Chapter 104 Rabbit Collapse
Jin Zhijian actually felt something was wrong when he met Huang Beixi the second time.
Huang Beixi looked completely different from the day of the blind date. He was still wearing the same clothes as that day. Although he looked the same, he gave people a completely different feeling.
During the blind date that day, although Huang Beixi looked at him twice more, he acted very cold. Without waiting for Jin Zhijian to speak, he said, "I only went on this blind date to please my parents. Your personal conditions are indeed good, but you are not the type I like."
Jin Zhijian thought to himself, that's just right, he felt that he and Huang Beixi were not suitable.
He didn't know what Huang Beixi's true personality was like, but based on his current performance, they were indeed not suitable.
Jin Zhijian looks like a cool and handsome guy, but he is socially anxious and doesn't like to talk much. Sitting face to face with Huang Beiqi, there is a faint sense of suffocation in the air.
He doesn't know what to say, and Huang Beiqi may not want to say anything.
Both of them look like the kind of person who can't be beaten to death even if beaten three times, as the elders say.
If they really get together, they may just stare at each other in a daze.
So Huang Beiqi is right, they are indeed not suitable.
Hearing her say this, Jin Zhijian didn't think anything of it, but instead breathed a sigh of relief: "Great, I thought so too."
Huang Beixi smiled and seemed to relax: "Well, please don't tell the elders about this. It's annoying to introduce people to each other all day long."
Jin Zhijian also thought it was a good idea. If he told his mother that he and Huang Beixi didn't like each other, his mother might have to arrange to introduce him to someone again.
So, the two reached a consensus and didn't plan to tell their parents how they were getting along.
Jin Zhijian thought that this matter was over, but who knew that someone knocked on their door the next day. He opened it and saw that it was Huang Beixi.
At first, Jin Zhijian was a little surprised. Why did Huang Beixi come to find him? And how did she know his home address.
It can be said that the latter point was the address his mother told him, but Huang Beixiong's attitude has changed too much.
"Why did you come to see me?" Jin Zhijian asked in confusion.
Huang Beixiong didn't say anything, and jumped into his house like a rabbit.
Jin Zhijian frowned: "What's wrong with you? Did I agree to let you in?"
He attaches great importance to private space, so he hates others invading his territory without his consent.
Huang Beixiong tilted his head, muttered something, and then said aggrievedly: "I'm here to help you."
Jin Zhijian almost laughed: "Help me?"
Huang Beixiong went straight into his arms and said softly: "Aren't you looking for a wife? I'll come over to be your wife."
Jin Zhijian: "..." Damn it!
He felt that Huang Beixiong was playing a trick on him. Obviously, he didn't have this attitude before.
Jin Zhijian rejected Huang Beixiong seriously at first, he didn't want to be treated as a joke.
But Huang Beixiong was very thick-skinned. When he chased him away, he would squat at the door of his house and refuse to leave. Sometimes he would even knock on the door and call him husband.
As a result, the neighbors looked at him with strange eyes. What could Jin Zhijian do? As a socially anxious person, how could he endure such an embarrassing hell? He could only let Huang Beixiong in.
Originally, he wanted to give Huang Beixiong the cold shoulder, but he ended up... falling for him unknowingly.
Huang Beixiong's personality was so cute, especially like the little rabbit that Jin Zhijian raised. However, his rabbit slept during the day, and would get very angry if someone disturbed it. Otherwise, Jin Zhijian would definitely let Huang Beixiong see his little rabbit.
Just like that, as Jin Zhijian fell in love with him, the two started dating.
Huang Beixi always wore the same clothes that they had worn when they met. Jin Zhijian found it strange: "Why do you always wear this?"
Then, Huang Beixi got angry. Jin Zhijian didn't know why. He finally coaxed him for a long time. He had no money to spend, so he bought a wardrobe full of clothes for Huang Beixi.
Huang Beixi finally wore more than just that one.
In addition, Jin Zhijian also found that Huang Beixi had strange habits. For example, when they went on a date, he turned around and found that Huang Beixi had pulled up the grass on the ground and was about to stuff it into his mouth.
Jin Zhijian quickly stopped him: "You can't eat it! Are you so hungry? Let's go eat."
Then, Huang Beiqing frowned and handed the grass to him: "Then wash it for me, and I'll eat it."
Jin Zhijian looked at the grass in his hand: "..."
Not only does his girlfriend have a personality like a rabbit, how come she also likes to eat grass like a rabbit?
Jin Zhijian comforted himself, well, it doesn't matter, it's just a special hobby, it's understandable...
The two of them have been so sweet all the time, Jin Zhijian is very lucky, fortunately he did not refuse the blind date arranged by his mother for him.
Otherwise, he would have missed it.
Jin's mother was also very happy to know that Jin Zhijian and Huang Beiqing got along well, and decided to make an appointment with the Huang family to meet and talk about their marriage.
Jin Zhijian told Huang Beixi about the meeting, but the latter did not say anything, and he did not notice anything wrong at the time.
However, when the two families met that day, Huang Beixi looked at him with a strange look, and found an excuse to call him out: "We have agreed that we are not interested in each other. Are you just fooling your parents? What are you doing?"
Everyone here was dumbfounded when Jin Zhijian heard this. He looked at Huang Beixi cautiously: "Beixi, what's wrong with you? If you don't want to settle down, I'm not in a hurry. I'll talk to my parents about it later, how about it?"
Jin Zhijian also understood that some people don't like to get married early, and it's okay to get married in their thirties.
Huang Beixi looked at him and said, "Are you crazy? We have only met once, why are you getting married?"
Jin Zhijian thought Huang Beixi was angry about something at first, but later he found that she really didn't know him well.
Jin Zhijian was confused and didn't know what was going on.
Until Huang Beixi was questioned by his family, he became very anxious and said, "I don't know him at all, and I don't like men. I have a girlfriend!"
Jin Zhijian: "?"
Recently, Huang Beixi came out on the spot and even produced evidence that she was in love with her girlfriend. The Huang family was instantly in chaos.
Mother Jin blamed Jin Zhijian: "Child, even if you don't want me to introduce you to someone anymore, you don't have to lie to me like this, right? I thought you were really with Beixi, and I was so happy."
Jin Zhijian didn't say anything. He didn't know what to say now. How to explain that he was really in love with Huang Beixi? But Huang Beixi didn't seem to know him very well at all.
Moreover, Jin Zhijian found that this Huang Beixi was completely different from the Huang Beixi who was with him. He had been with the other Huang Beixi for quite a while, so he knew each other better.
The Huang Beixi he met today had completely different little movements from the Huang Beixi he had been with before. People's subconscious behavior cannot be changed.
Apart from their similar appearance, the two looked like completely different people.
It was also because of Jin Zhijian's profession that he had a wild imagination. If it were someone else, he would probably wonder if there was something wrong with his brain.
Jin Zhijian determined that the "Huang Beixi" he was with was not this Huang Beixi. He did not explain to his parents and returned home, waiting for Huang Beixi to come to him.
Only then did he realize that he did not even have Huang Beixi's contact information. Even if he wanted to contact him to find out, he had no way and could only passively wait for him to come to him.
In the past, Huang Beixi would come to him every morning and leave at night, but he waited all day today and he did not come to him.
Not only that, it has been like this for several days in a row.
Jin Zhijian finally realized that something was wrong. Today, he couldn't wait any longer and suddenly thought of Jiang Yiqing.
Netizens listened and said: "Hiss... So there are two girls who look exactly the same, one of them is very enthusiastic about him, and the other is very cold and says that she has a girlfriend?"
"Could it be that the girl has split personality and the other personality is in love with the handsome guy?"
"The person above, your guess is too conservative. Don't forget whose live broadcast room you are in. Guess boldly, okay?"
"I guess that girl has a twin sister or younger sister who is secretly in love with him, but dare not say it."
"No way, if she has twin sisters, we can just ask her."
Jin Zhijian was also watching the comments. He said, "I have had these thoughts and have asked her about it. Huang Beixing doesn't have twin sisters, and she doesn't have schizophrenia symptoms."
Jiang Yiqing raised his eyebrows and asked, "So, you want to find another Huang Beixing?"
Jin Zhijian nodded, "Yes, I just want to find her."
When he found out that this Huang Beixing was not the same Huang Beixing, Jin Zhijian was indeed a little angry and had a long list of questions to ask her. However, as time went by, "Huang Beixing" never showed up.
Jin Zhijian was angry and wanted to question her at the beginning, but now he has completely lost his temper and just hopes that "Huang Beixing" will show up again.
Jiang Yiqing nodded, and just as he was about to say something, Jin Zhijian's door was kicked by something, making a "bang" sound.
Jin Zhijian seemed to know what it was, with a bit of helplessness between his brows. He said "sorry" and got up to open the door.
At the door, a gray lop-eared rabbit was squatting. The rabbit had sharp eyes and was raising its hind legs, as if preparing to kick the door.
Apparently, the other party had just "knocked on the door" in this way.
Jiang Yiqing looked at the lop-eared rabbit for a few more seconds. Well, it was quite cute, like a little marshmallow.
"Da Fu, how many times have I told you not to kick the door with your hind legs? Don't you know how strong you are?" Jin Zhijian looked at the door that had been replaced some time ago. There was a gray mark on it at this time, but fortunately the door was not broken.
Jin Zhijian exhaled, turned his head, and found that Dafu was looking at him with dissatisfaction. He immediately understood: "I'll go get you some grass."
As he said that, he took Dafu's favorite Timothy grass and put it in a small basket. Jin Zhijian took a look and slid Dafu into the small basket.
The little lop-eared rabbit drowned in the Timothy grass squinted happily, grabbed a piece of grass with its paws, and immediately ate it with its three-petal mouth.
The barrage started again: "Ahhh, you are so handsome and so gentle, little brother, don't you really consider being my boyfriend?"
"Well, does your family still need a rabbit? The kind that has been to college and can cook for themselves."
"My mother asked me why I licked the screen crazily."
Jiang Yiqing looked at it: "..."
Sometimes I really want to silence these people.
He covered his face and coughed lightly: "What did we just say?"
Jin Zhijian touched the lop-eared rabbit's ears, but was impatiently pushed away by the other party. He smiled softly, and only moved his eyes away from Dafu when he heard Jiang Yiqing's words: "Speaking of my girlfriend, I hope Master Jiang can help me find her."
Jiang Yiqing's eyes fell on Dafu, and saw that Dafu, who was originally eating grass fragrantly, heard Jin Zhijian's words, and the grass in his mouth fell out directly, and his eyes showed human shock.
Dafu used his hind legs to jump away, but who knew that Jin Zhijian subconsciously reached out and held it down, rubbing it twice: "Don't run around, eat your grass quickly."
He was afraid that Dafu would run out and cause trouble again. Although it is a rabbit, its ability to cause trouble is comparable to that of a husky.
"But, maybe she doesn't want to be found by you?" Jiang Yiqing looked at the rabbit struggling frantically and said.
Jin Zhijian frowned when he heard that. He said, "No matter what, you shouldn't leave without saying a word. At least give me a chance to meet and talk to her."
Dafu struggled a little less vigorously. I don't know if he was tired.
Jiang Yiqing said again: "But, she may be different from what you imagined. Maybe it's better now?"
"No, I like her. I like her no matter what she is like." Jin Zhijian really likes the other party. He even doesn't care about the principles he has always followed. He doesn't care if the other party deceives him, as long as the other party can reappear.
It can be said to be extremely humble.
It seems a bit miserable. Jiang Yiqing sympathized for a moment, then looked at the obedient rabbit, and curled his lips and said, "What if she is not a human?"
Jin Zhijian's expression became tangled when he heard this, and his subordinate Dafu began to struggle hard again.
Jin Zhijian whispered, "It can't be a ghost?... If it is a ghost, I... I can accept it!"
It can be seen that Jin Zhijian is afraid of ghosts, and it is not easy for him to say this.
Jiang Yiqing comforted him, "Don't worry, it's not a ghost."
Jin Zhijian breathed a sigh of relief: He is really afraid of ghosts!
At this time, the bullet screen has started a prizeless guessing competition, and everyone has a huge imagination.
Jiang Yiqing found it interesting and said as he looked at it, "The person you're looking for is right next to you."
Jin Zhijian was stunned when he heard that. He looked around with goosebumps all over his body, "No? There's no one around me, Master Jiang, didn't you say it wasn't a ghost? Ahem... I'm not scared." He
was so frightened by the child that he was already incoherent.
Jiang Yiqing was helpless: "There is no one around you, but there are other creatures."
Jin Zhijian searched for a long time this time, and finally set his sights on Dafu, who was curled into a ball. He smiled and said, "Master Jiang, there are only Dafu and I here, it can't be Dafu, hahaha..." He laughed
as he spoke, and then heard Jiang Yiqing say, "Yes, it's him."
Jin Zhijian: "?"
He was instantly stuck, and the expression on his face changed, and finally muttered, "Dafu is a male."
As he spoke, he opened Dafu's legs and took a look. It was indeed a male, and then he was kicked by Dafu's hind legs, and a small footprint was instantly left on his handsome face.
Dafu might have been angry and embarrassed, and kicked his hind legs to run, but was held down by Jin Zhijian.
Jin Zhijian: "Hey, don't leave, I haven't made it clear yet."
Dafu struggled desperately, like a fish caught, floundering wildly.
"Hey, you broke his legs in public and hurt the rabbit's self-esteem." Seeing that a human-rabbit battle was about to take place, Jiang Yiqing still reminded him.
"I was wrong, I was wrong." Jin Zhijian didn't think there was anything wrong with rabbits having self-esteem. After all, his rabbit was very smart and different from others. What's wrong with having more self-esteem than other rabbits?
Seeing that Dafu was still struggling, Jin Zhijian hurriedly said: "You can have snacks today!"
Dafu's struggle was a little weaker, and Jin Zhijian struck while the iron was hot: "Just don't get angry."
Dafu really stopped struggling, squatted obediently, and looked at Jin Zhijian with a noble and cold look.
Jin Zhijian understood what he meant and said helplessly: "Can I still lie to you?"
As he said that, he brought some snacks to Dafu. Dafu quickly hid them in his arms, thought for a while, took out the snacks and ate them directly.
Looking at the look of this foodie, Jin Zhijian doubted whether Master Jiang had calculated correctly. Could a rabbit become a spirit and turn into a human? Even if it could, the gender is not right!
"Master Jiang, this..." Although Jin Zhijian did not finish his words, his doubt was very obvious.
Jiang Yiqing raised his eyebrows and looked at the rabbit who was eating snacks seriously: "Dafu, say something?"
Jin Zhijian chuckled: "Master Jiang, are you kidding? How can he, a rabbit, talk?"
"Dafu, he seems to look down on you." Jiang Yiqing said deliberately with a smile.
Dafu, who was originally concentrating on chewing snacks, kicked Jin Zhijian again, and the latter screamed: "Dafu, how could you do this, teaming up with outsiders to bully me!"
"Who told you to look down on me!" Dafu looked like he was easily provoked, and immediately spoke in anger.
Jin Zhijian was about to say something, but when he reacted, he opened his mouth so wide that an egg could be stuffed in it.
Netizens were also incredulous: "Oh my god, am I too excited? I actually heard the rabbit talking!"
"The one upstairs is obviously new, isn't it the rabbit talking?"
"Well, I just want to say, why why why! I have cats and rabbits, why can't they change for me!"
"I silently extended my claws to my innocent rabbit..."
"Are you too knowledgeable? The rabbit actually talked, it actually talked!"
"The one upstairs, if you stay in Qingqing's live broadcast room for a long time, you will be as calm as us~"
"Da Fu, before... was it really you?" Jin Zhijian suddenly remembered the details he had overlooked.
For example, every time "Huang Beiqi" appeared, his Da Fu would hide and sleep, and the man and the rabbit had never appeared together.
For example, Huang Beigui was plucking grass from the ground and stuffing it into her mouth. At the time, Jin Zhijian thought she was starving. Now that he thinks about it, it makes sense if it was Dafu.
There's nothing wrong with a rabbit eating grass.
All those things that didn't make sense, at this moment, Jin Zhijian felt suddenly enlightened. Seeing that Dafu ignored him, he said, "Dafu, turn yourself into a human and show me."
Barrage: "Change quickly! I want to see, too!"
"Family members, who still remember Miaomiao, she was a great beauty! A rabbit turning into a human should be very cute, right?"
"Hehehe, change quickly! I'm rubbing my hands in anticipation."
"Wuwuwu, when will it be my turn? But when I think about it, I don't have such a strong will. If my pet turned into a human, I would probably faint from fear. It turns out that I am not worthy!"
"A good rabbit spirit doesn't practice well, but actually goes to be a pet for humans. It really brings shame to us rabbit spirits!"
"Are you...playing a meme upstairs? If not, can you come over here and be my pet?"
"Get lost!"
Just as the netizens were getting excited, Jin Zhijian suddenly thought of something, turned his head to look at the camera, and immediately said, "Wait, don't change yet."
Then, the netizens noticed that the left half of the screen went black, and Jin Zhijian directly disconnected!
Netizens were angry: "Stingy! Can't you afford to play!"
"Isn't it just to see the rabbit spirit? Who cares? Well, I care... "
"Let me see it, I really want to see it!" "
Qingqing, please let me see it."
"Qingqing, I beg you, let me see it, I have a friend who will die if she can't see the rabbit spirit today."
Jiang Yiqing was speechless: "What's the use of begging me? Do you think I can do it?"
Barrage: "Qingqing, don't belittle yourself! I believe in you, you can definitely do it!"
"Master Jiang, you can do it!"
"Yes, you can do it!"
Jiang Yiqing: "..." Don't be like this, people who don't know would think I'm doing a cult.
He directly and ruthlessly broke the fantasy of this group of netizens. What are you looking at? He wants to see it too. If others don't let him see it, can he go and peek? Go to bed, there are all kinds of things in dreams.
Netizens: "..." Listen to our heart-breaking voices.
On the other side, Jin Zhijian breathed a sigh of relief after disconnecting: "Okay, you change now."
Dafu glanced at Jin Zhijian, and then gave him a slap on the butt.
"Dafu Dafu." Jin Zhijian stretched out his hand and poked Dafu's butt. Dafu's tail trembled, and he was about to kick him with his hind legs again.
However, Jin Zhijian learned his lesson this time, and immediately dodged it, puzzled: "Dafu, why do you want to change into Huang Beigui to approach me? What do you look like originally? Show me."
"It's because you can't find a partner every day, and you sigh all day long, which annoys you to death!" Dafu said.
Jin Zhijian wanted to say, when has he ever sighed for not being able to find a partner? He is not that anxious, right?
If he really sighed, it might be because he was socially anxious and was forced by his mother to go on a blind date. He was worried because he had to go on a blind date!
But for Dafu, it was all the same. He was annoyed with the rabbit anyway.
"Okay..." Jin Zhijian realized how much his rabbit annoyed him, but he really wanted to see what his rabbit looked like. He reached out and poked the rabbit again: "Dafu, change yourself for me."
Dafu was unmoved. Every time he changed into a human, it was very energy-consuming, so he would not change.
Jin Zhijian had to take out his trump card: "Change yourself for me and I'll give you snacks."
Dafu was really interested, but he was a smart rabbit and it was impossible for him to agree so easily: "Double."
The stupid rabbit was too cute, and Jin Zhijian immediately said: "Deal."
"Then wait a minute, I'm going to change." Dafu said, and the rabbit showed a humanized serious expression on his face.
Jin Zhijian was getting nervous and was thinking whether he should go get some clothes first.
However, after a while, it was still a rabbit lying there.
Jin Zhijian was puzzled: "You haven't changed yet?"
The rabbit closed his eyes again in disbelief. After a while, he cried loudly: "Wuwuwu, it's over, I can't change into a human form!"