dusk.
White Dove City, a sparrow district teeming with commoners and impoverished adventurers.
"Let me go take a leak first, and then you'll understand whether I'm a real man or not."
Kaphni felt she had to prove something, otherwise there might be danger that night: she noticed Linda was giving her a lewd look.
A real woman would find this disgusting, but Kaphni only felt a chill down her spine, as if she were at risk of being attacked.
She's still a virgin, she absolutely can't let that bastard hero ruin her!
Linda tossed the seven copper coins in her hand, worrying about where to live.
"What's the meaning?"
Upon hearing this, he looked at Kaphni with confusion.
Kaphni laughed and said, "You think, a real girl wouldn't just pee behind the holly bushes along the street, right? But I don't care, I have no psychological burden about such things, so I am a man, and a real man."
"Hey, don't be so proud of peeing on the roadside! Think about the sanitation workers!"
Linda sighed and rubbed her forehead in exasperation.
Is this thing really a deity?
Do gods not need to take exams?
All I saw was Kaphni cross the holly bush, find a tree for double protection, and hide behind it.
"Hmph hmph hmph~"
Humming a strange little tune, Kaphni let out a "heh heh" and shamelessly began to take care of herself.
As a deity, she was highly adaptable.
As the old saying goes, "Since you're here, make the best of it."
Splash—
The beautiful sound of water filled the air, and Kaphni felt no psychological burden whatsoever.
"Waaah!"
Suddenly, Kaphni was so frightened she almost wet herself.
She glared angrily at Linda: "What are you looking at? Get lost, get out of here! What the hell are you looking at?"
She has a sweet tongue.
"I was just curious."
Linda was completely baffled. He pointed at Kaphni, who was squatting on the ground, holding the hem of her dress in her arms, and asked, "Men usually take care of things standing up, right?"
"You have no idea, if you don't squat, you'll pee on yourself."
Kaphni shifted her position, circling the tree and pillar to avoid being seen by Linda.
She has urinary urgency; she gets stuck and can't urinate when someone stares at her.
Linda rested her chin on her hand and pondered, "Although you're a man, you adapted to a woman's body very quickly. Maybe you originally wanted to be a girl? You have a girl's heart?"
"ha?!"
Kaphni adjusted her skirt, ready to have a big argument with Linda.
But the two noticed that a crowd of onlookers had gathered outside the holly bushes, and a cleaning lady was angrily rushing over with a broom.
"How can someone be so shameless as to urinate anywhere? I'll beat you to death, you slut!"
Oh dear, I've been mistaken for roast chicken again!
Kaphni, filled with shame and indignation, grabbed one of the heroes' wrists and whispered, "Run, or you'll be arrested by the law enforcement!"
"It's you they're arresting, what does that have to do with me..."
Linda complained as Kaphni dragged her a long way away.
Kaphni had just caught her breath when she saw Linda clap her hands, her face beaming with delight, and say, "I've got a way to make money!"
"Oh? You don't have to sleep on the streets tonight?" Kaphni's eyes lit up.
Linda nodded, smiling as she pointed at Kaphni: "When we were running just now, I noticed that your clothes are made of top-quality ice silk, which could easily sell for a gold coin."
"......"
Kaphni stood there dumbfounded, trembling as she lowered her head to look at her thin dress.
Inside, there was nothing but a set of light blue underwear.
My fellow members of the divine realm, who understands?
Kafni was mentally devastated. She had finally summoned a hero, but instead of fighting the Demon King, he set his sights on her clothes and wanted to sell them.
Otherwise, they'll have to sleep on the streets.
Is saving the world really that difficult?
How did those predecessors who saved more than a dozen worlds manage to do it?
"You damned hero, don't you dare strip me of my clothes!!!"
Kaphni's desperate screams echoed through the street.
...
"Don't move from here, I'm going to sell you clothes."
Linda held a warm, faintly scented white dress in her right hand and nodded in satisfaction.
Behind the holly bushes on both sides of the street, there was a girl wearing only light blue underwear.
Kaphni covered her head in embarrassment and anger, hiding her back to Linda, with only the straps of her bra visible.
This deity's skin looks so white and tender.
Linda's mind was filled with random thoughts.
Even Kaphni... is probably warm, isn't it?
In this respect, she is no different from normal girls.
Kafni, hiding behind holly bushes, said with a face full of humiliation, "You damned hero, why do you have to sell my things? Don't you have things to sell too?"
She was referring to the ring of transparent, test-tube-shaped magic potions around Linda's belt.
Small life-restoring potion, commonly known as Little Red.
Small mana restoration potion, commonly known as "little blue".
Aside from a very few potion makers who can concoct this potion, most of its production comes from rewards from the World Tree Secret Realm. It is a scarce necessity, and demand far exceeds supply.
On Linda's belt, each bottle of magic potion had a separate long, brown hanging pouch for storing it.
Kaphni counted them; there were 10 small red bottles and 10 small blue bottles.
Based on the market price in Baige City, it is worth approximately 2,000 gold coins.
"Sell my magic potions? Absolutely not!"
Linda's eyes widened, and she protected her magic potion with both hands like a stingy miser.
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