[chapter 31]

Robb replied: “I feel pretty good about myself.”

“It’s really just my own feeling.” Xiao Yi said coldly: “I have never seen a lazy strong person, and they won’t become stronger if they don’t practice hard. ”

That’s your misunderstanding of me.” Robb spread his hands and said, “Before you saw me, my hard work was one in a million, or one in ten million. How many “Dark Blades” are there in total? The player is here? Forgot… In short, I was number one in the whole server back then, and I had several nicknames, such as: Liver Emperor, Xiuxian Maniac, Virgo Monster Monster, and the big pervert who died of the update patch… I His liver power has long since become a legend, although brother has left the game now, but there must be brother legends circulating in the game, I’m sure you have never seen someone more liver than me in your life.”

Xiao Yi I didn’t understand the words: “What are you talking about?”

Robb said: “I mean I’m very hardworking, so I’m very strong.”

Xiao Yi: “You just said such a big weird story, why is it only so short in the final translation? ?”

Robb laughed: “Wow! This is the mystery of linguistics!”

Xiao Yi felt that her aloofness was about to break down. This pastor was the most bizarre pastor she had ever seen. I know why I always think his smile is cheap, especially the yin-yang “wow”, which makes people want to yell at him: “Shut up, pastor.”

Of course, it is impossible to roar, because “Anger” is also one of the seven deadly sins, and it would be meaningless if she made herself commit the sin of “anger” in order to exhort a church member not to commit the sin of “sloth”.

She forcibly suppressed the soul that began to run wild, and said coldly: “But I feel that you are weak.”

“That is an illusion, I am strong!”

“But I just feel that you are weak.”

Robb said: “I really feel myself It’s amazing! Don’t just talk about me, how about you?”

Xiao Yi deliberately imitated Robb’s tone and said, “I also feel that I’m quite amazing!”

Having said that, the atmosphere has become subtle, and I don’t know why it suddenly turned into a rhythm of big eyes and small eyes.

“That is to compare with a Biro?” I don’t know who said this first, or two people said it at the same time. In short, inexplicably, it turned into a situation where there was no difference between the winner and the loser, and it was impossible to have a normal conversation. situation.

Robb spread his hands and said: “Compared, let’s draw a line, what do you say?”

Xiao Yi said coldly: “Compared to the recovery magic of the sacred system, see whose recovery magic is more powerful and has a wider range. The mantra is faster. If you lose to me, please use your time to practice seriously instead of being lazy.”

Robb said, “It’s a very constructive suggestion, but why do you have to restore magic? Isn’t it better for the attack department? Could it be that you don’t?”

Xiao Yi’s icy face was expressionless, and she silently recited the incantation: “Baldur, the god of light, your faithful believers dedicate all their piety and faith to you, I beg You have blessed me with your divine power… Divine Punishment!” A

golden light flew out from her fingertips and hit the ground beside her with a slam, knocking the ground into dust, and when the light dissipated, there appeared on the ground. a big pit.

She said coldly: “Do you think I can attack magic?”

“Wow!” Robb made an authentic priest-like exclamation: “Amazing, such a powerful divine punishment.” But she was thinking: This sacred spell seems to be different from Xuelu’s fire spell. Last time I treated the villagers’ legs, I learned Xuelu’s nonsense, and now it seems that it’s all crooked… Well, forget it ! Pay attention to the lines later.

He smiled and asked Xiao Yi, “Since you can attack magic, why do you have to use restoration?”

Xiao Yidao: “The God of Light is a benevolent god, he loves all things, so most of the magic he creates is used to cure diseases and save people. The limited attack magic is when darkness strikes, we must stand. When we stand up to defend the light, we have to use the weapon of last resort. It is not what the god of light really wants us to master! So… to test who is more devout to the god of light and who is more proficient in sacred magic, it should be better than recovery magic. That’s the right way.”

“Clap clap clap!” Robb clapped his hands: “I admire, I already know what a lovable nun you are, but… how do you compare the divine restoration magic? , let’s go out and find a group of townspeople, first chop them into serious injuries, and then who can heal them faster and better?”

Xiaoyi almost jumped up, she felt that she almost committed the crime of “anger” again: ” Did you make a mistake? Thank you for coming up with such a cruel way to compete.”

Robb said, “What better way do you have?”

Xiao Yi said, “Look, the sun is about to go down, and the monsters will be the most active right away. When the time comes, we can go into the mountains, go find a group of goblins, or a group of ogres, beat them seriously with goodwill, and then come and heal them faster and better.”

Robb: (╯°Д° ) ?

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In comparison, Robb looks lazy, but he is actually a very unyielding person. Only such a person can become a liver emperor.

At this time, just after dinner, the sun has gradually set, but the sky is not completely dark , it is the best time to go into the mountains to find monsters to beat and play.

Xiao Yi walked to the red horse she was riding, and took the weapon from the horse’s back. Robb saw that her weapon was a The staff is not the gorgeous staff commonly used by magicians with gems inlaid on the top, but is made of pure wood, with no decorations inlaid on it, a simple and unpretentious wooden staff.

Robb smiled and said, “Wow! It’s a very simple weapon that matches a poor nun very well.”

Xiao Yi didn’t bother to talk to him, and glared at him, and after a few seconds he asked back, “Your weapon What?”

Robb said solemnly: “At this time, it shows that I am a real pastor. I have no weapons at all, but you have. It can be seen that I am the man who truly loves everything and believes in the god of light. I won before we even started to restore magic.”

Xiao Yi: “…”

Since she didn’t know about Robb’s killing of the flying dragon from the mayor and the townspeople, she took it to heart. I thought that Robb was a small village priest who didn’t learn all the magic of the divine department. I thought: It seems that he can only talk about his mouth and his combat power is very weak. , he just had to prove to me the power of his restorative magic.

She carried the wooden stick on her shoulder and pointed to the mountain forest that had been dyed red by the setting sun: “Let’s go! Let’s find out if there are any goblins or ogre teams, they are all good targets for competition.”

Robb said : “Are you sure you really want this? Do goblins and ogres don’t want cards? Besides, it is very dangerous to enter the forest after the sun goes down. If you are surrounded by a large group of ogres, I will not save you. .”

Xiao Yi said, “But I will save you.”

[End of This Chapter]