Ji Yixiang trembled more today than in the past, perhaps because he was shaking too violently just now.
Ji Yixiang was still defecating, and Brother Zhang's head was already full of excrement. A lot of it flowed from the front and back, and some flowed into his ears, so that Brother Zhang later suffered from otitis media for a long time.
There was something on Brother Zhang's face, he couldn't open his eyes, and the smell kept going into his nose. He really wanted to beat up Ji Yixiang and Zu An, but he could only grit his teeth and close his mouth. He had to protect his mouth.
Brother Zhang is now in a dilemma. He can only feel his way with his eyes closed, but he can't find the bathroom in his home.
As for Ji Yixiang, he didn't dare to come down or speak. He just held Brother Zhang's head tightly and continued.
Zhang was furious. He wanted to say, "Hurry up and show me the way. Where is the bathroom? Take me there, you idiot."
But he couldn't say this because his lips were already full of these strange foreign objects.
Ji Yixiang was still vomiting and he himself felt dizzy. Brother Zhang was so angry that he almost opened his mouth several times.
However, twenty minutes later, Brother Zhang finally found the bathroom door. It was his own home and he was familiar with it. Brother Zhang thought to himself, thank God, and rushed in. He even forgot that Ji Yixiang was still around his neck and just went in.
With a "bang", Ji Yixiang's entire face hit the wall above the door heavily, and then with a "pop", Ji Yixiang's head hit the ground and fell to the ground. After this, Ji Yixiang, who already had an incomplete brain development, became even more mentally retarded.
Ji Yixiang used to often tell his colleagues, "I've forgotten how to do division now." or "I've forgotten how to do subtraction now."
Now, after the fall, he even forgot addition and multiplication. All he could think about was taking a shit and finding a lover. Even when someone scolded him later, "You only have two pieces of clothing, one white and one blue, and you've worn them both gray," he didn't react at all.
Brother Zhang went in and washed his face vigorously, and finally he was able to open his eyes. He looked down and found that the white shirt he had originally worn today had become a mess. Oh my God.
He quickly took off his shirt, and his back was already full of things.
Then I looked down at my black pants, oh, I couldn’t bear to look at them.
He quickly took off his clothes and took a shower. He didn't even have time to wait for the water to get hot. He cursed Ji Yixiang while taking a shower.
After washing, Brother Zhang came out naked and directly pulled up Ji Yixiang who was still lying on the ground.
Seeing Ji Yixiang's eyes staring at the ceiling blankly, Brother Zhang was shocked and thought he was dead, so he started to rescue him again.
Brother Zhang had never learned any first aid knowledge, so he just pried open Ji Yixiang's mouth and gave him artificial respiration.
As everyone knows, Brother Zhang smokes and has severe bad breath. He also ate leeks, garlic, coriander, instant noodles, drank alcohol, and hasn't brushed his teeth for several days.
The colorful stench from Brother Zhang's mouth was even more smelly than a fart, and it entered Ji Yixiang's mouth and nose again.
One mouthful, two mouthfuls, three mouthfuls, Brother Zhang exhaled more and more, but the strange and strong smell did not wake Ji Yixiang up.
Brother Zhang was also tired, and he suddenly burped. This burp was filled with a bunch of strange smells, a mixture of various food smells, alcohol smells, cigarette smells, snack smells, garlic smells, coriander smells, spicy strips smells, and it was salty and sticky, and entered Ji Yixiang's mouth along with saliva.
These smells reminded me of a passage in Yu Hua's famous work "Brothers", in which Baldy Li said that he burped, and the burp contained a mixture of food smells, which made his blind, stupid, deaf and lame friends very envious.
The burp that Brother Zhang made was definitely not as good as the one that Baldy Li made. Although it also had a mixture of smells, these smells were enough to make people so sick that they would vomit out the New Year's Eve dinner from three years ago.
As expected, the biochemical crisis was effective. Ji Yixiang finally woke up. The strange smell made him ejaculate again, and he vomited the remaining half of his stomach into Brother Zhang's mouth.
Because Brother Zhang was not prepared, and because Ji Yixiang had too much of these things, Brother Zhang swallowed them. Then Brother Zhang couldn't help it, and the two of them spit into each other's mouths.
Overall, Brother Zhang's stomach was in better condition. He was just feeling nauseous, so he didn't vomit too much.
As for Ji Yixiang, he had almost vomited everything and could only spit out acid water.
Brother Zhang was afraid that Ji Yixiang was heartbroken, so he quickly pulled him up, patted his chest and rubbed his back, and he finally felt better.
Brother Zhang's mouth is still very sour, and the taste of Ji Yixiang's vomit is even more unpleasant.
Now, because Ji Yixiang pooped too much and the two of them had been struggling for a long time, there was shit all over the floor. Ji Yixiang's white loose work clothes were also dirty. If it were Brother Zhang, he would have just scrapped them. But Ji Yixiang couldn't do that. He had too few clothes. Now, apart from this one, he only had the white one, because the blue one had been torn off by the parents of the child who pulled off his pants.
Brother Zhang pulled Ji Yixiang into the bathroom and gave him a bath for half a day, scolding him while washing: "My wife and I haven't taken a mandarin duck bath for a long time, and I haven't bathed my son like this. Today I actually serve you like this, you are so lucky."
Ji Yixiang had a lot of mud on his body, and it took him a long time to wash it off.
At this time, Brother Zhang, who was also naked, saw the clean Ji Yixiang and felt that there was a unique charm. So he couldn't help but started without an umbrella.
Ji Yixiang no longer feels pain now, but he suffers from frequent incontinence.
Brother Zhang played for a while, but at this moment, as luck would have it, Brother Zhang's wife came back with their son.
As soon as my wife came in, she almost fainted from the strange smell. She didn't know what was going on and quickly put on a mask.
Before my wife could say anything, my son went straight to the bathroom.
Zhang was so intense that he didn't even hear the door open. When his son came in, he suddenly became limp. He was even afraid that he would never be able to get up again.
The son was also startled. All three of them were horrified. The son started crying and shouted, "Mom, Dad is beating an uncle."
After hearing this, Brother Zhang’s wife wanted to go to the bathroom immediately, but the few steps from the door to the bathroom were too difficult. There was a pile of shit with every step. She took a lot of effort to get in. When she pushed open the door, she was shocked by the scene in front of her.
The son was crying with tears and snot all over his face, and was obviously frightened. The husband and a young boy were doing unspeakable things, and the shower head was still pouring water.
The woman almost fainted from fright. She immediately started crying and cursing, "Zhang, you bastard, I knew you were cheating on me a long time ago. I asked you and you said no, and you even brought him home. You have no conscience. I want to divorce you."
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