Jiang Zhen: “?”
What?
What the hell?
Jiang Zhen had a miserable life as a child. He couldn't even get enough to eat. He never had the chance to read a book or watch a cartoon about dinosaurs.
Later, when he grew up, he was busy starting a company to make money and taking revenge, and he had no interest in creatures like dinosaurs at all.
Therefore, when Jiang Zhen heard this question which was very simple for children, he simply couldn't give an answer.
The groomsmen behind Jiang Zhen were about to speak when they heard Uncle Zhang say, "Hey! Don't remind us. If you do, we won't be able to move the bench."
Jiang Zhen immediately admitted defeat and said, "Uncle Zhang, I really don't know about this. How about you punish me and remove this bench?"
Seeing Jiang Zhen's sincere attitude, Uncle Zhang nodded and agreed.
A group of little boys watching the fun nearby stuck out their tongues and said to Jiang Zhen with a grin, "What a fool the groom is! It's a Spinosaurus!"
Jiang Zhen blushed a little when he was laughed at as "stupid" by a group of little kids.
"Come, have a glass of water." Uncle Zhang handed Jiang Zhen a glass of water that had been prepared long ago.
As soon as Jiang Zhen took the cup of water, he smelled the sour taste in it. He took a sip and was immediately startled by the sour taste.
This thing...
Jiang Zhen asked Uncle Zhang with a strange look on his face: "Uncle Zhang, is this...lemon juice?"
Uncle Zhang laughed heartily and readily admitted, "Yes, it takes six lemons to squeeze out this much water. Xiao Jiang, if you want us to remove the bench, you have to show your sincerity."
Jiang Zhen prepared himself mentally, then closed his eyes and gulped down the glass of lemon juice.
Seeing him drink as soon as he said it, the groomsmen behind him all grimaced, their mouths feeling sour. Jiang Zhen put down his cup, his brows and nose wrinkled.
He stood there, taking a moment to come back to life. Jiang Zhen's mouth was already bitter, but he still had to smile and say to Uncle Zhang and the others, "Uncle Zhang, please remove the bench."
Uncle Zhang said, "Xiao Jiang, treat Xi girl better in the future. If you let her suffer any injustice and let her down, she will feel as sour as the lemon juice you drank."
Jiang Zhen understood what Uncle Zhang meant, and he promised, "Don't worry, Uncle Zhang. From now on, I'll eat the sour and bitter ones, and give the sweet and fragrant ones to her."
A woman behind him smiled and said, "You have a sweet mouth."
Jiang Zhen said unconscionably, "Lemon is sweet."
Everyone: “…”
Sweet as hell!
Uncle Zhang removed the bench and asked a second question.
"Second question, which three animals stacked together are the tallest?"
Jiang Zhen: “…”
What are these problems?
Jiang Zhen thought for a moment and asked hesitantly, "Giraffe?"
Uncle Zhang: “Wrong!”
Jiang Zhen asked without hesitation: "What is the correct answer?"
Uncle Zhang: "Pig, she-wolf, wasp!"
Jiang Zhen: “…”
Mount fucking Everest!
"I give up."
Uncle Zhang asked the lady next to him to prepare the hair removal patch in advance and said to Jiang Zhen, "Lift up your trouser legs!"
Jiang Zhen obediently lifted up his trouser legs. Uncle Zhang stuck the hair removal patch on Jiang Zhen's legs and then ruthlessly tore it off!
Jiang Zhen shuddered again.
"The third question is, what is the biggest part of your mother-in-law's body?" This is a trap, and many people easily answer it wrong.
Jiang Zhen answered quickly this time: "Broad-minded!"
Uncle Zhang looked at him with some surprise, then snorted, "You're quite smart."
"The fourth question is, where is your father-in-law the darkest?"
When these two questions were put together, someone with a dull mind would probably answer: "The heart is the darkest!" But Jiang Zhen had a clear mind, and without hesitation, he said: "The hair is the darkest!"
Han Yueyun, who was standing at the back of the crowd, subconsciously touched his dark blue hair and thought that this hair dye was really good and it looked very natural after dyeing it.
"Fifth question: If your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law both fell into the water at the same time, who would you save?"
Jiang Zhen remained speechless.
He avoided the problem of who you would save if your mother and your wife fell into the water at the same time, but he did not avoid the problem of who you would save if your mother-in-law and your wife fell into the water at the same time.
After Uncle Zhang asked this question, he looked at Jiang Zhen with some pride.
No one can answer this question at all.
No matter how you answer, it's wrong.
But after a few seconds of silence, Jiang Zhen said, "My wife."
Uncle Zhang narrowed his eyes at him and threatened him meaningfully, "Boy, have you thought it through? If you say something wrong, you'll get beaten."
Jiang Zhen smiled wisely and said, "My father-in-law is in good health. He can fly a plane and dive. There's no chance that I can save my mother-in-law."
Uncle Zhang: “…”
As expected of a businessman, he is really good at flattering.
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