[Chapter 29 I think everyone in this world is dirty]

Baron Parses led the soldiers to the hillside and set up camp along a small stream. This group of elite soldiers were also very skilled in setting up camp, and they were stationed on the hillside in a blink of an eye.

And the cold nun, Ishgamel, stayed.

Robb and Ishgamer are staring at small eyes…

“Father, I’ll disturb you tonight.” Ishgamer was clearly saying thanks, but the expression on his face was a flat, cold expression. of emotionless ups and downs.

Robb had no reason to deny a beautiful nun to the church for one night, neither from a priest of the Holy See nor from a man’s point of view, he shrugged: “You are welcome, nun.”

“What… I There are only me and a little maid living in the church, so there are still several vacant rooms, you can take whatever vacant room is pleasing to your eyes.” Robb said: “In addition, there are no daily necessities such as bedding, I…”

He was about to say that I would ask the maid to buy a set for you, but Ishgamel rushed ahead and said, “I’ll take care of these things. I’ll go around town and borrow a set from the believers later.”

“Hey . Borrowed from believers? Didn’t you buy them?” Luo Boqi said: “The borrowed bedding is a bit scary, right? In case the original owner has something strange like a skin disease, then the bedding will be lent to you without washing… tsk tsk… I don’t dare to use such a horrible thing, so I should buy a new one.”

Ishgamel said, “I have no money! A nun doesn’t need money.” After

hearing her say this, Robb suddenly remembered that a creature like a nun must Issued three holy vows, the first of these three holy vows is “God poor”, to put it simply, it must be “poor”.

The nuns spend their whole lives defending their poverty and will not fight for any personal belongings. Although they occasionally get paid for what they do, they will not keep the pay, but give it all to the monastery or church.

Although it seems a little bit like this, at least one thing is certain, they are not material.

Robb likes immaterial women, and spreads his hands: “If you don’t have money, I have it. I’ll ask Lilian to buy you a set.”

Ishgamel shook his head seriously and said, “No need! It’s only for one night, just borrow a set of bedding. As for infectious diseases, I don’t have to worry about it. I know the “sickness technique” in sacred magic, and I can borrow divine power from the God of Light to treat various common diseases. Father, you are also a clergyman, don’t you know the ‘exorcism’?”

Robb said silently: “Although I know the ‘exorcism’, I won’t fool myself and deliberately infect myself with a disease. , and then use magic to cure the disease, it’s not that the brain is sick…” Huh? I always feel that this sentence is not right.

Forget it, don’t care, you are the master, and you can forcefully make demands on the guests.

He said forcefully: “I don’t care what high-end place you come from, since you came to my church, you have to listen to me, I will pay for the bedding, and you are not allowed to borrow some dirty, smelly and long bugs from outside. If you don’t, I’ll wrap you in that stinky, dirty and bug-riddled quilt and throw you in the cemetery behind for the night.”

“Oh! Well, since you insist, I don’t mind.” Ishmeka You were not polite, and she was not angry at Robb’s threat, so she accepted Robb’s proposal to pay, anyway, from the nun’s point of view, it was only natural for the Holy See to provide food, clothing and shelter, because she dedicated her life to devotion. to the god of light.

Of course, she didn’t know that Robb was not from the Holy See. If she knew, she would have slapped a holy nova on Robb’s face by now.

“Right! Sister.” Robb said, “Since I’m going to spend half a day in a yard, can I make a small request to you?”

Ishgamel said, “What request?”

Robb said, “You Think about it, every time I call you, I have to say ‘My sister’ for such a long syllable, which is very troublesome, but if I call your full name ‘Ish Jamel’, it is also a long syllable, which is equally troublesome , so, I want to call you in a simpler way, just call you Xiao Yi, do you think it’s good?”

“Not good!” Ishgamer said with a cold face: “Please use a more formal address.”

“Okay, Xiaoyi.”

“Hey! Please call me Sister.” “Understood Xiaoyi

.”

Ishjiamei Er: “…”

This can’t make sense. She didn’t know how to talk with such a deranged priest, so she shook her head and gave up the useless argument, call it what you want.

She got into the church and found an empty room, put down her luggage, and went back to the yard, just in time to see Robb saying to Lilian, “Go for a walk in town, buy a quilt for this nun, and come back, yes, and Towels, water cups, bowls, the things she uses must be separated from ours, and cannot be mixed and used indiscriminately. Uh, I think, maybe there will be similar situations in the future, so just buy a few more sets of daily necessities and come back for backup.”

“Buy Faren, I’ll only stay for one night.” Xiao Yi raised her voice: “You don’t need to waste so much money.”

“I know!” Robb said: “Even if you only stay for an hour, you can drink water and eat with a cup. The bowls we use must also be separated from the ones we use, understand?”

Xiao Yi: “…”

It’s really hard for her to understand Robb’s weird cleanliness. Suddenly, she seemed to think of something, and an angry look appeared on her icy face: “You think I’m dirty?”

“I don’t think you’re dirty.” Robb immediately denied it, the moment Xiao Yi’s face eased. In an instant, he added: “I think everyone in this world is dirty, oh, no, my little Lilian has learned from me in recent days, and has become a good child who is very hygienic. Except for her Everyone outside is dirty.”

“Bullshit.” Xiao Yi said angrily, “I also take a bath often.”

“Once in a few days?” Robb asked.

“Six…no…seven days!” (The world in this book is not the Middle Ages, but the world of swords and magic. There is no dispute over whether to take a bath or not… Don’t worry too much about setting issues, please respect the father-in-law’s setting in history. Sure, my father-in-law said that she washes every seven days, that’s seven days. I don’t accept everything and use history to reason with me!)

Robb’s face immediately showed a look of extreme disgust, and screamed loudly: “Don’t… don’t come close. , oh my god, it’s hard to imagine how dirty you are, with a rare face, but a big trash can, a collection of moving bacteria. If you want to stay in my church tonight, you must give me a bath , Immediately, Immediately!”

Xiao Yi almost fainted from anger at this remark: “I’ve been washing very diligently, okay, don’t tell me, do you take a bath every five days? How dare you use such a tone to despise me!

Robb said to Lillian, “Tell this dirty nun about the rules of this church.” Lillian

didn’t dare to speak out against a nun like Robb, she respectfully saluted: “Miss nun, The master’s rule is that he must take a bath every day, rinse his mouth in the morning and evening, and wash his hands before and after meals. If one part is not done well, he will instantly go from being lazy…cough…cough…instantly from a gentle priest to a violent one uh… wow, Master, I was talking too fast to keep my mouth shut, I didn’t intend to call you a lazy and fierce devil.”

Robb: “You already said it!”

“Wow, Master… …I really didn’t mean to…”

Robb grabbed Lillian and kneaded her little face into all kinds of strange shapes.

[End of This Chapter]