Chapter 058
The great bodhi in the back was still gossiping silently when a strange voice came into his ears.
[Oh, really? The abbot and the nun were a couple before? ?]
Da Bodhi didn't notice. He said, "Yes, before the abbot was ordained, he was about to get married to a nun from that church. They even came here for a date. Later, the nun met the priest of the church and fell in love at first sight. She broke up with the abbot right away."
[Wow, I didn't expect the abbot and the nun had this story. They were even talking about marriage, but in the end, the priest fell in love at first sight and broke up...]
Da Bodhi said, "Who says it's not true? But I tell you, that priest is not a proper priest. The clothes he wears when preaching are not proper religious attire. Moreover, the nun fell in love with the priest at first sight. The priest didn't like the nun, but the abbot."
Lu Xingzhou blinked. Wow, a perfect triangle appeared. The abbot liked the nun, the nun liked the priest, and the priest liked the abbot. It was a perfect closed loop.
They had already arrived at the back, where a large Bodhi tree blocked out the sun. Half of the reason why this temple had been able to endure for so long was due to the large Bodhi tree in front of them.
Red wooden plaques are hung on the tree, and the fluttering ribbons represent the simple wishes of the believers. There is also an incense burner under the Bodhi tree, and the smell of wood incense makes people feel peaceful.
Lu Xingzhou glanced secretly at the abbot, who was standing there talking to a man dressed as a curly-haired priest.
[Hey, this priest is a mixed-race guy, and he's quite good-looking. The abbot is also... quite good-looking.]
A bald head is the best hairstyle to test a man's appearance. This abbot is really good-looking. Judging from his age, he is about 30 years old. He looks like a man with no desires and a clear mind. The priest opposite him stares at the abbot.
Lu Xingzhou pretended to enjoy the scenery, but in his heart he was still chatting with the Great Bodhi Bagua in front of him.
[Grandpa Bodhi, how did the abbot become the abbot later on, and what about the nuns and priests?]
Da Bodhi was in high spirits. He gossiped with Lu Xingzhou, "Oh, you don't know. The three of them met under me. The nun was immediately attracted to the priest. The priest was a double-headed man. Although he wasn't particularly interested in the nun, he was interested in the nun's partner. That night, the two of them got together. The priest even deliberately lured the abbot over and caught them in bed."
[Oh my god, this is so wild! In the pure land of Buddhism, catching an adulterer in bed, the priest is really not a human being.]
Great Bodhi sighed and continued, "Who says it's not true? The abbot in question was furious. The nun even said, 'Who told the abbot to hang peppers on a tree? They were too small.' The abbot was so angry that he almost fainted. When he woke up, he was even angrier. He was about to go up the mountain to commit suicide, but he happened to meet the previous abbot. He was persuaded and decided to become a monk."
[No wonder he's the abbot at such a young age. So, he's the apprentice of the previous abbot. The nun probably followed the priest and became a nun out of love. Did the priest pass on the □□? What's going on?]
Da Bodhi finally met a human being who could gossip with him, so he told him everything.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, what a mess! The nun believes in God out of love, while the priest begins to pester the abbot. He's attracted to the abbot's seemingly easy-to-touch temperament, and he fell even more in love with him after he tonsured him. Now, the priest has coaxed the abbot into leaving the monastery... The nun doesn't even know it. She simply believes that as long as she waits patiently, the priest will eventually leave the monastery for her. Little does she know that the priest is already on the verge of breaking up her ex-fiancé.
Lu Yuner heard the gossip and blinked his eyes. It was exciting.
Deng Mei didn't expect that the clergy could be so excited.
Lu Xingzhou quietly approached the priest and the abbot, and continued to listen with his ears cocked.
The abbot fiddled with the rosary in his hand and looked into the affectionate eyes of the man in front of him. He lowered his head and his ears turned red.
A hint of desire flashed in the priest's eyes. Dragging such a person into the water was his favorite thing to do.
He whispered, "It's okay, I can always wait for you. I'm also sorry about what happened with your ex. That's not what I wanted. I hope you can understand that the one I like has always been you."
"Ahhhhhhhhh, come closer, come closer, what do I hear? The priest is confessing to the abbot???"
"Hey, how can I allow someone like you to defile my Buddha? Abbot, slap him!"
'No, there's an ex? ? '
"Zhou Zhou's gossipy side really makes me look good!"
The abbot's eyes calmed down. He looked up at the priest in front of him and said, "I have long since entered the Buddhist monastery. My past is a thing of the past. I hope you, Father Matt, will not come again."
Lu Xingzhou sighed and shook his head.
If you didn't mention your ex, they might still consider you. But as soon as you mentioned your ex, didn't they look at you with a dead look? Isn't the meaning obvious? In one word: Get lost!
Lu Yuner nodded. Yes, this man was really shameless. I don’t know what kind of person that love-brained nun was.
A trace of regret flashed in the priest's eyes. He didn't quite understand how he had touched that sensitive spot in the person in front of him, but it didn't matter. He had plenty of time. He nodded and said, "Then I'll be leaving first. See you tomorrow."
After saying this, he turned and left, not giving the abbot any chance to refuse.
Lu Xingzhou felt extremely regretful. He really wanted to eat the whole melon.
[What a shame! I should have let that nun see it. The melon would have tasted better if all three of us were present!]
Lu Yun'er thought so too. He turned his eyes and thought, perhaps he could give some guidance.
A familiar voice sounded, and he called out: "Second brother, little brother, why are you here?"
Lu Yun'er and Lu Xingzhou turned around, and their pupils trembled when they saw the person coming.
Lu Xingzhou stammered, “Beijing…Beijing…Beijing circle Buddhist disciples???”
Lu Yousi looked at Lu Xingzhou strangely and said, "What do you mean by a Buddhist disciple in the Beijing circle? I plan to join Baozhuang Temple and become a lay disciple."
He read Buddhist scriptures at home for the whole morning, and after much reflection, he decided to completely break away from the worldly life. He even shaved his head, thinking he might as well become a Buddhist.
So he searched the Internet for a long time and found that as long as he paid money at Baozhuang Temple, he could become a lay disciple and return to secular life at any time.
So he came over, changed into Chinese style clothes and brought Buddhist beads.
Lu Yuner closed his eyes. How come he didn’t realize that his fourth brother was a fool? He always thought that it was Xiaowu who was stupid, but he didn’t expect that Xiaosi was the one with a stupid brain.
The person in front of me was wearing a white double-breasted robe with pants of the same color. He had a Bodhi rosary on his hand with the red tassel sticking out.
Lu Xingzhou is just a good guy.
He looked at his fourth brother, wanting to say something but stopping himself.
[It's only been a whole morning since we last met. Is this genius doctor suddenly turning into a Buddhist in the Beijing circle? No, is Fourth Brother sick? They say doctors don't treat themselves. How about I call Dad and have him take Fourth Brother to a psychiatrist?]
Lu Yousi held his breath in his heart. He didn't know whether he should be happy that Xiaoliu called him Fourth Brother, or angry that Xiaoliu thought he had mental problems.
He opened his mouth, wanting to explain but not knowing how to say it, and the commentators were all laughing.
'Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, you fucking Beijing Buddhist, Zhou Zhou, tell me, what on earth do you usually watch!'
"To be honest, it does look like it. I'm qualified to be in the Beijing circle. I'm also qualified to be a Buddhist disciple. I shave my head and prepare to become a monk. Is there a problem? No problem."
'Hahahaha, you Beijing Buddhists, you're killing me with laughter.'
"No, this guy is my senior. He finally gave up studying medicine and decided to become a monk."
"God bless you if you persuade others to study medicine. Our seniors are all going to become monks. Looking at the book in my hand, why don't I become a monk too."
"No, Junior Brother, you..."
The fourth senior brother who was on vacation was bored and casually scanned the latest programs. Who knew that as soon as he clicked in, he saw that his junior brother was going to become a monk. This was too much, so he quickly called the teacher.
Meng Xianming's phone suddenly rang as he was organizing his recent articles. He looked and saw it was his fourth disciple. He picked up the phone, but before he could ask what was going on, he heard the fourth disciple say, "Teacher, my junior brother is going to become a monk!"
Meng Xianming almost dropped the cup in his hand and said, "What???"
Thinking of some seemingly plausible things his apprentice had sent him recently, he quickly called him.
Lu Yousi of Baozhuang Temple has not yet explained that he is just preparing to practice and become a lay disciple.
His phone was bombarded with messages from his teacher. He was just kidding. This young disciple was Meng Xianming's most satisfied disciple, a genius. The theories he proposed put even him, a Western medicine teacher, to shame. Now he was told that his young disciple wanted to become a monk?!
Lu Yousi glanced at the livestream and sighed. He picked up the phone and heard Meng Xianming's voice. He asked cautiously, "Xiao Si, what's been bothering you lately? Tell me, and I'll make the decision for you. You can't become a monk. The medical industry in China is still waiting for you to revitalize it."
Lu Yousi was silent for a moment. He had never been able to bring himself to ask his teacher not to accept a disciple. Listening to his teacher's voice, Lu Yousi said, "I just... have become a little interested in Buddhism recently."
Meng Xianming's heart nearly stopped. He quickly said, "This isn't interesting at all. Put down what you're holding now, take the bus home, lie down on the bed, close your eyes, and report back as soon as you wake up."
Lu Yousi looked at the strange expressions on Lao Er and Zhou Zhou's faces, and said, "Alright, then you can't accept any more disciples, especially female ones!"
Meng Xianming hadn't figured out what this had to do with his decision to accept a disciple, but when he thought of his offended disciple, he quickly said, "Alright, alright, alright, I won't accept you. You're my youngest disciple! Xiao Si, have you been emotionally hurt?"
Meng Xianming's voice was cautious. This was the only thing he could think of. Otherwise, why would they not allow him to accept a female disciple?
Before, this guy always said that having a junior sister is not bad, but now he says that, he must have been cheated out of money and sex...
Lu Yousi's eyes widened, Lu Xingzhou almost laughed out loud, and Lu Yun'er couldn't help but chuckled. If he didn't know the whole story, he would have thought that Lu Yousi had been cheated of his money and sex.
Otherwise, why would there be such a terrible commotion?
"Ah, all the elements are in place. Next, a heroine, bright and beautiful, cool and aloof, or lovely, will come to save our fourth brother."
"Lu Yun'er, look at the noise you're making. You're squealing like a pig. No, I can't help it either. Hahahahahaha."
"Zhou Zhou is still the calmest, but if his fourth brother wore a monk's robe and had a red dot between his eyebrows, oh well, I wouldn't be in trouble either."
The ignored abbot looked at Lu Yousi and began to empathize with him. The main reason was that Lu Yousi accidentally pressed the play button, allowing Teacher Meng's voice to be played. He didn't hear anything else, but he heard it, wondering if you had suffered any emotional hurt.
This made him think of himself. He touched his rosary and turned around and walked away.
He patted Lu Yousi and said, "Donor...some things can't be solved by becoming a monk."
For example, he is still very sad now, damn, he is obviously not a child, okay! !
This sentence hurt him for so many years. When he went back, his parents asked him about it carefully. He really couldn't bear it anymore. He wanted to go up the mountain to calm down. The abbot at that time mistakenly thought that he wanted to jump off the cliff. He was really tired, so he simply became a monk.
Lu Yousi is in great pain now, and he wishes he could disappear from this world immediately.
He calmly said to the person on the other end of the phone, "I wasn't hurt at all. I just have a little interest in Buddhist scriptures."
Meng Xianming was so distressed that he quickly said, "Okay, okay, you didn't. Just rest at home for a day and then come back."
Lu Yousi's eyes were dead. Very good, his teacher had completely misunderstood him. So be it, he gave up.
He hung up the phone and met Lu Xingzhou's worried eyes. Good, I misunderstood too.
Ahhhh, could Fourth Brother have been scammed while abroad? Otherwise, how could he suddenly become like this? During the time he's been home, he seems to have given me a death wish in his eyes from time to time. Woohoo, my poor Fourth Brother, no wonder he suddenly became disillusioned with the world and wanted to shave his head.
Lu Yuner lowered his head to hide his distorted smile. Very good, this character is good. Fourth Brother, go ahead and admit it.
Lu Yousi had obviously given up on himself. He said calmly, "Forget it. I give up. I'm going back first."
The abbot obviously felt that the lost lamb in front of him listened to his words. He nodded and said with a relieved expression: "Go back, child."
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