Chapter 232 Using Boy's Urine to Ward Off Evil



If she weren't worried about Shixuan and Shiming's reputation, she wouldn't care!

"Wait, Lanyin."

After she finished speaking in a mumbled voice, Ye Lanyin stopped in her tracks.

"What's wrong?"

"Madam, Master Xuanchan..."

The old lady interrupted her, "I'll pay for this."

Her heart was bleeding when she said those words.

She had hidden away her silver her whole life, never willing to part with it, but now it was being used in the Marquis's mansion, and she had no choice but to accept it.

"Really?" Ye Lanyin exclaimed in surprise. "Madam, I knew you truly loved your grandchildren. After you pass away, I will definitely tell the children about your great kindness and virtue."

The old lady almost vomited blood.

century?

How dare that bitch curse her to die?

Ye Lanyin smiled and plopped down on her seat again.

"My lord, madam, it's not something that can be done in a short time. The children are about to take the imperial examinations, and if we go now, they probably won't be able to come until after the examinations are over."

"Why don't we wait until the children are focused on the imperial examinations and then come to your residence?"

Marquis Zhenbei thought for a moment and agreed, "Alright, let's wait until the imperial examination is over."

"Very well, everything will be done as the Marquis says."

Suddenly, Ye Lanyin looked seriously at the several swaying concubines.

"But my lord, it's not good for the concubines to keep talking nonsense. What should we do?"

Looking at his concubines, the Marquis of Zhenbei used to think they were kind and gentle, but now he felt a sense of unease and dread.

Even his face was pale and frightening.

Suddenly, a maidservant who looked about ten years old came over from the corner and curtsied to Ye Lanyin, saying, "Master, Madam, I once heard my mother say that children's urine has the effect of warding off evil spirits. If you pour children's urine on yourself, it will surely wake them up."

"This method is not a long-term solution, but it can solve the immediate problem."

Ye Lanyin looked up and saw that the little girl looked very young, about ten years old.

She asked, "Which area are you in charge of, as a maid?"

“Reporting to Madam, my name is Caiyue. I am a cleaning maid in the outer courtyard. Today, Sister Huayue is sick, so I am here to take her place.”

"Will this method work?"

"It works." The little girl's eyes were clear and unwavering.

Ye Lanyin looked at the Marquis of Zhenbei, "Your Excellency should decide this matter."

"Someone, go outside and find some children's urine."

Without saying a word, the Marquis of Zhenbei ordered his servants to make preparations. Several of his concubines kept buzzing in his ear, saying some of the things they said that were simply unbearable to read.

You can't hit them, and you can't scold them.

"Yes, sir."

Zou Shuang'er stood to the side, feeling quite displeased when she heard that the others also wanted to use children's urine.

She had just gone through something that made the master afraid to go to her courtyard for a long time, and these people had been mocking her. Now, she was able to vent her anger through Ye Lanyin.

Afterwards, the concubines were taken to the courtyard by the maids.

About half an hour later, the servants returned with the boy's urine.

Having received instructions from the Marquis of Zhenbei, they poured the boy's urine directly onto the ground in the courtyard.

The stench was overwhelming.

The old lady fainted from the fumes.

The maids were so frightened that they hurriedly took her away.

"Ugh~"

Zou Shuang'er wasn't much better off; she kept gagging, while Zou Wanqing vomited up everything she had eaten.

"Ugh~"

"Ugh~"

Marquis Zhenbei was already dizzy from vomiting.

Ye Lanyin and her maids stood not far away, covering their mouths and noses with handkerchiefs.

Oh, even the handkerchief smells nice after being scented.

One for each person.

Right now, all you can smell is the fragrance of crabapple blossoms.

The crabapple blossom was secretly taken out of Lin Wanwan's necklace and swapped with Ye Lanyin's crabapple blossom.

That was something the fox princess cultivated for a hundred years before she got it.

The Emperor once desired a single flower, and after begging her for fifty years, he still couldn't obtain it.

The little guy simply covered his face with the handkerchief.

It smells amazing!

[Waaaaah, tomorrow I'll have Aunt Huaxin smoke one for Tianfeng too~]

Hua Xin and Hua Mei saw several concubines being splashed with children's urine.

It was covered from head to toe, and there was even some poop stuck to it.

I felt incredibly happy; the mouth under the handkerchief was big enough to fit an egg.

Serves you right!

...

Yao Mansion.

"Treason!"

"You dare to go cockfighting with Lin Chang'an!"

General Yao stormed in through the main gate, still in his official robes.

Upon seeing Yao Qianshu, he grabbed his weapon and attacked him.

"Oh, Father, Father, what are you doing?"

Upon seeing his father, Yao Qianshu was so frightened that he pinched his ears and quickly ran away.

“Father, it was Lin Chang’an who dragged me there; it wasn’t my own choice.”

Yao Qianshu ran and shouted, dodging and hiding.

General Yao would have been fine if he hadn't heard these words, but they made him furious.

He was on leave yesterday, so he was unaware of what had happened. Today, as soon as court was over, the Regent summoned him to the Regent's Palace.

He thought the regent was discussing military matters with him, and he was incredibly excited.

Over the years, the Regent has developed a unique approach to leading troops in battle. Not only him, but which other general wouldn't want to receive guidance from the Regent?

Therefore, he didn't even eat lunch, thinking he would be invited by the regent.

Who knew that upon arriving at the Regent's Palace, not only did they not have lunch, but they also drank 'tea' for an hour.

He still trembles when he recalls the scene.

He waited in the Regent's study for two cups of tea before the Regent finally arrived.

Seeing him take out a handkerchief and wipe his mouth, General Yao was extremely excited.

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