[Chapter 520 Catch a few Orcs for the filming]
The orcs rolled over and jumped from the ground, and immediately wanted to find weapons to cut people, but the weapons had already been seized by Robb, and they found nothing.
The dwarf leader who played Gimli on the set immediately waved his hand, and a large group of dwarves came around, the big hammer and big axe in their hands lit up, and they surrounded them tightly.
Robb picked up a director’s tin shouting microphone and said to the group of half-orcs: “You are surrounded now, I will give you a way to survive, if you are obedient and cooperate with me in the movie, I will play it after the performance is over. If you go back, if you are stubbornly resisting, there is only one way to die…” Before
he could finish his words, he heard an orc shout angrily: “The orcs are brave not to be slaves!”
“If you are not free, you would rather die!”
“Fight! ”
The dozen orcs of unarmed orcs rushed towards the dwarf soldiers. The dwarves were all dressed in equipment, and there were many people beating people. In less than a few seconds, more than a dozen orcs were all beaten to the ground. But even if they fell to the ground, they still roared fiercely, struggled, and would not compromise.
The dwarf leader turned to Robb and said, “Master, you see, these guys can’t be used for acting at all. They would rather die than cooperate with us.”
Elsie also nodded and said, “Yes, death cannot Threatening them, this kind of thing can’t communicate at all.” Robb
laughed: “Then don’t use threats.”
“What’s the use of it?”
“Use dirty!”
The orc stretched out his hand: “Mind control!”
This is a skill of a shadow priest. It can manipulate other people’s spirits and turn them into obedient servants. Of course, this magic also has great limitations, and it lasts for a long time. Not long, and the great pain might free them from mind control.
The orc froze all over, and then became obedient.
Robb pointed a few more fingers, and one by one, all these half-orcs became obedient with mind control.
He clapped his hands and said: “Okay, the actors are in place, now these half-orcs are going to be obedient, but the mind control time is not long, it will be lifted after a few minutes, everyone hurriedly acted, in these few minutes The trick is finished.”
Everyone: “…”
The human warrior Boromo, played by Golda, appeared, and he staged the scene where he wanted to snatch the ring in the forest, and then the orcs killed them. Killed Boromo with a bow and arrow and captured the Hobbit.
Under Robb’s order, the two orcs carried the townspeople who played the two hobbits, and played the half-orc team that captured them. These two townspeople were actually quite scared and were carried on their shoulders by the orcs. When filming, I kept thinking in my heart: Don’t these orcs suddenly go crazy and kill us? Although Godfather can be resurrected, the moment of being killed will be very painful.
However, their worries were completely superfluous. The half-orc thief who carried them was obedient, and he could also say his lines obediently according to Robb’s request. .
It turns out that the so-called acting is a very strange thing.
For example, if you are a Chinese, when you watch a Chinese play a Chinese play, you can clearly feel the flaws in the other party’s acting skills, but when you watch a foreign play played by a foreigner, you don’t feel much unnaturalness.
why? Are foreign stars acting better? No! Not really.
The real reason is that you are a Chinese, and you know the customs of China, so you can easily find bugs in Chinese plays performed by Chinese.
But you don’t know foreign countries, especially foreigners’ ways of speaking, language habits, movement habits, customs… Therefore, when you watch Hollywood blockbusters, you seldom see any bugs, even in the play People act a little embarrassingly, you don’t know, and you think that’s what foreigners usually do.
In the same way, everyone doesn’t feel embarrassed when they watch orcs acting, because everyone doesn’t know how orcs usually talk and chat. Even if they perform bugs, humans don’t know.
As a result, the half-orcs completed a scene that Robb gave them by virtue of their “superb acting skills”.
Then, this half-orc team is temporarily useless!
Robb said loudly: “Okay, now jump to the back of the plot, and shoot the next scene. Aragorn’s team caught up with this group of orcs, fought them, and killed them.”
Robb dressed as The appearance of Aragorn, followed by a dwarf leader dressed as Gimli, and an elf archer dressed as the elf prince Legolas, the three of them walked towards the group of spirit-controlled orcs with a smirk.
While the orcs were still within the time limit of Robb’s mind control, the staff next to them quickly handed them a bunch of weapons, let them take them, put the cameras in place, and aim them!
And then…
mind control duration expires…
Robb yells, “Start shooting!” The
camera turns on!
Several orcs regained their senses after brushing the ground. They looked around fiercely and saw three neatly dressed men standing in front of them, an elf, a dwarf, and a human. These are all races that the orcs hate very much. , they roared together: “Kill all of you.”
At this time, the acting skills are even more impeccable. This is not a fake battle, but a real battle.
More than a dozen ferocious orcs killed Robb, the dwarf leader, and the elf archer. No, they should have killed Aragorn, Golden Thunder, and Legolas.
Robb took out his one-handed sword and swung it forward. Before he went into battle, he had desperately put all kinds of Deff on himself to ensure that his strength would not be too much stronger than these half-orcs, he only needed a little bit of strength. That’s enough, all you need is to play well.
Because the spike is not very good-looking.
“Die, human!”
“Oh, you nasty orc.” Golden Thunder kicked one of the orcs, turned around with an axe, and chopped down the other half-orc, followed by a red-stained beard. His laughter trembled.
Legolas started to be handsome. Anyway, this man in the original book was trying his best to be handsome. He jumped up and down to shoot arrows, flipped and flipped arrows, rotated arrows, even jumped into trees to shoot arrows, and all kinds of fancy archery. Came in a circle.
As a result, it was Robb who played the most stable.
His sword was a sword, and he beat the orcs in a circle, and in the end, he chopped all the orcs to the ground.
“Okay! Finish work!” Robb smiled at Elsie, who was holding the camera: “Bring it here, I’ll see how this fight goes.”
Elsie ran over: “Godfather, It’s my first time as a photographer, and I’m not very confident, what if I do
n’t take good pictures?” Robb rolled his eyes: “If it doesn’t look good, then go catch orcs and kill them, anyway, there are a lot of them in the valley.”
People around: “…”
[End of This Chapter]