Mu Lao's face darkened instantly:
"If you hadn't mentioned this hairdo, I would still consider you my big brother!"
Old Teng was smiling. His favorite thing in his life was to stab people in the heart.
"Brother, the color of your foundation today is a little off. Could it be that you put on some soot?"
Mu Lao was completely defeated: "I am making my fart explode. Are you satisfied with my fart explosion?"
Mr. Teng: "Tell me, at your age, how come you still can't take a joke?"
Mu Lao: ???
Damn it!
Are you kidding? I'm going to kill you!
Mu Lao ran away angrily. He had no chance to communicate with the old man, and he was afraid that he would be angry to death if he stayed.
Jiang Wan raised her eyebrows and looked at this most vicious old man with great interest. It turned out that he was also a naughty boy.
"You three... three and a half, what are you doing here?"
Three and a half?
Pipi widened his eyes in disbelief: "You said I'm half?"
Old Teng smiled and said, "You are such a small thing, but you are only half a person."
There was a sound of grinding teeth in the air.
"Mom, I want to bite him, okay?"
"Oh? Kid, you want to bite me? Do you have teeth?"
Pipi was furious: "You, you, you! How dare you humiliate me? I'm already grown up, I'm super fierce!!!"
Mr. Teng had the mentality of a child and immediately leaned back in his chair:
"Grown up? Not at all, little kid, be a good boy. Grandpa will buy you some candy."
Pipi raised his head proudly: "I don't like eating candy, I just like eating your fingers."
Jiang Wan thought for a moment, "Could it be that the old man is afraid?"
Elder Teng stood up, walked to the opposite side of Jiang Wan, and pointed his finger:
"How could I, an old man half buried in the dirt, be afraid of a little brat like you? Go ahead and bite me. I want to see if you've grown teeth."
He was not polite at all and just blew a mouthful of it.
The scene was completely silent...
A slight sting and numbness, like a bug bite.
The zombie virus in the zombie king is different from that of ordinary zombies. It has a paralyzing effect and will not be too painful. It can definitely evolve into an intelligent special zombie.
The calm Mr. Teng's expression suddenly changed.
He keenly discovered that his wood-related ability had disappeared.
What followed was an indescribable sense of power.
He is almost seventy years old. Although the physical fitness of people with special abilities is better than that of ordinary people, he has also aged a lot.
But now he felt that he could knock down a bull with his bare hands!
"What kind of power is this?"
Jiang Wan felt that this old man must be confused and couldn't even detect the zombie virus.
"This is the power of the Zombie King. Congratulations, old man! From now on, you will be a special-class zombie under the Zombie King."
Mr. Teng was confused.
Why can he understand every word the girl says, but can't understand when they are put together?
"You...are you saying that I've become a zombie now? Or a special-grade zombie? The kind with rationality? Damn, am I that advanced now?"
Jiang Wan:......
"You are a zombie now, not a mutant. From now on you will be on the opposite side of humanity."
Mr. Teng looked at his strong biceps and glared:
"What are you talking about? What zombies? Aren't superpowers also transferred from the zombie virus? Besides, zombies are also transformed from humans. We are of the same origin, so why are you so anxious to fight each other?"
After saying that, Mr. Teng somersaulted a few times on the spot and threw a series of punches.
"No, no one ever told me that being a zombie would be so cool. I feel like I'm thirty years younger. If you had told me earlier, I would have thrown myself into the arms of a zombie a long time ago. Cuihua, here I come. I can finally have an adult love affair with you!"
Netizen: ???
[No, there's something wrong with this Wood City Lord! ]
[His mental state was extremely advanced. Didn't he see the expressions on Jiang Wan and the others' faces? His jaw almost hit his feet.]
[Emmm, normally speaking, at my age, the relationship I'm in should be called a sunset romance.]
[Grandpa: After being a superpowered person my whole life, I finally realized how cool it is to be a zombie. Do all you zombies eat this good?]
【Your uncle will always be your uncle. 】
Just when Mr. Teng was happily preparing to go out on a date, Jiang Wan waved his hand mercilessly.
"Monkey, come here."
So Mr. Teng came back the same way he went.
Mr. Teng: ???
"Hey hey hey? Why am I back? My Cuihua is still waiting for me."
Jiang Wan patted Mr. Teng on the shoulder:
"You don't know, but being a zombie is good in every way except disobeying the orders of the Zombie King. From today on, you are my little brother...er, my brother!"
Old Teng was completely baffled and was about to teach this ignorant youngster a lesson, but he didn't expect that he would end up flattering him.
"Okay, my king. You are truly a beautiful and intelligent corpse. I am willing to obey your orders and serve you tirelessly. It would be my honor to serve you as long as you can use me."
Jiang Wan looked at Pipi expressionlessly:
"Why do the other zombies just agree respectfully, but this old guy flatters so much?"
Pipi lay in Qi'an's arms and yawned:
"Maybe it's because he's a chatterbox."
Chatterbox Teng Lao blinked and said, "Can I go on a date then, my king?"
The corners of Jiang Wan's mouth twitched. It was already so late and he was still thinking about a date.
Marta pouted and said, "What a shameless old fellow! He's so good at flattering people! I'm the most loyal lackey of the Goddess!"
Jiang Wan simply gave orders and asked Mr. Teng to take them to the central water source. The most urgent thing was to put the special medicine in first so as to avoid being beaten.
Jiang Wan put her arm around Marta's shoulders. Ever since she took this little koi with her, her journey has been too smooth.
I thought Mucheng would be difficult to deal with, but I didn't expect it to be taken so easily.
Because of the leadership of the Lord of Mucheng, everyone along the way was very respectful and sprinkled the special medicine into the water source effortlessly.
The zombie virus has existed for a long time, and many plants have been mutated, especially in Wooden City, which is basically full of mutated plants.
Wood-type mutants can communicate and establish relationships with alienated plants, manipulating them to defend or attack.
Old Teng watched Jiang Wan pouring something into his water source and subconsciously wanted to stop him, but his body was unable to make any movement to disobey Jiang Wan.
After Jiang Wan finished pouring the medicine, she opened her mouth:
"You... are poisoning? Do you want everyone in Wood City to die? Or do you want them all to turn into zombies!"
Jiang Wan smiled and said, "I'm not such a cruel person. I just hope that everyone can return to normal and become normal people."
Teng Lao instantly let out a groundhog scream:
"Oh my God! Back to normal? Do you know how horrible that is!!!"
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