Chapter 5: The slap in the face comes too quickly
Tang Xiaoyun was humble and tried to reduce his presence as much as possible, but Tan Tai Lie was getting closer and closer.
[Ahhh~~~ Damn Gag, stay away from me! !]
But he pretended to be calm and said, "Master, is there something on my face? Hehehe..."
Tan Tai Lie stared straight into his eyes and thought to himself: What does Gag mean?
Judging from his hypocritical appearance, that sentence should be an insult to him.
There are many people who dare to curse him in their hearts, but he is the only one who can hear it. It's interesting.
Tan Tai Lie, who originally planned to place Tang Xiaoyun in the small courtyard on the west side, immediately changed his mind. Since he could hear his inner voice, he could just find out his purpose of joining the Demon Sect.
He turned to Heijiang and ordered, "Go and clean up the other palace for him to live in."
Heijiang was stunned and repeated uncertainly: "But the courtyard has been cleaned up..."
"Your ears aren't working well anymore because you're old?" Tan Tai Lie said in a deep voice.
Seeing that Tan Tai Lie was angry, Hei Jiang quickly said, "As you command!"
At the same time, she secretly complained that he compared the male concubine to garbage yesterday, and today he was asked to live in another palace. This slap in the face came too quickly.
Tang Xiaoyun didn't care whether he lived in a separate palace or a small courtyard. Instead, he hoped to stay away from the devil.
But...
The system was even more excited than him: [Host, the opportunity has come. The other palace is very close to this palace. Find an opportunity to pounce on him.]
Tang Xiaoyun rolled his eyes: [Do you want this opportunity? ]
system:……
[I've already said it's just a system.]
It wants to... but it can't!
Hei Jiang subconsciously glanced at Tan Tai Lie after hearing his inner thoughts. The person who dared to pounce on the leader had not been born yet.
Tang Xiaoyun didn't want to be recognized by the demonic leader right away, so he lowered his head and said, "Master, although I really want to be next to you, since the courtyard has been cleaned up, I can live there. There's no need to trouble the Great Elder to change for me."
[No way!! I just want to stay away from you!]
Hearing that thought, Tan Tai Lie sneered, "Oh, really?"
"Yes, how dare I lie to you." Tang Xiaoyun pretended to be well-behaved and almost vomited. She just hoped that the big devil would go away quickly.
A playful, evil smile appeared on Tan Tai Lie's face. He stretched out his hand to hold Tang Xiaoyun's waist, and smiled wickedly: "If that's the case, then you should live in the other palace. Come on, your husband will take you there."
"Oh, okay..."
Tang Xiaoyun regretted the moment he said this.
[No, wait a minute, this plot is wrong.]
Shouldn't he just go along with it and agree?
[This damn Gag doesn't play by the rules! ]
The hand on his waist felt like it was pricked by a thorn, and Tang Xiaoyun hurriedly called the system.
[System, save me! ! ]
If he is recognized by the big devil, he will be killed without leaving any trace.
The system was leisurely drinking melons and tea, and the plot was developing in the direction it wanted, so it naturally turned a deaf ear and dumb.
As a result, Tang Xiaoyun was so angry that he cursed in his heart: [Damn system, damn Lao Liu, you are going to hurt me terribly! ]
After being forcibly taken to another palace by Tan Tai Lie, Tang Xiaoyun gave up struggling. He couldn't beat him, and what else could he do if he didn't compromise?
All the way to the other palace, Tan Tai Lie could hear Tang Xiaoyun cursing the one called the system in his heart, but he didn't hear it this time.
He thought it was related to the distance, so he took a step closer, but didn't hear anything. He took two steps closer, but still didn't hear anything.
Just as he was about to stick to her, Tang Xiaoyun spoke up: "Master, is there anything I can do for you?"
[You pervert, you're sucking up all the air from me when I get this close!]
After hearing his inner voice again, Tan Tai Lie breathed a sigh of relief. Sure enough, there were triggering conditions.
He took a few steps back, distanced himself from Tang Xiaoyun, and said submissively, "You should take a short rest. I'll host a banquet later and send someone to pick you up."
[What kind of party is this? I don't want to go.]
But he pretended to be submissive: "Okay."
Tan Tai Lie chuckled, then turned and left.
After he walked away, Tang Xiaoyun quickly called out the system: "Sixth Brother, it's your turn to work. Help me search for anyone else in this palace besides me."
This time, the system didn't play dead. After a quick search, it said, "Besides the host, there are three other males living in the other palace. They are all men with strong yang energy, but they are just ordinary males, unlike the host, who has the Nine Yang Meridians and was even made a concubine." (Note: Only the original inhabitants of the Heavenly Demon Cult can hear the inner voice.)
After hearing this, Tang Xiaoyun smacked his lips and sighed, "The big devil is quite energetic. He raised three at once."
The system thought he was jealous and hurriedly explained: "Don't worry, host. The big devil hasn't touched them yet. Although they have branded turtles on their buttocks to cater to the big devil's preferences, the big devil has never even entered their house."
When it comes to turtles, Tang Xiaoyun gets a headache.
When the original owner was captured by Liu Hua and taken to the Beggars' Sect, a turtle was branded on him to prevent him from escaping.
Who would have thought that the turtle on the brand would become the crucial clue that exposed his identity.
Thinking of the big devil having seen the turtle's appearance, Tang Xiaoyun hurriedly asked the system: "Have you taken the pill that can remove the mark?"
System: [Yes]
Tang Xiaoyun was instantly overjoyed. He had never expected that it would actually work. He praised sincerely, "You're finally of some use."
As long as he succeeds in removing the brand, the big devil will never know that he was the one who slept with someone he was not responsible for.
"What are you waiting for? Give it to me now!"
The system's emotionless voice drifted over: [Thirty points per point, host, you are very poor.]
"I take back what you said. What the hell." Tang Xiaoyun sat dejectedly on the bed. What was the point of having no points?
"How about...cutting that piece of skin off with a knife?"
System: ...It suspected that Tang Xiaoyun had been kicked in the head by a donkey.
Seeing that he had lost his will to follow the storyline, the system decisively threw out a bait: [Complete the mission to earn points.]
Hearing this, Tang Xiaoyun instantly became motivated: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? Come on, what's the mission?"
[Task 1: Take off Tan Tai Lie's clothes, 15 points for each task.]
After hearing this, Tang Xiaoyun decisively refused: "Change it!"
[Task 2: Give Tan Tai Lie a bath, 20 points per bath.]
Tang Xiaoyun secretly clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, "Can't you be a little more normal?"
Yes, but the system is a sixth-in-command, and it has to be consistent with the character of the sixth-in-command.
【Sorry host, there are no more. 】
"Really? You didn't lie to me?" Why did he feel that Lao Liu didn't seem to be telling the truth?
The system broke out in a cold sweat and said stubbornly: [Since the host doesn't believe it, then I should shut down?]
He is still playing with the phone turned off!
"I choose the first one. Taking off clothes is better than taking a bath." In the end, he had no choice but to bow to the evil forces.
The system laughed like a wolf grandmother: [Hehehe... Mission confirmed. Host, please complete the mission within three days, otherwise you will be punished with an electric shock!]
???
"System, damn you! Why didn't you tell me earlier that there was a punishment?"
The system confidently said: [You didn't ask, and besides, I don't have an uncle.]
…
In the evening, Tan Tai Lie indeed sent someone to pick him up.
The one who came was a little girl, probably about fifteen or sixteen years old, named Qingluo.
"Madam, the leader invites you to the banquet hall."
The title of "little lady" sounds...well... awkward no matter how you listen to it.
"Okay, I'll be right there." Tang Xiaoyun packed up and followed Qingluo to the banquet hall.
Qingluo brought him to sit next to Dan Tai Lie. This banquet was a family banquet and only a few core members of the Demonic Cult could attend.
There are three elders, several deacons, a young leader and several core disciples.
Tang Xiaoyun glanced at the crowd and his eyes fell on a young man who looked somewhat similar to Tan Tai Lie.
Then, ask the system: [Is the person wearing purple clothes Tan Tai Yin? ]
System: [That’s right.]
Tang Xiaoyun: [Does he have any big news?]
The system rolled its eyes at the useless host and said, "The bottle of peach blossom wine on his desk was given to him by someone who had a crush on him. It contains He Huan San."
Inside the banquet hall, everyone's eyes were fixed on the bottle of peach blossom wine on Tan Tai Yin's table...
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