Chapter 166: Getting Kicked in the Crotch is Considered a Work Injury
The shepherd opened the latch of the wooden fence, and thousands of sheep rushed out of the sheepfold, scaring the guests to hide to the side.
If Cheng Yuhan wasn't afraid that Shen Jingmo's status would cause him to be scolded, he would have wanted to hide behind Shen Jingmo, but his body still unconsciously stepped aside.
"Now that all the sheep are released, how are we going to milk them?" Song Zhiwei asked suspiciously.
The herder explained, "If you don't let them out, you won't be able to tell which sheep have been milked and which haven't. You should put the sheep that have been milked back into the sheep pen to keep them separate."
Ma Tao stood outside the venue with his mobile phone in his hand. When the timer started, he pressed the timing button on his phone.
All the guests were seen chasing sheep on the grassland.
"Baa baa sheep, don't run." Cheng Yuhan crouched down and approached a black goat cautiously.
It was just a few inches away, Cheng Yuhan opened his arms and pounced forward. The sheep, which was looking around, seemed to sense the danger. The moment Cheng Yuhan pounced, the black goat ran away. Cheng Yuhan missed and fell to the ground, eating a mouthful of grass.
Fortunately, the grass was soft, so it didn't hurt much. The moment Cheng Yuhan got up, he felt something soft and warm under his palm. Cheng Yuhan slowly raised his hand and found that what was under his hand was actually sheep dung.
A feeling of nausea suddenly hit Cheng Yuhan, but he forced himself not to vomit.
I thought it was bad enough for a newbie to fall flat on his face. There's no such thing as the worst kind of misfortune, only worse.
【Cheng Yuhan must be here to make people laugh.】
[The newbie is showing us a reverse example of catching a sheep.]
I used to think that newcomers were just trying to get top traffic, but now I realize that Cheng Yuhan is a funny guy.
"Yuhan, bring us our graduated bucket." Chen Jingmo grabbed the sheep's neck and called to his teammates.
The sheep tried to struggle a few times, but failed and had to give up.
Seeing the actor catch the sheep, Cheng Yuhan didn't care that he had touched the sheep dung, he got up and wiped the dirt on his hands, and came to Shen Jingmo with a scale and sterile gloves. Cheng Yuhan looked at Shen Jingmo with an embarrassed face, "Teacher Shen, why don't I do it."
Shen Jingmo did not refuse and helped control the sheep.
Cheng Yuhan carefully squatted down beside the sheep, put on sterile gloves, and touched the sheep's belly with an embarrassed look. He imitated the movements the teacher had just taught him and squeezed gently, muttering to himself, "Sheep, sheep, please don't be angry. We don't really want to milk you, but the program team asked us to do it. Otherwise, we will have to sleep on the street tonight."
Cheng Yuhan pinched it a few times, but saw no effect at all. No goat milk came out. Cheng Yuhan looked at Shen Jingmo innocently, "Teacher Shen, is my strength too weak?"
"Yes." Shen Jingmo nodded affirmatively.
Cheng Yuhan didn't know how much force was appropriate, so he could only pinch it hard. The sheep kicked back in pain, and its hoof just happened to kick Cheng Yuhan's crotch, causing Cheng Yuhan's goat milk to be pinched off-center and splash onto Shen Jingmo's face.
Cheng Yuhan, who was kicked by the sheep's hoof, lay on the ground in pain, holding his crotch with a painful expression on his face, "Brother Yang, you really kicked me hard."
[The kick from the sheep was truly unexpected.]
[It makes me laugh every time I watch it. How can Cheng Yuhan be so funny? He almost killed his family.]
[If it were me, I would definitely take this sheep home and give it some good care.]
"Director, does this count as a work-related injury?" Cheng Yuhan held his crotch and looked in Ma Tao's direction with grievance. He was so pitiful, so of course he had to take the opportunity to ask for some benefits from the director.
Ma Tao waved his hands helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'll give you a work injury."
"Since it's considered a work-related injury, can you give us two more scales of goat's milk?" Cheng Yuhan bargained and added, "Then I won't have to ask the director for compensation."
[The newbie knows how to control Ma Tao's lifeline.]
Audiences across the country already know that Ma Tao is stingy.
Anything that can be solved with money is a small matter.
Ma Tao didn't even think about it and agreed to Cheng Yuhan, "One tick."
Giving too much would be unfair to other guests.
"One degree is fine." Cheng Yuhan heard Ma Tao's agreement and slowly sat up.
When the other groups of guests heard about this good news, they immediately became excited. Zhang Rong asked, "Then if we get kicked by a sheep, can we also get a level of goat milk?"
[How come this group of people's thinking is gradually going astray? ]
Sheep: Thank you for hitting me.
[Sheep have never been so speechless before, and there are still people who want to be kicked. ]
Ma Tao calmly added, "Being kicked in the crotch is considered a work-related injury, and a work-related injury can increase the milk level by one level."
Hearing this, Zhang Rong looked at her resentful husband and said, "Husband, why don't you sacrifice yourself and let the sheep kick you a few more times."
Zhang Rong is a very good person. She will really sacrifice her husband for her own benefit when she needs help.
When Chen Zhe looked at his wife, his eyes were filled with coldness but also a hint of doting.
Several groups of members who originally had the same perverse idea immediately put aside the idea of hitting the sheep to make money. They still had to consider their happiness in the second half of their lives.
Song Zhiwei couldn't help laughing when he saw the goat milk on Shen Jingmo's face, "So this is how a creamy boy is made."
Staring at Song Zhiwei who was laughing heartily, Shen Jingmo silently raised his hand to wipe the milk stains off his cheek. Just at this moment, a tissue was handed over. Squatting beside the sheep, Shen Jingmo slowly looked up along the tissue.
Song Zhiyuan stood in front of him against the light, her black pupils as bright as a clear pond, her fair skin without a single blemish, and her delicate hairs could be seen under the light.
Without waiting for Shen Jingmo to reach out and take it, Song Zhiwei stepped forward with a dark face, stuffed the tissue into Shen Jingmo's hand, and used his body to separate his sister and Shen Jingmo, "Grown man, why don't you use clothes to wipe it."
Since returning from Jiujiang Town, Song Zhiwei clearly felt that his sister's attitude towards Shen Jingmo had changed.
His sister has always been someone who doesn't like to owe favors to others, so she must have felt indebted to Shen Jingmo for helping her at that time.
Song Zhiwei really hated himself. Why wasn't he by his sister's side at that time? That way, there wouldn't be any trouble with Chen Jingmogou, and his sister wouldn't be caught in the middle.
He must find a way to return the favor to Shen Jingmo on behalf of his sister, so that his sister would not feel indebted to Shen Jingmo.
"Xiao Wei, what are you doing standing there?"
Song Zhiyuan's voice instantly brought Song Zhiwei back to his senses, "Here I am, sister."
Now five minutes have passed and the other groups are still chasing sheep all over the mountains.
This was not a solution, so Song Zhiyuan and the herdsmen borrowed some hay that the sheep usually ate.
After seeing the hay, the sheep tentatively approached Song Zhiyuan, and Song Zhiwei took the opportunity to start milking the sheep.
After seeing Song Zhiyuan's method, members of other groups followed suit.
Cheng Yuhan was very careful when milking the goat, fearing that he would be kicked by the goat. When he saw the goat move, he was so scared that he hid to the side.
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