Arthur wondered if distributing the cookies would cause a scramble.
But he quickly dispelled his doubts. It was just a thousand cookies, delivered to his door by his brother. Those who wanted to eat them could just unwrap them and eat them right away. Those who wanted to keep them for other resources had already agreed on the exchange.
The audience who can see this live broadcast room will not be as stupid as Chunyou who can't even keep a small cookie.
Mingyou, being singled out as a comparison point for intelligence, felt wronged. He wasn't even down to save a cookie. Dahei's habit of looking down on others by lending money was bad and needed to be stopped.
"Your cookies are gone!"
"Then you're also missing your cat pillow!"
Mingyou admitted defeat and handed the biscuits over with both hands.
The little red fox was very dissatisfied. Why was the little beastmaster so obsessed with cat pillows? Wasn't the fox pillow good enough?
The big white bear had a vicissitudes of life on his face: "You will know after you sleep with Xiaoyou for a night."
The wolf's face was equally vicissitudes: "You don't understand how bad Xiaoyou's sleeping posture is."
The little red fox pushed the mask with its little paws.
I don't believe it! How could such a cute little beastmaster sleep badly?
The big white bear and the big bad wolf said in unison: "Then you try it."
The little red fox proudly offered himself as a pillow, no, as a hug.
Mingyou was very touched and immediately carried the little red fox to bed.
Arthur Tiger gave a tiger-like disdainful smile.
That night, the little red fox went through the horrific experience of being kicked off the bed by Mingyou, who had a terrible sleeping posture, then climbed back on and was kicked off the bed again. The next day, the whole fox was wilted, and even its originally bright red fur had lost its luster.
Big White Bear: "One day, His Highness and Xiaoyou had a fight, and I was using him as a pillow. When he fell asleep, he kicked my stomach like he was riding a bicycle."
Big Bad Wolf: "Thank you for the invitation. When I was a little wolf, my tail was almost bitten off by Xiaoyou, who was probably eating delicious food in my dream."
Big White Bear & Big Bad Wolf: "In short, Xiaoyou is very territorial when he sleeps. He will exclude everything except His Highness, including the pillow and quilt."
Kick them off the bed! Kick them all off the bed!
Mingyou squatted in the corner, buried his face in his knees, and muttered: "Should I go see a doctor?"
Arthur Tiger said with a stern face, "Actually, I already know why Chunyou has ADHD when he sleeps at night."
Mingyou and all the fluffs turned their faces towards Arthur Tiger.
"Chunyou moves around a lot when he sleeps because, although his body has entered a light sleep, his mind is very active," Arthur said. "Studies have shown that when players enter a holographic game, their bodies will twitch slightly due to the active consciousness in the holographic game. So..."
"Stupid You, you often stay up late at night studying on your laptop, right?" Arthur Tiger's eyes emitted Tiger Tiger death rays.
Mingyou jumped up and hid behind the big white bear: "No, no, no."
Arthur Tiger raised his tiger paw: "Confess and you will be treated leniently."
Mingyou responded: "Staying in jail for life!"
The big white bear turned around and looked at Mingyou with a condemning look.
Mingyou immediately changed his words: "I didn't do it, that's all. I just slept poorly! Dahei, you have no evidence, how can you convict me based on your imagination!"
"If you want to accuse someone of a crime, you can always find a pretext!" Mingyou shouted this powerful slogan passionately.
Arthur the tiger's paws trembled slightly, his ears were level with his head, his tail hung down, beating the ground hard, "click, click", "click", like beating a drum.
A nerve in his head was throbbing. "Aren't you socially anxious? Why are you so sharp-tongued now?"
"I have social phobia towards humans, but not towards animals." Mingyou, who has been spoiled by the furries, would not be afraid even if the big black cat opened its bloody mouth and put his head in it, and would even try to stuff mustard-flavored candy into its mouth, spoke in a very arrogant tone.
Arthur Tiger: "...Do you still want a cat quilt and a cat pillow?"
Mingyou finally came up with a countermeasure for this only means that could threaten him.
He lay on the big white bear's back and said in a sad tone, "Without a cat quilt and a cat pillow, I can't sleep. If I can't sleep, I won't be energetic, and if I'm energetic, I'll get sick. If I'm sick, I won't be able to make delicious food for you. But there's nothing we can do about it, right? So let me get insomnia and get sick."
All the fluff was shocked.
Is this still our naive little beast master?
But why does this tone sound so familiar to the beast?
All the light bulbs above the furry heads suddenly lit up, and all the condemning eyes were directed at Arthur Tiger.
Your Highness!!!!!!!
Arthur pointed his tiger claw at himself, his tiger face confused. "Wait, no, what does it have to do with me if he learns bad things? Why do you all think it's my fault?!"
All Fluffy: What do you think!
"What do you mean by 'I think'? I don't think it's me." Arthur Tiger said, "Maybe I learned it from Dabai."
Big White Bear: Haha.
"Maybe he learned it from Dahui."
Big Bad Wolf: Haha.
"Dahong is so willful, he must have learned it from you?"
Sparks came out of the little red fox's mouth, and it kept looking at Arthur Tiger's scarf with an unfriendly look.
He had long been dissatisfied with the big cat scarf that was so attractive to the little beast master.
"Of course, even though Big Green and Little Green are a bit silly, it's still possible."
The big green and little green deer were confused. Aren't the deer just a backdrop? What does it have to do with the deer?
"That's right! As soon as Da Huang returned to the team, Chunyou turned bad. It must be Da Huang's fault?"
The big yellow monkey who was chewing fruit burped.
"Anyway, you can't put the blame on me." Arthur Tiger slapped the ground with his claws and tail at the same time, making a very loud noise.
The big white bear pulled Mingyou, who was hiding behind him, to his front and rubbed Mingyou's soft black curly fur with his bear paws: "Xiaoyou, His Highness is a bad role model. Don't learn from him."
The Big Bad Wolf said, "Your Highness is good in every way, but you really shouldn't imitate his temper or personality."
The other Fluffys, though their heads weren't completely healed, nodded reflexively.
In short, even if they lost their minds, they subconsciously believed that the Big Bad Wolf was right.
Mingyou listened obediently and the matter was over.
Arthur Tiger's big furry face was full of disbelief.
Wait, weren't we criticizing Ming Xiaoyou? How did it become a struggle session with me? Were you so easily sidetracked by "Stupid You"? Should the "Stupid" character in "Stupid You" be attributed to you?!
Mingyou made a face at Arthur Tiger.
The plan to divert everyone's attention with Daikoku was successful again!
Arthur Tiger was so angry that he lay on the ground and groaned.
Mingyou happily went to the study in the RV to continue studying. The big white bear grabbed the big black cat by the scruff of the neck and said, "You know Xiaoyou won't listen no matter how much you say it, so why not just go along with him?"
"Just keep spoiling him. Sooner or later, you'll turn Chunyou into a naughty kid." Arthur Tiger said weakly, "He's already starting to become a bit of a naughty kid."
Taking advantage of favor to commit crimes!
"If seizing every opportunity to study is called 'bearing,' then all parents in the world want their children to be a bit more bearish," the Big Bad Wolf said expressionlessly. "It's not us who are spoiling Xiaoyou too much, it's you, Your Highness. Since Xiaoyou is usually in good spirits, studying at night won't affect his physical health. Why do you care so much?"
Arthur Tiger maintained the hanged cat posture with the white bear holding him by the scruff of the neck, and insisted, "It's wrong not to sleep well at night! Holographic mode can never compare to a good night's sleep! Chunyou is still growing, and getting a good night's sleep is very important!"
"Besides, he has done enough. How can he not even relax during the evening? This is exploitation of child labor!" Arthur Tiger said indignantly.
The big white bear and the big bad wolf looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
Could they say that time was indeed very tight and that if Xiaoyou could organize more information, it would be more beneficial to them? Now their treasure was almost entirely on Xiaoyou. Although Xiaoyou didn't say it, he must have felt it in his heart, so he redoubled his efforts.
And Xiaoyou is already an adult, so how can this be considered child labor exploitation?
"Please try to persuade him more. I hope he will listen." Big White Bear was the first to give in. Although he knew the situation was urgent, Xiaoyou's health was indeed more important than anything else.
The Big Bad Wolf rolled his eyes.
You all act like doting parents. Where are Prince Arthur and Colonel Herman, the ruthless warriors of the battlefield? They say the youngest son and the eldest grandson are the lifeblood of an old man. You're spoiling Mingyou like crazy. Is he your youngest son or your eldest grandson?
"Have the robot give Mingyou a physical exam every day. If he shows any signs of fatigue, ask him to stop studying at night immediately," said the Big Bad Wolf. "Mingyou is a sensible and good boy. Put the physical exam report in front of him and he'll know how to adjust his sleep and rest schedule."
All right, the Big Bad Wolf gave up resistance. He just wanted to pamper her, as he had never tried to pamper anyone before.
"This is the only way." The big white bear agreed first.
Arthur Tiger let out a weak "howl".
"There is a solution. Your Highness, why are you still so listless?" The big white bear picked up the big black cat and shook it.
Arthur tucked his paws in and let the white bear sway him, like it was a tiger-skin coat. "I think if Chunyou pushes himself so hard now, what will happen when he finds out the truth?"
"Even if his social anxiety is severe, for our sake, he will definitely force himself to deal with those cunning freaks who have more tricks than pores on their bodies. Just thinking about it makes me so worried."
As soon as the big white bear loosened its claws, the big black cat fell to the ground with a "plop" like a pool of liquid and turned into a pile of cat.
The big white bear walked away with an expressionless face.
The big bad wolf sighed and walked away expressionlessly.
The other furry animals didn't understand what was going on and continued doing what they were supposed to do, ignoring the big black cat.
Why worry about something that is not even in sight? Are you worried about getting a loan?
Besides, by the time the little beastmaster appears in public, they'll surely be able to transform back into human form. Don't they know how to interact with people? Letting the little beastmaster lead the charge, Your Highness, is your brain still okay? Is it already filled with nutrient blocks?
This black cat is beyond saving. Just wait for death. Goodbye (paws clasped together).
The big black cat lay on the ground and continued to sigh.
How could this be considered a loan for worry? He was rationally preparing for the worst-case scenario: what if they all had diarrhea and couldn't get out of the bathroom? Right? That was entirely possible.
Even the other furries, who'd lost their memories, looked at the big black cat like he was idiot. They might have lost their memories, but they weren't stupid, okay? Even if we were to assume the worst-case scenario, it wouldn't be this bad, okay? You might as well imagine our RV exploding one day, leaving the little beastmaster all alone and helpless!
Arthur slammed his tiger claws on the ground. "Yes! This kind of thing can happen! I have to think of a way to protect Chunyou even if he is the only one left!"
The furries all scattered, not wanting to pay any attention to the cat that had suddenly lost its nerve.
This black cat is beyond saving. Just wait for death. Goodbye (paws clasped together).
…
Every cat will have a cat-crazy episode at some point.
Even Arthur, a big black cat, cannot resist this universal truth.
Arthur Tiger has been acting particularly neurotic lately. With Xiaotian's help, his plan for "How to Protect Dumb You in Various Situations" has already reached tens of thousands of words—of course, he said, Xiaotian compiled all of this. He can't afford to mess with tens of thousands of words.
When he gave the plan to other furries for discussion, they were so shocked by the bizarre ways of their own deaths in the plan that they turned it into a large-scale exhibition of spiritual beast stone sculptures.
"Your Highness, I think you should change the title of this proposal." When the white bear started using honorifics, it was clear he was about to get snarky. "How about 'One Hundred Ways to Die for His Royal Highness Prince Arthur and His Ten Warriors'?"
The big bad wolf clapped his paws expressionlessly: "Agreed, seconded."
Mingyou, who had just finished studying, came over and took a look at the plan Arthur had printed. The plan was encrypted for Mingyou, so he could only see the chapter titles. Each chapter title was in the format of "What if XXX died under certain circumstances?" "Dahei, are you planning to write a novel?"
"Yes, I'm writing. If we encounter an accident, how will you, a fool, survive?" Arthur Tiger complained to himself.
Mingyou blinked and asked in confusion, "If you are all dead, why should I still be alive?"
All the furry things exploded.
The big white bear held his forehead with his paw and said, "Your Highness, I think we should discuss the topic you mentioned earlier."
The Big Bad Wolf's expression was blank, and he said dryly, "I second that."
Mingyou slapped his forehead and said, "That's right! How can I go with you right away? Of course I have to help you get revenge first! Let me think about how to get revenge...ah!"
Arthur Tiger Cushion pushed Mingyou into the kitchen: "Get out of here, go make your meal! Don't think about those nonsense!"
"But……"
"No buts! Get out! Get out of here right now!"
"I'm not round, so I can't roll." Mingyou muttered as he walked towards the kitchen.
Aren't they discussing novels? As a seasoned otaku who's devoured countless online novels, he's got a thousand different revenge plot ideas in his head. After dinner, he'll discuss this with Dahei.
Maybe by using his tricks, Dahei could become famous with one book and become a famous cat writer! Then he, the spirit beast master, would also be proud of it.
…
"Should we hire a psychiatrist for Xiaoyou? I think his mental state is really not right." The little red fox adjusted his mask and said in a sad tone.
The three big fluffy ones all looked at the little red fox in unison: "Xianluo, are you awake?"
Fairy Fox: "I'm awake! I was startled awake when the little beastmaster said 'What's the point of living?'"
"But I don't have enough energy yet. Even though I'm awake, I might not be awake for much each day. It's better for me to continue to maintain my little fox form."
Big White Bear sighed, "I understand. Just like Yan Yi before, you have intermittent seizures, right? It doesn't matter. When you lose your memory, you are much easier to take care of than Yan Yi. At least you won't tear my pillow and bite my tail."
Yan Yi's wolfish face stiffened slightly.
After he woke up, he never confronted the polar bear because he was worried that the polar bear would bring up his dark history when he had dementia.
However, it seemed that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't escape this disaster.
Yan Yilang thought, I should continue to be the enemy of the big white bear in the future:).
The big white bear glanced at the big bad wolf with disdain on his face.
Afraid of you?
Xianluo Fox covered her mouth with her paws and laughed out loud: "Okay, you two don't really fight, Xiaoyou will worry. Your Highness, do you have a psychologist you trust?"
"Yes, but I don't think Chunyou will open up to others. He has too many secrets. At least half of his current personality and psychological problems come from his unforgettable past life. If he wants to receive psychological treatment, he must confess his secrets. Although I think the psychologist I brought with me is trustworthy, Mingyou will definitely not trust him."
"Although he didn't hide his past life from you, he never took the initiative to tell you, right?" Arthur Tiger said, "The more people know the secret he relies on for survival, the greater the psychological pressure he faces. He believes we are beasts connected to his life, not humans, so he places too much trust in us. If we tell others about his affairs, it would be a betrayal to him."
Xianluo Fox fell into deep thought. After a while, he sighed and said, "Indeed. We can only find a way to alleviate the dark side of his heart."
"Don't worry too much, as long as we're fine, he'll be fine," Arthur said. "I've connected with him spiritually several times, and I saw that he's pinning all his hopes on us."
It's tied to me, Arthur Tiger added in his heart.
"So it doesn't matter." Arthur Tiger waved his tiger paws. "He can rely on me. I can't fall down."
Xianluo Fox put her two little paws together and leaned over to Arthur Tiger: "Yes, relying on His Royal Highness, there will be no problem."
Just like on the battlefield, all the soldiers' hopes are pinned on His Royal Highness. His Royal Highness will never let anyone lose hope.
"But we still have to have a good discussion. At least we have to cure his fear of humans." Arthur Tiger looked handsome for a few seconds, then he lay on the ground and sighed, "Can you imagine what he would feel like when he found out we are humans? I don't dare to think about it anyway."
The fairy fox raised its head and switched to a dementia state in an instant.
Sorry, he doesn't want to think about it.
The big polar bear and the big bad wolf looked at each other and decided not to be enemies for the time being, but to form a united front to solve this big problem.
The big yellow monkey scratched his head, and the two little deer gently rubbed each other's ears.
What is a human? What is a human? Aren't we spirit animals? What is this big black cat saying? Why can't we understand?
Forget it, it’s too complicated, let’s not think about it.
The big yellow monkey scratched his head again and went to the kitchen to help the little beast master cook.
These animals are really something. They let the little bald monkey cook for so many animals.
"It would be great if Leo woke up. He has so many tricks up his sleeve." Arthur Tiger sighed in his heart as he looked at the inexplicably mature, reliable, gentle and honest big monkey.
Who could have known that Leo's insanity was actually the result of the good old monkey's scheme?
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