It’s better to keep a low profile when returning to the company, so Shi Xi specially wore a wig and a mask.
I have to say that the director of the escape room variety show is quite thoughtful. Shi Xi really needs this wig.
At around nine in the morning, Shi Xi arrived at the first floor of the company. There were not many people in the elevator hall. A young girl carrying a cup of coffee cautiously glanced at Shi Xi several times.
After a while, the little girl finally mustered up her courage and asked softly, "Excuse me...are you Xiaoshi?"
Shi Xi looked at her: "It is me, you can recognize this?"
The little girl's cheeks were slightly red, and her tone was a little excited: "Other people wearing masks may be difficult to recognize, but you are Xiaoshi, and your signature style is the mask, teardrop mole, and shovel! Although you didn't hold the shovel today, I still recognized you!"
Shi Xi wanted to smile at the little girl, but she couldn't. She could only wink in a friendly way and made a joke: "You are not allowed to bring a shovel to work here."
The little girl was amused by her. She took out a notebook and a pen from her bag and looked at her expectantly: "I'm your fan. I follow your ghost-hunting live broadcasts and variety shows. Can you please sign an autograph for me?"
"Of course." Shi Xi signed his name and handed the book back to the girl: "Thank you for your love."
The little girl looked at her with starry eyes: "You are so gentle. I will continue to support you in the future!"
"Shi Xiao?" A voice sounded behind her. Shi Xi turned around and saw a woman wearing sunglasses and a black suspender skirt walking towards her with her assistant.
The woman took off her sunglasses and raised her red lips: "It's really you, are you signing autographs for your fans?"
Shi Xi nodded and greeted, "Sister Xinya."
Wang Xinya is an actress who signed with the company at the same time as Shi Xi. At that time, everyone said that she and Shi Xi had the most star-like looks among their peers and would definitely become popular.
When she was still a newcomer, Wang Xinya secretly competed with everyone. Later, she became a little famous because of an idol drama. After her resources were upgraded, she cleared all her peers out of her sight.
She is two years older than Shi Xi. When they meet in the company, Shi Xi will greet her out of politeness, but she often ignores him, let alone take the initiative to talk to him.
After entering the elevator, the girl holding the coffee took the initiative to stand in the corner.
Wang Xinya put on sunglasses, with a faint smile on her lips: "Xiao Xiao, I heard that you are very popular recently."
Shi Xi responded casually: "Not really."
"How can you not be considered as such? You became famous for your funny performances in variety shows. You're lucky," Wang Xinya said in a senior tone, "Being an internet celebrity or a variety show star is also good. You can attract a lot of attention just by shaving your head. It's easy and not tiring, and you can make quick money. Acting is different. It's tiring and requires real skills. It's not suitable for you."
The little girl frowned when she heard this. She glanced at Shi Xi secretly and found that Shi Xi was still relaxed and seemed not to take these words to heart.
"You auditioned for the third female role in Phantom, right?" Wang Xinya sighed, and said with pity, "It's a pity that the role was given to my friend. You should work hard to become a variety show star. Acting is not something that everyone can do. Don't waste your time."
The little girl became even angrier after hearing this. She opened her mouth to refute, but was stopped by Shi Xi.
Shi Xi said calmly: "Sister Wang, Xiao Ming's grandfather lived to be 99. Do you know why?"
Wang Xinya took a long time to react, then took off her sunglasses unhappily, her eyebrows raised: "Are you saying that I'm meddling in other people's business?"
When the elevator reached the 8th floor, Wang Xinya glared at Shi Xi and left angrily with her assistant.
"..." The little girl was amazed: "You stopped me just to fight back!" You even changed your words and called her Sister Wang, so, so mean.
Shi Xi spread his hands: "I just want to discuss with her the mystery of Xiao Ming's grandfather's longevity."
"Pfft," the little girl laughed, then quickly became serious again, "Xiao Shi, she's wrong. Your acting is great. When I was watching the escape room variety show, I was shocked by the acting skills of you and Tang Niannian. The NPCs were also scared by you. You must have failed the interview because the director has poor taste."
The little girl got angry again as she spoke, like an angry pufferfish: "And you became famous based on your ability, not luck!"
Shi Xi comforted her, "Calm down, I know she's wrong, and I may not lose."
When auditioning for "The Phantom", the director asked Shi Xi to temporarily change the role, and the third female role was not her...which was quite normal.
The little girl looked at Shi Xi with a firm gaze: "Gold will always shine, you will definitely become a big star!"
Shi Xi: "My little bald head is indeed quite bright."
The little girl was amused by her again: "You said this in such a cold way, it's even funnier."
Shi Xi felt warm in his heart and said to the system: "I really want to smile at her."
The system was touched by this warmth: [The punishment is about to end, I will make an exception and give you one minute of freedom to smile in advance. ]
Shi Xi pulled down his mask and smiled at the little girl, his eyes bright as stars: "Thank you, I will definitely increase the value of my autograph."
The little girl was dazzled by her smile and nodded vigorously: "Come on, hourly workers! Hourly workers will always be with you!"
Shi Xi was stunned: "What is 'hourly worker'?"
Little girl: "It's your fan nickname."
“Isn’t my fan nickname Xiao Xi Yang?” Am I really myself when I ask this question?
"Please call us 'hourly workers' from now on!" The elevator opened again, and the little girl waved to her happily: "I'm here, bye hour!"
The free smile ended, and Shi Xi automatically returned to her cold expression. She opened Weibo and searched, and found the "hourly worker" meme.
Netizen A: [I'm eager to join the fun. What were your fans when you were little called? ]
Shi Xi fans: [Hello, it’s called hourly worker! ]
Netizen A: [This nickname is too silly and not cute at all. Sorry to bother you. Bye. ]
Shi Xi fans: [Young man, please stay! We can also call you Xiao Fen and Xiao Miao! ]
Netizen A: [……]
What a sloppy name.
Shi Xi felt so tired.
When Shi Xi arrived at the office, Lin Wenyi was making coffee. He greeted her with a smile: "Sit down, would you like some coffee?"
"I'll just drink mineral water," Shi Xi picked up the mineral water on the table and took a sip: "Sister Wen Yi, do you have anything to announce today?"
"Why are you so cold today? You always had amorous eyes before." Lin Wenyi sat opposite her with a cup of coffee.
What the hell is peach blossom eyes... Shi Xi held his forehead and said, "I ran into Wang Xinya on the road. She said that her friend will be the third female role in "Phantom."
"You know now," Lin Wenyi lowered his eyes and sighed, "I asked you to come here today because I wanted to discuss this matter with you. The result is out. The third female role is not you, nor Tang Niannian. In the end, it was Liu Shi from Ahua Entertainment."
"Stop pretending to be Sister Wen Yi," Shi Xi guessed it as soon as he saw her expression: "Did I choose Wu Chen?"
“Is my acting so bad?” Lin Wenyi laughed, and wanted to keep it a secret: “It took ten days after the audition to get the result. Do you know why?”
"Why?"
"Because after watching you and Tang Niannian's scenes together, screenwriter Liu Ling had a new inspiration. After discussing with the director, she decided to change the script." Lin Wenyi said with a smile: "Buddha Wuchen didn't have many scenes originally, but now he has become the second male lead, and the nine-tailed fox demon Baiying has also become the second female lead! The director and screenwriter have chosen you to play the role of Wuchen!"
Shi Xi was also very happy to hear the reason.
Lin Wenyi: "The progress of "Phantom" has been delayed due to script changes. The director's intention is that if you are sure to act, sign the contract as soon as possible. I asked you to come here today just to ask you if you have taken a fancy to other scripts."
Shi Xi did not hesitate: "Since I am the reason for them to change the script, of course I have to act in it."
You still have 20 days to go to be bald, don’t waste this look.
Lin Wenyi nodded: "I agree, this kind of situation often brings surprises."
[Congratulations to player "Shi Xi" for completing the "Movie Audition" mission. Your acting talent is increased by 10%. You now have 65% of Lin Ying's acting talent.]
After 10 days, the task was finally completed, and Shi Xi felt a lot more relieved.
Lin Wenyi was a smart person and had smelled the scent of gossip early on. After explaining the serious matters, he winked at Shi Xi and asked, "What's going on between you and Wang Xinya?"
Shi Xi recounted what happened in the elevator: "Wang Xinya once regarded me as an imaginary enemy, but later she felt that she had won too much and kicked me out of the competition. Now I seem to have entered her sight again."
Lin Wenyi sighed, "She was anxious because her defeated opponent turned into her new rival. So when she heard that you failed the audition, she rushed to ridicule you. Were you hit hard? She said you are not suitable to be an actor."
Shi Xi's eyes narrowed slightly: "The facts prove that God is chasing me to feed me."
"I just like your arrogance! The four main actors are still in the confidentiality stage. Before the official announcement, Wang Xinya definitely didn't know that you were playing the second male lead. I can't wait to see her reaction after she knows the truth."
Lin Wenyi was so excited that she drank half a cup of coffee, then remembered something: "By the way, have you not been on Tik Tok recently? After the escape room variety show became popular, the secondary creation video that 'Suibianpaipai' edited for you became popular again, and was played up by your senior fans. You should go and take a look, I think it will be popular again."
时晞确实有一阵没登陆了，她点开某音，在热门上找到了“随便拍拍”剪的视频，就是那个挖尸工小时给法师小时递铲子的视频。
重新上热门后，“随便拍拍”开放了合拍功能，于是时晞的那些长辈粉就开始玩梗了，剪了N个沙雕视频，还明晃晃地@她，让她接受长辈们沉重的爱。
时晞顺着热门话题看到了以下相关视频——
挖尸工小时递出一把铲子，说“你来”，医生npc在“来就来”的旁白中从她手里接过一把骨锯，将玩家逼向角落：“我来了，你敢不敢动？”
挖尸工小时递出一把铲子，P图师从她手中接过一个鼠标，将秃头小时P成了战损小时，简直是百万P图师。
挖尸工小时递出一把铲子，道具师从她手里接过双截棍耍了起来。
类似的视频有很多很多个…
“好玩吧？”林文意笑着预判：“以我的经验看，他们可能会掀起一阵模仿浪潮，你会天天在某音递铲子。”
时晞回想起导演助理那天和她说的话：我们都有一技之长。时晞现在狠狠感受到了这句话的分量。
时晞忍俊不禁，然后她发现——“笑不出来”惩罚已经结束了！
她由衷地绽放出欣喜的笑容，能自由微笑的感觉真好，能演自己喜欢的角色真好，被人喜欢的感觉真好。
有一个崭新的可预见的未来，正在等着她。
次日，时晞带着装着鬼的酒精瓶子去无忧观找张清玄——女鬼不知道为什么忽然想通了，一直喊着要去投胎。
最近无忧观有点小火，白天来烧香求符的香客很多，时晞特意在傍晚过来，还能蹭一顿晚饭，张清玄真的很会烧饭。
吃完晚饭，时晞把酒精瓶子递给张清玄：“师兄，超度的活我不会，只能拜托你了。”
张清玄举起酒精瓶子看在里面流转的阴气，惊叹一声：“废弃瓶子还有这种妙用啊。”
“砰”的一声，酒精瓶子晃了晃，一张惨白的鬼脸贴上塑料瓶，梦魇女鬼哭泣道：“这位道长，求求你快点把我超度了吧，我一刻也不想在人间停留了！”
张清玄睁大凤眼，诧异道：“这鬼魂身上的戾气已经淡得快看不见了，仿佛被超度过了，师妹，你真的不会超度吗？”
时晞眨眨眼：“我不会啊。”
“那你是怎么做到的？”
时晞回想了下：“我只是连续两晚进梦魇里让她陪我练习符咒，到了白天再给她喂一炷香。”
女鬼哭诉：“我的快乐梦魇世界现在到处都是金光！鱼哭了海知道，我哭了只会灌满酒精瓶子淹到我自己。”
张清玄笑着摇摇头：“师妹，你练符不是为了超度她，但是在不知不觉中净化了她身上的戾气，所谓无心插柳柳成荫，就是这个道理。”
“原来如此。”时晞拿起一块西瓜：“难怪她一直嚷嚷要投胎。”
原来不是自己想通了，是被金光净化了，那以后她岂不是可以用这个办法超度别的鬼了？
又掌握一个实用小技能。
“小师妹，生活系驱鬼法术是怎么回事？”张清玄说：“最近其他道观的道长都在向我打听，说这是本观的张清时仙人独创的驱鬼法术，他们都想来挂单学习。还说你打败了两位小有名气的出马弟子，是位年轻的活神仙。”
系统忍不住插了句话：【你看，我就说你要在玄学圈一炮而红了。】
时晞漫不经心地指向酒精瓶子：“在一些生活用品上画符，又或者向小师兄借点阴气，将普通物件转化成临时的法器使用，这就是我的生活系法术，日常吧？”
张清玄问：“小师妹，你是不是觉得很简单很轻松？”
时晞放下啃得干干净净的瓜皮：“很复杂吗？”
张清玄：“小师妹，我们三人画的叫先天符，符随我心动，万物皆是笔，随时随地都能画，但是在别人眼中，这种操作就是很天才。”
时晞：“难怪我拿出马克笔画符的时候，他们很震惊。”
张清玄顿了顿，露出感兴趣的目光：“马克笔好用吗？”
“丝滑，下次送你一盒。不过我只用过红色的，不知道其他颜色会不会影响效果，”时晞靠在竹椅上，惬意地感受拂过院子的晚风：“咱们要是穿进修仙小说里，都得是修仙奇才啊。”
张清玄温和一笑：“你现在也可以潜心修道。”
…
时晞最近争气，微博粉丝已经突破一百万了。林文意凭着最近的热度，给她谈到了50万片酬，对于荧幕新人来说，算是个好的开端。
时晞本人也挺满意，而且这部电影的拍摄周期不会太长。
签完合同，《魅影》剧组定下了拍定妆照的时间。
档期原因，男女主演已经先一步完成了定妆照拍摄。
时晞虽然没看见他们，但是在摄影工作室遇见了唐年年，她们是老熟人了，唐年年一见面就调侃她：“最近你天天在某音里递铲子，累不累啊？”
时晞挑眉：“你老在零一中学里循环，累不累啊？”
没错，综艺还带火了唐年年的零一中学，网友剪了好多唐年年的热血视频。
唐年年哈哈大笑：“网友们脑洞太大了，最近好多人喊话导演，让他拍《零一中学》第二部 呢，没准我要沾你的光，当一回女主角了。”
时晞表情一变，握住她的手，目光陡然深邃：“年年，拿着那三张时空旅行卡去改变结局吧，希望未来的某一天，我能在电影院看到关于你的新的未来。”
唐年年也瞬间入了戏，眼中带泪：“我向你保证，一定会有那一天。”
“咔！”王明导演不知道什么时候来了，笑眯眯地打断她们：“这就演上了？你们两个不会是戏痴型演员吧？”
“老王，你打断她们做什么，”编剧刘凌嗔怪地扫了导演一眼：“让她们多培养一下感情，无尘和小狐妖需要很深的命运交织的羁绊感，刚才她们身上就有那种感觉。”
“我的锅我的锅，”导演看了眼时间：“你看，时间差不多了，演员也该上妆了嘛。反正她们浑身都是戏，什么时候都能培养。”
刘凌一听，觉得在理。她摘了时晞的帽子，满意点头：“本人就已经有无尘的感觉了，你快去做造型，我和王导要把关最终效果。”
这虽然是部小制作电影，审美却在线，造型好看，定妆照拍摄得也很顺利。
拍摄结束后，刘凌很高兴地拍了拍时晞的肩膀：“我很期待这部电影的成片，时晞，你让我找到了创作的初衷和热情啊。”
能得到编剧的肯定，时晞也很感动：“刘老师，这是我的荣幸。”
“好好干，我看好你，”刘凌目光慈爱：“你就保持这种状态，你的戏很灵，迟早能出头。”
唐年年俏皮地凑过来：“刘老师，你也夸夸我呀？”
刘凌笑了起来，“你也很好，只是你比小时起点好一些，我没那么担心你。”
唐年年笑着朝时晞伸出手：“小时可塑性可强了，起点虽低，但未来路很长。”
时晞和她击掌：“承你贵言。”
定妆照之后，时晞一直在家里看剧本，期间还接了一点短期工作，比如假发测评……她也不知道自己的业务为啥那么广，但还挺对口。
过了大约一周，现任同事唐年年给她发来信息。
【今晚六点，锁定哈密瓜tv的“傍晚食堂”直播综艺！明星大厨陪你吃晚饭~】
时晞回她：“你是嘉宾？”
唐年年：【飞行一期，这期请的都是演员，我以前演过一部美食电视剧嘛，最近因为密室综艺有点小火，就被邀请了。王馨雅是不是你们公司的？她也在。】
“是，我打开综艺了，正好看着下饭。”
还有一会儿就开播了，时晞打开直播间，投屏到了幕布上。
时晞正好要吃完饭，她照例燃香喊张清羽和林影吃饭，三人并排坐在餐桌上，同时看着幕布——最近这两位跟着时晞，养成了看剧下饭的习惯。
没有找到合适的下饭剧，他俩都嫌吃得都不够香，短短时间，他们已经忘记了曾经清贫的日子，休闲舒适得仿佛在养老。
这是个半户外综艺，在农场民宿拍摄，除了四位常驻大厨，两位主持人，还请了四位嘉宾，都还小有名气。
就是看嘉宾们玩游戏，下田摘菜，在大厨的指导下做饭，是个种田气息满满的美食慢综艺。
张清羽看嘉宾们在农场里摘西红柿，暗绿色的眼睛里透露出向往：“小师妹，你以后会不会上这个综艺啊，那个农场好漂亮。”
时晞问他：“你想去玩吗？”
张清羽点点头：“我想去摘西红柿。”
林影也说：“这个农场的夕阳挺有氛围。”
时晞说：“等我再红一点，咱们就去，要是到时候这个综艺已经收官了，我们就去更好的种田综艺。”
张清羽眼睛亮亮：“嗯！”
到了做饭环节，主持人和正在洗菜的嘉宾们聊了起来，其中一个主持人cue唐年年：“最近‘密室气氛三人组’有点火哦~”
“我知道，那个也是咱们哈密瓜tv的综艺，叫‘男孩女孩不要怕’，感兴趣的朋友之后可以去看看。”
另一个主持人笑着介绍：“年年、小时和嘉鸣的密室组合被网友称为‘气氛三人组’，他们在玩游戏的过程中飙戏，以假乱真，吓得其他玩家都懵了，让观众直呼过瘾啊！”
直播间插了密室逃脱的飙戏片段，主持人和嘉宾们连连惊呼，有人问：“年年你们实在是太损了，这是提前准备好的还是临场发挥啊？”
唐年年甜甜一笑：“是临场发挥，我看到那条和电影画面神似的走廊灵光一闪，想到了抛出这个对话，没想到小时特别懂我，接得特别稳，还把我的情绪也带动起来了。”
“小时老师的演技确实很好，”主持人说：“有机会咱们也请她来做客。”
张清羽开心地看向时晞：“小师妹，他们说请你去做客。”
时晞人间清醒：“也可能是客气话，受到邀请的话我们就去。”
林影忽然说：“王馨雅表情有些不对，从主持人说要请你之后，她眼神变了。”
王馨雅脸上挂着淡淡的笑，像是专心地听其他人聊天，时晞没看出她表情哪里不对，不过林影比她道行高多了，林影说有问题，那多半是不太对劲。
唐年年又说了一件密室综艺的趣事，王馨雅忽然接过话：“大家可能不知道，小时是我朋友呢，我们是一个公司的，很早就认识了。”
这句话将所有人的注意力吸引了过去，王馨雅在众人的注视下，露出一抹担忧之色：“不瞒大家说，小时最近面试电影角色落选了，主动找她的又都是些小制作电影，她都不喜欢，现在还在空档期呢。”
王馨雅看向镜头，眼神“真诚”地说：“小时其实不太喜欢综艺，一心只想演戏，希望大导演们多多看看小时，给她一点机会吧。”
王馨雅说完这番话，弹幕马上变激烈了。
【她看不上小制作电影，大导演也看不上她啊，无语。】
【演技是还行，但是好高骛远迟早摔得重。】
【在密室综艺里小时的性格还挺真实的，私底下居然是那么功利的人吗？靠综艺火起来却看不上综艺？幻灭了。】
【她试镜都落选了，说明在密室综艺里的演技只是因为气氛到位，演别的就不行了。】
【大家别信王馨雅的一面之词啊，她虽然和小时是同公司，但是交集很少，还不如唐年年和小时交情深呢。】
【王馨雅的语气有点怪怪的。】
【大家冷静冷静，先别急着评判什么。】
林影冷哼一声：“我就说她表情不对，这番话让你得罪了不少人。她说你不喜欢上综艺，大概是想打消节目组请你当嘉宾的念头。”
张清羽气愤道：“她怎么能用朋友的语气和朋友的角度，说出抹黑小师妹的话！”
时晞淡定地喝了一口酸奶：“别着急，唐年年是个耿直女孩，一定会戳破她的谎言。而且，你们忘记今天是什么日子了吗？”
张清羽懵：“什么日子？”
林影想起来了，恍然大悟：“有好戏看了。”
直播间里，主持人面露尴尬，但很快就调整了表情，很有职业素养地打了圆场：“都是娱乐圈打工人，谁也不容易啊，那祝小时老师能接到满意的戏……”
“等等，这个误会有点大啊。”唐年年略无奈地打断主持人的话。
主持人：“嗯？什么误会？”
唐年年看向王馨雅：“王老师说小时试镜落选，指的是《魅影》吧？”
王馨雅眼神闪烁了下：“是的。”
唐年年看了一眼时间，弯了弯眼眸：“现在不用保密了，那我就趁着直播打个小广告吧，我和小时就是在试镜《魅影》时认识的，幸运的是我们两个人都选上了，小时被导演和编剧钦定反串男二号。”
“《魅影》正好今天卡点官宣，感兴趣的朋友可以去微博看看，小时拍定妆花絮的时候就很惊艳！”
王馨雅脸上的笑挂不住了，表情有点僵硬：“那真是误会了，恭喜你们。”
“王老师和小时不熟，难免产生误会，但身为同事兼朋友，我想替小时说两句。”
唐年年语气温和，口齿清晰：“我认识的小时是个很务实的人，喜欢演戏也享受综艺，不管角色大小都会认真对待。综艺也好演戏也好，她珍惜每一个机会，希望大家不要留下错误印象。”
王馨雅指甲都掐进肉里了，却只能强颜欢笑：“当然。”
主持人适时开口：“误会解开了就好，正好碰上《魅影》官宣，我本人也很期待这部电影，希望《魅影》拍摄顺利，票房大卖！”
【王馨雅：《朋友》】
【唐年年：《不熟》】
【主持人：《误会》】
【我去微博看完回来了，苍了天了，定妆照拍得好好看啊，有被小时的反串角色惊艳到！】
【替王馨雅尴尬到脚趾抠地，不熟装熟说出那种话，是在带小时的节奏吗？】
【故意的吧，替时晞招黑。】
【看完回来了，时晞反串男二号，之前听信一面之词质疑她演技的，脸疼不疼啊？】
【被王馨雅误导了，我刚才不分青红皂白骂了时晞，我向她道歉。】
【年年好刚啊！这才是朋友好吗，密室气氛三人组yyds！】
【小时打脸别人的方式怎么总是那么出人意料：是的，没选上女三，但我反串男二。】
张清羽反应过来了：“对哦，今天是《魅影》官宣定妆照的日子，王馨雅刚好撞上官宣时间了。”
林影轻笑：“这叫搬起石头砸自己的脚，小时，看看定妆照。”
“好。”
时晞打开微博，让他们看定妆照的最终成果——
化身佛子无尘的时晞身穿白色僧袍，手执一柄朱红油纸伞，落落无尘地站在茫茫雪地中，明明是清冷的容貌，却因眉间一点朱砂和危险的眼神，多了一丝邪气。
感谢那个笑不出来的惩罚，让时晞找到了高冷的感觉，再结合她本人面对妖邪的嚣张态度，正正好好拿捏住了无尘亦正亦邪的感觉。
用网友的话来说就是：她眼里有戏。
唐年年的造型则要复杂一些，她脑袋上顶着一双白色狐耳，身后还有九条毛绒绒的尾巴，看起来调皮机灵。
熊猫半妖男主和女侠女主也非常讨喜，这些定妆照放在一起，勾画出了一个动人的奇幻世界，充满了故事性。
在官博下面，大家夸得就更加肆无忌惮了。
【蠢萌熊猫和机灵九尾狐都好可爱啊，看到定妆照已经想撸了，挨个捏捏耳朵！】
【被女侠米米的虎牙笑容征服，想和米米一起去闯**江湖~】
【女侠半妖这对cp我先嗑为敬！】
到了时晞这里，画风突变——
【既然你们都去捏耳朵了，那我、那我摸摸佛子的秃噜头。】
【现在我脑子里全都是她扛着糖葫芦驱鬼的造型…开个玩笑，佛子绝美，狠狠期待了！】
【女鹅正经起来还挺像个正经人。】
【我现在高度怀疑她会接这个戏，只是想高效利用这颗小光头。】
【终于拿到一个好角色了，为父很欣慰。】
张清羽观后感：“小师妹，你好像往沙雕的方向策马奔腾，一去不复还了。”
时晞：“认了。”
…
三日之后，《魅影》剧组举行了开机仪式。
时晞在开机当天见到了男女主演。
女一号米米扎着一个丸子头，五官精致，一笑就露出一颗小虎牙，看起来很清爽。男一号风小柏斯文秀气，还有一对深深的酒窝。
这两位是电影阵容里咖位最大的演员，但是都没什么架子，很平易近人。
开机仪式很顺利，后续的拍摄也很顺利，不到一周，时晞就和剧组里的人都混熟了。
这天，时晞和唐年年出妆之后，在片场等待拍摄，无意中听到两个道具师在吵架。
“真的不是你恶搞我？”道具师胡贵指着自己干净的下巴，有点气愤：“我这胡子留了两个月，你居然给我剃掉了，开玩笑也不是这样开的吧？”
“我像是那么无聊的人吗，半夜起来剃你的胡子？”他的室友小贝辩解。
胡贵想了想：“你像。”
“就算我是有那么无聊吧……”小贝可能也知道自己平时不太靠谱，他皱着脸说：“但是昨天我真的很累，一觉睡到天亮，今天早上洗把脸就出来了，根本没工夫帮你剃胡子啊。”
胡贵狐疑地看着他：“照你这么说，口红也不是你给我涂的？”
“我真的冤枉，我一个大直男，又没有女朋友，哪里来的口红啊。”小贝说完，脸色微变：“不是，房间就我和你，昨晚锁门了，那给你剃胡子涂口红的是谁啊？”
"Yeah, a thief can't be that bored. I checked and my stuff wasn't lost. There can't be a ghost," Hu Gui grabbed Xiao Bei's collar and said, "In summary, you are making fun of me!"
Xiao Bei was also angry: "I said you were the one who directed and acted out the show to trick me!"
"I didn't! I would never shave off the beard that I worked so hard to grow. I even took a photo of the evidence before washing my face, just in case you wouldn't admit it. Look." Hu Gui put the selfie in front of Xiao Bei.
Xiao Bei complained: "It's too eye-catching. You must have wanted to dress up as a woman but was too embarrassed to do so, so you came up with this idea."
Hu Gui blushed: "I don't have this hobby!"
Xiao Bei suddenly said: "Why are your eyebrows so neat, as if they have been trimmed..."
Hu Gui turned on the camera and took a look: "It's true."
"I don't have the eyebrow-trimming skills," Xiao Bei said angrily, "It's not shameful to like women's clothing, just admit it."
The two continued to argue until the props team leader called them to work. Then they paused and went to work separately.
"I didn't expect that the lives of prop teachers are so exciting. Can I listen to women's clothing and lipstick?" Tang Niannian threw a coquettish glance at Shi Xi: "Teacher Xiao, who do you think is lying between the two of them?"
Shi Xi took a sip of water: "Maybe no one is lying."
Tang Niannian reacted and opened her eyes wide: "So... it was done by a ghost?"
Having experienced a "live broadcast accident", even though Tang Niannian was the only one in the trio who had not seen a ghost with her own eyes, she vaguely knew that there were all kinds of strange things in this world.
Shi Xi lowered his eyes: "Not necessarily, but I don't rule out this possibility. Is your amulet still with you?"
Tang Niannian nodded: "I carry it with me."
On that day, many people noticed that Hu Gui had shaved his beard.
Lighting engineer Lao Liu was a little envious and touched his beard: "You look ten years younger without the beard! I will shave my beard and trim my eyebrows when I go home tonight, maybe I can regain my youth."
Hu Gui was a little depressed: "Without the beard, I feel uncomfortable. I don't feel like working today. I just want to sleep."
"You look a little pale," Lao Liu said, "Call off work tonight and go to bed early."
Hu Gui nodded listlessly.
When Shi Xi passed by him, he saw what seemed to be a gray mark on his chin. Before he could see clearly, Hu Gui had already walked away.
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After shopping in the supermarket, Yun Mianmian took two large bags of goods and took the elevator home.
When we got to the second floor, the elevator opened and a skinny man stood at the door. He took out a bag from his pocket and said, "Do you have any water? I'm willing to exchange this bag of super seeds with you."
"ha?"
Yun Mianmian looked down and saw a piece of black scorched earth under the man's feet. He didn't seem to belong to this world! And he looked like he was about to die of thirst!
Yun Mianmian gave him a bottle of water and a piece of bread, and got two packets of super seeds.
When we reached the third floor, the elevator door opened again.
A group of people in black robes knelt outside the elevator, calling her a god and asking her to grant them the seeds of salvation.
The group of black-robed men who called themselves wizards took the seeds and gave her a horned abyss cat and two boxes of gold.
Yun Mianmian: “…” It must be that I’m taking the elevator the wrong way.
…
The elevator door opened and closed. Some people got on the elevator and went on an adventure with Yun Mianmian, while some chose to get off the elevator and stay in some strange world forever.
When the elevator finally stopped at her doorstep, Yun Mianmian already had the following identities: the savior of the Lord of the Apocalypse, the savior of the world, the strongest witch in history, the behind-the-scenes boss of the Plane Supermarket... The items in her shopping bag were also replaced with super seeds, magical potions, and portable warehouses...
Yun Mianmian: This elevator ride took me a very long time.
——Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2022-05-02 22:59:08~2022-05-03 19:52:18~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Pig, your nose has two holes 1;
Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: September Restaurant Xiang, Li 1;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Mo He He; 1 bottle of Xiaotu Guaiguai, Yunyueyan and Junyi of Moumou Cheng;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!