25. Time to laugh.
After removing all the messy embellishments, the stunningly beautiful woman with long, straight black hair and a supermodel figure in front of her is clearly her ex-boyfriend who just banished all of humanity!
Pi Min stared wide-eyed at the man in front of her dressed as a woman, looking completely natural, her face full of disbelief.
[Does this bunny have some special buff that attracts cats? Another cat has appeared.]
This time it's a beautiful little black cat.
【Huh? Why is the signal so bad again?】
...
There was a momentary pause in the audio, then the man's smile widened: "The signal jammer is activated, you can laugh now."
Pi Min, who had been trying to suppress her laughter, finally couldn't hold back any longer. She grinned and burst into laughter, laughing so hard that she was doubled over and even cried.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Seeing her laughing uncontrollably without any sign of stopping, the man, who had been smiling and doting, finally couldn't help but darken his expression and glare at her angrily: "You heartless bastard! I've done so much for you, and instead of being moved, you laugh at me!"
Pi Min covered her mouth, but unfortunately, she couldn't suppress the smile on her face for the time being. She could only step forward and slap the man's slender waist hard.
"I didn't realize that women's clothing suits you so well."
The man was indeed embarrassed and angry when the girl he liked laughed and patted him, and his face flushed slightly.
"Shut up!"
Dressed in women's clothing, the man, enraged and embarrassed, was more than just a sight to behold. Seeing his shyness, Pi Min laughed even more unrestrainedly.
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha..."
"Shut up!"
"Don't laugh!"
"I'm sorry, but it's just so funny, hahaha..."
"Shut up--"
While laughing, Pi Min secretly observed the man's reaction. She saw that the corners of his eyes were slightly red and his starry eyes were glistening with tears, as if he was about to cry at any moment. Just as she was wondering if she had gone too far, the next second, the man in front of her took a step forward, put one arm around her waist and the other hand around the back of her head, and fiercely silenced her laughing mouth with his lips.
The laughter stopped abruptly, and taking advantage of Pi Min's shock and inability to recover, the man deepened the kiss without hesitation.
The suffocating feeling of lack of oxygen and the surge of dopamine made Pi Min's brain dizzy, as if she were floating on clouds. After a long while, she remembered to push away the guy in front of her.
"What are you doing?"
"I told you to shut up, but you wouldn't, so I had no choice but to shut you up myself." The man curled his lips, which looked unusually luscious from the kiss, and smiled smugly.
Pi Ming was relieved that he had turned on the signal jammer, so the viewers in the live stream couldn't see what had just happened, but they could still hear the voice messages in the chat.
Why can't I see the video? Could it be that Bunny is really a lesbian and doing things that are inappropriate for children?
What? Bunnies are lesbians!
This game is so annoying! What is it that we VIPs can't see?
I want to see cats and bunnies kissing!
[I'm a level 6 viewer, and I want to see beautiful women kissing.]
...
Well, now she really couldn't laugh anymore; her face was so red it was almost burning.
Just as she was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to do with her hands and feet, the man in front of her suddenly stepped forward and pushed her onto the bed in the room.
"Since the audience thinks we're up to something, wouldn't it be pointless to take the blame if we didn't do something about it?"
After he finished speaking, he actually pretended to kiss him again.
Suddenly falling onto the soft bed, Pi Min watched helplessly as the man's exquisitely made-up face drew closer and closer. She felt no romance at all, only absurdity and laughter, and hurriedly reached out to block him.
"That's enough!" She forcefully shoved the man on top of her aside, flipped over and sat on his waist, gripping his shoulders tightly to prevent any further misbehavior. "Are you crazy? This instance is about a vampire count choosing a bride, and you're kissing one of his bride candidates here? It's an injustice if you don't die!"
Even though the tide had turned, the man's smile remained bright. He not only made no move to resist, but his expression even seemed to enjoy being completely suppressed at this moment.
"I won't die. By the rules, I'm a woman now."
"Really?" Pi Min's gaze involuntarily began to move downwards.
Seeing the mocking look on her face, the man, who had been calm all along, finally snapped: "Where are your eyes looking? It's just a setting! It's fake!"
After enjoying the man's furious expression for a while, Pi Min reluctantly let him go.
After all that commotion, the man's clothes were disheveled, and the hem of his skirt was all crumpled up, revealing a pair of long, slender legs. If it went any higher, he would have been completely exposed.
Even though the live stream blocking device was already on, Pi Min still couldn't help but reach out and straighten his skirt.
"A man, dressed as a woman, sneaking into an all-female instance, you really aren't afraid of death."
The man seemed to realize his situation only then, and awkwardly tugged at his shirt, which had accidentally slipped down his shoulder. He blushed and complained, "How dare you say that? Who am I sacrificing all this for?"
"Who asked you for anything?" Pi Min said coldly, showing no mercy. "What are you doing here? Why don't you go find your other ex-girlfriends?"
The man was initially angry at her for being ungrateful, but when she mentioned other ex-girlfriends, he immediately became nervous and quickly clarified, "I've only ever had one relationship in my life, I have no other ex-girlfriends."
Even though it's fake, the feeling of an ex-boyfriend becoming a sister is indescribable. Pi Min stared at the beautiful woman with long, straight black hair in front of her for a long time, still looking uncomfortable.
Her mind involuntarily began to replay everything that had happened since entering the dungeon. Suddenly, her brow furrowed, and she stared intently at the man before her like a predator eyeing its prey: "Wait, you almost tricked me. Since the extra person is you..."
She gasped, a murderous glint suddenly appearing in her eyes.
"You didn't save me at all. Without you, the ratio of rooms to players would have been exactly one to one, and there wouldn't have been that room-grabbing incident just now."
"You've been found out, hahaha..." The man scratched his head awkwardly, looking down to avoid Pi Min's burning gaze. "I wanted to protect you behind me immediately, but I didn't expect someone else to be faster than me."
Once she came to her senses, Pi Min grabbed a pillow from the bed and, without saying a word, smashed it against the man's exquisitely made-up face.
Showing mercy or being gentle with women? That doesn't exist!
After figuring everything out, even the most beautiful face couldn't extinguish Pi Min's anger.
"It's all your fault! You made me get hit with a vase and kicked! If something really had happened just now, I would have slit my own throat!"
"How can there be such an annoying person as you in this world? Are you a ghost? You're a persistent spirit that keeps haunting people and bringing them trouble and misfortune!"
The pillows were thrown at the man's face and body without any mercy.
Thankfully, there was a signal jammer; otherwise, the scene in the live stream would have been quite something. A petite girl was chasing after a girl a head taller than her with a pillow, relentlessly hitting her until the taller girl was jumping up and down, screaming in pain—a far cry from the romantic lesbian scene the viewers had imagined.
She was so angry, and the pillow was too soft to be effective. Pi Min bombarded the pillow with blows until she was too exhausted to continue. Then she reluctantly threw down the pillow and slumped onto the bed in a huff.
After the ordeal, the long, straight black-haired beauty was now disheveled, her clothes in disarray, and she had completely lost the noble and elegant supermodel demeanor she once possessed.
"I'm sorry, I was just worried about you." He stammered, his expression and movements resembling those of a wronged young wife.
Seeing his disheveled state, Pi Min felt the anger that had been building up in her chest dissipate considerably. She held back her laughter for a moment and said, "Fine, it's not the first time you've tricked me. I guess I'm just unlucky to have met you."
Noticing the forced smile on her face, the man was taken aback at first. But when he saw his own reflection in the stained glass window, he trembled and fled into the bathroom as if his life depended on it.
This man really had an image to maintain. When he reappeared in front of Pi Min, he had cleaned himself up and regained the noble and aloof demeanor he had when they first met.
Looking at the beautiful woman with long, straight black hair and exquisite makeup in front of her, and then at herself with a bare face, Pi Min felt a sense of shame that she was not even as refined as a man.
With less than 24 hours left in the game's new player protection period, this instance requires the bride candidates to spend the night in the castle.
Pi Min subconsciously glanced at the time on the system panel. Sure enough, the passage of time within the dungeon did not affect the in-game time; the time displayed remained frozen at the moment just before entering the game.
Of course, she wasn't stupid enough to think that the NPCs in the dungeon letting them spend the night in the castle meant they would actually sleep there. Looking at her roommate, whose face was still red from being slapped, she awkwardly touched her nose.
"You go to sleep first, I'll keep watch, and you can take over in the second half of the night."
Hearing her suggestion, the beautiful woman with long, straight black hair didn't refuse. She nodded, said goodnight to her, and then crawled into bed.
The room fell into a moment of silence.
Pi Min thought the man would fall asleep quickly, but to her surprise, after lying down, the guy on the bed started to toss and turn.
She was getting impatient with the caterpillar-like movements under the covers and was about to speak up to stop them when the guy on the bed suddenly rolled over, squatted down by the bed, and reached under the mattress to grope around. When the hand came out from under the mattress again, there was something in his palm.
"Oh, it's you!" The beautiful woman with long, straight black hair exclaimed with delight.
Pi Min was completely stunned after seeing what was in his palm.
Peas?!
Is this some kind of abstract concept? A live-action version of "The Princess and the Pea"?
"Really? Such a thick mattress, such a tiny pea. Did you really feel its presence, or were you acting?"
The beautiful woman with long, straight black hair didn't answer. She simply opened the window, tossed the pea into the boundless darkness outside, and then turned around nonchalantly, crawling back into bed.
"Okay, that feels good, darling, goodnight."
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