Chapter 051: Really a cat demon
Four handsome guys, arguing over a girl, their faces reddened, this is a rare spectacle, the audience in the live broadcast room were enjoying the show with their eyes sparkling.
Barrage:
"Oh my god, I've only heard of love triangles, this is my first time seeing a love pentagon, so explosive!"
"Am I the only one curious about who this Miaomiao is? She can actually wander between four boys without falling out, and these boys are jealous of her."
"Hahaha, good melon, love it!"
"I think I understand why Miaomiao doesn't dare to show up."
"Is this considered a fall out? She was forced to choose one from the four of them, so Miaomiao was scared away?"
Seeing these people arguing endlessly over the questions of "who is Miaomiao's boyfriend" and "who Miaomiao likes", Jiang Yiqing's head was buzzing with noise, he coughed lightly: "Quiet."
The boys paused and looked at each other unconvinced, Then they sat down again, but this time they looked like they didn't care about each other, which amazed the netizens.
The guy with a crew cut took the initiative and spoke first: "Master Jiang, can you find Miaomiao? She hasn't shown up recently, and I can't eat or sleep well."
"Humph. It seems that everyone is the same."
"Tsk, I heard you snoring last night. Can't sleep? Who would believe it? Miaomiao would never like hypocritical people like you."
"You are hypocritical." "You are hypocritical!" "You are hypocritical!"
Jiang Yiqing: "..."
No, why are you quarreling again!
Jiang Yiqing couldn't stand it anymore, frowned and said: "If you want to find someone, shut up!"
If they keep quarreling like this, it will take forever!
Several people looked at the people around them with a look of astonishment, but now they calmed down. It can be seen that they really want to find Miaomiao.
Jiang Yiqing counted with his fingers, was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "The person you are looking for is not far from you."
This Miaomiao is quite interesting.
Several male college students showed clear and stupid expressions and couldn't help laughing: "How is it possible? We have searched everywhere, Miaomiao must have hidden far away!"
"Around us?" A boy looked around and finally looked at the calico cat sleeping soundly on his bed. He walked over and picked up the calico cat, jokingly saying: "It's the only one around us. Don't tell me it's Miaomiao."
The calico cat, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened. He waved his paws in dissatisfaction, jumped out of the boy's arms, and then jumped onto the bed, looking down at the humans.
He shook his tail, turned his butt towards them, and went back to sleep.
They didn't know what was wrong with this cat. It used to stick to them, but recently it seemed to be indifferent to them. It would only come back at mealtime and sleep time, and the rest of the time it would run away without a trace.
Fortunately, they were in school, so they didn't have to worry about the calico cat going out to play, as college students would basically not hurt kittens.
Moreover, this cat was very smart and would avoid people with malicious intentions.
Having said that, after the boys finished joking, they found that Jiang Yiqing was smiling but didn't say anything.
Several boys looked at each other and laughed dryly, "How is it possible!"
In their eyes, Miaomiao was their goddess, cute, innocent, simple and lively. They had never seen such a good girl.
How could such a good girl be a chubby calico cat!
On the bed, the calico cat, which was sleeping soundly, shook its ears and its tail, which was swinging very fast, slowed down.
Jiang Yiqing was not angry even though he was suspected. He propped up his chin and asked casually, "Where did you meet Miaomiao before?"
Several boys said "school", and there was no other answer.
Jiang Yiqing asked again, "Is she a student in your school?"
This time, several boys were a little hesitant, "I think so."
Their school is strictly managed. People have to swipe their cards to enter the school, so except for students and faculty, people from outside the society are generally not allowed to enter.
Jiang Yiqing nodded: "How old do you know she is? What major? Which class? Which dormitory building?"
Without waiting for them to say anything, Jiang Yiqing said: "You all said she is your girlfriend, which means you are quite close to each other. You should know these basic information, right?"
Several boys: "..."
They all showed embarrassed expressions, and it seemed that they didn't know.
"She is so elusive, and you have known her for so long, but you don't know anything except her name. Don't you think it's strange?" Jiang Yiqing shook his head. Sure enough, college students are so clear and stupid.
Several boys were still trying to defend Miaomiao: "Anyway, Miaomiao is not a bad person!"
Jiang Yiqing smiled. To avoid them thinking he was mocking her, he tried to look kinder: "Well... I didn't say she was a bad person, but Miaomiao doesn't sound like a famous name."
Several people: "..."
Stop talking, stop talking, my heart is broken!
They immediately tried to save Miaomiao's image: "She is really not a bad person, she is very nice, we have known each other for so long, she never asks for anything, oh, at most just a meal..."
Anyway, it is impossible to cheat them out of money, because they have known each other for so long, and Miaomiao has never spent their money.
She doesn't want to watch movies, buy gifts, etc., except for treating her to a meal, Miaomiao can't help but agree.
She is simply a simple foodie.
"I didn't say she was a liar." Jiang Yiqing curled his lips and looked at the calico cat that was trying to leave behind them: "It's just possible that she is not a human."
Several boys: "How is it possible!"
Barrage:
"Hahaha, that fat calico, didn't she think we couldn't see it?"
"She probably didn't know there was a camera, calico is indeed a beauty in the cat world, and even when she turned into a human, she fascinated several stinky men."
"So cute, so cute, I understand these men now, who can resist such a cute calico cat!"
"Haha, I'm not saying this, if they knew their goddess was a fat calico cat, they would probably cry!"
"Look at their expressions now, something is not right, and they're still trying not to believe Qingqing. I just want to say, don't struggle, Qingqing has never been wrong."
"Well... at this moment, I silently looked at the fat cat next to me who was stretching: Change! Change for me!"
Jiang Yiqing suddenly said, "Miao Miao." As
soon as he opened his mouth, the calico cat that was tiptoeing turned its head subconsciously and looked over, and then with a "meow!", the cat's fur all stood up.
And after hearing the noise, several boys turned their heads to look at the calico cat behind them.
The calico cat trembled, with a human-like guilty look on its face, and silently raised its paws, pretending to lick them.
Several boys: "..."
They looked at each other. Although they didn't dare to believe it, one of the boys still called out tentatively: "Miao Miao?"
The calico cat didn't react this time and was still licking its paws seriously.
Being stared at by several people, she raised her head and tilted her head in confusion, with the innocence and simplicity of a small animal on her face.
"Haha, I said how is it possible, how can Miao Miao be a cat?" One of the boys suddenly laughed.
Another boy said: "Then how do you prove that she is not Miao Miao?"
"I remember Miao Miao talked to me before, she lives in the school, but she is not even a student of our school, how can she live in the school? Unless..."
The bald man who said this looked at the calico cat.
The calico cat: "..." Damn!
These cunning humans! How can she remember what she said every time? She must have said it at the beginning and forgotten it at the end!
Well, as long as she plays dumb, no one will dare to say that she said that.
Anyway, the calico cat has made up her mind not to appear as Miaomiao in the future. As long as she doesn't show up, there won't be so many problems.
Thinking of this, the calico cat swung its tail leisurely.
Several boys looked at each other, not knowing what to do.
They had to look at Jiang Yiqing for help.
Jiang Yiqing, who was thinking about what to eat later: "?"
No, why are you looking at me? You only said that you wanted to find Miaomiao, but you didn't say what happened next.
Looking at the boys, his eyes seemed to be filled with pleading. Jiang Yiqing wanted to say, this is another price!
Ahem, just a joke.
He set his eyes on the calico cat that was still licking its feet. This calico cat had never hurt anyone. Well... maybe it just licked its feet for food and drink, but how could a cat licking its feet for food and drink be called licking its feet for food and drink?
In short, because of this, Jiang Yiqing treated the calico cat with a relatively gentle attitude. Seeing that the calico cat was still pretending to be indifferent, but in fact its ears were erected, he curled his lips and said, "If you lick it again, the hair on your feet will be bald." The
calico cat subconsciously froze and looked at its paws. The paws were still pink and tender, and the hair on them was white and soft, like a cute mangosteen.
The calico cat performed a "paw blossoming" happily, and then looked at Jiang Yiqing dissatisfiedly: "Meow meow!"
There was still a lot of hair, how could it be bald! This human must have a problem with his eyesight! The calico cat must be thinking.
Jiang Yiqing watched the calico cat's series of actions and raised her eyebrows: "It seems that he can understand. This cat is so smart?"
The calico cat: "..."
Her body froze, and she cursed Jiang Yiqing in her heart: Damn, cunning human!
Barrage:
"Hahaha, Qingqing, why are you so weird? Look at our calico beauty, her fur is standing up."
"Tsk tsk, am I the only one who is still curious, what will she look like when she turns into a human? She can actually charm four boys so much?"
"The above poster, I'm curious too."
"No, why are you so calm about the cat turning into a human? Am I too backward in thinking?"
"Haha, the above poster, are you a new fan? It's okay, it's okay. You've encountered so many things that you'll be calm. We've seen everything. Did you see the pig next to the anchor? It's not an ordinary pig, it's a pig spirit! We've even seen pig spirits, so a cat demon is normal, right?"
"Hey! How can this be normal?"
Jiang Yiqing saw that the calico cat was still playing dumb, thinking that it was quite stubborn. He shook his head: "I'm kindly reminding you that too much entanglement with humans will affect your practice."
He looked at the calico cat calmly, paying attention to her every reaction: "Let me guess, you should still be at the stage of becoming a human. How long has it been? You haven't made any progress in magic?"
The calico cat: "!!!"
The calico cat, which originally had a silly look, suddenly stood up as if its tail was stepped on, and pounced towards Jiang Yiqing with its teeth and claws bared.
Ahhh! This annoying human, how can he speak so rudely!
Unfortunately, Jiang Yiqing was not in front of her, and the calico cat pounced over, but all it could grab was the computer screen.
One of the boys gasped when he saw this, and quickly reached out to hug the calico cat, and said hurriedly: "No, no, no, ancestor, this is my computer, more than 10,000!"
The calico cat angrily slapped the boy's face with her paw, and glared at Jiang Yiqing fiercely.
The latter was still leisurely watching her fury, not afraid at all, and was still smiling: "Why are you so angry? I'm just reminding you kindly."
"But what do you want to say? I don't know cat language, I don't understand what you are saying, I can only hear meowing, don't say, it's quite soft." Jiang Yiqing continued to add fuel to the fire without fear of death.
The anger in the calico cat's eyes was about to turn into substance. She slapped the boy who was hugging her with a claw, then jumped off him and walked straight out of their dormitory.
"Where are you going?" Several boys exclaimed, watching the calico cat open the dormitory door.
The door of their dormitory was not the kind of door with a handle that is used now, which can be opened by just jumping up and pressing the door handle.
If it were so, it would not be shocking, because there are so many pets that can do this.
However, the door of their dormitory was the old-fashioned lock, which required people to push the switch with their fingers to open the door.
It can be said that it is difficult for creatures other than humans to open this door.
But what did they see? The calico cat jumped to the door easily, pushed the door lock open with its paws, and then walked out with anxious cat steps.
The four boys: "..."
They looked at each other and didn't know what to say for a while. At this time, they finally began to think - what Master Jiang said couldn't be true?
The calico cat... is Miaomiao? !
Compared to their shock, Jiang Yiqing and netizens were much calmer.
Jiang Yiqing: Judging from the appearance of the calico cat, it should be back soon.
Barrage:
"Hahaha, Master Jiang is still the best at making people angry."
"I guess she will scold Qingqing when she turns into a human."
"Ahhh, I'm so nervous. What does the legendary beauty look like?"
"...You guys are really too calm. It seems like I have never seen the world."
"At this time, I quietly picked up the cat next to me. I mean, can Miaomiao teach me some experience? (shy face)"
While netizens were discussing fiercely, four boys saw that their goddess Miaomiao was still so beautiful, and just walked into their dormitory.
"Miaomiao! It's really you!" "Miaomiao, I miss you so much." "Miaomiao, tell me who you like."
"Miao what Miao?! Shut up!" Miaomiao was annoyed by several chattering boys, frowning and shouting.
The only boy who didn't have time to speak: Hehe, Miaomiao didn't mean to hurt me.
The three boys who were hurt: Hehe, Miaomiao looks so beautiful even when she's hurt!
Miaomiao didn't bother to pay attention to them. She didn't become a human to do anything with them. She walked over, pushed aside a few boys, sat in front of the computer, and typed to Jiang Yiqing: "What did you just say? You don't understand cat language, right? Humans are really stupid!"
Miaomiao said, thinking she had turned the tables, and raised her chin proudly.
She was ready to see Jiang Yiqing get angry, but who knew that he was not only not angry, but smiled, raised his eyebrows and looked at the boys: "What do you think, do you believe me now?"
The boys looked at each other and nodded.
Miaomiao: “…” Ahhh!
She finally realized that this cunning human was doing it on purpose!
She was so angry!
Other netizens were equally excited. From the moment they saw Miaomiao, they were posting comments crazily:
"Ahhh! Too beautiful, right? Is this the legendary cat-like beauty?"
"Wow, every move she makes is full of cat-like arrogance. What did she say? Humans are stupid? Yes, you're right, we are stupid, hehehe..."
"I looked at Miaomiao, then at the stupid-looking cat in my arms..."
"What I mean is, I finally understand why Sanhua is called the most beautiful cat in the cat world. She's so beautiful. It really feels like a cat turning into a human."
"Before, I wondered what kind of girl could make four handsome guys so crazy. Now I understand. What four handsome guys? They are not worthy at all!"
"With this look, it's okay to debut directly? It's unfair to our goddess Miaomiao."
"That's the one... Is it strange that I'm the only one paying attention to it? Why was Miaomiao so chubby when she was a cat, but so thin as a human! I'm so jealous that I'm crying because I'm crazy about losing weight every day, okay?"
Miaomiao is indeed very beautiful, with round eyes, a bit of innocence and arrogance, a small nose and cherry mouth, a small face the size of a palm, and fair and rosy skin that looks like it could be blown away. She is definitely a cat-like beauty.
And that attitude of looking down on everything makes a group of people crazy.
"I really didn't lie to you. Excessive indulgence in the secular world will do more harm than good to your practice." Nowadays, there are very few animals that can cultivate into human form, so Jiang Yiqing couldn't help but remind him.
"What do you mean by indulging in the secular world?" Miaomiao's eyes were filled with guilt, but she refused to admit it: "I'm just repaying a favor!"
Jiang Yiqing propped up his chin, curious about what the other party would say next. Hmm... Unfortunately, there were no melon seeds at hand.
Miaomiao rolled her eyes and began to make up a story: "Well, I was wandering around the school before, and I didn't have enough food every day..." After staying in the school for so long, Miaomiao has become a cultured cat and can speak idioms. As
she spoke, the four boys beside her showed distressed expressions.
Miaomiao: "..."
She continued: "In short, I couldn't eat well or sleep well. Later, I met the four of them. They were kind-hearted and took me to the dormitory to take care of me. After that, I didn't worry about not having a full stomach."
"Miaomiao, you have been wronged!" "Miaomiao, I regret not bringing you back earlier." "Miaomiao..."
Miaomiao's eyelids twitched. These people are really annoying! If she wasn't afraid of being found out that she was lying, she really wanted to give each of these people a claw!
But the good thing is that these people have been fascinated and completely forgot that when they brought the calico cat back, the calico cat was already quite plump.
Jiang Yiqing listened to Miaomiao's words and didn't say anything. He still looked very interested.
Miaomiao was not sure whether he believed it or not, so she continued, "Anyway, I have always remembered their kindness. I happened to hear them complaining in the dormitory that they didn't have girlfriends, so to repay them, I turned into a human and became their girlfriend."
"It's not like I'm cheating on four people." Miaomiao still remembered that humans hated this kind of "cheating" behavior, so she defended herself, "I have no choice. I don't know how to clone myself, and all four of them are my benefactors. I can't favor one over the other!"
Miaomiao felt that there was nothing wrong with what she said, so she raised her chin proudly again.
In fact, it was not like that at all!
Miaomiao was originally free in school. She was not an ordinary cat, so she would not be hungry even if she wandered around.
Who knew that these four humans would suddenly kidnap her and take her back to the dormitory while feeding her one day. From a free cat, she became a caged cat. Miaomiao was so angry.
Moreover, the dormitory in the university was so small that she didn't have much room to move around. Why did these people keep a cat?
Abuse, it was simply abuse!
Miaomiao planned to give each of them a paw and then leave, but when she was about to leave, she suddenly changed her mind.
It was indeed one of the boys who complained that he didn't have a girlfriend and said, "If I had a girlfriend, I would buy her whatever she wanted and spoil her to death!"
If a human heard this, he might think it was a bit greasy, but as a cat, Miaomiao didn't think so.
She had long been greedy for the delicious food near the school, but she was a cat, and even if those humans were kind enough to feed her food, they would not feed her the oily and salty food that humans eat.
Miaomiao suddenly had an idea, and the next day she turned into a human and approached them.
During this period, she tried all the delicious food nearby, and recently she felt tired, so she turned back into a cat and didn't show up again.
Who knew that these four people would be so anxious? Really, humans are always noisy.
Jiang Yiqing looked at Miaomiao with a dim gaze, which made her feel guilty. Just when she thought that the other party had seen through something, the latter said, "You can solve the rest of the matter privately."
Miaomiao nodded like a garlic. Yes, yes, if she continued, she always felt that this cunning human would see through something.
Jiang Yiqing ended the connection amid the wailing of netizens.
Miaomiao exhaled, turned her head, and saw that the four boys were looking at her eagerly.
Miaomiao's scalp tingled for a while. Sure enough, several people started arguing again, still those questions: "Who does Miaomiao like?" "Whose girlfriend is Miaomiao?" "Who will Miaomiao choose in the end?"
Miaomiao: "..."
No, why are you humans so troublesome, always entangled in these problems.
Can't you choose all of them? Miaomiao certainly doesn't like them, she just doesn't want to give up any of her meal tickets.
However, now they force her to make a choice. Miaomiao knows that she can't stay here any longer, she has to find a chance to slip away.
But where to go next?
Miaomiao suddenly thought of that annoying human. Humph, it's all his fault that she lost her meal ticket! Then don't blame her for relying on him!
Cat, I'm going to have three meals a day in the future!
On the other side, Jiang Yiqing, who had just finished the live broadcast, sneezed, completely unaware that his wallet had another burden.
He was still thinking, where to find someone to go to the temple with Han Shi? You can't really leave your child alone, right?