[Chapter 137 You are a fake priest]
When the three women said this, they were shocked when they saw Lilian pushing Robb over, and rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
Robb waved at them: “Hey, comrades.” He
thought he would get a “Hello Father”, but after the three women were stunned, they said angrily at the same time: “Where did the fakes pretend to be Fathers? Our beloved Father won’t run out to go shopping.”
“Huh?” Robb said, “I’m real.”
“Liar!” Bai opened his mouth and shouted: “Someone! No, there are illusionists who have turned into Father and Lillian to deceive people.”
“What? Which blind bastard dares to pretend to be Father!” A nearby house opened, and a hunter rushed out with a bow.
“I hacked him to death.” Another blacksmith jumped out of the other room with a hammer in his hand.
Robb hurriedly said to them: “Everyone, hold on, I’m the Father who you are all fake.”
Lillian also said, “It’s true!”
“Liar.” The three women’s stones pointed at Robb The hunter’s arrow flew over, as well as the blacksmith’s sledgehammer.
And then…
Miss, Miss, Miss…
All the attacks were in vain.
The woman, the hunter, and the blacksmith were stunned, and then they breathed a sigh of relief at the same time: “It turns out to be true.”
The group all knelt down: “Father, I’m sorry, we didn’t mean to attack you, we just wanted to attack counterfeiters. .”
Lilian said angrily: “Did you make a mistake? Run over and beat the master violently. Do you use this method to determine the authenticity?”
The woman, the hunter, and the blacksmith said together: “When there was no war and no merchants came, I saw Father running out to go shopping, and it was you, don’t you think it’s a fake?”
Lilian thought about it carefully: “Uh… This… this is also true.”
Everyone said: “If it’s a real Father, I’m not afraid of being hit anyway, and I can’t hit any attack, right? If it’s a fake, then it’s right to be beaten to death.”
Lillian Think about it again: “You seem to be making sense.”
Robb: “…”
So, is the way to verify my authenticity just by sparring?
Forget it, the townspeople are also kind, Robb waved his hand and said: “Get up, don’t blame you, in fact, I agree with your firm anti-counterfeiting approach, and will continue to maintain it in the future, once you suspect someone If you pretend to be me, you must bravely rush to fight, and you can’t let the younger generation pretend to be me to cheat food and drink.”
“Praise Father!”
Lillian continued to push Robb around the town, but every few steps someone would jump out to make a fake. After walking around the town, Robb couldn’t count how many times he was attacked. He couldn’t help but sighed up to the sky: “Should the security of this West Wind Town be taken care of?”
Lilian said: “It doesn’t seem to be necessary. When the master doesn’t go out, the security is still very good.”
Robb: “…”
Two As soon as people said this, they heard another townsman shouting: “Where is the fake from, boys, bite him!”
A townsman actually rushed over with a group of geese!
Robb saw this posture: I wipe! Even animals are used?
wait, goose?
He glanced at the wheelchair he was sitting in, as if he had the feeling of Zhuge Liang, and then glanced at the flock of geese rushing over, he couldn’t help but be overjoyed, hahaha, it was a good time.
Ten minutes later, a few plucked geese stood pitifully beside them.
Robb held a goose feather fan he just made in his hand, fanning the wind pretending to be, while laughing: “Hahaha, hahaha, Lillian, push the Prime Minister back to the house.”
“Master, what does the Prime Minister mean?”
“It means I’m handsome.”
“Oh, I see, the master looks like a real prime minister.”
“Why does this sound weird?”
After a circle of laughter, Lilian pushed Robb back to the church , As soon as I sat down in the church, I heard cheers from the construction site where the dark church was being built next door.
Robb turned his head to see that it was the townspeople who were helping to build the church. They seemed very happy, jumping and jumping and throwing their hats into the sky, as if they had picked up money.
Robb couldn’t help but greeted: “Hey, why are you having fun?” The
townspeople turned around and smiled: “Father, the Necromancer has processed money for us, and everyone gave out ten extra silver coins.
” Huh?” Luo Baiqi said, “Where did he get the money?”
The thirty-two people from the Dark Holy See who escaped into West Wind Town were very poor. They managed to raise a lot of money by selling their horses. To build a church, you can’t even make clothes for two little nuns. How could you possibly have the money to distribute them to the townspeople?
However, as soon as Robb asked this question, he understood.
The townspeople dispersed, and there were two big beards in the middle. It was Her Majesty’s royal merchants, Gugu and Jiji. These two guys wore black silk and white silk last time. The huge shock effect blinded Robb’s eyes, so that he had been receiving them blindfolded.
But this time they’re here in November, it’s cold, there’s no way these two guys are running around in stockings and shorts, they’re wearing serious trousers that Robb can’t see even in stockings , can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
When the two saw Robb, they hurriedly saluted: “Hello, Mr. Robert!”
Robb smiled and said, “Yo, have you given No. 8 financial assistance?” (The necromancer in Westwind Town is No. 8.)
Two Humanity: “Yes, No. 8 was chased into West Wind Town by the guerrillas, Her Majesty the Queen has known about it a few days ago, and specially ordered us to bring a batch of materials to No. 8, so that he can destroy the Dark Holy See in West Wind Town. Carry it forward.”
Robb asked with interest: “Does the Queen know that I will not allow No. 8 to leave the city?” The two
nodded: “Yes!”
Robb: “Then she doesn’t plan to fish people out?”
The merchant said with a smile: “It is a great joy for us to be able to enter Xifeng Town to spread the teachings of the God of Darkness. How can there be any reason to withdraw people? The townspeople of Xifeng Town need to obtain the God of Darkness. Help, may the grace of the God of Darkness spread over every inch of the world.”
Robb smiled, he thought that he had put a group of people from the Dark Holy See under house arrest, which would make the Queen send someone to ask for it. It is expected that this queen is really a very calm guy, but instead took the opportunity to let the dark church infiltrate West Wind Town, but this is exactly what Robb expects.
After all, Xifeng Town is within the sphere of influence of the Dark Holy See. If the Dark Holy See does not settle in, it will be difficult for the population to increase. If there is no population, there will be nothing.
Robb said with a smile: “Her Majesty is quite a visionary.” The
two businessmen laughed: “Of course! Royal orthodoxy, and Mondra’s crooked way of not knowing how to manage the country can be the same day. Speaking.”
Robb spread his hands: “Why do you always step on the other side after praising yourself?”
[End of This Chapter]