Chapter 116
Speaking of this, Lu Xingzhou was no longer sleepy. He leaned over and asked quietly, "Are you...living together with your girlfriend?"
Zhou Wuguang swallowed his saliva and quickly shook his head, "No, I'm not that kind of person. It's just that when she comes to play at my house occasionally, my little hamster becomes a little weird."
Lu Xingzhou blinked, he understood!
[Ah... How should I tell him that his girlfriend is a pervert... And she's not even a woman... She's a man, a dark, perverted, animal-torturing scum...]
Zhou Wuguang looked at Lu Xingzhou's sympathetic eyes and had a bad feeling in his heart.
Lu Xingzhou clicked his tongue and said, "You met him when you were feeding stray cats at school, right?"
Zhou Wuguang nodded and said, "Yes, she is not from our school. She is from the university next door and came to our school to visit a friend. I was feeding the cats at the time, and she came over with a very gentle smile. At that time, the cats all ran away, and she told me very sadly that the animals didn't like her..."
"That's not to say I don't like him. He was looking for someone to abuse that day, and he happened to run into you. You're sunny and cheerful, with a bright smile. Your sunny demeanor is the most attractive to this dark type."
Zhou Xinglu's face turned cold and he stopped moving his hands.
Zhou Wuguang smiled shyly and said, "I comforted her at the time, and then we started chatting. Later, we added each other's contact information and slowly got together. I have a little hamster that I found in the green belt outside. It's super cute and cool. When I brought her home, I showed her the hamster. Strangely, the hamster, who is usually very calm, ran away when he saw her."
Zhou Wuguang was a little distressed when he said this. He continued, "The second time, my hamster was particularly hostile to her. It even tried to scratch me with its little claws..."
"Isn't that just a hostile act? He's trying to save you. He knows he's a pervert and is afraid that you, his inexperienced owner, will get hurt..."
Zhou Wuguang looked at Lu Xingzhou and said, "So I want you to help me find out what's going on. Is there anything I don't know about?"
Lu Xingzhou sighed slowly and said, "You are really lucky."
[That shady guy was planning to kill you... and now that the plan is complete, you're here with your uncle...]
Thinking of this, Lu Xingzhou was happy.
[No, it's a dating show, and no one on it really wants to be in love. That's not right, there's one, Gu Chen...]
Lu Yuner rolled his eyes when he heard this. Gu Chen is a piece of trash.
Zhou Wuguang looked puzzled, and Lu Yuner asked silently, "Is anyone home now?"
He quickly said, "No one's there, but I installed surveillance."
He turned on the surveillance camera and saw his little hamster lying flat in the cage with a stern look on its face. Judging from the picture, the surveillance camera was facing the hamster cage.
Lu Xingzhou blinked and said, wow, this can’t be called a hamster cage, this is a small amusement park.
Lu Xingzhou asked, "Can you hear the sound over there?"
Zhou Wuguang nodded and said, "Sure. I bought a special visual camera that can transmit sound."
Lu Xingzhou asked, "What's your hamster's name?"
Zhou Wuguang touched his head and said, "Xiaocang..."
Zhou Xinglu walked over and looked at the little hamster and said, "Your name is really simple and clear."
Zhou Wuguang was obviously a little nervous. He said dryly, "Uncle, when did you come here?"
Lu Xingzhou was a little curious. He looked at him with a half-smile and said, "When you were talking about your girlfriend."
Zhou Wuguang immediately gave a desperate look. Lu Xingzhou asked curiously, "You are not young anymore, what's wrong with falling in love?"
Zhou Wuguang was silent for a moment and then said, "My mother asked a fortune teller to tell me that I can't fall in love before I turn 25. She said it would be life-threatening."
Lu Xingzhou was silent for a moment. How should I put it? The master's calculations seemed to be correct...
Zhou Xinglu glanced at Zhou Wuguang and said, "You... forget it."
Lu Xingzhou asked Zhou Wuguang to turn on the phone. He called into the phone, "Xiao Cang Xiao Cang, please reply."
Xiaocang, who was lying outside the cabin, rolled over, ran to the camera and started squeaking.
Ogura was asking who was talking.
The voice clearly didn't belong to his idiot master.
Lu Xingzhou said in a low voice: "I am your master's friend, and I want to talk to you about your master's girlfriend."
Xiaocang's black eyes glazed over for a moment, and he squeaked softly, "You can understand what I'm saying, Shushu. Are you the God of Animals?"
Lu Xingzhou had a puzzled look on his face. He asked, "What animal god?"
Xiaocang squeaked, "I heard about this when I was out there exploring the martial arts world. I heard that he was originally the God of Cats, and he conquered the local bully, the cow cat. Then he helped those people who had iron rice bowls, and he even raised a big tiger. He was directly upgraded from the God of Cats to the God of Animals."
Lu Xingzhou didn't know what to say. He wanted to say that he was not, but every single thing seemed to be referring to him.
He neither admitted nor denied it, and Ogura immediately became excited.
He squeaked anxiously, "Animal God, please tell Shushu's stupid master that the man is a pervert and tell him to separate from him immediately, otherwise Shushu and I won't be able to protect him..."
Ogura sighed. He had already prepared for the worst. He was going to activate his rat meridian and find a rat to bite the pervert. This way, the pervert would not be able to contact his master for a while. Then he could go find those birds to find a solution. After all, some birds can talk.
Fortunately, his master was lucky enough to meet the kind god of animals.
Lu Xingzhou said, "I think I know everything. Just stay home and wait for your master to come home. Everything will be resolved."
He turned to look at Zhou Wuguang, his expression becoming a little complicated. This kid... is really lucky. He met a hamster that has a wide network of stray rats in the wild, and the hamster is willing to stay with him.
Does this mean that people who love to laugh will have good luck?
Lu Xingzhou organized his words and told Zhou Wuguang a brief account. Then, Zhou Wuguang's smile gradually broke. He said in disbelief, "He's a man? He wants to kill me?"
Lu Xingzhou touched his chin and said, "To be more precise, I'll break your legs and rip out your heart and eat it."
Zhou Wuguang stepped forward and said, "How is this any different from killing me?"
Lu Xingzhou probed, "The difference is that he wants to merge with your heart because he loves you?"
Zhou Xinglu didn't express any opinion, he just looked at Zhou Wuguang. Zhou Wuguang covered his face. He knew nothing, so don't look at him like that.
Zhou Xinglu said, "Okay, I'll inform my second sister-in-law that this person can't stay."
Lu Xingzhou leaned over and said, "He just wants to kill someone right now, and he hasn't even done anything yet. All he has left now is animal cruelty... What should we do?"
Zhou Xinglu raised his lips slightly and said, "Sometimes social death is almost the same as real death."
He touched Lu Xingzhou's head and said, "Thank you, Zhou Zhou, you have helped me a lot again."
Lu Yuner patted Zhou Wuguang, pulled him up and said, "Come on, poor thing, go get something to drink."
He now only felt that he and Zhou Wuguang had some sympathy for each other. After all, the people they met were all perverts.
Speaking of which, Gu Chen is better than that pervert. After all, he is still a living person in Gu Chen's eyes.
Lu Yousen, who was passing by, sneered. As a male supporting actor, he said that this was all because their fighting power was too weak. If it were him...
No matter whether it was Gu Chen or that pervert, it was good enough that they were able to keep their lives.
After a long period of ideological persuasion, Xu Ruoqi came over aggressively. Just when Lu Xingzhou was confused, he immediately hugged his legs and said, "Brother! Can I...can I play with the little killer whales?"
Lu Xingzhou was wondering why, but he said, "Of course, the little killer whales love humans and love playing with them."
He looked at Zhao Qingyi who was studying the tortoise shell pattern and said, "Qingyi, stop looking. Even if you look, you can't own it."
Zhao Qingyi sighed with regret. She touched the sea turtle's shell and said, "What a pity."
The shell of this spiritual turtle is the best... But the hawksbill turtle is now a protected species, so she can't be tortured...
Lu Xingzhou thought about it, then he blew a whistle. Seagulls in the distance flew up, circling over the sea and screaming.
After a while, an emerald green parrot flew over from the direction of the island, spreading its wings and flying towards this side.
Lu Xingzhou originally didn’t want to call him Fubao because Fubao’s color was too conspicuous and he had no means of self-protection.
Although it can fly, the other party has a gun.
Hu Qi is the most suitable one. Although he is a white fox, he only needs to hide his whereabouts. Lu Xingzhou looked towards the cabin, where a pile of furry white was hanging on it, and it was obvious that it had not recovered yet.
Fubao landed on the railing. He tilted his head, looked at Lu Xingzhou, and shouted, "What are you doing, beauty? A bird is coming~"
Xu Ruoheng looked at Fubao and said with a sigh, "Fubao is really smart."
Fubao raised his little head proudly and quacked, "Fubao is the best, Fubao is awesome."
Lu Xingzhou smiled and said, "Nothing, I just missed you and wanted to see if you were okay."
Fubao jumped down, stood beside Lu Xingzhou and rubbed his head against him.
Lu Xingzhou patted Fubao's head and said to him in his heart, "Fubao, can you send it to that island over there? I have something to ask of you, and it might be a little dangerous."
Fubao was silent. He cackled twice and said in bird language: "What's the matter? Birds can handle it. Birds are not afraid."
There's a group of scary people over there. I want Fubao to help me check out the situation, but they might hurt Fubao. Originally, Hu Qi was supposed to go, but...
Fubao looked back at Hu Qi who was lying there paralyzed and immediately understood.
Fubao's black eyes were full of fighting spirit, and he was about to spread his wings and take off.
Lu Xingzhou quickly hugged him. He looked at Zhou Xinglu next to him and whispered, "Brother Xinglu, do you think the director has a pinhole camera?"
Zhou Xinglu didn't ask, he said: "The director doesn't have it, but I do. The camera on my computer is detachable."
Lu Xingzhou looked at him in surprise and said, "Can you lend it to me?"
Zhou Xinglu raised his eyebrows and said, "I can even give it to you."
After saying that, he stood up and went to dismantle the camera. Lu Xingzhou looked at him and hesitated for a moment before saying, "Aren't you going to ask me what I'm doing?"
Zhou Xinglu smiled at him comfortingly and said, "I believe you."
Lu Xingzhou was deeply moved by these words. How to put it, it was as if no matter what he did, Zhou Xinglu would believe in him unconditionally.
Lu Yousen clicked his tongue. He had already reported to his superiors that this area was not far from China's waters. In addition, according to Zhou Zhou, there were many people who were sold in there. Therefore, as long as they got the evidence, China could send the navy to attack and rescue Chinese citizens.
By the way, just clean this place up.
Although Lu Yousen is on vacation, he still has to cooperate with the action as the reporter.
Someone has been sent over, and a message will be sent when they are about to arrive. At that time, Lu Yousen will make arrangements and provide intelligence.
After Zhou Xinglu handed the thing to Lu Xingzhou, he sent a file to Lu Yousen. When the file was opened, it was full of chat messages between Gu Chen and the other party. Lu Yousen raised his eyebrows at Zhou Xinglu.
Zhou Xinglu didn't look at him either, but just looked at Lu Xingzhou quietly. He did it for Lu Xingzhou, so...
Lu Yousen clicked his tongue again.
Xu Ruoqi was still squatting there diligently waiting for the killer whales. After a while, the killer whales came back and used their tails to push the cleaned turtles aside.
One of the little killer whales whimpered in a clip-shaped voice: "Baby, we are back, I have a surprise for you~"
Another little killer whale gave this little killer whale a tail: "Scheming bitch, what do you mean by me? It's us!"
The little killer whale looked at Lu Xingzhou with grievance and said teasingly, "Since brother said so, it must be like this over there."
The irritable killer whale brother immediately became furious. He lifted a box and pushed it onto the board with water. Then he pressed it down with a killer whale, beating it while saying, "I'll let you pinch me, I'll let you do mischief, I'll let you be a green tea."
Lu Xingzhou observed it for a moment, and after confirming it was just a joke, he looked at the slightly larger box and said, "What is this???"
After beating his younger brother, the killer whale came over and said, "Those little tops' things are not good, ours are good~ Let's give them to you~"
Lu Xingzhou touched his little heart, he felt as if he was being pampered by the two little killer whales in front of him.
[Is this what it means when a domineering killer whale falls in love with me? ]
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