A large rabbit that had just grown a layer of short fur was trembling under the claws of a large black cat.
Of course, this big black cat is not the big black cat in Mingyou’s family. It is a big black caracal with two ponytails.
"It's you who's making things difficult for His Highness?" The big black caracal with twin tails showed a ferocious expression.
The big rabbit was too lazy to shake. He lay down and asked, "How did you find out?"
"Mr. Ming is selling rabbit fur hats during the live broadcast. You are bald." Another big-faced cat licked its paw leisurely.
If Mingyou were here, he'd definitely be screaming. This big-faced cat is actually the super-famous manul from a previous life.
The big rabbit sighed, "What a bad idea! Yes, I did it. What are you going to do?"
The black caracal with twin tails wanted to scratch the fat rabbit until it bled, but the caracal stopped him: "We should still stand on the same front. At least don't let him get hurt now, or he won't have an excuse not to go to the battlefield."
The big caracal snorted coldly and stomped on the fat rabbit's belly several times, almost making it vomit. Then it withdrew its claws and said, "You gave away half of your property? Aren't you worried about it all going to waste?"
"I make money just to make myself happy. That's only half of it. It doesn't hurt anything. I can just make more money after losing everything." The big rabbit shook off the fat all over his body and shrank into a big rabbit ball.
Ever since he got his new spiritual beast food, he'd eaten himself into a fat man. What looked like fat was actually stored energy. If provoked, he could unleash all that energy in one go, making his fighting power no less powerful than the big cats before him.
But as a businessman, he didn't bother to use his stored energy until he was sure his life was safe. He just let it get stepped on as many times as he wanted; it didn't hurt anyway.
Rabbit feigned pain and said, "Uncle Shadow, that kick was too hard. We're friends after all. Could you hold back a little?"
The caracal was so angry that he laughed. This rabbit is quite shameless. Who is your friend? Is he the friend you slaughtered so cruelly?
"Let's not talk about that anymore. I've got some good intelligence. Since you won't let me contact His Highness directly, I'll give it to you for free." Rabbit opened a special area in his brain and passed the information to them. "I didn't expect Mr. Ming to act so quickly, and so... directly. Perhaps the information I have now won't be of much use."
Rabbit was truly impressed. He'd heard Mr. Ming had once tried to threaten the loudmouthed Marmot Pirates with a bounty on their heads, offering cookies. He'd thought it was a joke. He'd never imagined Mr. Ming would actually blatantly meddle in the Chaos Star Zone, offering a cookie bounty for information.
Now, the Chaos Star Region is in complete chaos, with ordinary psychics completely at odds with the spirit beasts. Did Your Highness foresee this outcome? Or is this the effect Your Highness intended?
He let Mr. Ming handle the situation in a personal capacity while he reaped the benefits. He truly lived up to the reputation of being the most formidable man in the galaxy. Even the most formidable pirates and hunters in the chaotic star zone would be ashamed of his cunning.
The Star Alliance might be about to stir up some big waves.
The big rabbit accidentally clicked on a spirit beast fight post on the dark web. A group of spirit beasts were challenging each other. If ordinary people with special abilities objected, they could come and challenge each other to a fight. No one would leave until they had fought.
Haha, Mr. Ming's sudden appearance is no longer just a wave, but a storm. I hope the storm will eventually bring good results, so that my foolish friend will be happy if he knows about it in the afterlife.
A fool who is oppressed by the powerful in the autonomous star zone, makes a living in the chaotic star zone, and still longs to return to the Star Alliance, will only be happy about such a small thing.
The big rabbit felt a little empty when he thought about the half of his wealth he had given away.
Spending too much money really makes me feel empty.
…
"Dahei, Dahei, look at my new doll." Mingyou took out an extra-large black cat doll, and His Highness Arthur Tiger was shocked.
"Did you shave my hair while I was sleeping?" Arthur Tiger pulled his airplane ears, arched his back and roared at Mingyou, his tail exploded into a fairy wand.
How could I possibly make such a big doll out of my shed hair!
"This isn't your fur." Mingyou stuffed the big black cat stuffed animal into Arthur's hand. "This is a stuffed animal made of fur that I carefully selected to best suit your energy fluctuations. It has a calming effect on your spirit. When you're on a business trip, you can sleep with this in your arms, replacing my pillow. This way, you won't have trouble falling asleep."
Arthur's tiger tail drooped, his ears pricked up. He squatted down, tilted his head, and stretched his ears: "Who can't sleep? You can't sleep."
Mingyou thought to himself, "I haven't slept at all recently. I've been studying hard in the system. I won't tell you this."
"You've got bags under your eyes," Mingyou said. "Don't think I didn't notice your rapid transformation back into a big black cat."
Arthur Tiger's hind legs stiffened as he pricked his ears: "I don't have it!"
Mingyou showed the news screenshots to Arthur Tiger.
Arthur Tiger argued: "The picture is fake."
"Take it." Mingyou stuffed the big black cat doll into Arthur's arms.
Arthur the Tiger scowled as he held his giant stuffed animal. "Is it okay for a tiger this size to hold a stuffed animal?" Besides, the dark circles and bags under his eyes weren't caused by sleeplessness; he simply had too much on his plate, and some of it required staying up all night to finish.
For a person with special abilities, it's no problem to sleep less for a few nights. But there are so many troubles, and it still consumes a lot of energy, making Arthur feel very tired.
"Meow?" Diandian came over with his little black cat doll in his mouth, and found that the big black cat mother...uncle was holding the same doll as him.
"Meow!" Diandian happily dropped his own doll and jumped onto Arthur's big doll and stepped on it. Then he found that the "taste" of this big doll was not the same as that of the big black cat uncle. So he jumped off the big doll in disgust, holding his own doll in his mouth, hissing, biting and kicking it with his legs, which made Arthur's face twitch slightly.
This naughty kid, does he like me, or does he have something against me? How could you use my noble furry doll as a hunting practice?
And, you're a leopard! Stop meowing! Arthur the Tiger was having a headache. Should he just send his nephew back to his older brother, lest his older brother come after him if he spoiled him?
Mingyou took out a cat toy from his system backpack. The toy also had a ball of fur made of a spirit beast's fur on it. "Come on, tap and jump."
The little snow leopard immediately put down his little doll and imitated Arthur the tiger. He lowered his body, raised his butt and tail, and twisted his body like a snake: "Meow! Aaaaaaa!"
The little snow leopard jumped up and waved his little fists around, but all his punches missed.
"That's not how you pounce. Learn from me!" Arthur Tiger saw that the little snow leopard had been trying to catch the fur ball for a long time without success. He felt itchy and also lowered his body, twisted his fat butt, and flicked his tail as he pounced on the fur ball.
"Hey!" Mingyou raised the cat toy as high as he could, but Arthur Tiger still caught the fur ball in his mouth. "Dahei is so awesome!"
Arthur Tiger spewed out a large ball of fur: "Did you see that? You have to predict the trajectory of the fur ball... Stupid You! No live streaming!"
Mingyou chuckled. The sight of the big cat teaching the little kitten how to play with the cat stick was so adorable, I really wanted to share it with everyone in the Star Alliance.
My big black cat is the cutest in the universe!
Arthur Tiger snorted coldly, turned back into a human, picked up Diandian, and gave him to Adeline's mother who was working hard next door.
For Adeline's mother, taking care of the little leopard is not work, but a rest. When she sees the little leopard jumping around, the fatigue from work is immediately swept away.
"His Highness Diandian is becoming more and more lively." Adeline smiled. "It seems that he will grow up soon."
"He is now rejecting the memories of his growing up, so he remains at this stage. When he accepts those memories, he will truly grow up." Arthur always stood very straight when he was in human form, which made Mingyou feel very tired.
So Mingyou stretched out his finger and poked Arthur's waist.
Hey, it's hard, not like a big black cat's waist at all, it's all soft meat and fur.
Arthur: "...What are you doing?"
"Too thin, I should gain some weight." Mingyou pinched his waist. Although he didn't have any extra fat on his waist, he still wanted to say, "It would be nice to have a soft swimming ring."
Arthur: "...What's wrong with you?" What's wrong with my slim waist and abs? You actually want a swimming ring?
"Okay, okay, go back to your rooms and talk about your flirting. Don't set off flash bombs in front of me." Adeline's mother smiled and pushed Arthur and Mingyou out the door. She continued to work while watching Diandian play with toys.
Arthur was furious. How could he be flirting with Chunyou?! Chunyou's malicious desire to make him grow a belly fat was considered flirting?!
Mingyou poked Arthur's waist with his finger again.
Arthur: "...If you tell me to grow a belly again, I'll throw you out."
Mingyou thought that Dahei was only good at talking. Normally, when he was asked to reflect on his mistakes, he would allow him to kneel on the carpet, so he would never be willing to throw him out.
"Okay, okay, I was just wondering, aren't you tired of holding your back so straight all the time?" Mingyou said, "Big cats just like to laze around, don't they? There's no need to be tense all the time at home. I see your muscles are stiff."
Arthur was silent for a while and said, "I'm used to it." It turned out that Chunyou didn't dislike his stiff waist, nor did he really like his fat belly, he just cared about him.
Forget it, I won’t be angry with this stupid You who can’t talk.
"Just change your habits back at home," said Mingyou, the head of the family, arrogantly. "Everyone saw you straighten your back so much. Dabai and the others also straightened their backs immediately. I saw how tired they were."
I poked, I poked, I poked hard.
"Stop poking me. I get it. I'll change." Arthur stopped Mingyou from poking. This guy has completely treated his human form as a big black cat. Do you know that your actions are very ambiguous?
Arthur wanted to remind him, but he was worried that the atmosphere between them would become awkward after Mingyou woke up, so he had to swallow his frustration and let Mingyou do whatever he wanted.
"That's right." Mingyou jumped up and hung on Arthur's back, just like he usually did with the big black cat. "I have good news for you."
"What's the good news? You're finally not going to get kicked out of your new game team?" Arthur carried Mingyou on his back as he headed towards the study. His work wasn't finished yet.
Mingyou is obsessed with research, which makes his spirit beast partners very worried, so they "lure" Mingyou to play the most popular holographic online game in the Star Alliance.
Mingyou is not interested in those "primitive planet social customs" such as magic martial arts and stone-burning hot weapon battles. He likes interstellar holographic online games.
Spaceships! Giant robots! This is a man's romance!
Mingyou was so excited that he took out an hour every day to play games, and he was tortured for 59 out of the 60 minutes.
The spirit beast partners wanted Mingyou to spend money to become stronger, but Mingyou was willing to spend every penny on things other than raising spirit beasts. He completely became a no-paying pit bull who ruined other players' gaming experience, and he never tired of pitting one team and then moving to another place to pit.
Xiaoyou seemed quite happy being a jerk, but his teammates were very unhappy. After his spirit beast partners tried to persuade him in vain, they could only sigh and say, "As long as Xiaoyou is happy, that's all."
"I got kicked and scolded, hehe." Mingyou laughed, "But I got a good piece of equipment for free. Wearing this, I can use my nurse to sneak into the fixed team. This is a victory for the freeloaders!"
Arthur's mouth twitched. "Look at your savings. Do you have the nerve to give away free games?"
"That's not what I'm happy about," Mingyou said. "A lot of spirit beasts signed up for my help post. They even gave me their real identities and said that after I'm done with this job, they hope I can introduce them to you. They want to join the Star Alliance and regain their citizenship!"
"I have attracted so many high-end spiritual beast talents for you. Shouldn't you give me some reward?" Mingyou hinted.
Arthur didn't understand what Mingyou was hinting at. Although he and Mingyou were in tune with each other most of the time, Mingyou was always thinking about so many strange things that he wouldn't understand even if he were in tune with him. "What do you want?"
Mingyou was stunned. He just wanted a reward, but he hadn't decided what it was yet.
"Let me think about it." Mingyou jumped off Arthur's back, hugged his arms and frowned in thought.
Arthur: "...Then think about it carefully. Is there anything else you're happy about?"
"Oh, and one more thing. Xiaotian has sent you all the information I exchanged, right?" Mingyou asked.
Arthur nodded. This was largely responsible for the dark circles and bags under his eyes.
This intelligence involved some high-ranking members of the Star Alliance, and they indeed gathered together and planned to counterattack.
They seemed to have realized that it was impossible to be his enemy at the official level of the Star Alliance, so they wanted to take a crooked approach.
Some mad scientist had told them that they could use spirit beasts to create a powerful forbidden weapon, one that even the combined power of all the spirit beasts in the Star Alliance couldn't match. With that weapon, even if they couldn't drive the Big Cats out of the Star Alliance, they could still wreak havoc in the Chaos Star Zone.
For non-spiritual beasts, weapons, like external objects, make them feel more secure. I don't know what evidence the other party produced, but they actually believed it.
This experiment may have been started a long time ago. It's just that they have been tossing around in the Chaos Star Zone. The Chaos Star Zone has always been a place where the strong prey on the weak and there is no human rights. This kind of animal experiment is just a small matter and no one cares about it at all.
Even if the big rabbit had not brought this matter to Arthur's attention, and the ones who were captured for experiments were not soldiers who had followed Arthur, and were not heroic spirit beasts who had shed blood and worked hard for the Covenant, the Covenant would still not care.
The Chaos Star Zone was not under the jurisdiction of the Star Alliance. It was a lawless place. If the Star Alliance took action against the Chaos Star Zone, it would be equivalent to taking action against other interstellar alliances and would be met with hostility from the entire Chaos Star Zone.
Mingyou understood this point very well. No matter how well his country developed in his previous life, it could not care about the suffering of people in other countries.
At most, evacuate the overseas Chinese.
Now, what they are doing is probably saving their compatriots in a foreign land? After all, they have been on the same battlefield, recognize themselves as members of the Star Alliance, and the spirit beasts who have made contributions to the Star Alliance are definitely their compatriots.
The Star Alliance's position is tenable. Besides, this is not an official operation, but a private operation of Mingyou, a spirit beast master. The personnel are all hired with spirit beast cookies. The Chaos Star Zone has been completely divided because of Mingyou's "crazy" behavior.
Mingyou still doesn't know this, and Arthur was really surprised when he found out.
For the sake of a little biscuit, you broke with the unspoken rules that had lasted for thousands of years in the Chaos Star Zone. You spirit beasts in the Chaos Star Zone are really... amazing.
"I got some new information from Big Rabbit. There's a place that might have a special energy signal similar to the energy fluctuations of a spirit beast. But the signal is too weak to be interpreted," Mingyou said. "I want to go there."
Others cannot decipher it. He is a spirit beast master with a system. Both his parents are dead, but he has a system and memories of his past life. He is a true protagonist template. Maybe he can discover something.
Arthur glared at Mingyou. "How could Big Rabbit contact you directly?" Didn't this guy just get beaten up by the Caracal and his gang? And the Caracal and his gang were trying to take credit for it.
Arthur then realized that the caracal that had stolen his title was actually his admirer. Fortunately, he didn't tell anyone about the fact that his title had been stolen, which had been bothering him for a long time, otherwise he would have been very embarrassed.
The caracal also told him this news. Big Rabbit, using the money that had nearly broken his business empire's cash flow, had a caravan equipped with the most expensive instruments, searching every possible location. Finally, they found a place with energy fluctuations similar to the thoughts transmitted by his friend.
Arthur was considering with whom and with what excuse to go and explore that place, and whether to take Mingyou with him.
Intellectually, Arthur knew that taking Mingyou with him would likely yield the most accurate information. The secret Mingyou was hiding might be their biggest trump card.
But emotionally, Arthur really didn't want to take Mingyou to the Chaos Star Zone, a place where beasts ruled everywhere.
Just the encounter with slave traders who would sell every starship when docking at the airport in the chaotic star zone would probably make Mingyou uncomfortable for a long time.
Even though the Star Alliance has many problems, it is ultimately a peaceful and unified interstellar "country". Even the people on the administrative planets of the autonomous star zones can live a stable life for the time being.
A world where people are truly worthless is a place of eternal chaos and division. Without a country, there is no home. A chaotic star zone is a state of complete anarchy.
"I interrogated Big Rabbit." Mingyou patted Arthur's shoulder. Seeing that Arthur was still frowning, he reached out and tapped Arthur's frown. "The information I exchanged for the cookies included the unusual behavior of Big Rabbit's family. With just a little guess, you can know what Big Rabbit is doing."
"He knows about the Missing Energy Body and might use it to find the enemy's base. He's a cold-blooded, stingy businessman. Even if he were to conduct large-scale exploration, others would simply assume he's searching for business opportunities, like minerals or treasures. They wouldn't associate him with something so unprofitable."
"The person who gave me the information mistakenly thought the Rabbit family had some business dealings with that illegal experimental group and told me to pay more attention," Mingyou said. "But I know that he dared to offend you for his friend, so using half of his family fortune as revenge is nothing. After all, he's so powerful, he can still make more, right?"
"So I forced him to answer. If he didn't answer, I would call on other spirit beasts not to buy his products." Mingyou clenched his fists. "I won't supply him with goods, I won't supply him with goods! He gave in!"
Arthur: "...Your threats are almost driving him to death. It would be strange if he doesn't surrender." He spent all his family wealth and was able to make a comeback, but was targeted by Mingyou. How could he still survive?
Mingyou unclenched his fists in embarrassment and scratched his head, "Isn't this just me imitating you? I definitely wouldn't do such a thing. How could I possibly suppress someone so easily? I'm not a big villain. I'm just trying to scare him. If he sees through my deception, I'll have another step."
Arthur was curious: "What's next?"
Mingyou said, "If he had cooperated with me, I would have made him one of the direct suppliers of spiritual beast food in the Chaos Star Zone. I didn't expect him to back down and not even put forward my offer."
Arthur: "...Don't tell that to the rabbit. It'll be pissed off to death."
"If he is reliable, we will give him this condition in the future. He is someone who would do such a thing for his friends. I think after I avenge his friends, he will be worthy of our trust." Mingyou said naively.
Arthur thought to himself, this kind of chain of logic, where the enemy of a friend's enemy can become a friend, is something only someone as simple-minded as Mingyou would think. How many connections are there? Is Mingyou's brain circuitry completely linear? This can't even be called a circuit.
"Well, we'll see when the time comes." Arthur had no choice but to say this.
"Anyway, I have to go." Mingyou said, "You're not surprised at all. You must have known about this. Even if you don't want me to go, I'll go anyway."
"It's dangerous." Arthur said seriously.
Mingyou said: "It's not dangerous. I believe you. Can they be more dangerous than the Zerg?"
Arthur: "..." At this time, he thought that it was not good that his record was too brilliant, as it made Chunyou feel complacent.
Arthur frowned: "The Chaos Star Zone is too chaotic. I don't want you to go there."
Mingyou stretched out his finger to poke Arthur's eyebrow again, but Arthur used his hand to dig the rebellious finger away.
Arthur thought to himself, could this guy please not use the bad habits he developed as a big black cat on himself in human form? It's really embarrassing.
"I know it's a mess. I searched online for information about the Chaos Star Zone and even watched some tragic documentaries on the dark web," Mingyou said. "I'm mentally prepared. Besides, we're not going to liberate all of humanity in the Chaos Star Zone. We're just gathering information. At worst, I can stay on the ship. I won't even leave for supplies. Who could possibly come and show me some bloody scene? Your worries are unnecessary."
Arthur continued to frown. That being said, what if they were attacked? Mingyou had never witnessed a real bloody battle.
"I'll think about it," said Arthur.
Mingyou gave Arthur a thumbs up and said, "Don't think about it. I've decided for you."
Arthur immediately felt like he was having a heart attack, and his voice rose several octaves: "What did you do again!"
Mingyou covered his ears and tried to please him carefully: "What did you do? You make it sound like I did a lot of bad things. I'm so good."
Arthur felt a tightness in his chest.
You've shaved the fur of all the spirit beasts in the Star Alliance, and you still have the nerve to call yourself a good person?!
"What did you do?" Arthur found a chair and sat down. He was afraid that he would get too angry and have a brain hemorrhage and collapse.
Mingyou was busy massaging Arthur's head and pressing the solar plexus.
Arthur became even more worried. Mingyou was so attentive, so something must be going on!
"I've been discussing this with my computer for a long time and have turned it into a side quest," Mingyou said pitifully. "If I complete this quest and decipher the information carried by the energy roaming in that space, not only will I be able to pay off my debt to the computer, but I'll also earn a large sum of knowledge points. If I don't do this quest, my knowledge points will be deducted to negative numbers."
"That's a huge negative number, a negative number I probably won't be able to pay off in my lifetime. Carrying this kind of debt, my optical computer will be completely useless." Mingyou tried to look pitiful with eager eyes. "It's serious, very serious. In order to prevent my golden finger from being destroyed, I must complete this task."
Arthur: "...is this a suicide attack?"
Mingyou: "How can this be called a suicide attack? Who did I attack? This is called a suicide threat."
Arthur: "...You're still so proud? Tell me, who gave you this idea? This is definitely not a stupid idea that your little head can come up with!"
Mingyou shook his head vigorously: "I thought of it myself!"
Arthur: "...Xiaotian, give me the highest authority and check if there is a chat group that Mingyou has joined that has all the other spirit beast partners besides me."
Mingyou covered his laptop tightly: "No!! You are invading my privacy!"
Arthur grabbed Mingyou by the back of his collar and forced him to sit on his lap. He used his arms to restrain Mingyou who wanted to escape: "Even if you run away, I can still see you, Xiaotian!"
"Here we go, Your Highness! I forgot there was such a thing as supreme authority." Xiaotian projected a crying emoticon and said, "Sir, the relevant chat records have been sent to you. Xiaoyou, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you QAQ!"
"Dahei, are you a cat tyrant?" Mingyou showed the same QAQ face as Xiaotian.
Arthur pressed Mingyou's restless head on his shoulder with one hand, and scrolled through the chat history in the air with the other hand.
Sure enough, except for him, all the spirit beast partners were in the group, and most of the discussions were about "how to make that big black cat that is as domineering as a crab become more obedient", etc., which made his blood pressure soar.
Chat history:
Mingyou: Dahei definitely knows about this! He definitely doesn't want me to go! How can I not go? I'm the only one who can solve this problem! So many cute kids are waiting for me to rescue them! Danggun, help me find a way to convince Dahei!
Dahui: Stop using so many exclamation marks. It's bothering my eyes. Xiaoyou, His Highness is worried about your safety. You can help us solve the technical problem remotely.
Dabai: Yes, it’s too dangerous.
Mingyou: I don't care! I'm going to use exclamation points! I'm going to go! Roll over! If you don't let me go, I'll go secretly!
Big Gray: ...whatever you want.
Dabai: I can’t think of a way to get His Highness to let me go (Dabai Bear waving.jpg).
Da Huang: Unless you cry, make a fuss, and even threaten to hang yourself, there is no way His Highness will agree.
Mingyou: Brother Monkey, that’s a good idea!
Dahuang: ...I didn’t say anything (monkey flies away.jpg).
Da Qing: Xiaoyou, even if you threaten to cry, make a fuss, or even hang yourself, His Highness won’t believe you. Be good and listen to His Highness.
Dacheng: That’s right, unless you really make a difficult choice that puts His Highness in a difficult position, such as your optical computer self-destructing. But how is that possible?
Mingyou: As expected of Huo Ritian, his imagination is full. I can actually do this.
Big Orange: Goodbye! I’m not here! Oops! Someone please help me withdraw this!
Da Zi: ...Xiao You, you won’t really do anything dangerous, right?
Da Lan: How could Xiaoyou do anything so dangerous? The computer Xiaoyou brought from his past life was also an educational computer, so it definitely doesn't have a self-destruct function. At most, he could borrow some money from the computer, then use some unknown technology to secretly catch up, forcing His Highness to compromise.
Mingyou: I hadn't thought of that! I just checked with the optical computer, and it works! Thank you, Dalan =3=.
Da Lan: I didn’t say anything, don’t put the blame on me…
Big Blue: Where is the undo button?!
Dahui: You guys just helped Xiaoyou come up with the plan by talking to each other?!
Dabai: It’s over, let’s disband this group. Sooner or later, His Highness will kill us all (big black cat holding a bloody knife.jpg).
Mingyou: Hehehe, I am the group owner and cannot disband the group. I also won’t allow you to leave. If you leave, I will transfer the group records to Dahei. Hehehe, it’s not easy to get off the pirate ship once you’ve gotten on it.
Mingyou: (づ￣3￣)づ muah, the matter has been resolved, thank you everyone!
Everyone: @￥#￥#%#&*! !!!
…
Arthur felt complicated after reading the chat records.
Should his subordinates bear the blame for this? They seemed to have been trying very hard to persuade Mingyou to give up, and had complained about some unreliable opinions, and then Mingyou did it?
Ming Xiaoyou, you can find a feasible route from other people's nonsense. I wronged you. You are not stupid, you just have a different way of thinking.
You are a genius!
Arthur gritted his teeth and pressed Mingyou's head into his arms, moving it harder than Mingyou moved his cat ears. "Can't you think about the real world in your little head?! Stop causing trouble for me every day!"
"It's not that I haven't. I've never caused trouble for you." Mingyou, whose hair was a mess like a chicken coop, tried to defend himself, "Today is just the first time!"
"If there's a first time, there's a second time!"
"Please don't lend me a loan to condemn me!"
"Now that you've opened this door and tasted the sweetness, you'll definitely do it again!"
"I told you not to blame me for something I didn't do!"
Arthur and Mingyou argued for half an hour, and then both of them were so tired that they lay down on the chairs and gasped for breath.
How come an argument is more tiring than fighting? This stupid cat is really a headache.
"Okay, I'll take you there." Arthur looked at Mingyou's face with a vicious look. If he were a big black cat now, he would definitely want to bite Mingyou's head off. "But you must be obedient and don't do anything rash. That's a chaotic star zone. If you do something rash, even I can't save you."
How could Mingyou maintain such an innocent expression and do such a horrible thing? Your belly is darker than my fur, right?!
Mingyou made an OK sign and proudly declared himself victorious: "No problem. You have to believe me, I've never done anything wrong outside."
Arthur believed Mingyou on this point. When Mingyou went out with him, he would never run around. Even if he did, he would wear him like a cat hat before running around.
"Thank you, Dahei!" Mingyou hugged Arthur and kissed him on the forehead. After that, he jumped off Arthur's legs like a rabbit, his face flushed, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot you were still a human being!"
"I've always been a human being," Arthur said wearily. "The Big Black Cat is still me now, no difference."
"Really? Hahaha." Mingyou scratched his head and laughed foolishly. He actually took advantage of the humanoid big cat! The big cat wasn't angry yet! Does this prove that the humanoid big cat also has some ambiguous feelings for him?
Mingyou, who is obsessed with looks, secretly glanced at his perfect-looking human-shaped cat and secretly hid his bad thoughts.
Bah, you old pervert. Sleeping with a beautiful woman in your arms every day makes your thoughts less and less pure.
Mingyou, who had lived two lifetimes and finally entered the state of mind of a vulgar adult, thought sadly.
"What are you thinking about? Sighing alone?" Arthur rubbed his temples, his head hurt.
"Nothing." Mingyou saw that Arthur was very tired, and hurriedly massaged Arthur's head. "How about you transform back into a spirit beast and work? I'll use my heart power to massage you while you work?"
"If I were a spirit beast, I'd be very emotional when reviewing documents." Arthur pulled out a document requesting free food for the spirit beasts. "For example, this one. If it were now, I'd explain to him carefully how unreliable his suggestions are. If I were Arthur the Tiger..."
"If your brain is eaten by zombies, you can dig a hole and bury yourself, sleep and wait for your brain to grow back in the next life. There is no need to submit this kind of suggestion to advertise that you have no brains, something that others don't want to know." Arthur gritted his teeth.
Mingyou laughed dryly. Being a prince like Dahei really wasn't easy. Although he knew these opinions were just grandstanding and even deliberately offensive, he couldn't get angry.
This kind of thing can only be done by Prince Arthur in human form. If it were a big black cat, it would have torn all these documents into pieces with its claws.
"Can't I let Big Brother handle it? You're not officially working yet, are you?" Mingyou said, "These aren't your jobs to begin with."
"I'm responsible for matters concerning spiritual beast food and the promotion of spiritual beast studies. Big brother doesn't know much about these things," Arthur said. "My current documents are all for Big Brother to review."
Mingyou grumbled inwardly. His Highness the Great Golden Lion really did boss his younger brother around. He let him do the work and take care of his son.
"Let's cut off Big Brother's snack supply." Mingyou suggested. If I can't solve the problem, can't I bully my own people?
Arthur glanced at the underworld documents in front of him and said tiredly, "Do you believe that he's using hunger as an excuse to get even worse? Instead of relying on Big Brother, I should hope that Diandian will grow up quickly and help me share some of the burden."
Mingyou pondered. Perhaps he could actually do this.
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