Gu Yuan felt extremely uncomfortable at this moment.
The alcohol was already taking effect, and he felt dizzy and nauseous. If he were just drunk, it would be fine, as he would just lose some money. But the problem was that his lower abdomen was getting more and more painful, and he was about to come out. Fortunately, he had a martial arts background, so he could still bear it for now.
"General Gu, where are your poems?"
"Also, you still have to drink this wine."
Ning Que watched with a smile.
It was obvious that the laxative had taken effect.
Gu Mingzhi was a little confused and quickly said, "Son, don't just stand there. Drink quickly. Writing a poem about wine shouldn't be a problem for you."
"I...I give up!"
Gu Yuan put down his wine bottle, his face grim. He couldn't even care less about saving face at this moment; he just wanted to get to the toilet. Losing a little money wouldn't matter, but if he lost face, he wouldn't be able to hold his head up anymore.
"No."
Ning Que looked at Gu Yuan jokingly.
Is it uncomfortable?
Still want to harm me?
These are all tricks I have left over.
Ning Que almost laughed out loud.
The third senior brother likes to study various poisons.
He was also taught how to identify poison.
Because the pharmacology is similar, he also learned some.
He can not only poison, but also detoxify.
Although not as good as the third brother, it is enough.
Especially when dealing with people like Gu Yuan.
"Isn't General Gu known for not getting drunk even after drinking a thousand cups?"
"Where are we going now?"
"Since you've agreed to write a poem, at least write two lines."
Gu Yuan clutched his stomach, almost reaching his limit. His face flushed, and he waved his hands repeatedly. He then bowed to the Emperor and said hurriedly, "I haven't recovered from my old illness yet, and I've been drinking too much, causing abdominal pain. Your Majesty, please forgive me and allow me to go to the bathroom first."
"Yuan'er?!"
Gu Mingzhi hurried forward to support him.
He knew Gu Yuan too well.
Gu Yuan has been very strong-willed since he was young.
No matter what you do, you must be the best.
To achieve the goal, they will do anything.
This time, he took the initiative to provoke Ning Que and challenge him to a fight, just to drug Ning Que. But Ning Que is still fine now, even drinking twenty or thirty glasses of liquor without any problem.
It was obvious that something really happened to Gu Yuan.
Otherwise I will never admit defeat!
Emperor Feng frowned.
Then he looked at Ning Que beside him.
Seeing his innocent face, I couldn't help but smile.
He didn't pursue the matter any further and just waved his hand.
"Okay, go ahead."
"puff--"
Gu Yuan had just bent over, sticking his butt out, ready to bow, when he heard a fart. Crucially, it was aimed squarely at Gu Mingzhi's face, instantly resounding throughout the room.
Ning Que pinched his nose and stepped back repeatedly.
Gu Yuan's face flushed.
"This...I...you..."
Just as he was about to open his mouth to explain, something even more terrifying happened. He realized he could no longer control himself, and with a fart, he was completely released...
Bang bang bang!
As the alarming sound rang out, the clothes quickly turned yellow. Gu Mingzhi, who was behind him, was also implicated, with his face and clothes covered in filth, which was disgusting to look at.
"Get out!"
Emperor Feng covered his nose and became furious.
Gu Yuan covered his face and ran away in an extremely strange posture. Gu Mingzhi had no choice but to follow behind because the smell was so bad that he almost vomited.
"Hahaha!"
"General Gu is truly amazing!"
"This is the first time I've seen someone vomit and have diarrhea from drinking alcohol."
"I thought General Gu was eight years old this year."
Everyone laughed and joked.
Gu Yuan, who hadn't gotten very far, now wished he could jump into the river. He'd grown up in Chang'an, known since childhood as a prodigy, always striving to be the best at everything. But this time, he'd lost control in public. He feared the news would spread throughout Chang'an tonight!
Ning Que!
I want you to die!!!
“Puff, puff, puff—”
Gu Mingzhi finally wiped his face clean, and seeing Gu Yuan spraying again, he hurriedly said: "Son, what's wrong with you? Stop spraying..."
“…”
Gu Yuan covered his face, wanting to cry but unable to.
What can he say?
He drugged Ning Que and then harmed himself?
The key is that he didn’t understand!
When did Ning Que change the wine?
He had been watching Ning Que the entire time, so he had no chance. He stopped paying attention after seeing Ning Que drink. But Ning Que is still fine now, and it was he who got caught...
"Dad, I really can't hold it anymore!"
"you?"
Gu Mingzhi was also at a loss for words.
The Gu family is really embarrassed this time!
…
Although this incident brought shame upon the Gu family, the servants responsible for cleaning up the mess still had to do so. They were used to dealing with this kind of thing, but defecating anywhere was truly unheard of. They diligently cleaned it up, even using flowers to cover it up.
If it was just this one spot, it would be fine, but Gu Yuan had to run and pull as he went. If he wanted to clean up everything, it would probably take quite a while.
They did have to put in some effort, but compared to the Gu family, it was already a good deal. This was a huge disgrace to the Gu family, and the news would spread throughout Chang'an tomorrow. For the Gu family, who valued their reputation, this was worse than killing them!
The key point is that Gu Yuan can’t say it yet.
Because he also took laxatives.
Putting aside other matters, if the matter of drugging the prince were truly investigated, the Gu family would undoubtedly bear the brunt of the blame. Of course, they could deny it. After all, the wine was provided by the palace, and no one saw the Gu family drug it. So, Gu Yuan suffered a loss this time, and he had to swallow it.
"That's ridiculous!"
Emperor Feng was furious.
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