Chapter 033 Top melon



Chapter 033: Big News

Although Qiao Chun threatens Du Xinliang all day long, he is actually just an ordinary ghost, only slightly more powerful than those ignorant spirits.

Whenever he encounters other ghosts, he is scared to death.

Moreover, these days, the little ghosts are the most powerful. Qiao Chun is afraid that he will be swallowed by them if he is not careful.

So, it is not his fault that he is timid. He likes teaching, but he can't risk his soul to teach.

This is not racial discrimination at all!

When he heard that he could continue to teach, Qiao Chun's eyes lit up and he looked at Jiang Yiqing eagerly.

Jiang Yiqing was disgusted and asked him not to look at him like that. With such a look, well... he could only accept Wen Xiuyan looking at him like that.

There was no other reason, just because of Wen Xiuyan's face.

"Do you understand modern technology? You can take online classes without contacting people." Jiang Yiqing said nonsense. He didn't know if anyone would listen to Qiao Chun's online class. Anyway, he would find something for this ghost to do.

After all, Qiao Chun has been teaching for so many years, and he has some merits.

However, Qiao Chun was visibly disappointed when he heard Jiang Yiqing's words: "No, as soon as I touch electronic products, the magnetic field will be affected, and there is no way to record my voice."

Jiang Yiqing said that this is easy to solve. Since he said so, there must be a way.

Du Qinxue heard that there was a way to get this ghost to leave their house quickly, so he immediately said that he could provide a computer and just asked Qiao Chun to leave quickly.

Qiao Chun saw his eagerness and was very dissatisfied: "Student Du Qinxue!"

Du Qinxue's skin tightened and he became nervous subconsciously. When he came to his senses, he couldn't help but feel embarrassed. What a damn habit!

Qiao Chun: "If it weren't for me, could your son have ranked first in the grade? You even despised me."

Du Qinxue has now let it go, especially after being tortured by Qiao Chun just now. He now feels that it doesn't matter whether he studies well or not.

The main thing is that he realized how painful it is to be forced to study! In the past, he thought it was just studying? It was simply the easiest thing in the world.

Don't study hard? Wait until you get a job and you'll suffer!

Now he thinks these are all bullshit! Who told him that studying is not hard? It was simply a double torture of mental torture, being tortured by teachers at school and being tortured by parents at home.

Perhaps because he was stimulated by Qiao Chun just now, Du Qinxue recalled the painful memories of school that he had almost forgotten, and could not help but look at Du Xinliang with some guilt. He

reached out and touched his son's head: "Xinliang, Dad will never force you to study again in the future."

"With your level of not being able to do junior high school questions, how dare you say that your son doesn't study hard in the future?" Mrs. Du mocked. She had long been dissatisfied with Du Qinxue's severity.

When she thought of her son suffering so much torture, she was full of anger, but she didn't dare to find trouble with a ghost, so she could only find Du Qinxue.

Du Qinxue's face was hot when she said that, and he coughed lightly. Really, she didn't give him any face at all.

"You are such unqualified parents." When Qiao Chun heard their words, he jumped in anxiety: "The most important task for students is to study! You are irresponsible to think like this!"

"Stop, stop, stop, put away the teacher smell in you." Jiang Yiqing interrupted him speechlessly and waved at him: "Come here, I'll register an account for you."

"Oh, coming, coming." When Qiao Chun heard this, he immediately came over.

Jiang Yiqing: "What's your nickname?" Qiao

Chun: "Teacher Qiao, Grade 3. " Jiang Yiqing

: "...What's your introduction?"

Qiao Chun: "A Grade 3 teacher."

The man and the ghost mumbled and finished the information. Jiang Yiqing exhaled: "You can't use this computer. I'll go to the paper-making shop and ask someone to make one for you to burn."

Qiao Chun tried to touch the computer and sure enough, his finger went through it the moment it touched the computer.

He touched his nose: "Okay, please, Master Jiang, hurry up. When I was a human, I had a sore throat and tired because of the long classes. Now it's better. I won't be tired at all after I die. Hahaha."

Jiang Yiqing: "..." Hell joke.

Qiao Chun got a satisfactory result and finally drifted away. Jiang Yiqing clearly felt that the Du family members all breathed a sigh of relief.

Du Qinxue was too embarrassed to say that his entire back was soaked with sweat.

Although the family did not suffer any substantial injuries, seeing ghosts is not good for people after all. Jiang Yiqing gave them a few more talismans and told them to carry them with them for a while to avoid encountering ghosts again.

When the Du family heard this, they dared not disobey him. After all, encountering ghosts is something that only needs to be experienced once, and they don't want to experience it a second time.

Especially Du Xinliang, who has been really tortured recently.

"Hey, I won't force my child to study anymore. When we have a few days off, we will take him on a trip." Du Qinxue finally came to his senses and felt that he had taken grades too seriously before.

He started from scratch. He didn't read much when he was young. It was good enough to go to high school. He didn't get into college after high school. He caught up with the era full of opportunities and made his first pot of gold with his keen sense of smell.

Later, he met a noble man and became the Du Qinxue he is today.

But Du Qinxue also felt regretful because he didn't get into college. Later, he had Du Xinliang, and he transferred this regret to Du Xinliang, hoping that Du Xinliang could make up for his regret.

However, now thinking about it, although Du Xinliang is his son, he is also an independent individual. He shouldn't impose his regret on his son and let him make up for it.

When facing Qiao Chun just now, Du Qinxue thought it through in an instant.

In fact, he was ahead of many parents in thinking this through. After all, some parents may never figure it out in their lifetime and will not admit that their children are independent individuals.

Since the matter was resolved, Jiang Yiqing said goodbye and left. Du Qinxue came over and handed him a red envelope with a smile.

"Brother Wen has already told me that it is based on the market price. Fortunately, my wife reminded me, otherwise I almost forgot." Du Qinxue said with a smile.

He saw that this Master Jiang was really capable. Who knows if he will be useful in the future, so Du Qinxue kept a low profile.

Market price? Jiang Yiqing raised his eyebrows slightly. He didn't expect Wen Xiuyan to even mention this. He was a little curious about the market price.

This was what he deserved, so he didn't feel any burden to take it away. Before leaving, Jiang Yiqing smiled a little wider: "If you need anything in the future, feel free to contact me."

"Okay, okay, I'll add you on WeChat. Is that the phone number?" Du Qinxue said immediately.

The two added WeChat. Jiang Yiqing refused Du Qinxue's offer to see him off, said goodbye and left. Passing by an ATM, he walked in with the bank card Du Qinxue gave him. He was a little curious about how much was in it.

When Jiang Yiqing saw the numbers on it, he could no longer maintain his demeanor as a hermit. He widened his eyes slightly and muttered, "So much? Did I give the wrong card?" He

opened his phone and wanted to send a message to Du Qinxue. Halfway through typing, he exited again and decided to ask Wen Xiuyan first, otherwise it would make him look very uneasy if he asked without hesitation.

So Jiang Yiqing sent a message to Wen Xiuyan, asking him what was going on. There was so much money in the card Du Qinxue gave him. Did he give the wrong card?

Wen Xiuyan replied quickly and calmly said, "No, I didn't give the wrong card."

Jiang Yiqing: "?" Then this is too much, right?

Wen Xiuyan said that this was not much, but Jiang Yiqing always took too little.

He told Jiang Yiqing to keep it with peace of mind, and finally expressed a meaning: rich dog, you can kill as you like.

Jiang Yiqing: Okay.

However, to receive such a large reward, he had to thank Wen Xiuyan, so Jiang Yiqing sent a message: "Thank you, Mr. Wen, I will treat you to dinner later!"

The highest etiquette of gratitude between friends is to treat you to dinner.

Wen Xiuyan curled his lips and typed quickly: "Okay, I am always available."

Jiang Yiqing saw this reply and touched his chin. Well, how should I put it, it feels like the person opposite is eagerly waiting for him to treat him to dinner.

In fact, people like Wen Xiuyan have many people who want to treat him to dinner, so he doesn't lack this meal.

However, because of Wen Xiuyan's reply, Jiang Yiqing changed from casually saying "treat you to dinner" to taking this matter seriously and thinking about when to go.

So, the two decided that Jiang Yiqing would treat him to dinner the day after tomorrow.

On the way back, Jiang Yiqing was in a good mood and was swiping his phone all the way to find a suitable restaurant.

However, this good mood came to an abrupt end when he got home, because I used all the money he had just received for the construction of the Ancestral Temple.

The money left for him was probably only enough for his living.

I originally wanted to invite Wen Xiuyan to a high-end restaurant, but now, forget it, otherwise after that meal, he will have to eat air for the rest of the time.

Jiang Yiqing ran to the Ancestral Temple in anger. It was night time, and the construction worker ghost was working in full swing, while the designer ghost was sitting not far away, holding a pen and paper, writing and drawing, and no one knew what he was doing.

Jiang Yiqing walked over angrily and met the smiling face of the designer ghost.

Jiang Yiqing was about to say "You still want to laugh", but before he could say anything, he lost the opportunity. The designer ghost spoke first: "Boss Jiang, you see, I saved you a lot of expenses."

Jiang Yiqing: "?"

Are you kidding me? I saved him a lot of money, but the money he just received was deducted.

At least leave him some money for dinner!

However, when the designer ghost finished speaking, Jiang Yiqing found that he really saved him a lot of money.

Jiang Yiqing trembled: "Why save a lot of money, but still spend so much money!"

The designer ghost smiled foolishly, and shared with Jiang Yiqing that he was recruiting programmers in the underworld recently, and indeed many ghosts came to apply.

Now all you need to do is to obtain the official consent of the underworld and apply for various qualifications, and you can start.

However, the efficiency of the underworld is low now, and it is unknown when the qualification certificate will be issued.

Speaking of this, the designer ghost became depressed.

Normally, Jiang Yiqing might have comforted him out of ghostism, but now, Jiang Yiqing, who had just become a little richer, said that he was not in the mood. Jiang

Yiqing ignored the sighing designer ghost. Since he was here, he naturally wanted to take a look at the construction situation.

As a result, just as he passed by, a construction worker ghost who was throwing a brick accidentally threw the brick at an angle and hit another ghost on the head.

The ghost's head was instantly dented by the impact. He screamed and struggled to pry the brick off his head. She complained unhappily: "You didn't know how to be careful. Now I have to spend money to buy cosmetic water from Meng Po. Today's work is in vain. It's so annoying!"

Jiang Yiqing frowned: "Why don't you give them helmets?"

After all, he is a human being. When he saw this scene, he subconsciously felt very unsafe.

The designer ghost floated over at some point, smiling quite smugly, like a living Zhou Baopi: "Haha, this is also the result of me saving money."

Jiang Yiqing: "..."

The designer ghost continued to introduce how he was Zhou Baopi: "You see, people definitely need helmets, but these ghosts don't. Anyway, they are already dead and can't be smashed to death."

Jiang Yiqing patted his forehead and was silent for a moment before speaking: "You...but I heard that ghost say that his head was smashed flat, and he needed to go to Meng Po to buy plastic surgery water."

Plastic surgery water, as the name suggests, as long as you drink the water, every part of the body can be pinched into different shapes at will. However, this also tests the ghost's technique. If the technique is not good, it may be better not to pinch the shape because it will become strange.

Therefore, there is a new profession in the underworld now, that is, the face-sculptor. I heard that this face-sculptor was a doll-sculptor before he died. Well, the profession is very suitable.

Speaking of which, the designer ghost is indeed the ghost labeled "Zhou Pa Pi" by Jiang Yiqing. Hearing this, he waved his hand nonchalantly: "It's okay. There are many idle ghosts in the underworld now. There are ghosts who can do this job."

Jiang Yiqing: "..."

This old ghost from the Qing Dynasty still has the thoughts of his time and will not put himself in the shoes of the lower-level ghosts.

In response to this, Jiang Yiqing frowned. Although he was short of money, he couldn't deduct those ghosts like this.

He said, "You can count all the ghosts who have been injured recently and give them subsidies. As for the helmets, I will go to the paper shop to order a batch."

In fact, it doesn't cost much to order helmets from the paper shop, and he just happened to be going to get a computer for Qiao Chun.

Designer Ghost didn't understand what Jiang Yiqing did. He wanted to say something, but he saw Jiang Yiqing frowning and looking at him: "Don't use this method to save money in the future. What they give out is ghost money, which doesn't cost much."

Designer Ghost saw Jiang Yiqing's serious expression. Although he was worried, he didn't dare to say anything and could only nod.

Jiang Yiqing looked around and didn't find any problems for the time being, so he left.

——The

current savings obviously can't support Jiang Yiqing's plan to treat Wen Xiuyan to a big meal, and he is not a person who pretends to be rich.

Question: How can you treat someone to a meal so that you can save money and not make the other person feel that he is being treated poorly?

As soon as this question was asked, Jiang Yiqing felt very sad.

Feeling sad, Jiang Yiqing came up with a solution - he cooked at home.

At this time, Jiang Yiqing had to thank the old man. If he hadn't honed his cooking skills with the old man day after day, he would still be blind now.

At least now I don’t have to worry about not knowing how to cook.

However, Wen Xiuyan had to tell Wen Xiuyan the unfortunate news that the feast would become a home-cooked meal.

Thinking of this, Jiang Yiqing was a little embarrassed. He had praised Haikou before and said he would treat Wen Xiuyan to a big dinner, but he was slapped in the face so quickly.

Hiss..., his face hurts so much QVQ

Jiang Yiqing took a breath, endured his guilt, and sent a message to Wen Xiuyan to explain the situation. Then he immediately turned off his phone, stood up, walked to the corner, and angrily rubbed the head of the pig that was cleaning the house.

Pig spirit: "?"

It dared not speak, but cursed Jiang Yiqing in its heart.

The cell phone rang, Jiang Yiqing exhaled, and after a long time of mental preparation, he walked over and turned on the phone.

Wen Xiuyan did not have any dissatisfaction, but said: "Okay, I haven't eaten home-cooked food for a long time. It is my honor to taste Yiqing's cooking skills."

Jiang Yiqing couldn't help but curl his lips, and said, "Tsk tsk, Mr. Wen is quite good at talking."

He was in a good mood and said that he must let Wen Xiuyan taste the luxurious home-cooked food.

Well, although it is still a home-cooked meal.

Wen Xiuyan said: "Okay, I'm looking forward to it."

On the other side, Wen Junrong was sitting cross-legged on the sofa playing games. Hearing Wen Xiuyan coming out of the study, he was startled and sat up straight subconsciously.

As a result, Wen Xiuyan didn't even look at him, but walked straight to the water dispenser and poured a glass of water.

Wen Junrong carefully observed his brother, and then, he keenly discovered that his brother was not right!

Wen Junrong narrowed his eyes and immediately asked: "Brother, are you laughing?" Wen

Xiuyan turned his head and looked at his stupid brother.

Wen Junrong continued, "Brother, you look scary when you laugh, as if you're thinking about who to hurt."

Wen Xiuyan exhaled and tried to hold back the urge to hit his brother: "Get lost."

Wen Junrong chuckled and immediately felt comfortable: "That's right, brother, don't laugh outside in the future, it's scary."

Wen Xiuyan was very angry at his stupid brother and sneered: "Have you adapted well to your current position recently?"

Wen Junrong was thrown into the company by Wen Xiuyan before, but he has been doing well at the grassroots level recently. He

hides his identity every day, and curses the company and other colleagues with his colleagues. He is so happy.

No one would have thought that he was the younger brother of the company's boss. After all, he would not recognize his relatives when he got angry, and even cursed his brother.

Hearing what Wen Xiuyan said, Wen Junrong immediately felt guilty, scratched his head, and laughed: "Not bad, not bad."

"Since you have adapted well to this position." Wen Xiuyan said faintly: "Then change to another position."

Hearing this, Wen Junrong looked at his brother in disbelief. How could he do this? He finally found the survival rules of this department!

Now he is asked to adapt again? Might as well kill him.

However, Wen Xiuyan's words are binding, no matter how Wen Junrong begs for mercy, there is no room for maneuver.

Seeing Wen Junrong's sad face, Wen Xiuyan was satisfied. Before leaving, he suddenly said, "You know I'm going to..."

Wen Junrong: "? What?"

Wen Xiuyan: "...Nothing."

Wen Junrong's curiosity was just aroused, but his brother didn't say anything. He just watched him leave. He was furious and suspected that his brother did it on purpose. He knew that he was very curious, but he did it on purpose! However

, he did misunderstand Wen Xiuyan. The other party didn't want to arouse his curiosity. He just thought of his brother's thick skin when he was halfway through.

If the other party knew that Yiqing was going to cook for him, he would inevitably go with a thick skin.

You know, Wen Junrong also has Jiang Yiqing's contact information.

So, Wen Xiuyan immediately suppressed his faint desire to show off when he was halfway through his words.

If Wen Junrong knew what Wen Xiuyan was thinking, he would definitely sneer and then say that his brother really understood him and that’s what he would do.

Unfortunately, he couldn’t see through Wen Xiuyan’s thoughts. Especially when the other party was expressionless throughout the whole process.

——

Jiang Yiqing started the broadcast on time, and this time the person connected was a girl in her early twenties.

As soon as the other party appeared on the screen, the speed of the barrage refreshed much faster.

"Oh my god, am I seeing it right? This is the young lady?"

"Really! She actually connected clearly, I was so happy!"

"Ahhh! I really like the young lady. I have played the dance she danced before many times."

"My friend likes the young lady very much. I told him that the young lady came to connect, but he didn't believe it. Haha, he didn't know what he missed at all!"

Young lady is naturally not a title or a name, but the other party's online name.

Based on the popularization of the bullet screen, Jiang Yiqing roughly figured out the other party's situation.

Shao Niang is another platform with a different direction from Miao Miao Live. Miao Miao Live focuses on live broadcasts, while the other platform called Yanyin focuses on short videos.

The young lady is a rock star on the Internet. A few dozen seconds of her dancing video has received hundreds of millions of views, and it is still one of the most viewed rock videos.

It can be said that she was the talk of the town for a while.

No wonder netizens were so excited when they saw the young lady.

However, Jiang Yiqing didn't feel much. After all, he didn't pay much attention to the Internet celebrity circle. In his eyes, the young lady was no different from the other people he connected with.

For some reason, the young lady's eyes were slightly red. She smiled and said, "Master Jiang, I have always heard your name recently, and now I finally connected with you."

Jiang Yiqing greeted with a smile.

The young lady changed the subject and said, "You are so amazing, you should be able to figure out why I contacted you today."

Jiang Yiqing just smiled and said, "If this is your purpose, I think you can achieve it by yourself even if you don't contact me."

The young lady was silent for a while before saying, "You are really amazing. With someone as amazing as you as a witness, the effect is naturally different from my own words. "

Barrage:

"I always feel that something is wrong."

"I feel that the young lady has something else to say. Is she trying to keep it to herself?"

"Oh my god, it feels like there's a big melon, what should I do, I'm so excited!"

Jiang Yiqing was not excited at all, and even had a headache: "I think you need to calm down and think it through, this way... will affect your career."

The young lady laughed and said sarcastically: "I've been ruined a long time ago, what career, it's all bullshit."

Jiang Yiqing: "..."

The young lady said directly: "The current top star Lai Yunyi is not worthy of being a human being. He seduced me to have a relationship with him and tricked me into dating him. As a result, I thought his deep affection was all fake, but he actually maintained a so-called boyfriend-girlfriend relationship with eight girls at the same time!"

Netizens: "!!!" Damn, it's a big melon.

Jiang Yiqing: Silently eating melons...

But, eight girlfriends? How can this be a top star, it's obviously a tentacle monster!


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