"Divorce!" the woman shouted excitedly.
Brother Zhang didn't know what to do, so he quickly pulled away from Ji Yixiang and went to persuade his wife naked.
The wife burst into tears, and Zhang Ge grabbed her and said, "Wife, wife, don't worry, I'm just giving him a bath."
"Taking a bath? Do you take a bath with your body pressed together? Or do you use your prostate to bathe? And why did he show up in my house? Even if he was taking a bath, can't a grown man like him bathe himself? Tell me, if you don't explain it to me today, you're out of here."
"Don't worry, he really has some trouble taking care of himself. His family is poor. Honey, didn't I tell you that I have a super stupid apprentice, the kind with a missing brain? It's him. Because he's so stupid, I take extra care of him."
"Take care of him? You really take care of him. You gave him all your clothes to wear and even bathed him. Even if he has poor self-care ability, can't he take a bath? Has he never taken a bath in all these years?"
The wife was still pointing at Ji Yixiang and cursing excitedly. Brother Zhang hadn't said anything yet. At this time, Ji Yixiang spoke: "I really haven't taken a bath many times since I was a child. I have never taken a bath by myself. My mother always washes me."
Ji Yixiang's words shocked both Brother Zhang and his wife. His wife laughed out of anger and stopped crying: "I say, Lao Zhang, you don't even know how to find a lover? You find such a dirty one, aren't you afraid of getting sick? Do you want to go for a physical examination?"
Zhang's face flushed. He scratched his head in embarrassment. Suddenly, he saw the shit on the ground and said, "My dear wife, please listen to my explanation. Xiao Ji is not my lover, and I am not a homosexual. Besides, I don't do such immoral things.
Look at the ground, Xiao Ji, his stomach is really bad, he always poops everywhere. The place where we filmed today is close to us, but far from his home. My car is restricted and I can't take him home, so I brought him back. I..."
Before Zhang Ge finished speaking, his wife interrupted him: "Can't he ride his bike back by himself?"
"He really can't."
"What!"
“He can’t ride a bike.”
My wife laughed again: "What? Say that again? Hahahaha, he's such a grown man, and he can't ride a bike? That's funny! This is really the news of the century. I've really broadened my horizons today."
Brother Zhang quickly grabbed his wife's arm, and Ji Yixiang shrank shyly on the side, as if he was afraid of being seen by others. The scene was very funny, and even his son laughed.
"Honey, listen to me, he's just so stupid. He can't ride a bike, and he can't walk. He gets tired after walking for a while. And he poops while walking. He just poops in his pants all of a sudden. Do you remember that internet celebrity you saw on TikTok? The one pooping on the street? That's him."
When the wife saw Ji Yixiang's appearance, she thought it was indeed him, but then she thought of the rumors about his lover and questioned Brother Zhang again.
"That's because I was so nice to him. His family was so poor. He only had two sets of clothes, one white and one blue. He wore them both out until they turned gray, and that gray one was torn by that woman. I felt sorry for him, so I gave him my work clothes. Those guys in our unit probably have too much free time, so they just spread rumors. It's really infuriating."
The wife's anger had mostly subsided, but Ji Yixiang was still angry. However, Ji Yixiang's anger was not very lethal, so Brother Zhang kept teasing him and finally coaxed his wife.
The wife posed and said, "What should we do with the shit outside?"
"I'll clean it up, I'll clean it up, hehe." Brother Zhang said with a smile, looking like a servant.
"Let him clean up the mess. Whoever created the situation should resolve it." The wife pointed at Ji Yixiang and said.
"Him? Forget it, the more you clean it, the dirtier it gets." Brother Zhang looked at Ji Yixiang with contempt and said sarcastically.
In the end, the whole family cleaned up together. Ji Yixiang just watched from outside and made the mess. His hands-on skills were really poor.
After cleaning up, the wife smiled and said to Ji Yixiang: "Xiao Ji, I'm busy today, so I won't keep you at home for dinner. Go out and take a taxi back. Don't come to our house in the future. Our house is small and can't accommodate so many people."
Ji Yixiang wore Brother Zhang's clothes and went out in embarrassment. Mrs. Zhang packed up Brother Zhang and Ji Yixiang's clothes for the day and threw them all away, and scolded them with disgust.
When Ji Yixiang returned home, it was already 8 o'clock in the evening, and he took out his anger from the day on his mother.
"Mom, cook for me. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten all day."
"You came back so late, I thought you had eaten."
"You ate it, didn't you? Just because you ate it, you think I ate it too? I'm so tired after a day at work, and you stay at home doing nothing every day and don't even cook for me?"
"Do it, do it, wait a minute, it will be quick."
Ji Yixiang, who is 1.6 meters tall, acts like a big boss and scares his 1.4 meters tall mother like a kitten.
The next day, Ji Yixiang came to the unit. Brother Zhang's attitude towards him was very cold, as if he didn't know him. This time, Brother Zhang completely abandoned him, and he was actually a little disappointed.
However, Ji Yixiang never expected that Director Li would actually look for him today.
"Xiao Ji, sit down. Do you know why I want to see you?"
"I don't know, Director, what are you doing?"
"To be your matchmaker."
Matchmaking? Ji Yixiang thought: Did I hear it right? Will he help me find a girlfriend?
"Xiao Ji, you like Miaomiao, right?"
"Director, I..."
"Stop talking. We already knew you liked her, but your methods were too bad. Let me teach you how to pursue girls."
Ji Yixiang thought: You didn't even catch up with Li Miaomiao, and she almost sent you to jail, and you're still trying to teach me? Come on.
"Xiao Ji, you've never been in a relationship, right? Miaomiao is a girl with a tough personality. If you want to pursue her, you have to be romantic, not too direct, but soft. Don't be too anxious, but take it slow. You have to prioritize things, understand?"
Ji Yixiang thought about it and it seemed to be the case. What he had done before was not called communication, but collision. He spoke nicely to Li Miaomiao, and she was quite gentle.
"Xiao Ji, I will help you. You follow my way to pursue Miaomiao, and then I will let you marry her into the family."
Hearing the words "marry her into the family", Ji Yixiang was very excited. Although he was excited, he also knew that there is no free lunch in the world. Sure enough, just as a smile flashed across his face, Director Li said something else.
"But you can't touch her. Keep her at home, understand? She's a pure girl. Don't touch her."
Ji Yixiang's mind was confused and he didn't know what Director Li was talking about.
Director Li wrote a bunch of methods and handed them to Ji Yixiang: "Take them back and study them."
After Ji Yixiang left, Director Li said to himself, "Li Miaomiao, sooner or later you will be mine. Before, you accused me of not being honest and finding a lover. Now I let you become someone else's wife. If you dare to sue me again, you will not be innocent."
The old fox was very cunning. He wanted to hide his mistress in Ji Yixiang's name, but he miscalculated this step. How could Li Miaomiao, who didn't play by the rules, listen to him?
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