncertainly, closed her eyes, and then opened them again. What she saw was unchanged.
It's true, her pants are torn.
The dark blue trousers had a few white specks in the center, resembling blue morning glories swaying in the air.
The tattered cloth swayed in the wind, making it even more like a real person.
"ah!"
A piercing scream seemed to shake the very top of the head of anyone in the courtyard.
【Hahaha】
[So ashamed you want to cry now!]
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