Volume 1 Chapter 31 Domestic No Horse
"Doctor, I heard it. Isn't it disrespectful for you to tell me that I am mentally unstable in front of me?" Sheng Qingxiao's cool voice sounded neither hurriedly nor slowly.
The doctor, who was diligently trying to get Madam Sheng out of the ward, suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.
One second he was frantically trying to commit suicide, and the next second he could talk to him clearly and coherently!
Finished! This is schizophrenia!
This is a special patient who the dean specifically instructed to be carefully cared for. When he was sent in, he only suffered nearly fatal external injuries, but now he has suffered internal injuries at his hands!
How can he explain this to the dean?
He didn't dare nor was willing to accept such a result. He picked up the medical record and stared at the girl sitting on the bed with burning eyes: "Miss Sheng, I have a few questions to ask you. I hope you can answer them truthfully."
“You ask.”
Doctor: "In Journey to the West, what kind of horse did Tang Monk ride?"
Sheng Qingxiao: "There are no horses in China."
doctor:"......."
Big yellow girl, what are you thinking about!
Doctor: "In Dream of the Red Chamber, which garden did Granny Liu enter?"
Sheng Qingxiao: "Otilis Manor."
doctor:"......"
Doctor: "In Water Margin, what did Wu Song fight?"
Sheng Qingxiao: "Wu Song is the night watchman."
The doctor put down the medical record book with lifeless eyes and said to Madam Sheng standing beside him: "Go and complete the admission procedures. Miss Sheng needs to be admitted to the hospital for treatment in this condition."
Sheng Qingxiao: "I heard it again, doctor, are you saying that I am sick? But... in my opinion, I am not sick, but you may be a little sick."
"How about this, I'll ask you a few questions. If you can answer them all, it proves that you are not sick. Otherwise, it proves that you are the one who should be admitted to the hospital. How do you do that?"
The doctor hated being questioned. He stiffened his neck and said fearlessly, "Ask me!"
Sheng Qingxiao's lips curled up slightly: "Ca2++CO32-=Cac03↓, what does that mean?"
Doctor: "The reaction between calcium chloride solution and potassium carbonate solution is essentially the reaction between calcium ions and carbonate ions to form calcium carbonate precipitate."
Sheng Qingxiao stretched out a finger and shook it gently: "Wrong, it's your calcium that has settled down!"
"The next question is to fill in the blanks with words. It's an abstract question and answer. What do you want to do?"
The doctor blurted out without thinking: "Decoration!"
Sheng Qingxiao: "Wrong! I told you it was an abstract question and answer, the answer is of course Zhang Fei had a vasectomy!"
"Next, an abstract question and answer, what clothes and what horse?"
The doctor got smarter this time: "Serious answer: bright clothes and angry horses, abstract answer: split clothes and the word horse!"
Sheng Qingxiao raised an eyebrow: "Wrong! It's Qingyi Dianma!"
"Last question, what are you holding to fly?"
The doctor learned his lesson this time. Based on the previous abstract response, he said righteously, "Report Zhang Fei!"
He just didn't believe that he could get the answer wrong this time!
Sheng Qingxiao's smile deepened: "Wrong, I didn't say it was an abstract question this time, so the answer is swift and steady."
"The test results are in, and all the questions and answers are wrong, so you should be admitted to the hospital!"
In fact, from the very beginning, the doctor promised her that she could be admitted to the hospital when she started the test.
Of course, Sheng Qingxiao didn't say this explicitly, as she had to give the doctor some face.
The doctor looked up at the white ceiling with his eyes dull, as if he had lost hope in life.
There was even a moment when the doctor began to doubt whether he was really sick.
"Doctor, are you very unconvinced? I can give you a chance and try again." Sheng Qingxiao held her chin with both hands and looked at the doctor leisurely.
Mrs. Sheng, as well as other doctors and nurses, were so shocked by what was happening before them that they were at a loss for words and stood there in a daze for a moment.
It's just like watching a movie and getting stuck at a critical moment!
"Come again!" Of course the doctor will not accept the opportunity!
"I said the front part, and you said the back part is the names of some movies or TV shows, Tomato or something?"
Doctor: "The richest man in Xihong City!"
Sheng Qingxiao: "Charlotte what?"
Doctor: "Charlotte Troubles!"
Sheng Qingxiao: "What about wrestling?"
Doctor: "Wrestle, Dad!"
Sheng Qingxiao: “Hey!”
doctor:"......"
He seemed to have been fooled, and also seemed to have been taken advantage of.
Sheng Qingxiao didn't give the doctor time to think and continued to ask: "One day, a grandfather took his grandson out to buy fruit. When the grandson turned around, the grandfather was gone. Where did the grandfather go?"
The doctor frowned slightly: "I should go buy some fruit, what else can I do?"
Sheng Qingxiao: "My grandson thinks so too."
"Pfft...ha..." A not very old young nurse nearby couldn't help but laughed out loud, but when she received the sharp gaze from the doctor, she had to lower her head to hold back her laughter.
He clenched his teeth, shrugged his shoulders, and thought about all the sad things in his life.
Sheng Qingxiao: "Roaring Sky Dog is a god in heaven, what am I?"
Doctor: “I am a dog!”
"Pfft...Hahaha..." Several doctors and nurses couldn't help but burst out laughing.
After receiving the doctor's sharp and condemning gaze, several doctors and nurses looked at each other, left and right, up and down, but did not look in the doctor's direction.
The doctor took a deep breath and said, "Come again!"
He just couldn't believe that he could be fooled by a little girl again and again!
Sheng Qingxiao straightened her face and said in a serious tone, "Listen carefully. The next question is very difficult to answer. I will only ask it once!"
"Once upon a time there was a Wozhi Mountain. On the mountain there was a Wozhi Temple. In the Wozhi Temple there was a Wozhi monk. The Wozhi monk held a walking stick. What was his name?"
Doctor: "Just lie down on a stick!"
Sheng Qingxiao turned her gaze directly to the doctor and nurse who were trying to hold back their laughter: "You all heard it, he admitted it himself, why don't you help him get admitted to the hospital."
The doctor was numb.
He was actually fooled again and again! He couldn't remember how he finally walked out of that distinguished single room.
The whole person fell into a state of self-doubt.
[Hahahaha, host!] So funny! Ha ha ha ha! 】
The system in my mind laughed wildly!
[Is 3077 funny? 】
Hearing this calm question, 3077's laughter gradually weakened and finally disappeared completely, and he answered dryly.
[Not funny.] 】
No one else can build a system to this level.
It was not until the doctor completely left the single ward that Sheng's mother's computer stopped stalling as if the computer had been loaded.
Because of what had just happened, Sheng's mother's expression was neither crying nor laughing, and was in between the two, looking particularly funny.
She took a deep breath, calmed herself, walked forward and tried to hold Sheng Qingxiao's slender pale hand, but Sheng Qingxiao dodged her.
The voice was calm without any extra emotion: "Don't touch me."
Sheng's mother's previous attitude towards her own daughter always reminded Sheng Qingxiao of that woman's attitude towards her.
Whenever she thought about it, Sheng Qingxiao couldn't help but feel unable to look at her mother with normal emotions.
That woman was the culprit who dragged her into the abyss of nightmare, and Mother Sheng was the culprit who destroyed her own daughter, the original owner.
Even if she really knew she was wrong and wanted to make amends to the original owner, the original owner was no longer around. And she didn't need this false guilt and compensation, or love, which didn't belong to her.
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