Chapter 22: Lao Liu must fit the character
Seeing that the person on the bed showed no signs of waking up, I felt a little relieved.
[Is this a punishment? It's too childish.]
He thought there would be a critical hit or something, but this is what happened?
Hearing this, the system kindly reminded: [Host, you may have forgotten my nickname.]
Tang Xiaoyun asked: [What nickname?]
System: [Old Six!]
Lao Liu naturally has to do things that are consistent with his character, hehehe...
Tang Xiaoyun suddenly felt a numbness on his back, and a bad premonition came over him.
The next second——
“Puff, puff, puff…!”
As the loud farts continued to arrive, Tang Xiaoyun felt a churning in his stomach, and a surge of great power was about to burst out.
"Depend on!"
He quickly stood up, opened the door and ran towards the toilet downstairs.
He rushed all the way to the toilet, but found the door closed. He squeezed his gluteus maximus and said to the inside: "Um... can you hurry up?"
A woman's full-throated voice came from inside: "Why are you rushing me? You're rushing me to go to the toilet. Are you in a hurry to reincarnate?"
"No, big sister, I really can't hold it anymore!" All the strength in his body is now concentrated on that one point, and he can't delay any longer.
His legs shifted back and forth unconsciously, and his face turned abnormally red from the exertion.
His brows were twisted into knots, his lips were bitten white, and his eyes were fixed on the toilet door. His eyes were full of despair and helplessness, and he felt that every second was as long as a century.
After a long time, the person inside spoke: "I'm done, come in."
As he spoke, the sound of the door bolt being opened was heard, and Tang Xiaoyun immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
But as soon as he relaxed, the valve opened wide, and a stream of heat erupted like a volcano. His expression suddenly froze, and he looked as if he had lost all desire to live.
The toilet door opened, and an older woman came out. Seeing Tang Xiaoyun still standing there, she said unhappily, "You were just urging me to die, why aren't you moving now?"
Tang Xiaoyun's eyes dimmed instantly, as if all the vitality had been drained away. His face, which had originally turned red with anxiety, now became dead silent.
This was the first time in his life in the twenty-five years since he could remember that he had to pull up his trouser pockets outside!
He was furious: [Ah ...
Tetma Society is dead!
The system said in a fearless tone: [I warned you, the punishment is random and I can't control it.]
[So what do you say we should do now?]
He couldn't just go back with the disaster scene in his mind.
If I had known it would turn out like this, I would have let the big devil slap him to death.
This is worse than killing him.
Just when he didn't know what to do, the shopkeeper walked towards him.
He was just about to ask the shopkeeper to help him get some clean clothes upstairs when he heard the shopkeeper say, "Miss, please follow me."
Tang Xiaoyun didn't want to follow him now: "Where are we going?"
"Just follow me."
Seeing that the shopkeeper was determined to do so, and he didn't want to be seen by the other party, he had no choice but to follow him.
The shopkeeper took him to a room, pointed to the closed door and said, "Go in."
Tang Xiaoyun was puzzled, but still reached out and pushed the door open.
The room was filled with fog and a screen blocked the view inside. He walked around the screen and saw a bathtub filled with water with a set of clothes next to it.
Seeing this scene, Tang Xiaoyun was stunned and asked: "System, did you do this?"
【no. 】
"Who is that?"
He had just experienced a socially fatal accident, and someone brought him to take a shower. The timing was too coincidental.
The system paused for a moment and said, "I don't know."
Although it said it didn't know, it knew in its heart that it must have been done by Tan Tai Lie.
But they can't say it openly, otherwise it will reveal that the boss can hear their thoughts.
Seeing him hesitate, the system reminded him: [Whoever he is, are you still inseparable from Mi Tian?]
"I'm almost dying from listening to your bullshit."
After saying that, he quickly took off his clothes and sat in the bathtub.
The warm water wrapped around his whole body, finally giving his tense nerves some relief.
Half a quarter of an hour ago
Tan Tai Lie lay in bed unable to fall asleep. Too many things had happened in the past few days, and the sudden appearance of his "rival in love" made him feel uneasy.
Just as he was thinking about something, the conversation between Tang Xiaoyun and the system, along with the sounds of critical hits, came into his mind.
Upon learning that the punishment was so offensive, Tan Tai Lie quickly called the shopkeeper over, gave him a silver ingot, and instructed, "Go prepare some hot water..."
After taking a comfortable hot bath, Tang Xiaoyun felt refreshed all over, and this level was considered passed.
Just as he was about to relax, the system untimely poured cold water on him: [Host, don't be too happy too soon. The side quest must be completed.]
Tang Xiaoyun stopped his raised leg mid-air and asked, "So?"
[So until the task is completed, the punishment will continue.]
"Oh my god, you're a complete pervert!"
The system laughed: [Thank you for the compliment.]
"Will the next punishment be the same?" he asked tentatively.
【Random.】
It’s the randomness of the special horse again.
If he had known this would happen, why did he refuse in the first place? Isn't this a complete injustice?
Between social death and being beaten to death, he ultimately chose to be beaten to death.
So in order to complete the task, he planned to confront Tan Tai Lie and ask him to call him dad.
But just as he was about to go upstairs, a familiar figure sneaked away from the other end of the stairs.
He felt that the figure was familiar and quickly followed.
Following the figure to a place a hundred meters away from the inn, the figure stopped and seemed to be doing something.
Tang Xiaoyun hid at the corner, using the wall as a cover, and muttered to himself, "Isn't that Gongsun Ji? What is he doing up at this hour?"
A hundred meters away, Gongsun Ji stuffed a note with the words "Successfully infiltrated the Demonic Sect" into the small bamboo tube on the white dove's claws in his hand, then raised his hands, and the white dove flapped its wings and flew into the air.
【Carrier pigeon message?】
What on earth does he want to do?
No one could answer this question, and the system that knew the development of the plot was speechless at this time.
Gongsun Ji turned around and saw half of Tang Xiaoyun's body exposed. The shrewdness and calculation on his face disappeared instantly, replaced by an innocent expression.
He approached Tang Xiaoyun and asked, "Master's Wife, why are you here?"
Tang Xiaoyun was surprised to see Gongsun Ji coming over. "I want to ask you, what are you doing here in the middle of the night?"
"I'm a little hungry, so I came out to find something to eat." Gongsun Ji said casually.
Hearing this, Tang Xiaoyun rolled his eyes at him. Coming out to look for food at this time?
Is he stupid or are you treating him like a fool?
There was a ghost eating at one or two in the morning.
Now, apart from knowing that Gongsun Ji is his fatal stone, he knows nothing else.
"It's still a few hours before dawn, so just bear with it if you're hungry." After saying that, Tang Xiaoyun turned and walked towards the inn.
Gongsun Ji smiled slyly upon seeing this, and then quickly followed, chatting with him casually: "Master's Wife, what kind of martial arts does Master know?"
"have no idea."
"So what does Master like to eat?"
"Ask him yourself."
"Then Master..."
"Master, Master, are you annoying?"
"Then I'll ask Master's Wife, do you have..."
"No!"
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