Chapter 068
I just arrived today and will officially start filming tomorrow. As for where I live, it’s of course the old house. Don’t look at what it looks like now, but the house has been swept clean. I just need to tidy up and make the bedding and I can move in.
As for the toilet, the house's sewage system is fine, otherwise it would have rotted long ago due to being flushed by the waterfall for a long time.
They put their things down first and walked straight up the mountain.
Lu Xingzhou is now proficient in martial arts. Although he has no internal strength, he can still climb over the wall in two steps without any problem.
So he is not afraid of his own safety at all.
The group quietly moved to the back of the mountain and climbed up the slope. The group of monkeys were preparing for this on the other side of the river.
They are not familiar with the monkeys here. Yesterday, it was the little monkey who started the fight first and was naughty, so he went to find the group of big monkeys.
It’s different now. They are outsiders, so if they want to watch, they have to watch quietly.
The monkey king's fur was somewhat gray, and he looked quite old. He was sitting on the highest point, looking down. The monkeys were sitting in a circle, chattering, and two strong monkeys below were standing opposite each other.
Lu Xingzhou couldn't get enough of watching from here, so he looked at his second brother and said, "Brother, do you want to go up and take a look?"
Lu Yun'er nodded subconsciously, and then his whole body was suspended in the air, and was brought up to the tree by Lu Xingzhou in two moves.
Lu Yun'er looked down and hissed, "This guy is proficient in martial arts, there's something special about him."
That tree was only about that tall yesterday, but this tree is almost three meters tall.
Deng Mei opened his mouth slightly and looked at Lu Xingzhou. No, this guy is too fast, right?
The action is also very cool. It would be so cool if it were a martial arts movie.
Unfortunately, he is now making horror movies.
The two people couldn't keep up, so they could only find a favorable terrain to shoot.
The live broadcast room was already familiar with Lu Xingzhou's operation, but it was still shocking to see Lu Xingzhou pulling Lu Yun'er's feet onto the tree trunk and climbing up in no time.
'No, has this person learned anything?'
"This action is so cool, I have a good suspicion that he knows martial arts."
'Hold on, what are those monkeys doing over there?'
"Where is my golden translator?"
Deng Mei picked up the drone and launched it into the air. The drone landed next to Lu Xingzhou. Lu Xingzhou looked at the wheat on it and remembered that he had taken the wheat off when he took off his clothes.
He picked up the microphone and went up. Deng Mei mouthed the words to him: "Translate."
Lu Xingzhou nodded with a smile. He looked at the monkeys below and said, "Now we are watching a love triangle between monkeys."
He pointed at one of the monkeys and said, "This is Lily, the monkey seeking a husband. That's Xiao Ming, and that's Xiao Jie."
Lu Yuner subconsciously asked: "How did you know?"
Lu Xingzhou said confidently, "I got it for them."
Lu Yun'er looked at him with dead eyes. Lu Xingzhou continued, "The story goes like this: the Monkey King is old and wants to abdicate. The monkey group has chosen two strong monkeys, Xiao Ming and Xiao Jie. The Monkey King also has a daughter, Lily. The Monkey King has said that if you become the Monkey King, you must marry his daughter, otherwise he will not abdicate."
Lu Xingzhou continued his explanation with great emotion: "Xiao Jie wanted to be the Monkey King, so he volunteered to participate. As for Xiao Ming, he didn't want to join at first, but when he heard that Xiao Jie was going to be with Lily, he became unhappy."
Lu Yun'er sighed and said, "So, they're going to compete?"
Lu Xingzhou smiled and said, "Xiao Ming has his heart set on Xiao Jie, and Xiao Jie also has a crush on Xiao Ming. But becoming the Monkey King is more important to him, so he's left his beloved behind and focused solely on power. Lily is different. She likes both. When she saw two strong male monkeys fighting for her, she was very happy. So she's ready to wait for one of them to lose, and then she'll challenge the winner to become the new Monkey King."
"Oh, it's so complicated."
"Is this the legendary me?"
"Xiaojie is no good, he's not even as good as Lily."
'I really believed it.'
"What about Xiao Ming? What does Xiao Ming think?"
'Gay monkeys.'
Lu Yun'er looked down and saw that the two monkeys were about to fight.
Lu Xingzhou continued, "Xiao Ming is a pure-hearted male monkey. He plans to take Xiao Jie into his fish pond if he wins."
Following the roar of the old monkey king, Xiao Ming and Xiao Jie started fighting. Perhaps because they were concerned about each other, their fighting style became a little more polite.
That is to say, use force to hammer it.
Even so, the audience in the live broadcast room still watched this scene with great interest. Just kidding, this was a real fight, and no one cared.
Lu Xingzhou watched silently. Lu Yuner asked him curiously, "So what are you going to do?"
Lu Xingzhou said with a grin, "I'm going to wait for whoever wins the fight, then go down and treat his wounds, and then use the Monkey King to command the rest of the monkeys."
Lu Yuner was silent for a moment, then he silently raised a thumbs up and said, "You can do it."
Lu Xingzhou said with a smile: "It's so hot in the summer, don't you want to eat something good?"
Lu Yun'er was silent for a moment. He stopped talking. He struggled, but Zhou Zhou bribed him.
Lu Xingzhou’s idea was very simple. It was Monkey’s Strict Selection, and everyone who had eaten it said it was good. He had just felt it and found that the water in the pool was not good. There was no electricity here, so if he wanted to eat something cold, he had to find a way.
The monkeys must know where to find ice water. When the time comes, ask them to freeze some Coke and watermelon, and also help find some delicious fruits. Wouldn’t that be great?
I can also ask them to run errands for me, and I will definitely pay them when the time comes.
The two monkeys below gradually became angry. You grabbed my fur and I scratched your butt, and the other monkeys were also chattering.
Lu Xingzhou sighed and said, "Xiao Ming is going to lose..."
Lu Yun'er looked down suspiciously, and sure enough, the soft-hearted Xiao Ming was knocked to the ground by Xiao Jie's punch.
The monkeys raised their long arms and clapped their hands in cheers.
Lu Xingzhou said, "Lily is going to be eliminated."
A roar was heard, and a smaller female monkey jumped down, chattering at the old monkey king.
The old monkey king glanced at her lazily and waved his hand to indicate that he was fine.
The female monkey came down and exchanged a few words with the male monkey who had won the fight, and then the two monkeys started fighting again.
"I knocked, and my mother asked me why I knelt down."
"Niu, I would like to call you a modern living translator."
'It's truly amazing.'
"So, he's really going to go get some bargains later?"
Lu Yuner looked curiously at the fight below and asked, "I remember that all monkey kings are male, right?"
Lu Xingzhou's smile widened as he said, "Yes, but you have to allow the rules to evolve."
The rule in the past was that there were only male monkeys because the female monkeys could not beat the male monkeys. What if one who could beat the male monkeys appeared?
Then the world belonging to female monkeys has arrived.
The strong are respected and the winner is king. The monkey’s rule is very simple.
The female monkey punched Xiaojie's lower body. Lu Yun'er silently clamped her thighs together. Director Deng below was also stunned and hissed silently.
Xiaojie fell to the ground in pain, and Lily won!
Lu Xingzhou smiled and said, "Look, everyone has a chance, and those with ability will be promoted. It's a fair rule."
Lu Xingzhou's words were quite meaningful. He remembered the situation in the mountain village he had searched yesterday. He shook his head and jumped down with Lu Yun'er. He wanted to show off his skills, so he tapped the branches with his toes, took a deep breath, and jumped to another tree.
"Mom, he flew! Martial arts really exist, right?!"
"How can I explain this? Italy really needs to make concrete."
"Wow, this move is awesome! Has Zhou Zhou been learning martial arts since he was a kid?"
Lu Yun'er's mind went blank, and then excitement came over him. Lu Xingzhou landed directly in the middle of the monkey group. He looked at the female monkey and said with a smile: "Hello, new monkey king."
The monkeys, who had been quiet at first, became agitated after hearing Lu Xingzhou's words.
Lily also cheered. She looked at Lu Xingzhou, who said, "Do you need me to help you with your wound?"
Lily was a little hesitant. She looked at the two-legged beast in front of her. It smelled good and looked like a good person.
She looked at her grandfather, and the old monkey king waved his hand. He had lived for so long and was familiar with the situation of humans.
He could feel that this person had no ill intentions.
Lily followed Lu Xingzhou obediently. Lu Yuner asked, "Isn't it inappropriate for the Monkey King to be called Lily?"
Lu Xingzhou shook his head and said, "No, you can't judge a person by their name alone. The same goes for monkeys."
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