Ning Caichen truly lived up to his reputation as a model of pragmatism. Seeing Chu Tianling approaching with a dagger, he knelt down without saying a word.
He clasped his hands together and pleaded in a low voice, "No! I really didn't mean any harm. You know what happened in the chieftain's room back then. I was just thinking of protecting my brothers' innocence as a precaution!"
"It's a bit dirty, but when those people see everyone spewing filth, they definitely won't touch us, brothers. My method may not be good, but my intentions are good."
Chu Tianling was stunned for a second when he saw him kneel down, and then he heard his words. It has to be said that although they were too harsh, they were indeed effective.
When Shen Jiaojiao heard him say that, she couldn't help but recall that wonderful scene in her mind, and almost threw up on the spot.
What are you doing?
Shen Jiaojiao looked up, and wow!
A woman appeared in front of them at some point, and because she was so short, no one noticed her until she spoke.
At this moment, one thought was on everyone's mind: We absolutely cannot let anyone find out!
Before Shen Jiaojiao could make a move, Ning Caichen grabbed a stool from beside him, quickly stood up, and smacked the woman on the back of the head.
His eyes were bloodshot and his whole body was trembling. He still caught the unfortunate woman who had fainted, and dragged her into the inner room, tearing off a piece of red cloth to cover her up.
After he finished doing all this, he sat on the floor wiping his face with his sleeve and then realized that he wasn't the only one in the room.
Sure enough, when he looked up, he met a group of eyes!
Ning Caichen scoffed, "What are you looking at? I'm doing this all for you! Don't be ungrateful!!!"
He spoke in a low voice, not making a lot of noise, since there were still many people outside.
The others weren't the type to make trouble unreasonably, and they all nodded at him.
"Um...everyone, put your wedding attire on first. We should at least make it look like it, just to avoid any unnecessary trouble," Shen Jiaojiao suggested softly.
Everyone dutifully did it themselves. This time, Shen Jiaojiao and Chu Tianling also went inside and found two sets of wedding clothes to wear, blending in with the others.
Soon, the auspicious time arrived, and the group of people at the door came in happily, leading a group of grooms out to the venue.
The custom here is to get married after dusk, when the sun is slowly setting.
The designated party area was already bustling with activity, with a bonfire in the center and women happily drinking and eating all around.
The assistant to the master of ceremonies was Ning Caichen; it's unclear how he got the position.
"The auspicious time has arrived! Please welcome the bride and groom to the stage!"
As Ning Caichen's loud voice fell to the ground.
The first to enter the venue was Third Sister. She was short and fat, with a bandit-like air about her. She walked with a swagger, her eyes full of excitement.
A big red flower on her head, and her mouth stretched all the way to her ears.
She regained her confidence, strode forward, grabbed Zhou Tianqi by the collar, and pulled him to stand at the very front.
"oh!!!"
A cheer erupted from the surrounding crowd.
Third Sister took the lead, and a large group of women, all dressed as brides, poured in after her.
Good grief, so many people are trying to divide up these few men, there aren't enough to go around!
No wonder all the men in the village are so thin.
Ning Caichen, seeing this scene from his vantage point, felt a mix of emotions, even a sense of relief.
Luckily, I was sensible back then and only followed the chieftain's woman, otherwise I probably would have been exhausted to death long ago!
Looking at the group of grooms below now, he sees them as nothing more than a bunch of pitiful old oxen.
He silently prayed: God help me escape safely today!
San Niang was satisfied with Zhou Tianqi from the beginning, but she couldn't get her satisfaction during the day, so she was a little impatient this time.
She shouted, "Stop dawdling! Get to the point and finish this quickly. Don't waste my time!"
Ning Caichen sensed that she was getting impatient, so he immediately put on a smile and said in a loud voice, "Everyone has one!"
Bowing to Heaven and Earth!
The group of women below obediently bowed down.
"puff!"
Someone farted, and the stench filled the air; the person below was barely holding it in.
Ning Caichen didn't care whether the men were praying or not; he just pretended not to see them and continued shouting:
"Bowing to the parents twice!"
There was no high hall above, just an empty space, but everyone else used to shout like that, so he shouted like that too, and there was nothing wrong with it.
Of course, the people in the other villages were used to it; it was just a matter of following procedures, so no one had any objections.
The women below bowed again towards the sky, a thought flashing through their minds: "The final step!" They rubbed their hands excitedly! Hehe.
"Puff puff puff!"
Someone farted again, very quietly, so no one heard it. But before the first wave of stench had even dissipated, a second, even stronger wave of stench began to spread.
The women standing near the groom understood this all too well.
Damn it!!! Who farted?!
Young Master Ning's act of throwing turds during the day was already disappointing enough.
Why does something so disgusting have to happen at this crucial final moment?
There's only one last sentence left: everyone was awful, but they all held back.
Ning Caichen ignored them and stood above, shouting his last words:
"Husband and wife bow to each other!"
The women didn't even glance at her, quickly lowering their heads, all wanting to finish as soon as possible and get back to their rooms.
"Pfft pfft~~~"
"Beep beep~~~"
"Uh..."
After a series of farts, an even stronger stench hit us.
The woman closest to the source of the contamination was not very tall to begin with. When she bent down, she was even closer to the vent, coming into close contact with the source of the contamination. She felt like her tears and snot were about to come out.
Some of the less skilled ones were so overwhelmed by the stench that they fainted before they could even lift their heads.
Those who could barely hold it in only managed to turn their heads before vomiting violently.
The molecules were in constant, random motion, and soon the stench began to spread to the surrounding area.
Ning Caichen stood above, looking at the carnage below. His expression changed as he recalled the unforgettable experience of the day. He covered his mouth, his face pale, and quickly walked away.
The people around him were so overwhelmed by the fumes that they all moved away, so his actions went unnoticed.
Since Shen Jiaojiao and her companion did not take the laxative, they were surrounded by people and subjected to a group attack.
Chu Tianling's face turned pale. He held his breath, covered his mouth, and clung tightly to Shen Jiaojiao. It was terrifying! It was truly terrifying.
These farts acted like a switch, seemingly unlocking some kind of restriction.
Zhou Tianqi usually eats the most, so he also has the strongest reaction. He clutched his stomach, feeling a sharp pain, and couldn't care less about the chieftain beside him.
He shoved Third Sister aside and shouted, "Get out of the way! I can't hold back anymore!"
Third Sister was also dizzy from the smell and her heart was filled with anger. She was pushed to the ground without paying attention.
Zhou Tianqi ignored her and, with his legs clamped together, staggered toward the nearest outhouse.
From afar, only one sound could be heard.
"Puff puff puff!"
"Ahhhhhh"
Zhou Tianqi's ecstatic cries of relief echoed through the air.
Then a domineering smell wafted over, and Third Sister, forgetting her anger, opened her mouth and spat.
"vomit!!!"
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