Chapter 109: Teacher Jiang's Collaborative Gay Class 109 (feat. Si Xi)
There is no script when recording "Our Story", but the show must refer to the venue layout arranged by the program team.
The show's set-up is a mountain villa, with a kotatsu in the middle of the living room. The room is decorated with various small ornaments, and you can climb up the wooden ladder to the second floor, which looks like a small house in a fairy tale. The glass windows are covered with stickers imitating snow, and when you open the door and walk into another room, you will be outside in the story.
At the beginning, the four people were divided into two groups of 1+3. Only the first runner Si Xi was in the villa, and the remaining three were still on standby backstage to facilitate their introduction.
"Yeah. Okay. No problem." Si Xi pretended to talk to himself for a few words, then turned around and started to write, "I got a call from Teacher Shi...Senior Shi."
He thought for a moment and chose to add two more sentences to complete the relationship between the characters: "We met in the school club. The other two members of the club, Jiang Huai and Qu Miaoqing, were also with her. It was a snowy day today, so I invited them to come into the mountains and play at my house."
Teacher Jiang’s cooperative gay class No. 109 (feat. Si Xi): Don’t start selling too directly right from the start.
That's basically telling the world "We're going to be gay! Everyone, look at us!" In this way, people won't take the couple seriously, they will just think that these are two men performing a circus.
Therefore, he chose to answer the call from Master Renran and cover it up. The special guest Si pushed his non-existent glasses and explained to the empty audience.
The three of them walked slowly towards the recording studio, and Shi Renran continued, "Yes, I am planning the club enrollment plan for the new semester with Miaoqing Seed... and Vice President Jiang Huai. Si Xi was sick before, and we just finished our discussion and decided to go see how he is doing."
Qu Miaoqing exclaimed, somewhat surprised: "You actually know about Miaoqing seeds."
Shi Renran said nothing, just looked at her and smiled tenderly.
Jiang Huai, who was following behind them, didn't understand, but he keenly smelled a subtle scent: [What is Miao Qing's seed? ]
Artificial intelligence immediately gave the answer: [Qu Miaoqing said during her MC at the Sugar Dream Theater last month that her favorite Pokémon is Bulbasaur, so fans have been calling her Miaoqing Seed recently. ]
The lecturer Jiang Huai was shocked! He didn't expect that today's cooperative gay class would turn into a challenge match!
He immediately sought help from outside the court: [Help me search for any recent jokes about Si Xi that can be played like this. ]
Selling CP and checking the information in advance is simply cheating, okay? What's the point of this kind of thing?
[You are the one who cheated. If Shi Renran studied hard and entered the examination room with a brain full of knowledge, you would just take out your phone and take photos to search for questions in the examination room.] The off-site assistant said disdainfully.
The next second it began to help the evil: [Two weeks ago, Si Xi was very strict when instructing his teammates to dance... His teammates complained that it was Snape, and it was accidentally recorded in the group show. ]
Jiang Huai was silent for a few seconds: [I'd better change the track. ]
The air conditioning in the lounge was turned on too warm, and the studio where we were recording was extremely cold.
Jiang Huai hesitated for two seconds, but considering that the story was set indoors, he didn't pull up his jacket. If only he had worn a turtleneck underneath. He looked down at the exposed clavicle and thought with some regret.
Half a minute later they walked through the fake snow and ice, pushed open the door and stepped into the cabin, sitting around the warm kotatsu.
Jiang Huai sat opposite Si Xi and was delighted to find that this man also cared more about style than warmth and wore even less than himself.
He took advantage of the setting that Master Renran had just added and laughed, "Didn't you just recover from an illness? Why don't you wear more clothes?"
Si Xi gave a typical fake smile: "It's okay, I'm not cold." He tried to retaliate by kicking Jiang Huai under the kotatsu, but Jiang Huai dodged it nimbly, and when he pulled his leg back, he unfortunately hit Shi Renran next to him.
The eyes of his former mentor were gentle and kind, as if he had already thought of where to bury him. Si Xi immediately behaved himself and began to pretend nothing had happened.
The four of them chatted for a few rounds, roughly explaining some of the characters' backgrounds and leaving some extra material for editing.
After talking nonsense for a while, it was time to start making up a story. Qu Miaoqing covered her mouth and exclaimed in an exaggerated manner: "Ah! There seems to be a dark shadow over there!"
Of course there was no real shadow outside the window. The four of them stared at the sticker for a while. Si Xi asked, "Did you see it wrong?"
Qu Miaoqing swore solemnly: "There was definitely a dark shadow just now! I'll go out and take a look!" After that, she walked out of the room and returned to the fake world of ice and snow again.
"Wow." The host said with a hint of wonder, "This is an unexpected development."
"But it seems like we need to split up the lines." He pondered for a while, then waved to his assistant, "You take them over here first, and I'll go ask Miaoqing what she thinks."
"...Are there any wild animals near your home?" Jiang Huai guessed reasonably, "Are they wolves or something like that?"
Si Xi immediately followed his train of thought: "Indeed. This place is in the mountains, and there aren't many people coming and going. We usually see wolves quite often."
Shi Renran said worriedly, "Will Xiaoqing be in trouble if she goes out by herself? Do you have anything here that I can use to protect myself?"
The assistant director put the props on the second floor, and played a role in making up and performing them. Si Xi went upstairs to look around, and came down with a shovel: "This is the only one that is similar."
Shi Renran took the shovel with great interest. She weighed it and found it quite heavy: "Then I'll go out and take a look!"
"I feel like we'd better not do it one by one--" Before Jiang Huai finished his words, Shi Renran had already left without hesitation.
He turned his head and looked at Si Xi for two seconds, and was sure he saw the words "How come they are better sellers than us" in the other's eyes.
Jiang Huai was still trying to struggle: "How about we go up and see if there is anything else?"
"Okay." The two climbed up to the second floor. The assistant watched them rummaging around and couldn't help asking, "What props do you want?"
——Can we order food? Jiang Huai took a look at the jacket that was not warm at all, and immediately imagined himself carrying a gun. In the cold wind, he was wearing a black suit and holding a gun, which formed a sharp contrast with the white ice and snow. He could not hide the excitement in his tone: "Do you have a fake hunting rifle?"
Shi Renran went out and found Qu Miaoqing standing in front of her, discussing with the host with her back to her.
She walked forward, took off her plush coat and put it on Qu Miaoqing, thinking that it was a good thing that she had come to record "Our Story" in winter last time, and knew it was cold in the studio, so she specially put a few more hot packs on.
Qu Miaoqing was flattered. She turned around and her normal makeup had turned into a ghost face. She was wearing a realistic mask, still looking like a human, but her eyes were black holes, and prop blood plasma was dripping from the cracked corners of her mouth.
Because of the angle, Shi Renran didn't see anything at all. She was completely unprepared and was startled. She subconsciously took a step back and almost slipped.
Qu Miaoqing hurriedly pulled her back, and put her face closer to her, with long nails on her hands, looking like a ghost. Shi Renran immediately let out a short scream.
Jiang Huai was fiddling with his shotgun indoors. When he heard the screams outside, he turned around and asked his assistant, "Is this a show effect?" How could the screams be so realistic? This shotgun is fake. They can't hit anything!
"Don't worry." The assistant whispered, "We burn incense before we start filming every season."
Jiang Huai was relieved immediately. After they finished tinkering with the shotgun, they added some indoor search shots. After the two of them stared at each other for more than 20 minutes, someone finally knocked on the door.
It seemed that the two people over there had finished their discussion. Si Xi walked forward to open the door, and unexpectedly saw only one person.
Shi Renran stood alone at the door, looking like she had just been startled by something, and immediately stepped into the room and closed the door. The host finally squeezed in, and Shi Renran said in shock: "...There are monsters in this snowy mountain."
How did it turn into a horror movie? Jiang Huai was still a little confused: "Where is schoolgirl Qu? Why didn't she come back with you?"
Shi Renran sniffed like a little white flower: "She...she..."
"Have something to warm yourself up first." Jiang Huai made a prompt decision and poured a glass of water from the kitchen of the cabin and handed it to her. Shi Renran drank it all in one gulp, and the remaining three sat down around the kotatsu again.
Shi Renran took two deep breaths and said, "When I went out, I saw her lying on the ground, and a monster was biting her. I went up and hit the monster with a shovel several times, and it let go and ran away."
"What kind of monster?" Si Xi asked, "Is it a wild beast?"
"Absolutely not." Shi Renran seemed to recall something, "It...it looks very similar to a human, but it has no whites of its eyes and its mouth is split."
She slammed the table hard: "Even when it looked up at me, its mouth was full of Xiaoqing's blood."
The story you made up is too heavy. Jiang Huai was deeply moved. It seems that he was too conservative when he came with the crew of "A Leisurely Journey in the World" last time.
For some reason, he always felt that Shi Renran had changed a little from before she left, but he didn't look at her for a moment: "That monster just left like that? Should we go and bring Sister Qu back?"
Shi Renran immediately looked up: "I thought so too. Are there any big bags in the warehouse upstairs?"
Why does it feel like Master Renran is so expectant? Jiang Huai remembered seeing it when he was rummaging through the boxes just now. It happened that he was sitting closer to the wooden ladder, so he climbed up the ladder quickly and found the bag quickly.
However, when he came down, the room had changed.
Shi Renran was wearing a ghost mask and confronting Si Xi. To be exact, Si Xi's chest was covered with prop blood plasma, and he was crawling on the ground, trying to hide under the dining table.
Jiang Huai made a prompt decision and quickly went down the stairs. Shi Renran immediately changed his target and attacked him with bared fangs and claws - why was he still wearing the fake nails from the palace fighting dramas?
After the baptism of "Before the Truth", Jiang Huai has deeply realized how to complete a fight scene decently and handsomely. He rolled to avoid the attack of Shi Renran, picked up the shotgun on the kotatsu, and aimed at Shi Renran without hesitation.
Shi Renran was still. She gently pulled off the mask and smiled like a little white flower: "I am a senior."
"——Don't listen to her!" Si Xi fell under the dining table, his clothes covered with prop blood. He covered his chest with his right hand and gasped: "We were deceived... Jiang Huai, Senior Sister Shi is the real monster."
Shi Renran still had that innocent expression and repeated, "Jiang Huai, I'm your senior."
"The monster ate Qu Miaoqing, and Qu Miaoqing ate Shi Renran." Si Xi pretended that there was a big hole in his chest and spoke intermittently, "It will change into the appearance of the person it eats. Just now, there were two people who didn't dare to do it. As soon as you approached, it changed and wanted to eat me, but before you could... shoot!"
Jiang Huai's finger was on the trigger, ready to move. Shi Renran repeated for the third time: "I'm really not a monster. I'm a senior."
"You didn't wear a coat when you came back." Jiang Huai suddenly said, "Is it because there was blood on your clothes?"
Shi Renran stopped talking and looked at him with a look that said, "Stop talking and do it." Jiang Huai didn't understand why, but he felt that this scene was a bit humorous. He tried hard to hold back the urge to laugh, pretended to be reluctant, closed his eyes and pulled the trigger.
However, the hunting rifle was fake after all. Shi Renran found that nothing happened, not even a sound, and said "Huh?" in confusion.
The host instructed: "Just lie down on the ground. We will add dubbing and special effects later."
Master Renran lay peacefully on the ground.
This was far more absurd than acting. Jiang Huai thought that if he had known earlier he should have been the first to die and left work earlier. It was really difficult to hold back his laughter - but he could not have imagined such a plot. God knows what Qu Miaoqing was thinking - he put down his shotgun, as if he could not believe what had just happened, and slowly walked to the side of Si Xi where the body was lying.
...I want to laugh even more.
Si Xi looked at him and wanted to laugh, so he forced his mouth to droop, covered his chest and said word by word: "I'm afraid I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow."
He gently tugged at Jiang Huai's shirt hem with his free left hand, and his hand finally dropped weakly: "Jiang Huai...promise me that you must live well with my share."
Seeing that Jiang Huai was indifferent, Si Xi pulled it twice more and made crazy expressions to signal him to sell it quickly.
Jiang Huai squatted beside him, thinking that Si Xi definitely hadn't been gay for too long, and his professional ability had declined significantly, causing him to just want to laugh.
But he fully demonstrated his professionalism as an actor, and squeezed out a few tears very naturally. He wiped away the tears in Si Xi's shocked eyes, saying, "I can do this too," and choked up, "I will never forget you."
...I hope the audience will be amazed when watching this part instead of laughing out loud.
Jiang Huai pretended to cry a few times, and finally stood up and left the house where the tragedy had happened with determination.
But he came back less than half a minute after he went out.
Si Xi's body had been moved from the dining table to the warm kotatsu, and he asked in confusion, "Why did you come back?"
Jiang Huai found a clapperboard from somewhere and dragged the heavy man back to the dining table amid Si Xi's howling.
He squatted in front of Si Xi, stared directly at the camera of the production team, and clicked the board: "Click!"
"This is our drama club's recruitment promotional video." Vice President Jiang, the most reliable person in the room, said, "Everyone is welcome to sign up for the drama club... We have so many amazing seniors here."
"This kind of supernatural element has the risk of not passing the review, and adding a beginning and an end to the story can perfectly avoid this risk." Jiang Huai zipped up his clothes and huddled in his clothes to wait for Qu Miaoqing to make up the scene. He was shivering with cold, "Teacher, why did you look at me like that at that time? Wasn't what I said right?"
"What's wrong with that?" Shi Renran said incredulously, "Of course it's because I saw Xiaoqing was cold so I gave her the clothes, right?"
Si Xi was also freezing cold, and tried to sneak her hand into Jiang Huai's collar to get some body temperature and act gay, but Jiang Huai, who seemed to have eyes behind him, dodged and stepped on her. Si Xi could only whisper, "Why don't you let me wear your clothes and sell them?"
Jiang Huai used his backhand to freeze his neck. Si Xi hissed twice and jumped away at the speed of light to escape the clutches. Jiang Huai sneered softly, "Why don't you warm your neck for me and sell it?"
"...You won't succeed this way." Shi Renran commented in a low and ruthless voice, "I think you'll be lucky if ten people get to watch this episode."
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