Chapter 087: Coming to make trouble
Jiang Yiqing was not in a good mood after last night, which made Wen Xiuyan a little anxious and tried his best to make him happy.
He bought breakfast and watched Jiang Yiqing eating breakfast while teasing Pangpang and Naiqiu.
Pangpang and Naiqiu probably saw that he was in a bad mood and did not dare to make trouble. They all came to Jiang Yiqing and tried to make him happy.
Pangpang was unwilling to admit that he was made happy. He was not a little pet like a little dog. He was a self-respecting pig king.
Pangpang looked at the little dog lying on the ground and letting Jiang Yiqing touch his belly, and couldn't help showing a disdainful expression.
Jiang Yiqing looked over, and Pangpang immediately restrained his expression and subconsciously looked well-behaved.
When it came to its senses, it slapped the ground with its pig hoof in anger, thinking that it had been infected by the little dog, and it had been infected with the dog gene!
It secretly listened to the corner of the wall yesterday, so it naturally knew why the human cub was unhappy. Humph, if he, the pig king, were to kill directly at the Zhou family, would it be so troublesome?
Humph, humans are so troublesome!
While thinking, Pangpang couldn't help showing an expression of enjoyment when Jiang Yiqing touched his pig head.
It was simply unbearable to watch.
Wen Xiuyan, at this time, sat on the sofa with a serious face, looking at the phone. Jiang Yiqing glanced at him and guessed that the other party should be handling work. He unconsciously controlled the sound for fear of disturbing the other party. Wen Xiuyan
lowered his eyes and looked at the content on the mobile phone screen.
A treasure book compiled from the love of his mother-"The Great Method of Chasing People".
Wen Xiuyan used to be dismissive, but now he studied it carefully.
When he found the section "How to make someone you like happy", Wen Xiuyan immediately clicked it.
The top one: You can buy him a gift he likes. No one can refuse the surprise of receiving a gift.
Wen Xiuyan pondered for a moment, thinking about what Jiang Yiqing likes, and the answer is: money.
Jiang Yiqing currently has a strong interest in money and seems to have no interest in other things.
Wen Xiuyan frowned, it would be too tacky to give money directly.
He thought for a moment, then clicked on his assistant's WeChat and edited a message.
Jiang Yiqing thought Wen Xiuyan was weird, looking at him from time to time. His assistant also came over, as if to give him something. When he went to see, the other party hid for a while, as if he didn't want him to see.
Jiang Yiqing understood that sometimes some documents in the company must be kept confidential. Thinking of this, he suppressed the inexplicable depression in his heart.
After a while, Wen Xiuyan found him and said seriously: "Yiqing, I just learned magic. Do you want to try it?"
Jiang Yiqing raised his eyebrows: "What magic?"
Wen Xiuyan didn't say: "Do you want to see it?"
Jiang Yiqing nodded and smiled: "My eyes are sharp. If you don't learn it well, I will catch you. Hey, do you think I should save some face for President Wen?"
Wen Xiuyan chuckled: "Then play first."
He took out a piece of paper and handed it to Jiang Yiqing: "Yiqing, draw...Pangpang, try it."
Pangpang, who was watching the excitement, sat up straight.
Jiang Yiqing was puzzled: "I'll draw it."
"Well, you draw it, and I can use your drawing to make another Pangpang for you." Wen Xiuyan said seriously.
Fatty on the side: "???" My Pig King is unique!
Jiang Yiqing's interest was successfully aroused. He reached out, took the pen from Wen Xiuyan's hand, and began to draw on the paper with his eyes downcast.
He can draw a little, but not much. He can draw a Q version of a piglet.
Fatty and Naiqiu watched curiously on the side. The former became more and more shy. Oh, I didn't expect it to be so cute in the eyes of a human cub.
Fatty was very happy and looked at the little licking dog on the side with pride. Did you see it! Being a pet... Bah, being a pig should be more arrogant. Looking at the human cub, why only draw it and not the little licking dog?
He completely forgot that it was Wen Xiuyan who asked him to draw it just now.
Jiang Yiqing finished drawing the pig and put down his pen: "What next?"
Wen Xiuyan said: "Draw another milk ball."
Jiang Yiqing's curiosity was completely aroused at this moment. He knew that Wen Xiuyan didn't know any magic, so he was even more curious about what he would do later.
He immediately drew another milk ball.
Then he looked at Wen Xiuyan, who seemed a little uncomfortable. He coughed lightly and said: "Draw another me."
Jiang Yiqing suppressed his laughter and lowered his head to draw a Q version of Wen Xiuyan on the paper. The round three-headed little man had the same expression as Wen Xiuyan, with a different kind of cuteness.
"Okay, what else to draw?" Jiang Yiqing asked in advance this time.
Then, at Wen Xiuyan's request, he drew his own Q version of the little man.
Jiang Yiqing was drawing while muttering, "Why are you standing here and letting me draw a family portrait?"
Wen Xiuyan didn't think that much at all. He just wanted Jiang Yiqing to draw as much as possible. But at this moment, he lowered his eyes and looked at the content on the paper, and his ears were a little hot.
"Huh, it's done." Jiang Yiqing put down the pen and said calmly, "There shouldn't be anything else. It's time for you to perform, Mr. Wen."
Wen Xiuyan said "hmm". Under the curious gaze of Jiang Yiqing and the pig and the dog, he picked up the paper and the lighter and lit it at a distance from the paper. The orange flame jumped and the lines on the paper disappeared bit by bit.
Then, Wen Xiuyan took out a pig, a dog, and two little people.
"Is this the magic you mentioned?" Jiang Yiqing couldn't help laughing. He watched the other party take it out of his pocket.
"Yeah." Wen Xiuyan was a little nervous, not knowing if Jiang Yiqing would understand, but he relaxed when he saw the other person's obviously happy expression.
"It's different from what I drew." Jiang Yiqing was in a good mood, but he was deliberately finding fault.
As he spoke, he looked at one of the figurines and felt that there was no difference between it and the other figurine. They looked the same.
There was no way. After all, time was urgent. Wen Xiuyan could only ask his assistant to buy ready-made ones as much as possible. It was too late to customize them.
Jiang Yiqing was about to say something, but he felt that something was wrong with the figurine. Why was it shining with gold? He looked at it carefully again, picked it up, and found that it was unusually heavy. The figurine was as big as his hand, and it weighed several kilograms.
He was stunned: "Is this gold?"
"Well, if it's bigger, it will be hard to hold." Wen Xiuyan said with some dissatisfaction about the size.
Jiang Yiqing: "..."
He weighed the others one by one, very good, all solid gold, adding up to at least ten pounds.
Jiang Yiqing was a little annoyed.
Wen Xiuyan asked him: "Is Yiqing happier now?"
Although Jiang Yiqing was reluctant to admit it, he was very happy now, especially when Wen Xiuyan said that this was "painted" by him, so of course it belonged to him, he was even happier.
If it was given by someone else, Jiang Yiqing would still hesitate whether to accept it, but since the object was Wen Xiuyan, he didn't have to worry about this problem at all.
"Your magic is very good." Jiang Yiqing praised with a chauvinistic look on his face.
It is indeed very good, who can resist money ability?
The fat pig-faced man looked at the little golden pig in Jiang Yiqing's hand with curiosity, and then snorted loudly. This cold-faced monster was really good at boasting. He said he could turn into one of them, but in the end, it turned into a yellow lump that looked nothing like
it! Fat looked at the little golden pig with a critical eye for a while, and then looked at the little golden dog. He felt even more dissatisfied. How could the little dog be the same size as it!
Fat lowered his head and looked at the little dog that was not even as tall as his knees. He snorted and saw that they were obviously very different!
Milk ball tilted his head and saw that Fat had a different expression for a while, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
While Wen Xiuyan was away, Pangpang secretly went to Jiang Yiqing to complain. He nudged Jiang Yiqing's legs with his pig mouth. Jiang Yiqing was fiddling with a few pieces of gold. He didn't even look at Pangpang when he heard it: "What's wrong?"
Pangpang snorted angrily and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey! How can you be so easy to fool? That cold-faced monster said he could turn into a pig king, but what turned out was such a small yellow lump. He was just bragging! You should expose him!
Jiang Yiqing looked at the gold in his hand, then looked at the clear stupidity in Pangpang's eyes, smiled, and said nothing.
Pangpang wanted to say something, but he saw Wen Xiuyan coming over. He wanted to secretly glare at him. Since the cold-faced monster came, human cubs have paid less attention to it.
Although the pig king doesn't care!
However, as soon as Wen Xiuyan looked over, Pangpang was immediately frightened. It was hard to imagine that a pig could run away with its tail between its legs.
Because of this, Jiang Yiqing scolded it: "Pangpang, don't parkour in the room, it will disturb others."
Pangpang: "..."
The King of Pigs didn't parkour, it was obviously the cold-faced monster who deliberately scared me!
Pangpang snorted in grievance and lay on the floor depressed and went to sleep.
In the afternoon, Aunt Mi, the neighbor next door, knocked on the door. She put a few meat buns in a bowl and said enthusiastically: "Xiao Jiang, Aunt Mi made buns today and sent them to you."
Aunt Mi is warm-hearted and occasionally sends some snacks she made by herself. After a few visits, the two families have become familiar with each other.
Jiang Yiqing has already smelled the fragrance of the buns. He smiled and thanked Aunt Mi and let her go into the house with him.
Aunt Mi said with a smile: "I'm here to see Pangpang again. Your Pangpang is smart and cute. I miss him so much after not seeing him for a few days."
Aunt Mi went to live with her eldest son some time ago, so she hasn't been here for a long time.
Pangpang heard Aunt Mi's voice from a distance, and immediately pricked up his ears, but tried to pretend to be reserved, and continued to lie on the floor, pretending to be asleep.
He heard footsteps, and Aunt Mi came in.
She must be coming to touch him!
However, Aunt Mi was slow to come over, and Pangpang frowned and snorted. Just as he was about to go and see, he heard Aunt Mi curiously ask: "Is this... Xiao Jiang your friend?"
Wen Xiuyan had just received a call and nodded politely at Aunt Mi.
Jiang Yiqing explained, "My friend is injured. It's not convenient for him to live alone, so he's staying with me for the time being."
Aunt Mi noticed Wen Xiuyan's arm, nodded, and said with emotion, "Oh, I said before that I haven't seen a young man more handsome than Jiang, but I didn't expect your friend to be so handsome."
Aunt Mi's genes hidden in her bones immediately awakened, and she looked at Wen Xiuyan enthusiastically, "This young man, do you have a partner? How about I introduce you to someone? I mean, with your looks, not to mention other conditions, just relying on this face, you can find someone with particularly good conditions! How about it, do you need me to help you find someone?"
Jiang Yiqing was surprised and felt it was normal, because when Aunt Mi just met him before, she also wanted to introduce him to someone.
He held back his smile and looked at Wen Xiuyan, curious about what the other party would do.
Wen Xiuyan frowned: "No need, Auntie."
"Oh, how can I not?" Auntie Mi tried to persuade him: "You should be quite old, right? Don't be impatient. If you wait any longer, the ones with good conditions will be picked up by others!" Wen
Xiuyan looked at Jiang Yiqing, who had a smirk on his face, as if he thought it was particularly interesting that he was being dragged to introduce a partner.
Wen Xiuyan bit his back teeth lightly, feeling a little depressed. Auntie Mi was still chattering. He looked at Jiang Yiqing and said: "No need, Auntie. I have someone I like."
"Ah..." This sentence successfully made Auntie Mi choke.
Wen Xiuyan said again: "I'm still pursuing him."
Jiang Yiqing looked away a little uncomfortably, coughed lightly, and smiled at Auntie Mi: "Auntie, don't talk about him, aren't you going to see Pang Pang?"
Auntie Mi could only nod disappointedly: "Yes, to see Pang Pang."
Pang Pang: "..."
Are you thinking of me now? It's too late!
Pang Pang was particularly depressed. In order to express his anger, he directly pointed his butt at Aunt Mi.
Aunt Mi touched Pang Pang and called again. Finding no movement, she asked in confusion: "What's wrong?"
"Maybe I'm lazy and don't want to move." Jiang Yiqing probably guessed that Pang Pang was angry, so he said so deliberately. Sure
enough, Pang Pang snorted angrily after hearing this.
Aunt Mi stayed for a while and then left. Wen Xiuyan looked at Jiang Yiqing and felt a little disappointed when he saw that the other party didn't mention what happened just now.
I can only tell myself that there is no rush and I will take my time.
On the other side, Aunt Mi returned home. Her daughter Mi Yan sat cross-legged on the sofa, eating a big bun, and said, "Why did you take so long?"
Mi Yan had been working away from home and had just returned recently. She had never met Xiao Jiang next door. She only knew that whenever her mother made something delicious, she would send it to him.
She missed him so much.
"I met Xiao Jiang's friend. Oh, how come Xiao Jiang's friend is so handsome? It's a pity that he has someone he likes." Aunt Mi felt it was a pity when she mentioned it, and looked at her youngest daughter: "You haven't met Xiao Jiang. He is good-looking, has a good personality and is polite. When mom had a fever before, she went to borrow medicine. When the kid saw that I had a serious fever, he took me to the hospital and ran around. He looked more considerate than your brother's son..."
Mi Yan was indeed grateful to Xiao Jiang for this, but gratitude was gratitude, and forget about other things. She thought that her mother might have a filter for Xiao Jiang because of the help he gave her that time: "Mom, you have told me this eight hundred times. I can't listen to you. Even if I am willing, it depends on whether others are willing, right?"
Yes, Aunt Mi talked about Xiao Jiang's advantages all day long just to introduce him to her daughter.
Aunt Mi glanced at Mi Yan, and was very disappointed: "You, you don't want to do it yourself, and I can't tell others, how can I know whether they are willing or not?"
Mi Yan thought to herself that I already have a partner, how could I agree, but if her mother knew who her partner was, she might be angry, so she didn't plan to say it for the time being. She
could only laugh it off: "Oh, I won't tell you anymore, I want to watch the live broadcast."
"Is it the Master Jiang you mentioned again?" Aunt Mi muttered dissatisfiedly: "How can Xiao Jiang be better, he pretends to be a ghost every day."
Mi Yan was dissatisfied: "Mom, I don't allow you to say that about Master Jiang, he is very powerful, you will be in trouble if you say that to him."
Aunt Mi: "..." She thought her daughter was crazy!
Mi Yan casually said, "If the Xiao Jiang you mentioned is half as good-looking as Master Jiang, I would be willing to pay for him."
Of course, she was joking.
Aunt Mi glanced at her daughter and said unconvincedly, "Xiao Jiang is definitely better looking than the Master Jiang you mentioned. You haven't seen him, but I have never seen anyone more handsome than him."
Only Xiao Jiang's friend can compare with Xiao Jiang, but Aunt Mi has a filter for Xiao Jiang and thinks Xiao Jiang is the most handsome.
"Master Jiang is very handsome. I'll find you a photo of him. I don't believe that you can see the photo and still say that Master Jiang is not as handsome as Xiao Jiang!" Mi Yan was successfully aroused by the desire to win and lose, and immediately turned out the photo she had screenshotted before and showed it to Aunt Mi.
"I don't believe it..." Aunt Mi saw the photo on the screen and the words on her lips were stuck.
Mi Yan thought her mother was stunned by Master Jiang's beauty, and immediately said proudly: "What do you think? Do you still dare to say that Xiao Jiang is more handsome than Master Jiang?"
Aunt Mi shook her head.
Mi Yan: "Haha, you don't dare to say it."
Aunt Mi: "No, no, isn't this Xiao Jiang? So you know Xiao Jiang!"
Mi Yan was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing: "Mom, you started to talk nonsense in order to coax me to agree to a blind date."
Aunt Mi was so angry with her daughter: "I'm not talking nonsense, this is Xiao Jiang."
"Ah... if you say it is, it is." Mi Yan was unconvinced anyway.
Aunt Mi: "..." What should I do, I really want to beat this unfilial daughter to death!
Mi Yan returned to her room and called her boyfriend, complaining, "My mom wants to introduce me to the girl next door, Xiao Jiang, and she lied to me that Xiao Jiang is Master Jiang."
Shi Yiren got anxious when he heard this: "Baby, why don't we tell them about our relationship?"
Mi Yan immediately said, "No! My mom and your grandma are enemies. If she knew, she would be so angry that she might even ask us to break up."
Shi Yiren knew it, and he sighed, "It's my grandma's problem."
Grandma Shi has a hot temper. Most people in the community have had conflicts with her, and Aunt Mi is even worse.
This feud was caused when Mi Yan was a child. When Aunt Mi was young, she was a beauty in the community. I don't know how she offended Grandma Shi. The other party was dissatisfied with Aunt Mi and began to slander Aunt Mi for having an affair outside.
Aunt Mi and Mi Yan's husband had a very fierce quarrel at that time. Because of this, they divorced completely. Mi Yan changed his surname to Aunt Mi, and Mi Yan's brother followed his father.
Although they would have divorced sooner or later even if Grandma Shi hadn't spread the rumors, it was impossible for Aunt Mi not to hate Grandma Shi.
Aunt Mi later went to Shi's house to make trouble. Grandma Shi said frankly: "It's just what I said. You are restless yourself, and you are afraid of what I say?" Aunt
Mi was so angry that she almost fell over and fought with Grandma Shi. In the end, it was Shi Yiren's parents who came out to apologize to Aunt Mi and went door to door to pull Grandma Shi to clarify the rumors. Only then did the matter pass.
Aunt Mi felt that Shi's father and mother were still reasonable, and Grandma Shi didn't seem to like her eldest son and daughter-in-law very much. Shi's father and mother were also very embarrassed, so Aunt Mi let it go.
Although Shi Yiren's parents are good people, the problem of Shi's grandmother cannot be ignored. Mi Yan dare not tell her mother that she is in love with Shi Yiren.
She is afraid that her mother will beat her to death.
"Hey, let's talk about it later." Mi Yan sighed with some worry.
She is just in the stage of dating Shi Yiren now, and she doesn't want to think about it so much.
However, Mi Yan didn't expect that the matter was still not hidden. The next morning, Mi Yan was awakened by the urgent ringing of the phone. After answering the phone, Shi Yiren's anxious voice came from the other end: "Baby, my grandma just secretly looked through my mobile phone and found out about our relationship. She is coming to your house now!"
Mi Yan was startled and woke up immediately: "Fuck, your grandma is sick!"
She put on her shoes in a hurry, and just after leaving the room, she heard a huge There was a knock on the door. Mi Yan was startled and said quickly, "I'll go..."
Before she could finish her words, Aunt Mi had already walked over and opened the door. Seeing that it was Grandma Shi at the door, she frowned and
said, "What are you doing here?!" Grandma Shi narrowed her eyes and looked sarcastic. She scolded, "That little bitch in your family actually hooked up with our Yiren. She is like the daughter of a woman. Come and see how shameless this little bitch is..."
"How can you talk like that!" Aunt Mi was so angry that her eyes went dark: "You old thing, after so many years, you are spreading rumors about my daughter again, right?"
Grandma Shi was not afraid of her at all. She was older now, and her personality had not become calmer. Instead, she relied on her age and no one cared about her, and she became more and more fond of making trouble: "How did I spread rumors? I saw it clearly. Your little bitch hooked up with our Yiren, and now she doesn't even listen to his grandmother!"
Mi Yan was so angry that she was shaking all over. She had never confronted Grandma Shi before. Her mother hated Grandma Shi, but she didn't really hate her. But now, she clearly felt how annoying Grandma Shi was.
"We are in a normal relationship. Don't say such harsh words!" Mi Yan said loudly.
Who knew that Grandma Shi seemed to have caught something on her. She pointed at Mi Yan's nose and said, "See, your daughter admitted that she had an affair with my grandson!"
"You..."
"Grandma, stop making trouble!" Shi Yiren went to call his parents. He was a little late. He heard Grandma Shi's words from a distance and felt terrible.
After he finished speaking, he looked at Mi Yan. The latter's eyes were red and she had already cried.
Shi Yiren felt distressed and helpless. He asked himself countless times why he had such a grandma.
"I've told you so many times, you can talk to anyone, why do you have to go to the Shi family!" Aunt Mi didn't expect her daughter to really fall in love with Shi Yiren, and she was so angry that she couldn't see anything.
Mi Yan sniffed and didn't dare to say anything.
She thought that falling in love was nothing, but she didn't expect Grandma Shi to be so unreasonable and say such harsh words.
There was a lot of noise here, and many neighbors were attracted. Jiang Yiqing also came out to see what was going on. When he saw Aunt Mi being grabbed and scolded by Grandma Shi, he frowned and walked over.
"Oh, your daughter has hooked up with more than one man!" Grandma Shi opened her mouth and said with her hands on her hips: "I tell you, I am Yiren's real grandmother. Your little bitch, don't even think about marrying into our Shi family!"
"You think we are so precious, your grandson deserves to be a bachelor for the rest of his life!" Aunt Mi retorted.
Jiang Yiqing glanced at Grandma Shi and the Shi family members who were in pain and helpless, raised his eyebrows, and his voice was not loud, but it was enough for everyone to hear clearly: "But, are you really Shi Yiren's real grandmother?"