[Chapter 519 Let’s make “The Lord of the Rings”]
Half an hour later, Miss Queen sent someone to send a magic item from the portal.
This is a small box containing a first-class crystal. On the box is written a long series of runes, which are runes for “storing pictures and sounds”. This box is often used in movies, It’s the kind of thing used to record the last words of ancestors in TV dramas and Western fantasy novels.
Miss Queen used this thing to record the West Wind Town Football Premier League, and then played it repeatedly in Elizabeth Movie Town, earning a lot of gold coins.
In fact, she was reluctant to lend this thing to Robb, because at the moment of the enemy, Robb said that he was going to do some entertainment projects.
But Robb’s sentence “It’s very profitable to make movies” moved the queen. The poor queen needs money too much now. The country needs to be built and the army needs to be expanded. The continuous war has been burning her money. The Dun family and the big businessman Probo are jointly raising funds to build a railway from Bright Road to Westwind Town, preparing to develop the first railway transportation line of the Royal Holding in West Gland.
She was so short of money that she could not wait to send someone to dig graves. Hearing Robb said that making movies can make money, even if it’s nonsense, you must follow it.
Robb got the “camera”, he was very happy, and patted the box lightly: “The camera is there and the actors are complete (referring to monsters), now I need a beautiful script, what kind of movie am I going to make? Okay?”
He is not good at making up stories by himself, because he is not some unscrupulous father-in-law, and his ability to make up stories is not very good, so he can only be a copywriter.
“The Rising of the Shield Hero”? Robb just flashed this thought in his mind, and immediately slapped himself in the face: don’t shoot that kind of stupid story.
Goblin Slayer? Robb also shook his head: No, that film is too violent. There are many scenes in it that are not suitable for the public to see. I don’t think I can find so many actresses who are willing to take it off.
Still have to make a normal movie!
He looked at the dwarves, elves, and adventurers around him, and suddenly the light bulb on his forehead lit up: “Hahaha, yes! Let’s make a “Lord of the Rings” trilogy.”
The “Lord of the Rings” trilogy can be said to be It is the best sword and magic movie in the original world. The plot is grand and epic. Take this film and show it to the natives of this world, and make sure that they obediently pay for movie tickets.
Of course, making money is second to Robb. The key is that if the film industry can recover, then he will bring the world closer to his original world.
Once the script is finalized, it’s the actor’s choice.
Robb decided to play the protagonist himself, of course, not as the useless halfling, but as the human king Aragorn. Anyway, he is so handsome that he is very suitable for such a handsome male lead.
There is an Elf Prince Legolas in Aragon’s team. This is easy to handle. Just let the Elf Elder send a handsome young Elf to play. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have acting skills. Anyway, the audience has never seen the movie. As picky as the audience of later generations.
There was also a dwarf named Gimli in the team, which was easy to handle, and the dwarf leader was directly pulled over.
The heroine Elven Princess Arwen is also easy to handle, just let Xuelu play the role and make her a pointy fake ear prop.
As for Gandalf, the melee mage, Robb suddenly remembered that when the monsters attacked the city last time, there was an old man with crutches who chased the wolf cavalry and beat him. This is very suitable for Gandalf.
As for the two hobbit protagonists, it’s not too difficult to find. In the village, a relatively thin young man was found to play Frodo, and the other slightly fatter was to play his servant Sam. Luo gave them to them. A “shrinking technique”, which does not shrink too much, only shrinks half of the height, and looks a lot like a hobbit.
All the actors were very confused and didn’t know what to do, but no one dared not to obey Godfather’s orders, anyway, just follow them obediently.
The next day, the filming started.
The front is relatively simple. Under the command of Robb, the “director and actor”, several actors successfully completed several literary dramas. The expressions of the actors are very stiff, their acting skills are not too hard, and all kinds of lame performances, said Wrong lines, laughs, but it doesn’t matter. Robb knows that the first movie in the original world is also very shoddy, but it does not prevent people from liking it, because it is really a very contagious art. form.
Soon, the movie gets to the first, more difficult point.
There needs to be a team of half-orcs who have captured two hobbits.
Elsie approached Robb: “Godfather, what to do here? Do you need to make up a group of soldiers as orcs to match the performance?”
“Make-up?” Robb laughed weirdly: “Why wear makeup? The army of monsters in the valley will not kill them, what do you think they are here for? Of course it is for actors. If we want to play, we must use real orcs to play them, so that the picture is realistic.”
Al Xi Dao: “Real half-orcs? Godfather, that thing is not good. They hate humans and elves very much. They can’t help us act. Even if a knife is put on their necks, they will not compromise.”
“Yes . I’m going to try.” Robb swayed and disappeared in an instant.
After a while, a portal opened next to the cemetery behind the church, and Robb held a bunch of orcs in one hand and drilled through the portal.
There were about a dozen orcs in this bunch, all of them were knocked unconscious by Robb, and then they were stacked into a pile and held with one hand, which looked like the King Tota, which was very happy.
He threw the bunch of orcs on the ground, and with a bang, the orcs smashed into pieces.
A group of actors gathered around, looked at the unconscious half-orc on the ground, and whispered: “No, we are going to play against this thing?”
“This thing is very cruel!”
“With Godfather here, I’m not afraid of how ferocious they are. I’m afraid they won’t cooperate with the show.”
“…”
Robb ordered, “Go get some cold water and wake these guys up.”
An actor quickly He ran to the tap, took a basin of water and poured it on the orcs… A
dozen orcs rubbed their heads and sat up.
They were still in the valley where the monsters gathered just now, drinking wine while waiting for the Lord Demon King to gather for a meeting to discuss the strategy of attacking West Wind Town. How could they know that when the wind swayed behind them, they didn’t know anything, and they didn’t know anything until they woke up. I found myself surrounded by a circle of humans.
[End of This Chapter]