Chapter 171: Performing this great gift
The Imperial Examination Ghost blushed as he spoke, remembering the years he didn't want to mention.
He was in his thirties, and luckily passed the examination to become a scholar. Later, he was unwilling to give up the imperial examination, and he kept taking the examination until he was in his fifties. You are a scholar, and later because of the examination, his life was also handed over in the examination hall, and since then he has been obsessed.
He thinks that there is nothing wrong with his ideas, why is he always the last one? He doesn't accept it! He must get the first place!
After listening to Jiang Yiqing's retelling, Zhang Chen's face was not very good: "What do you mean? He must get the first place before he is willing to leave my nephew?"
The Imperial Examination Ghost touched his beard: "It's just the first place,... I just lack luck."
Jiang Yiqing: "..." You are too confident.
It's not that Jiang Yiqing looked down on him. This ghost has been around for who knows how many years. How can he understand modern knowledge?
And the fact that he has been ranked last so many times is enough to explain the problem.
Zhang Chen felt a headache. His nephew's body couldn't stand the torture! He secretly pulled Jiang Yiqing and said, "Aren't you a heavenly master? Just catch him and let his soul fly away, so that he won't dare to bother my nephew!"
The scientific expedition ghost was originally calm, but when he heard this, he was so scared that his beard stood up. He jumped three meters away and looked at Jiang Yiqing in horror: "You, you, you are a heavenly master?"
Jiang Yiqing smiled and did not deny it.
"You... don't come over here!" The scientific research ghost trembled, and it was obvious that he was very timid: "I have never harmed anyone, why do you catch me!"
Jiang Yiqing shook his head: "You followed a stranger, and the other party was affected by your ghost energy, so that he had a high fever. How can it not be considered harming people?"
The scientific research ghost was not convinced: "He invited me here!"
Jiang Yiqing sneered: "Didn't you deceive him? If you told him at the first time that you can't do anything, would he still agree to you?"
"I..." The scientific research ghost's face turned red, and he couldn't speak for a long time. He actually hugged his head and cried.
Xiu Yan frowned on the side. His human beings were too kind. The scientific research ghost had already harmed people. Why bother talking to him? Just crush him to death.
But Xiu Yan couldn't say that, because he had just given himself a new personality of being afraid of ghosts.
Finally, Jiang Yiqing untied the link between the science ghost and Dou Zikun, and looked at the science ghost dimly: "You should report to the underworld."
Jiang Yiqing naturally couldn't let him go. The science ghost's obsession with the exam had reached an unimaginable level. If he let him go, who knows if he would go and deceive other students again.
The flowers of the motherland can't continue to be teased like this.
The science ghost wanted to sneak away when he wasn't paying attention, but he saw Jiang Yiqing taking out a bottle. He suddenly felt an irresistible attraction, and when he reacted, he had already entered the bottle.
Jiang Yiqing shook the bottle and smiled: "I'll give it to the ghost later."
"Is it solved?" Zhang Chen clearly felt that the surroundings were a little warmer, and asked cautiously. Seeing Jiang Yiqing nod and Dou Zikun also saying that the ghost was really taken away by Jiang Yiqing, he breathed a sigh of relief.
At the same time, he looked at Jiang Yiqing with mixed feelings: "No, where did you learn this, you really know how to catch ghosts?"
Jiang Yiqing glanced at him and shook the bottle in his hand: "How about I let him out and talk to you?"
Zhang Chen's expression immediately became terrified, and his head shook like a rattle.
Zhang Miaozhu, who had been hiding behind the door, came in impatiently. She was clearly concerned about Dou Zikun, but she said, "Look at you. You don't study hard every day and just want to take shortcuts. Now you're fine, but you've missed so many classes."
Dou Zikun's face turned pale.
"Why are you starting over again!" Dou Hangtian felt a headache: "The child is like this, and you're still thinking about those things?" "
I'm afraid that he will give up all his efforts. He has worked so hard for so many years. If he is affected by something in the middle of the process and his academic performance can't improve in the future, he will regret it!" Zhang Miaozhu started to mutter again.
Zhang Chen felt that his sister really had a mental problem. He frowned, touched Dou Zikun's head soothingly, and looked at his sister: "Sister, brother-in-law, both of you come out."
The two followed him out of the room. Jiang Yiqing took a look and turned to look at Dou Zikun.
Outside the door, Zhang Chen looked at his sister and said coldly: "Sister! I don't even want to say anything about you in front of the child! You are really crazy."
Zhang Miaozhu was not convinced: "Isn't it for him? He is not your son, it is easy for you to say it, anyway, whether he does well in the exam or not is none of your business."
Zhang Chen laughed angrily: "I don't want to argue with you, think about it yourself, you put so much pressure on Zikun all day long, don't you find that the child can't stand it anymore?"
"What's so unbearable about this? If he doesn't suffer from studying now, he will have to suffer from life in the future." Zhang Miaozhu argued: "You say it's for his own good now, but in fact you are harming him! If he delays his studies, can you be responsible for his future life!"
"Yes, I can't take responsibility. If you force him so hard now and he has psychological problems, can you take responsibility?" Zhang Chen didn't want to give in this time. He realized that his sister and brother-in-law were not problem solvers. They only quarreled.
"I think he is mentally healthy. I care about him so much every day. How can he have psychological problems?" Zhang Miaozhu still didn't agree.
"Sister, I'm a doctor. I've seen too many tragedies like this in the hospital." Zhang Chen said helplessly, "Psychological problems are considered good cases. At least they can be treated. Do you know that? Just last week, our hospital admitted a person who jumped from a building. He couldn't be saved and died on the spot. I heard that it was because of his parents' pressure. The child was under too much pressure from studying. He didn't think clearly and jumped."
"It's not as scary as you say..." Zhang Miaozhu was a little scared, but she still didn't admit it, "That's because the child's psychological endurance is not good! Our Zikun is much better than him."
After saying that, she didn't want to say anything more to Zhang Chen. She opened the door and went in. Seeing that Dou Zikun, who was originally lying on the bed, was gone, Zhang Miaozhu didn't know why her heart was pounding.
"He went to the balcony and said that he felt a little suffocated in the room." Jiang Yiqing said.
Zhang Miaozhu's face turned pale, and Zhang Chen's words just now kept repeating in her mind. She hurried to the balcony and saw Dou Zikun clinging to the balcony fence, looking down.
Zhang Miaozhu was so scared that her hands and feet were cold, and she didn't dare to shout. She walked over carefully: "Zikun...you, what are you doing?"
"Mom?" Dou Zikun felt guilty when he saw her, and took a half step back nervously: "I...I just took a look..."
Without waiting for Dou Zikun to react, Zhang Miaozhu pulled him away from the balcony fence, then hugged her with a lingering fear, and burst into tears: "Wuwuwu Zikun, mom won't force you anymore, mom was wrong, don't let it go!"
In fact, when Zhang Chen just mentioned that the child jumped off the building because of the pressure, Zhang Miaozhu was a little uneasy, but she just refused to admit it.
But when she saw her son holding the fence with his hands and trying to step up, she was so scared that she almost lost her soul, fearing that Dou Zikun would jump down without looking back.
Dou Zikun, who was just reminded by Jiang Yiqing that he could go to the balcony to enjoy the view, blinked and moved his mouth. After hearing his mother's next words, he finally fell silent and acquiesced to this misunderstanding.
He wanted to get rid of the days of being a learning machine every day. The reason why Dou Zikun was so fascinated just now was that he saw those carefree children downstairs holding toys in their hands, chasing each other.
He seemed to have never had such memories. His life was terribly poor. In his memories, there were only studies and his mother's nagging teachings.
It's not that Dou Zikun didn't hate Zhang Miaozhu. He hated her. Why did she have to force him like this? Why couldn't he be like other people's mothers?
But at the same time, he would feel guilty for having such thoughts, because he knew clearly how much his mother had paid for him.
These two completely different emotions constantly tortured Dou Zikun, and he could only keep twisting his head.
At this time, Zhang Miaozhu suddenly said this. Although he didn't know why, Dou Zikun suddenly had a little hope in his heart. Maybe he would never have to live like this again in the future?
Dou Hangtian watched from the side, a little surprised, and then deliberately said: "You said this now, but don't regret it later, and say that you are afraid that the child will not study hard now and regret it later."
Zhang Miaozhu's face flushed when she heard this. Is she the kind of person who doesn't keep her word? At least when she saw Dou Zikun clinging to the fence, she didn't think about anything else and just hoped that the child would be fine.
"I... I will definitely not regret it." Zhang Miaozhu promised unsteadily.
"Mom, I hope you won't revolve around me." Dou Zikun lowered his head, not daring to look Zhang Miaozhu in the eye, and said sincerely: "I hope you can have your own life, and now I have no problem going to school and going home alone."
"Yes, I think the child is grown up, you can slowly find some hobbies of your own." Dou Hangtian also seized the time and said: "Think about it, when you were young, you told me that you wanted to learn violin or something. Now you finally have time, why not learn it while you are young."
Zhang Miaozhu was stunned. She had forgotten that she once wanted to learn this. She hesitated: "I am so old now, can I learn this? Others started learning when they were young."
"Why not? You don't want to learn to be a professional violinist. We just learn it as a hobby for fun." Dou Hangtian said, "You have done so much for the family over the years. It's time to live for yourself."
Dou Zikun nodded vigorously, not only because he really didn't want his mother to force him, but also because he sincerely hoped that she could have her own hobbies.
Zhang Chen watched from the side, and the father and son talked back and forth. In the end, his sister agreed in a daze.
Although it is not certain that it will change, at least it is developing in a good direction.
Zhang Chen exhaled and looked at Jiang Yiqing with a complicated expression: "I'm so sorry for you this time."
Jiang Yiqing smiled: "It's just a piece of cake."
Zhang Chen secretly glanced at Xiu Yan's face and asked Jiang Yiqing secretly: "By the way, when did you become a master? If I remember correctly, your major in college was computer science."
Isn't this a big gap?
Jiang Yiqing: "I have been since I was a child."
Zhang Chen: "..." It turns out that it is a family inheritance.
He was in awe and at the same time a little curious: "I don't know what a ghost looks like. I've never seen one in my life."
He just muttered casually, and Jiang Yiqing shook the bottle in his hand: "If you are curious, I'll let it out and let it talk to you?"
The smile on Zhang Chen's face froze, and he looked at Jiang Yiqing with resentment: "No, no, haha, junior, sometimes I have to work the night shift in the hospital."
He changed the subject: "By the way, we agreed to have dinner together, but we were delayed because of my nephew's matter. Come on, I'll treat you now."
Jiang Yiqing glanced at Zhang Chen, whose steps were unsteady and his expression was wandering, and refused: "Goodbye, you just got off the night shift, you should go back and rest. I'm really afraid that you will die suddenly."
"Hahaha, it's okay actually. I'm very energetic now." Zhang Chen laughed.
Finally, Jiang Yiqing still didn't dare to risk sudden death. Just for a meal, he said goodbye to Zhang Chen, who reluctantly said: "Another day! I'll rest another day, and I'll definitely ask you to come out!"
Jiang Yiqing nodded perfunctorily: "Yeah, I know, you should go back to sleep."
Zhang Chen yawned involuntarily, then wiped his face and walked away with floating steps.
Jiang Yiqing watched his every move, looking a little worried. In Zhang Chen's condition, can he really get home safely?
Just when he was hesitating whether to go forward and send Zhang Chen off, he suddenly felt someone pressing two palms on both sides of his cheeks.
Then, with the right palm as the center of the circle, turning to the left, Jiang Yiqing saw Xiu Yan's handsome face.
But now the face is lala, and the face is about to fall to the ground.
Jiang Yiqing looked innocent: "What's wrong?"
Xiu Yan complained: "You didn't even look at me from the beginning, you were always looking at your senior!"
This sour tone...
Jiang Yiqing coughed lightly and tried to hold back his laughter: "Yeah."
He really didn't know what to say.
Fortunately, seeing Jiang Yiqing looking at him, Xiu Yan was satisfied, and Lala's face changed instantly, with the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, and he looked completely different from just now, as if he had schizophrenia.
Xiu Yan coughed lightly and held Jiang Yiqing's hand: "Let's go. Are you hungry? What do you want to eat?"
Jiang Yiqing was indeed a little hungry, but he didn't know what to eat. He squinted his eyes like a lazy cat: "Yeah, I'm hungry. Look, is there anything delicious? I don't know what to eat."
These words made Xiu Yan immediately take out his mobile phone, and his fingers quickly searched to see if there was anything delicious nearby. Western restaurants passed, Japanese food passed, as they both had Chinese appetites...
Soon, Xiu Yan found the two restaurants with the highest ratings that Jiang Yiqing would definitely like, and let him choose.
Jiang Yiqing was a little confused and muttered, "I want to eat at both restaurants."
Xiu Yan would of course try to satisfy any wish of the people he liked: "The two restaurants are not far away, so let's eat at both restaurants."
Jiang Yiqing raised his eyebrows: "It's a waste if we can't finish it, why don't we call a few more people." Xiu Yan's
alarm bells immediately went off. He didn't want their date to have more light bulbs, so he immediately said, "It's okay, I'll eat if you can't finish it."
Jiang Yiqing glanced at Xiu Yan's abdomen: "Are you sure? Don't eat up my favorite abdominal muscles."
Xiu Yan's ears turned red: "No."
"Oh, then you arrange it." Jiang Yiqing put his hands in his pockets and waited to eat.
Although he had a big appetite, he didn't eat a lot either, and he had to save some space for the next restaurant, so Jiang Yiqing didn't eat much at the first restaurant.
Then he watched Xiu Yan eat up the rest: "..."
Jiang Yiqing: "Can you eat the rest?"
Facts proved that he underestimated Xiu Yan. When they arrived at the next restaurant, Xiu Yan showed his gluttony and ate up all the rest.
Jiang Yiqing frowned and looked at Xiu Yan's belly. He was dressed casually, so his belly couldn't be seen at all. Was there a black hole here?
Just as he was thinking, Xiu Yan suddenly misunderstood what he meant and asked with red ears: "Do you want to check?"
Jiang Yiqing's mouth suddenly felt dry. He took a big sip of water with his other hand: "How...check?"
Then, he saw Xiu Yan holding his hand, reaching through the hem of his clothes, and touching the other's abdomen without any obstruction.
Jiang Yiqing felt his whole body was hot instantly, although... although he had touched her before, but this was outside!
The waiters coming and going might come over at any time, Jiang Yiqing felt that he was not so thick-skinned, and immediately wanted to withdraw his hand, but Xiu Yan's hand pressed it very tightly.
Jiang Yiqing: "..."
He gritted his teeth, and in Xiu Yan's surprised eyes, he went the other way, touched upwards, and quickly pinched the chest muscles that felt very good.
Sure enough, Xiu Yan's face flushed instantly, and he pursed his lips tightly, probably because he was afraid of making a sound that was not presentable, and the hand that was pressing on Jiang Yiqing loosened up immediately.
Jiang Yiqing took the opportunity to withdraw his hand. His expression looked particularly serious, as if he had just done that just to make Xiu Yan let him go. Only his red ears showed his discontent.
Especially when Xiu Yan suddenly said, "The meal... shouldn't be eaten there."
Jiang Yiqing almost spit out the water in his mouth. He coughed lightly, "This is outside!"
Xiu Yan looked puzzled: "Oh, I know."
Jiang Yiqing: "..."
He exhaled, fanned himself with his hands, and stood up: "It's too hot in the restaurant, let's go."
Xiu Yan saw Jiang Yiqing's footsteps were very fast, and he didn't know what was wrong with him, so he quickly followed him.
"Don't do this when you are outside in the future." Jiang Yiqing said to Xiu Yan.
"I just wanted you to touch your abdominal muscles. Who knew you would..." Xiu Yan didn't know if he really didn't understand or did it on purpose.
Jiang Yiqing was so embarrassed that he got angry: "What's wrong with me pinching you? You're not allowed to?"
He said in an angry tone, but Xiu Yan coughed lightly and looked away: "Of course, I'll give it to you when we get back."
Jiang Yiqing: "..." He seemed so hungry.
Lord Ghost King frowned slightly, not understanding why humans like vaginas as their bodies.
But since Yiqing likes it...
Jiang Yiqing quickly got rid of the embarrassment and regained his composure.
One day, he woke up and opened the door, and Xiu Yan was indeed cleaning the bathroom again. He suddenly felt that the maid costume should be very suitable for him.
When he reacted, Jiang Yiqing felt that his thoughts seemed to be getting more and more perverted.
He coughed lightly and let Xiu Yan take a break. Seeing that the other party was still working hard, he could only let him go.
When Fan Wujiu came to report his work, he saw this scene and felt extremely sad. Is this some kind of ghost king who has transformed into a male nanny?
Look at how hard the ghost king works, he has endless energy.
"Ghost king, you are doing this..." Fan Wujiu's eyes were filled with complicated emotions. Before he could complain about Jiang Tianshi's oppression, he saw the ghost king frowning and looking at his feet: "You have stomped the ground dirty!"
Fan Wujiu lowered his head and saw a pool of black water under his feet. He had just come from the underworld and happened to meet a fleeing evil ghost on the way.
The evil ghost was very vicious and hid in the sewer. He finally caught him and sent him to the underworld in a hurry. Then he hurried back here. He was afraid of wasting time, so he didn't clean himself up.
Fan Wujiu glanced at the floor that was originally bright enough to see people, and then looked at his feet. After a while, he mopped the floor tirelessly.
As a result, because black water kept dripping from his body, the floor became dirtier and dirtier.
Under the death sight of the ghost king, Fan Wujiu trembled and took off his ghost robe directly. He didn't believe that dirty water could drip this time!
Xiu Yan: "..."
He closed his eyes without saying a word and looked away. It was really too eye-catching.
After finally finishing, Fan Wujiu felt that the ghosts were all panting with exhaustion, and he could not suppress his desire to complain: "Ghost King, you don't need to clean the place yourself."
Xiu Yan glanced at him, lowered his eyes to look at the things Fan Wujiu brought, and answered him with two minds at the same time: "What do you know? This is called improving core competitiveness."
He and Wen Xiuyan, in the final analysis, are essentially the same person, but now they are divided into two different consciousnesses, Xiu Yan feels that they are different.
But he has to admit that they are in the same body, so there is no way to compete with each other in appearance and body shape. Xiu Yan can only improve his competitiveness through these. Now his human beings don't feel it, but when Wen Xiuyan, who is lazier than him, wakes up, he will naturally notice his goodness.
Fan Wujiu couldn't help but say, "Love is something you can't win just by being nice."
Under Xiu Yan's death sight, Fan Wujiu finally gave in and slipped away.
Xiu Yan was hit in the sore spot and was very angry.
In his heart, he hoped that Wen Xiuyan would die soon, and at the same time, he was more anxious to shape the ghost bone.
Now that he had cut off a part of the ghost bone, the rest was much easier to deal with. The small, originally irregular ghost bone stretched in his hand, changed its shape, and finally became a ring.
It looked like metal, but with the warmth of jade. Xiu Yan held the ring and exhaled nervously.
Lord Ghost King did not know how to give the ring to the person he liked. His current understanding of human culture was only half-baked.
Therefore, he only remembered that to give the ring, it seemed that he had to kneel on one knee, because every video of giving a ring had this action, and he naturally thought that this was a necessary operation. So,
Jiang Yiqing, who was originally lying on the sofa with his legs crossed, saw Xiu Yan walking in front of him.
Jiang Yiqing raised his eyebrows and looked up at the other party: "What's wrong?"
Xiu Yan was so nervous that his expression was a little fierce, as if he was going to hit someone.
Jiang Yiqing: "???"
In fact, Xiu Yan was trying hard to think about which leg to kneel on?
Jiang Yiqing was about to continue asking what was wrong, because Xiu Yan's expression really looked like something big had happened, but before he could open his mouth, he saw Xiu Yan suddenly kneeling on both knees in front of him.
Jiang Yiqing: "!!!" Why did he suddenly do this?