Today, Li Miaomiao and Zhang Xiaodong had a fight in their department. Zhang Xiaodong was not at an advantage and apologized to Li Miaomiao after being punched, feeling that he had lost.
In another department, Brother Zhang assigned Ji Yixiang a new task, asking him to go out and shoot something, and he asked someone to follow him, and that person was Su Ziyi.
Su Ziyi acted condescendingly, looking down on people with her nose down. She was taller than Ji Yixiang, a tall and strong girl weighing about 160 pounds, with dark skin and a fierce look. Ji Yixiang was scared.
Ji Yixiang used to go out with Guo Xiaoting, and Guo Xiaoting could take him on an electric bike. But now, this girl doesn’t have a car, but she has fists. Ji Yixiang also thinks she has muscles and is so strong.
The two of them filmed for quite a while, with Ji Yixiang doing all the work and Su Ziyi directing him from the side. Su Ziyi was like a big boss, scolding Ji Yixiang like crazy, but Ji Yixiang didn't dare to talk back.
"Can you shoot faster? How did your brother Zhang teach you? Did he only teach you sex skills and nothing substantial? Then what are you doing?"
Su Ziyi was very rude and had a bad tone, which scared Ji Yixiang so much that he could only curse her in his heart. At this moment, he felt that Li Miaomiao was better at that time. Li Miaomiao would rush to work with her. Although Guo Xiaoting was gentle, her skills were not as good as his. This Su Ziyi was simply a plague god. Li Miaomiao was better, because she was both capable and proactive.
"Are you capable of this? If not, then don't eat today. Just work here. Don't leave until you're done. I'm afraid I'll be hungry, so you'd better think about it."
Su Ziyi said that she was afraid of being hungry. Ji Yixiang thought to himself: With your physique, you would indeed be afraid of being hungry.
Finally the filming was over, and the two took a taxi back. Ji Yixiang, the coward, even paid for the taxi fare for Su Ziyi. Su Ziyi even made an even more outrageous request, asking Ji Yixiang to treat her to a pancake.
As I walked into the elevator, I met Zhang Xiaodong and Director Li. They had actually come out a long time ago, but it was the noon rush hour, so they stood at the innermost part of the elevator for several times.
Ji Yixiang was thirsty while filming just now, so he bought a bottle of room temperature drink. He knew that he couldn't drink cold drinks because of his bad stomach and large intestine, so he bought the room temperature drink.
However, after just one sip of the room temperature drink, he began to feel uncomfortable. He was embarrassed to say that he needed to go to the toilet, but his body was too powerless to control it, and he could not let Su Ziyi scold him.
"Zi Yi, let's run faster. I want to go to the bathroom." Beads of sweat the size of beans had already appeared on Ji Yixiang's forehead.
Su Ziyi also became anxious and said, "Why do you have so many problems? It's really unlucky."
Having said that, Su Ziyi still went to find a toilet for Ji Yixiang. After searching for a long time using the navigation system, there was no public toilet nearby.
The two of them were so anxious that they finally decided to go back to the office to use the toilet. It wasn't far away anyway, so they ran into the lobby of the office building. However, the elevator was too slow at noon. Ji Yixiang's butt muscles were tightly contracted, and the expression on his face was also tight and twisted.
Ji Yixiang felt that the arrow was on the string and had to be shot, thinking: Why hasn’t he arrived yet? Why hasn’t he opened the door yet?
Suddenly the door opened and Ji Yixiang wanted to rush in, but a large group of people came out first and knocked him so hard that he almost got a black eye. His right hand was already covering his butt.
Su Ziyi felt that this scene was a bit embarrassing, and naturally stood a little further away from Ji Yixiang.
Finally, there were not many people coming out, so the two of them entered the elevator. A large group of people followed closely behind them, and the elevator had to close with great difficulty.
Ji Yixiang covered his butt with his hands, his face flushed red. Only then did he see Director Li and Zhang Xiaodong who were in the innermost part. He didn't dare to say hello.
Ji Yixiang called Su Ziyi: "Ziyi, I can't hold it anymore. What should I do? Why hasn't it arrived yet? I thought this building was very low before, why is it so high now?"
Su Ziyi was puzzled, and still said unhappily, "What's wrong with you? You can't hold on for even a moment? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"It's too early...it's too late."
Ji Yixiang had just finished speaking when everyone in the elevator suddenly heard a "puff" sound. Everyone was stunned and began to think that someone was farting loudly. Some people even wanted to curse.
But before the person who wanted to curse could even utter a word, another screeching sound was heard. This time everyone knew where the sound came from and they all turned around to look at Ji Yixiang.
Ji Yixiang's face turned even redder, and Su Ziyi's face also turned red. Everyone covered their noses and showed painful expressions.
A diluted yellow liquid flowed out of Ji Yixiang's trouser legs. Although the space was closed and small, everyone wanted to stay away from the source, so it became more crowded and the atmosphere in the elevator became extremely quiet.
Director Li, who was always outspoken, broke the silence in the crowded elevator: "Isn't this Xiao Ji? What happened? What did you eat? And you peed in your pants?"
This sentence made everyone burst into laughter, and Ji Yixiang suddenly felt that the few minutes in the elevator were infinitely long.
Zhang Xiaodong, who was standing next to Director Li, also spoke sarcastically: "What's the matter, Xiao Ji? Are you trying to save toilet space for your family? Or are you trying to save water for flushing your family? But this is really unkind of you. You can't be so filial to your parents that you don't care about others."
Ji Yixiang's face turned green, and Su Ziyi apologized on his behalf and kept saying sorry to everyone.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My friend isn't feeling well today. I'm sorry for causing trouble to everyone."
Su Ziyi was no longer the furious girl she was just now. She felt guilty and shy, and kept apologizing.
Ji Yixiang also slowly squeezed out a sentence: "I'm sorry everyone."
He wanted to give a fist bump, but couldn't.
Zhang Xiaodong spoke again: "What's the point of saying sorry? Next time you go into the elevator, bring an air freshener and wear a diaper. Otherwise, who can stand it? You're sorry for us. What if you send us to the hospital?
Don't complain about the high cost of air fresheners and diapers. If you make everyone in this elevator sick, it will cost even more for you to take us to the doctor.
It's just that I'm kindhearted and I work in the same unit as you, so I don't want to blackmail you. Otherwise, let me be blunt and make you bankrupt, and you won't be able to do anything about it."
Director Li on the side was laughing, and some people in the elevator also laughed. Su Ziyi and Ji Yixiang's faces had become very ugly.
Finally, the elevator door opened. Instead of crowding out, everyone was cautious and let Ji Yixiang and Su Ziyi out first.
The people waiting for the elevator outside naturally had no idea what was going on and were all complaining about how slow the group was, but they stopped complaining when they smelled the stench.
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