The classroom was divided into three parts, one of whom was so excited that he wanted to go home and reward the anchor.

One person was immersed in selecting soldiers and generals.

A group of people were already ready to wait for the melon. They were excitedly waiting to eat the melon, but at the same time they were afraid that they would be called by name like a teacher.

[The little rooster calls whoever he wants, one, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight the tiger, the tiger eats the chicken, the chicken cackles, whoever he wants to call will be you! ]

Except for the physics teacher who was immersed in his own happiness.

All the students swallowed nervously, not daring to turn their heads to look at Su Nuo, their hearts pounding.

Waiting for Su Nuo to make the final decision.

[It's you! Eh? I have some impression of this guy. The squad leader said his name is Xu Wen.]

When Xu Wen's name was called, everyone except Xu Wen breathed a sigh of relief, and then waited for the next sentence with great interest.

When Xu Wen heard his name, his head started buzzing.

Xu Wen: I was sweating all over.

[Let me see, there is nothing earth-shattering or mind-shattering here. ]

The whole audience suddenly became like bitter gourds hit by frost, losing interest.

Xu Wen: Fortunately, I have never done anything harmful to others.

【But this guy is really awesome. 】

[When I was in primary school, I was dissatisfied with the heavy homework and harsh teachers. Every day I heard the teacher say "I should treat school as my home." 】

[He fell asleep after listening to the lecture, and the teacher threw chalk at him and said, "Do you think school is your home? You can sleep whenever you want?"]

【Then the next teacher who was staying late said: 'Why are you in such a hurry to finish school? Don't you know how to treat the school as your own home? I never see you so impetuous at home! '】

[This boy weighed 50 kilograms in elementary school and was 60 kilograms of rebelliousness. He thought that since he regarded the school as his home, why couldn't he be allowed to do whatever he wanted? ]

[So he downloaded Tianyu, a second-hand property trading platform, and put the school up for sale, selling it at a special price of 20,000 yuan. The school is his home, so is there anything wrong with him being the seller? No problem.]

Everyone's eyes widened. They didn't expect that a reserved and quiet student would be so bold as to sell out the school! ?

Xu Wen scratched his head embarrassedly.

The school is his home, isn't it normal for the seller to do so?

[The key is that someone thought that 20,000 yuan was a bargain for a piece of land, so he actually bought it! After paying the money, he immediately brought a group of people to the school to check the land. As soon as he arrived at the school, he ran into the principal who was inspecting the land.]

[A group of people look at each other. 】

[The principal thought that these were unrelated people sneaking in and wanted the security guard to kick them out.]

[The owner who bought the school took out his mobile phone, showed the payment page to the principal, and told him that the school belonged to him.]

[After hearing this, the principal let out a sharp bang and almost gave himself artificial respiration.]

There was a complete silence, and they couldn't believe it. Someone actually bought this school! ?

[The follow-up was even more outrageous. It turned out that the vice-president discovered that someone in Tianyu was selling the school. He wanted to take advantage of the situation and deliberately asked his friends to take photos. He even ironed his suit, made an appointment with a stylist, and prepared a future speech.]

[Although I don’t understand why the vice-president is so naive to think that this thing can be successfully purchased, I have to admire Xu Wen’s operation. ]

When Xu Wen was in junior high school, Yi Te transferred to his school from another city, so the people present did not know that Xu Wen had done this as a child.

Everyone: He perfectly interpreted in another way that being a student does not necessarily mean having unrealistic ideals like blowing up the school.

You can also sell schools!

[And this guy is really rebellious. One day when he was in junior high school, he went out to play in the back mountain and dug up something that looked very similar to ginseng. He took a bite out of curiosity.]

[I fell asleep in bed and didn’t wake up until the third morning.]

【Let me see.】

Su Nuo opened the video and dug deeper into the follow-up.

[Oh~ This thing is Phytolacca, if you eat it, I'll send you on your way. ]

[Oh, that's awesome! When his grandfather who died early found out about this, he scattered all the property that his father had burned. He went around begging his parents and looking for connections, but none of them could help him. So he took Xu Wen and his grandmother to look for his ancestors.]

[At that time, my ancestors had packed up everything and boasted to their neighbors and relatives that they would be reborn into a wealthy family the next day. For a moment, everyone was envious. As soon as they returned home after making the promise, they ran into their descendants.]

[The younger generation also said: "We only have this one child in our family. His father was in a car accident and cannot have children. We can't let him die!" When the ancestors heard this, they knew that if Xu Wen died, the Xu family would have to die. They immediately took Xu Wen's grandparents to kowtow to the King of Hell. The three old men kowtowed until their heads were smoking before they agreed to the deal.]

[His ancestors could have been reincarnated the next day, but they ended up signing a 500-year labor contract with Xu Wen's grandparents in tears. This made the King of Hell put away the Book of Life and Death and withdraw a stupid and clear-headed junior high school student.]

Everyone: Who is the best at betraying his ancestors? Yite finds Xu Wen.

Xu Wen: Yeah?

[Xu Wen woke up and felt that he had a dreamless night and was very comfortable. He hugged Shanglu and rubbed his body happily: "Great! I really found a treasure! This thing can also cure insomnia!"

[Xu Wen took another bite at night, covered himself with a quilt and went to sleep soundly.]

[Grandpa Xu, who was packing his bags to go work for the King of Hell, saw this scene and was almost frightened to death on the spot.]

[Shang Lu seemed to be trying to avenge his previous humiliation, or it could be that the bite he made was too big and his soul left his body. His grandfather and grandmother tumbled and crawled to find their ancestors.]

[The ancestor took the two of them to kowtow to the King of Hell, and they almost knocked through the floor. The King of Hell had no choice but to refuse this time.]

[At that time, Xu Wen was staying at his cousin's house, and the adults were out. His cousin went to look for him and found that his whole body was stiff, and he couldn't even bend his arms and legs. He was so scared that he quickly checked his breath, and the boy happened to be breathing. His cousin was so scared that he thought Xu Wen was dead.]

[His cousin was only in the first year of high school at the time. He thought his cousin was really dead, so he cried for a long time, and while crying he dug the soil to bury him. The snot bubbles from his tears just happened to fall into Xu Wen's mouth.]

When Xu Wen heard this, he pinched his Ren Zhong acupoint angrily and almost fainted from anger.

[The ancestors refused to give up and knocked their heads until they were about to fall off. Only then did the King of Hell give in and demanded double the reward. The three ancestors signed a labor contract with tears in their eyes to work like slaves for a thousand years.]

【Xu Wen just woke up, thus avoiding being buried in the dirt by his brother. The King of Hell got three laborers for free, and he was in a good mood, allowing them to go to the dream. His grandmother kept crying and begging Xu Wen: Wen, don’t eat that dirt anymore! Your grandparents and your ancestors can’t afford to toss their old bones! We still want to reincarnate!】

Everyone: What a thrilling story.

[Xu Wen also told other friends that this thing can cure insomnia. For a while, it became popular to eat this, until someone with a poor constitution died. Only then did it become important. But by then, the Chinese pomelo had been eaten to the point where only one bite was left. Every Chinese pomelo would be so angry that he would say it was really hard to grind it, but finally one was grinded! ]

[Chew it up, who can chew it better than Xu Wen? 】

After class, because it was so bizarre, it was even linked to the God of Hell.

While Su Nuo was out to the bathroom, a group of people surrounded Xu Wen and asked, "Xu Wen, is what Su Nuo said true?"

Xu Wen nodded embarrassedly: "What she said is true, but I don't know if the one about the King of Hell is true. But my grandma did tell me in a dream that I shouldn't eat it, saying that if I continue to eat it, I will have to live another 2,000 years."