Mingyou started preparing for the barbecue.
Several furry little creatures squatted on the ground, staring at him with sharp eyes.
Mingyou's hands were shaking as he slaughtered the wild beast.
What was going on? What on earth was going on? He'd just given a gift, so why were they all glaring at him? Even the usually reliable Big White Bear had become a little white bear, sitting on the ground with its paws tucked in like a teddy bear, staring at him with grievance?
"This... this is the most suitable gift for Dalu and Xiaolu. When I have money, everyone will have lots of gifts." Mingyou admitted defeat.
Regardless of whether you can afford it in the future, make a commitment first.
Luxury brand bags! Everyone has one! When the breeder makes money tomorrow, I'll use it to buy bags for everyone!
Arthur Tiger licked his paws and washed his face: "Stupid You, you seem like a sweet-talking scumbag now."
The other Fluffys nodded vigorously.
The little gray wolf, who had finally regained consciousness, didn't want to nod, but since everyone was nodding, he reluctantly followed the crowd.
As for the two fawns, which were originally only half a meter long and now have shrunk even more, they looked at each other in confusion.
Although I don’t know what’s going on, since everyone is bullying the little beast master, let’s bully him too.
Mingyou's heart was broken.
He held the two fawns in his arms and rubbed their ears hard.
You two heartless little bastards! Who was I hanged up and criticized for? You two are even aiding and abetting this evil!
The two little deer tilted their heads, blinked their watery eyes, and called out "yo yo na na" in a coquettish manner.
Mingyou sighed deeply. Never mind. These two little deer were still children, ignorant of everything. Why should he feel wronged?
"I'm warning you, the spirit beast master's mood will affect the taste of the food. Be careful if you bully me, the food I cook for you will be bitter." Mingyou had no choice but to use his trump card.
The furries all showed a unified expression of “Σ(°△°||)”.
Arthur was shocked. "Stupid You, you actually threaten people! Have you learned bad habits?!"
Mingyou put his hands on his hips and said arrogantly: "He who keeps company with vermilion becomes red, and he who keeps company with ink becomes black!"
The other furries all turned their heads and glared at Arthur the Cat with condemning eyes.
Arthur the Cat: ???
At this time, is the cat's head covered with bumps from being hit by little question marks?
Arthur the Cat shook his head vigorously, shaking off all the little question marks. He slapped the ground with his cat paws and said angrily, "What does this have to do with me? Stop blaming me!"
Seeing that the other furries started to criticize the little black cat and ignored him, Mingyou set up the barbecue grill with satisfaction.
"By the way, should we start a live broadcast?" After finding two more spirit beasts, Mingyou thought that he should announce the good news to the audience in the live broadcast room.
Since the spirit beasts may own an entire planet, perhaps the audience watching the live broadcast will include not only the spirit beasts' comrades, but also their families.
His live broadcast method should also change, from targeting the breeders of spirit beasts to targeting the spirit beasts themselves.
Spiritual beasts, with their own civilization and planet, should have the right to watch live broadcasts and purchase goods independently, right? Now that I have more furries to raise, I want to earn more money so I can buy them bags.
Even if you can't afford the things in the system mall, you can still make a fortune and become the richest man in the world by working hard in reality. Mingyou set a small goal for himself.
"Wow, making a fortune and becoming the richest man are small goals, so what's the big goal?" Arthur Cat loved listening to Mingyou brag the most because he also loved bragging.
Mingyou put one hand on his waist and pointed to the sky with the other: "The sea of stars!"
Arthur the cat jumped on Mingyou's head and wiped the dirt and grass from his feet on Mingyou's hair. Anyway, they took a bath and washed their hair every day, so rubbing the pads on Mingyou's head was not considered bullying.
"Okay, let's set a small goal first." Arthur Cat said, "Now we can start the live broadcast and tell the audience about the energy crystal."
"Can you tell me?" Mingyou asked, "Will it cause prices to soar?"
Arthur gently flicked Mingyou's ear with his cat tail and said, "Oh, stupid You is not stupid anymore. He even knew that it would cause prices to soar."
Mingyou muttered, "I'm not stupid to begin with. What if others see this and drive up the prices? What if you can't buy energy crystals on Spirit Beast Planet?"
"Don't worry. The emergency bill has been passed in the past two days. Energy crystals have been nationalized, and private sales must follow the national unified pricing." Arthur Cat flicked his tail and said proudly, "That ore is a companion ore of energy ore, and it is originally produced most in state-owned mines. The emergency bill is just a stick that should not be used lightly. Anyone who dares to drive up prices will be made to pay off the losses by the Star Alliance government."
Mingyou immediately recalled the national regulation of China in his previous life. He patted his chest and said, "It turns out that the Star Alliance government's control is similar to that of my previous life. It won't affect people's livelihood. I feel relieved."
"What do you mean by 'originally'? Did you think the Star Alliance government was weak before?" Arthur Cat said unhappily.
Mingyou nodded: "Yes, I can't feel the presence of the Star Dream Government on Sky Blue Star at all."
Arthur the Cat fell backward in anger.
The little white bear and the little gray wolf looked at each other and turned up their ears, as if they had turned into cats.
Autonomous star regions, that's normal. Autonomous star regions are equivalent to member states, can they be the same as central star regions?
However, after hearing what the little beast master said, they were still (crossed out) very (crossed out) a little unhappy.
They felt aggrieved that they had made a fool of themselves in front of their own little spirit beast master.
They secretly made up their minds that they didn't care about the other autonomous star regions, but they would find a way to take back the autonomy of Sky Blue Star. If the little beastmaster was willing, they would give him the title of captain.
After the other comrades wake up, I will discuss it with them. I think they will definitely agree to give this gift to the little beast master.
The little gray wolf, the little white bear and the little black cat created a chat group on the optical brain to discuss the matter.
Arthur the Cat agreed with their suggestion and started making jokes.
"Patriarch of the Tan Family: Did the young master who was kicked out of the family starve to death?
The subordinate replied: "No, sir, the young master is now the captain of the Sky Blue Planet, and you have become his subordinate."
Little Gray Wolf and Little White Bear thought what Arthur Cat said was great and disbanded the group.
They still felt that if they stayed in the same group with Arthur Cat, they would be embarrassed to death by Arthur Cat sooner or later.
His Royal Highness the Prince (crossed out) has many bad habits (crossed out). Everything about him is good, except that he is too childish, which makes people feel very uncomfortable.
Mingyou didn't know that the three furry cats were discussing giving him a ball. He prepared a script and turned on the live broadcast.
There was no advance notice for this live broadcast, which resulted in a chaotic scene when the live broadcast started.
However, there had been no advance notice for the live broadcasts before, so the audience had gotten used to it. They quickly found a good spot, lay down and started watching the live broadcast.
Come, let's see what the little anchor is going to broadcast today? Cooking? Singing? Dancing? Or making toys?
They saw the night sky, the grass, the river, and a huge barbecue grill.
"Hello everyone, I'm the host Mingyou. Today we're livestreaming our picnic," Mingyou said as he chopped the meat. "To avoid making some viewers uncomfortable with hunting and slaughtering wild beasts, we've skipped the hunting and slaughtering process."
"If any viewers in the live broadcast room feel uncomfortable with handling meat ingredients, they can temporarily exit the room and come back when the barbecue starts."
"What if there are viewers who can empathize with the pain of barbecued meat?" Arthur Tiger said sarcastically.
Mingyou thought for a moment and said, "Then come in again when it's time to eat meat?"
"What if the audience can also empathize with the pain of eating meat?" Arthur Tiger continued sarcastically.
Mingyou asked uncertainly, "How about making an announcement in the livestream room: I'm going to be eating meat today, so vegetarians please watch with caution?"
When Arthur Tiger saw Mingyou discussing with him seriously, he laughed so hard that he rolled around on the grass.
Herman the Bear stepped over Arthur the Tiger's tail while carrying the seasoning.
"Meow!!!!" Arthur the tiger jumped up from the ground.
Herman Bear apologized insincerely: "Sorry, I didn't see it."
Arthur Tiger held his tail and said angrily: "I have such a big tail, are you blind?"
Herman Bear carefully observed Arthur Tiger's tail and said seriously, "I'm sorry, it's too dark. Where is your tail?"
Arthur Tiger: "..." I'm just a little dark! I don't believe you have night blindness!
Mingyou believed it and quickly took out a reflective vest from his system backpack and put it on the big black cat. He also put a fluorescent bow on the tip of the big black cat's tail: "This way everyone can see Dahei at night and won't bump into or step on Dahei!"
Big black cat =_=. Is my young man really stupid or is he doing it on purpose?
"Yes, this vest is very suitable for Your Highness." Herman Bear nodded his head and tried to hold back his laughter.
The big black cat glanced lazily at the big white bear, then lay on the ground and started playing dead, with the bow on the tip of its tail floating in the air - because the tail was too dark to be seen, only the bow was floating around.
Mingyou thought his joke was funny, but no one else could laugh and some even felt a little cold.
Mingyou, whose sense of humor was despised, had no choice but to go and marinate the meat in shame.
The audience chats in the barrage.
"The wind is so pleasant today. I really want to join the picnic."
"The little anchor said that some people would be afraid to kill wild beasts? Is he serious? Doesn't he know who is watching the live broadcast?"
"Among the people watching the live broadcast are not only soldiers but also their families. There might be some people who really can't stand watching meat being processed."
"Nobles, understand, meat grows in the refrigerator."
"Is Colonel Herman really His Highness's bodyguard? Isn't it said that the Colonel's heart is completely devoted to His Highness? There are even rumors that the Colonel has a crush on His Highness. Is this a secret crush? Why do I feel that the Colonel dislikes His Highness?"
"Your Highness is truly good-tempered. He didn't even get angry when someone stepped on his tail. Rumor has it that His Highness has a vengeful temper, but the few times I've watched the live broadcast, I feel like His Highness's temper is too good."
"So, His Majesty the Black has either a problem with his head or his butt, or maybe both."
"Forget about the bow tie, but that reflective vest is pretty practical. I also have black fur, and my tail is always stepped on during night training. It's uncomfortable."
"Come on, who wears a reflective vest on a night mission? Are you setting up a target just to be shot at?"
"Why do spirit beasts have tails? Tails are so anti-human!"
"I seconded the motion! I feel like my tail isn't even part of my body! I've been scared by my own tail several times! I've attacked it like it was an enemy!"
"Being frightened by its own tail, it attacks and bites it as an enemy +1 (lights a cigarette)."
"Treat the tail as an enemy and bite it +2. The tail is really uncomfortable!"
…
The audience had somehow begun lining up, criticizing the tail as something that shouldn't belong to a spirit beast, saying it was always too much of a hindrance. Nine out of ten fights between spirit beasts were over their tails.
What? You stepped on my tail, you pressed my tail, your tail hit my face, your tail poked my food, in short, it's all the tail's fault!
We should form an anti-tail alliance!
His Majesty the Golden Lion said weakly, "Isn't the focus of our most elite warriors in the Star Alliance a little too boring? Ouch! Who the hell stepped on my tail?"
The big snow leopard tilted its head with a confused look on its face.
His Majesty the Great Lion turned around and slapped the poor snow leopard, causing it to roll on the ground whimpering several times.
The snow leopard felt very aggrieved. "Dad, your carpet is golden, your tail is golden too. Big cats always walk with their heads held high, but I didn't see your tail. How normal is that? Why are you abusing me?"
Oh, oh, oh, I was indeed adopted. I must find a way to sneak away and go to my uncle!
The big snow leopard cat covered its beaten head with its paws and said with determination.
…
"By the way, I want to tell you a good news. We have found two new companions. Big Green and Little Green, say hello to everyone." After Mingyou pickled the wild beast meat, he waved to the distance.
The audience followed Mingyou's gaze and saw two little deer running towards them with cheerful steps.
Big green or small green?
The young anchor's naming skills are still as hard to describe as ever.
Among the ten heroes, there is only one pair of twin brothers and sisters. The audience can guess who this pair of twin brothers and sisters are without any need to use their brains.
Kerry and Ellie Clyde are a pair of muscled siblings who fight their way through the military camp with their bare hands.
Because of a disagreement with their superiors, Kerry and Ellie were demoted to a training camp as instructors, specializing in teaching soldiers hand-to-hand combat. Many spirit beasts present had suffered from their devastation.
To be honest, Ellie's face was quite pretty, like that of a girl of seventeen or eighteen. She was also very thin-skinned, usually smiling shyly, and blushing at the slightest excitement. Judging from her face alone, Ellie was a rare and adorable girl in the military camp.
Unfortunately, this cute little girl's head is built on a pile of steel and iron.
Ellie is truly a woman who can run horses on her shoulders and crush rocks with her chest. Although she possesses plant-based abilities, she uses them to strengthen her body, once setting a record for dismantling a small battleship with her bare hands.
Now this extraordinary woman in the military camp has turned into a delicate little deer with a small flower on her head. The men and women in the military camp who have been tortured by Ellie couldn't help but get goose bumps.
When the little white deer snuggled up to the little beast master, rubbing against him and bleating coquettishly, many viewers felt their stomachs churning and even the aroma of barbecue could not arouse their appetite.
When the strong man Kerry lowered his head, gently rubbed the palm of the little spirit beast master with his beautiful antlers, raised his head, and showed a pair of big watery eyes to act coquettishly, many viewers were forced to interrupt the live broadcast and run to the toilet to vomit.
Enough is enough! Even if your age is forced to be smaller! Don't make your personality too different!
Arthur Tiger glanced at the soldiers in the barrage who had been trained by Clyde's siblings. They were on the verge of collapse and began to talk nonsense. The barrage looked like crazy, and he showed a big cat-like disdainful smile.
This is the case with the Clyde brothers and sisters. They are super cute and adorable when they are young, but their physical genes will change after they grow up, and they will develop into people with strong bones.
Their spirit beasts look like this, too. Isn't their fawn form cute now? The adult form is a muscled demon deer. How else do you think they'd act as assassins? Of course, they'd use their supernatural powers to sneak into the enemy camp, then rip open their clothes to reveal their muscles and unleash their unstoppable power.
The big black cat scratched his butt. He had been kicked hard by the muscle demon deer before, and now when he thought about it, he could still feel the pain of his butt as if it had split into eight pieces.
I wonder if Chunyou can still say disgusting words like "Big Green and Little Green are the cutest little deer" when he sees the muscular demon deer that the elf deer has grown into.
The big black cat seemed to have seen the poor little beast master's devastated expression and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Mingyou pounced on him and started rubbing and kneading him: "Dahei, don't be lazy, help me grill the meat."
The big black cat, who wanted to be lazy, had no choice but to stand up, sticking out its belly which was covered with a layer of soft hair, and holding the barbecue grill with its two paws, looking like it had no desire to live.
As a furry creature, he actually wanted to get close to the fire to roast meat? Only someone like Chunyou, who had some weird idea in his head, would do such a thing.
The big white bear glanced at his highness.
Yes, yes, yes. Although you complain, you never refuse the little beast master's request. Your Highness, are you going to add "tsundere" to your personality label, which is already long enough to fill a thousand words?
Tsundere prince? The polar bear shuddered.
So disgusting!
"Is Big White Bear cold?" Ming You saw Big White Bear shivering, and hurriedly took out a felt hat from his backpack and stood on tiptoe to put it on Big White Bear's head.
A dark green felt hat with two ear flaps and a red five-pointed star in the middle!
Mingyou gave the big white bear a thumbs up: "Russian bear! Want vodka? Ton t tn!"
Big White Bear: “…” The little beast master was saying something incomprehensible again.
"This hat looks pretty good. Give me one too!" the big black cat said to Mingyou.
The wind in the forest was so strong at night that it hurt his ears.
Mingyou pulled out a stack of dark green felt hats from his system backpack like a magic trick. These hats seemed to be high-tech, automatically changing size based on the shape of the spirit beasts' heads, even revealing their ears and horns.
So the big black cat, the little red fox, the little gray wolf and the two little deer all became spiritual beasts of the Northeast.
Mingyou also put on a hat and spoke in Northeastern dialect.
Big black cat: “…”
Oh no, I remembered the horror of being "given the entire live broadcast".
"Dahei has also turned into a Siberian tiger." Mingyou said with a smile.
The big black cat adjusted his hat and asked, "What does that Siberian tiger look like?"
"As fat as an orange cat." Mingyou's mind flashed with a news report he saw one year about a Siberian tiger that grew too fat in the winter.
Big black cat: “…”
He decided to break up with the little beast master for one minute!
Arthur Tiger looked down at his slightly bulging soft belly.
Am I really fat? No, right? Just a month ago, Chunyou said I was skinny? Now you're looking down on me for being fat? But the form of a spirit beast is different from the form of a human. I definitely still have eight-pack abs in human form!
How about eating less meat today?
"Dahei? What are you daydreaming about?" Mingyou asked in confusion.
"I wasn't in a daze." The big black cat shook his head so hard that his hat almost flew off.
What is he thinking! A Siberian tiger is an orange cat! He is not a Siberian tiger!
Even if we count by color, he is a big black cat, and his brother is an orange cat! Only orange cats can become as fat as pigs!
His Majesty the Great Golden Lion sneezed loudly, spraying the snow leopard rolling in front of him with cat saliva.
snow leopard:"……"
This life is really unbearable! Dad beats me up one moment and spits in my face the next! Is Dad suffering from Alzheimer's? This life is unbearable! I must find a way to go to my uncle as soon as possible!
The big snow leopard made up his mind again.
…
Mingyou had no idea he would soon be confronted by a large snow leopard. He was currently trying to figure out how to tell the livestream audience about the energy crystals.
"We're going to use a new ingredient in today's barbecue. It's called..." Mingyou paused and asked, "What's it called?"
The big black cat said lazily, "Energy-related minerals."
Mingyou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I know it's an energy-related mineral. It should have a name, right?"
The big black cat glanced at the two little deer playing a game of pounce nearby. "They haven't been named yet. Let's call them Green Stone."
Mingyou was speechless: "Dahei, isn't this too perfunctory?"
The big black cat sneered: "Why didn't you feel perfunctory when you named us?"
The other furries nodded.
Mingyou: "..." Is this matter inevitable? I'm a coward!
"Ahem, everyone is familiar with this kind of ore. It's called green stone, and it's a crystal of wood-attribute energy."
"Wood-attributed energy crystals are very suitable food for plant-based psychics. But my spirit beasts are picky eaters and refuse to eat stones, so I had to turn them into seasoning."
"Spirit beast masters can channel the energy from wood-attributed energy crystals into food, but ordinary spirit beasts can only consume the energy crystals directly. However, I have submitted the relevant research paper. Perhaps the Star Alliance will soon find a more convenient method to use energy crystals to make spirit beast food."
"Dahei said that among the audience watching the live broadcast, in addition to people who raise spirit beasts, there are also many people who have independent spirit beasts. Those with spirit beasts can buy some energy crystals to try, they taste really good."
…
Audience: ...
Who the hell would eat a rock?! Are you kidding me?!
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