Chapter 31 I woke up suddenly and found that the tents had legs and ran away!



Several people in the field: "..."

Old Wang: “…”

Three big men: "..."

I didn’t catch up with Jiang Qiyu’s follow-up filming, and I’ve been filming in the mud for a long time.

Now seeing the person coming back, he ran over immediately and just happened to record this scene.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also shocked.

——"Walter? I must have heard it wrong!"

——"People can be crazy! But they can't be this crazy!"

——"It's more realistic to have these three fierce-looking men kill the premature ejaculation director than to have them carry manure!"

——"Premature Ejaculation Director: Netizens, you are quite nice people!"

"I'm sweating a bit! Won't those three big guys get mad and attack the guests?"

——"If something happens to someone here, Jiang Qiyu, this 18th-tier actor, is the biggest culprit!"

"Look! The three of them are moving! They're moving! Are they going to search for the murder weapon right here?"

Everyone was shocked when they saw the big men move.

Including Meng Qiyan who ran back.

Meng Qiyan's expression turned cold and he became extremely alert.

A sinister light flashed in Jiang Ziran's eyes and mouth.

Even if she can't become famous this time, it's a good thing that these criminals helped her kill Jiang Qiyu!

That way no one will steal her things anymore!

Then everyone saw three big men bend down, pick up the shoulder pole and dung bucket next to them, and respectfully ask, "Okay, where is the dung pit?"

Everyone: “…”

——"The moment I saw those three big guys carrying the dung bucket, my cerebellum shrank!"

——"I have to say, after carrying the dung bucket, the three of them looked much more down-to-earth."

——"I'd like to call him Jiang Qiyu, a burly man transformed into a powerful figure!"

The three people's idea was simple: just pick up manure.

As long as the master can help them avoid the disaster of blood and light, he would even eat feces!

Jiang Qiyu didn't know where the manure pit was, so he asked Old Wang, "Where is the manure pond?"

The three big men all looked at Old Wang.

Old Wang shuddered, his body moving faster than his brain, and he pointed to the distance, "The manure pit is over there."

The three big men looked at Jiang Qiyu and said, "Master, let's go. By the way, what are these people doing with cameras?"

Their boss had warned them to be careful outside.

Jiang Qiyu smiled, approached them, and whispered, "I'll record your hardworking and simple scenes. When the time comes, I'll make a tape and burn it to Patriarch Bodhi. Then your bloody disaster will be resolved."

The three people are not well educated, but they are very smart.

Erya asked, "What about the people working there?"

Jiang Qiyu lowered his voice mysteriously, "They are just like you, trying to resolve disasters! Don't talk to them, or you will be infected with bad luck!"

Big Duck narrowed his eyes and nodded to show that he understood. "So the more we pick, the better the effect will be?"

Jiang Qiyu nodded, "Of course!"

Big Duck beamed, "Isn't that like accumulating merit? Then the three of us will take care of all the manure in this village today!"

Jiang Qiyu patted Daya's shoulder with satisfaction, "As expected of you, Big Brother. You know so much! You're also very perceptive!"

Big Duck scratched his head shyly and said, "That's right. I've been very smart since I was a child in our area."

Master Corn praised him!

Erya and Sanya were a little jealous, and secretly made up their minds to pick more so that Master Corn could see their efforts!

The three big men walked towards the cesspool with their heads held high and chests puffed out, as if they had received some glorious mission!

The aura was no less than that of a warrior on the battlefield! Fierce and powerful!

Jiang Qiyu still had a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth. Seeing Meng Qiyan coming back, he gave him a task, "Help me calculate the workload of the three of them here. I won't let you down."

Meng Qiyan nodded calmly, took out a pack of wet wipes from his pocket, and handed it to Jiang Qiyu, "Wipe your hands."

Jiang Qiyu: “…”

Jiang Qiyu felt that his hands were not dirty, but he still took it and said, "Then I'll leave it to you. I'm full and sleepy, so I'll go back to the tent and rest for a while."

——"Tsk tsk, didn't you just pat the big guy on the shoulder? Look how jealous Meng Baochai is."

——"I'm full and sleepy. I'm going back to the tent to rest for a while. How many blows should I give to the other guests in this sentence?"

——"Jiang Baomi is going back to sleep? Hahaha, who understands my sense of humor! I can already imagine the expression on the face of the premature ejaculation director!"

——"Qin Xie is a proud director, but when he meets Jiang Baomi, his fate is uncertain."

——"Three big men: My family, who understands! I went out to eat spicy soup and was drafted!"

——"No, why did those three big guys do that? Why did they just listen to Jiang Baomi?"

This problem is destined to have no solution.

Jiang Ziran stood there in a daze, speechless for a long time.

Qin Xie racked his brains but couldn't figure out why!

He thought his rules were flawless!

But I didn’t expect there were loopholes everywhere!

You think he can say that the manure that the three big men helped to carry doesn’t count?

What about those who helped Yang Shufan and Jiang Ziran dig the ground yesterday?

Can Jiang Qiyu not cause trouble for him?

Besides, he is afraid too!

These three people seem to only listen to Jiang Qiyu, so a head-on confrontation is obviously not a good idea!

Qin Xie was so angry that he couldn't eat.

But the assistant director was looking at the camera with a smile on his face, his eyes shining.

Qin Xie was annoyed, "Why are you so happy?"

Assistant Director: "Hey, Mr. Meng just touched Teacher Baomi's hand when he handed her the wet wipes!"

Qin Xie: “…”

This assistant director will be fired sooner or later!

At this moment, several police officers who were broadcasting live: "..."

Jiang Sihai frowned, "Captain, are you sure these three people are wanted for murder?"

The captain also saw the live broadcast on his mobile phone and was suddenly speechless.

After a long while, he touched his nose and said, "These three wanted criminals may have damaged their brains during their years on the run."

Nan Huan couldn't control his excitement, "Teacher Baomi is my god!"

Jiang Qiyu walked towards the tent, and her cameraman followed her.

Judging from the physical strength of Big Duck, Second Duck and Third Duck, Jiang Qiyu felt that he could have a good lunch and dinner.

So she was in a particularly good mood.

I hummed little songs all the way.

"I want to be rich! I want to be rich~"

However, when she finally jumped back to the stream, her expression paused.

Because she found that there was nothing by the stream except the pile of ashes left over from roasting corn last night.

Her eyes widened, then closed the next second. "I woke up so fast, I found the tents had legs and were running away!"

However, when she opened her eyes again, there was still no tent in front of her.

Jiang Qiyu understood what was going on and bared his teeth in anger.

She stared at the camera, clenched her fist and shouted, "Premature Ejaculation Director! Give me back my tent!!!"

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