Your Majesty, dear
[I have recently had something on my mind, something I long for day and night, something I cherish most. Knowing that Your Majesty has recently lost his appetite, I have decided to help Your Majesty. This thing...]
Born in the south of the Yangtze River, I drifted to the northern Youzhou. I truly hoped for a golden cup to go with a jade bowl, but I was treated as a fool. Inside, I have a matchmaker to accompany me, and outside, I have a quilt to cover my head. Undress and let me wander freely, my handsome white flesh.
[Your Majesty, you are extremely intelligent and should understand what I am talking about. When you miss me, I will send it to you at full speed. Please enjoy it, Your Majesty...]
[Your most beloved subject: Lin Che!]
Jiang Li stared blankly at the letter in his hand, and his fair palms began to tremble slightly.
Bastard, I thought I misunderstood him.
As expected, what is in my head?
How bold, how bold, how dare you tease me like this.
"You bastard! Run slower or I'll break your legs."
What does it mean to be accompanied by a matchmaker? What does it mean to be covered with a quilt?
What's even more abominable is that she undresses and lets you play with her... Such a handsome white body...
Such a dissolute person is a disgrace to civilized society, a disgrace to civilized society!
"This great scholar is just deceiving the world. In front of me, he is like a wolfhound in heat..."
Jiang Li's face turned pale, then flushed, and then he gritted his teeth.
Even though he was in the palace and had heard many obscene things, this letter was too much.
"snort!"
Jiang Li threw the letter away, feeling very angry and wanting to chop something with his sword.
Let Dao Nu catch up immediately and teach this bastard a lesson, otherwise, he will become more and more presumptuous.
"Knife slave——"
"I'm here!" Dao Nu had been waiting outside. When he heard the voice, he quickly went in.
Seeing His Majesty so angry, I really don’t know what Lin Che wrote in this letter?
"Go, go slap Lin Che a few times and say it's a lesson from me!"
"Huh?" Dao Nu was stunned. What was going on? Give Lin Che a few slaps?
With her current cultivation level, if she were to face Lin Che in a life-or-death duel, she believed she could escape, but killing Lin Che would be impossible. This pervert was improving almost every day.
Giving a few slaps in the face doesn't mean beheading or arresting. What's wrong with Your Majesty?
"Your Majesty, if the Champion Marquis asks, what crime did he commit?"
"He knows it himself, so just hit him... you, you... forget it. You don't have to slap him, just kick him twice, kick him to the ground..."
"Uh... obey your order, I will do it right away." Dao Nu first took a few steps back slowly, then thought of something and asked:
"Yes, kicking in front of all the soldiers of the Shenjiying?"
Jiang Li was about to say "yes", but stopped when the words came to his lips, and flicked his sleeves:
"Forget it. I don't want to bother with him. Don't report any news about him to me in the future. I don't want to know..."
Dao Nu responded, but he couldn't guess why His Majesty was so angry.
Lin Che, ah Lin Che, how did you make His Majesty angry again?
She had just taken a few steps back and was about to leave when another Shadow Guard suddenly reported:
"Your Majesty—Master Ji Bu requests an audience. He says he's here to deliver a message from Marquis Guanjun..."
Um? ?
Didn't the great scholar Ji Bu leave? Why is he coming back now?
Or is he delivering a message for Lin Che?
What kind of rumors are these? This Lin Che also knows that he has gotten into trouble? Humph!
Jiang Li's pretty face darkened: "No -"
"Yes!" The Shadow Guard took the order and retreated.
Dao Nu was stunned for a moment when she heard this. If it were someone else's business, she would definitely not dare to say a word. After all, the Shadow Guards were not allowed to interfere in any political affairs.
But Lin Che's matter seemed to be more than just a political matter, and this person was too special.
Could it be that there is some conflict?
Whether in public or private, becoming enemies with Lin Che is not a good thing.
"Your Majesty, I dare to say this—the great scholar Ji Bu came all the way from Tiandu City to help, but now he's gone. It might not just be about Lin Che, but other important matters. Is he really gone?"
"This... what you said seems to make sense. I cannot humiliate the imperial court. I still need to meet with a highly respected scholar like Ji Bu."
Jiang Li straightened his clothes, sat upright, and said:
"Please welcome Mr. Ji."
Ji Bu came hurriedly, and it seemed that he had urged a strong and righteous spirit to rush back. He saluted respectfully to Jiang Li and said:
"Your Majesty, I'm here to pass on a message from Lin Che. He said that if Your Majesty has a poor appetite, you can try the rice dumplings mentioned in his letter. That's all."
"Ah? Zongzi?" Jiang Li was stunned, and a look of doubt appeared on his beautiful face.
Then he reacted.
Were the Jiangnan rice dumplings mentioned in Lin Che's letter?
But the content of the letter, "There's a matchmaker inside," was it referring to the red dates? And "There's a quilt covering the head outside" was it referring to the rice dumpling leaves? After unwrapping the leaves, naturally, there was white flesh...
Jiang Li's face suddenly turned red again.
It turns out they were really talking about rice dumplings!
However, Lin Che's words were too vulgar.
snort.
"If your Majesty has no further instructions, I will take my leave now!"
Ji Bu's face was filled with exhaustion. Lin Che had actually said that if he didn't deliver his message immediately, they would be separated. If he delivered the message as quickly as possible, Lin Che would give him a poem that would immortalize his name!
Humph! Ji Bu was already old, what was he really aiming for to leave a name for eternity? However, for the sake of his confidant, the great scholar Lin, it was worth it for him to forcefully activate the secret Confucian technique.
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