Mu Kaiji: ...This girl has a really sharp tongue.
"Oh! My sister really knows how to make fun of me!"
[Tsk tsk~ Is he a real detective? Why do I get the feeling he's a bit of a green tea bitch?]
Mu Kaiji: He doesn't like drinking tea.
"Hehe, I am here to supply society with successors of socialism."
"Teacher, I admire you the most." Then he stopped asking questions.
[I was a bit mindful of boundaries and didn't ask too many questions. Otherwise, should I have told him I teach Chinese language and literature?]
Mu Kaiji: Alright, he already knows. There's no need to ask anymore. This person is a big liar; he knows everything without needing to ask any questions.
"hey-hey!"
"Someone from the Eastern Palace has come?" Mu Kaiji asked, though he didn't really want to go to the Eastern Palace.
"No, we haven't notified you. Don't you want to go?"
"Yes, I really don't want to go. If possible, I'd like to stay at the Fu family's place. Fu Yunjie is a pretty good person."
Mu Kaiji knew that the rules of this world were set by the strong.
[Does Xiangxiang not want to go to the East Palace?]
"It's okay if you don't go; having him as your bodyguard would be a good option."
"What? Making a detective your bodyguard? That's not a good idea." Ji Yingying couldn't bear to enslave a hero who protected the country.
"Hey, I can have him make money for me! Let's make a money-making plan and earn more."
[As long as the host is happy!] Xiangxiang was quite helpless. Ji Yingying had some plans at first, but after so many years, she just does whatever comes to mind.
"Oh, by the way, I have a shop..."
"I know, I'll help you manage and open the shop, right?"
"You're so smart, aren't you?"
Mu Kaiji agreed, and Ji Yingying immediately stood up: "I'll go and make a plan. You stay home and take good care of yourself. Once you're well, we'll start making money."
As for the idea of living in the East Palace, he directly denied it, so much so that Ji Cailiang was taken aback when he learned that he would not go to the East Palace, but still respected his decision.
He originally thought that it would be better to hand over a person from another world to the Crown Prince than to raise him himself. But what if the person misunderstands?
However, looking back now, I realize I was overthinking it.
The next day at court, Ji Yingying went in dozing off again. The civil and military officials were used to it, and even the emperor was used to it.
"Your Majesty, I have a report to make. Due to an earthquake, a dragon skeleton was unearthed in Shangjiang County, and the magistrate of Shangjiang County transported the dragon skeleton to the capital."
After reading the memorial, the emperor laughed heartily: "As expected, there really is a dragon. Where is it now?"
"Outside the main hall."
Immediately, everyone knelt down and shouted, "Your Majesty, we congratulate you on the prosperity of the nation, the stability of the country, and the blessings upon all the people!"
This startled Ji Yingying awake. She looked around in confusion for a moment, then immediately knelt down.
What shameful things have these old geezers done this time? Why are they so obsequious to the Emperor?
[A minister reported that dragon bones were discovered in Shangjiang County.]
[Dragon bones? Dragon bones really exist in this world? That's unlikely, isn't it?] Ji Yingying simply couldn't believe that dragon bones existed.
I heard it's outside the main hall; why don't we go out and see?
Whether you look or not, I know there are absolutely no dragons. If such things truly existed, they wouldn't exist in this world.
"Hmph~" The emperor snorted coldly, clearly angry, and none of the ministers dared to speak.
They were all praying that this little darling wouldn't overthink things. Besides, the item was right outside; how could it be fake?
The Emperor glared at Ji Yingying, stood up and left, and all the civil and military officials immediately stood up and followed him out.
Outside, there was indeed a pile of bones, and Ji Yingying peeked out.
[Okay, it definitely qualifies as a dragon, after all, dinosaurs are dragons. Judging from the skeleton, it should be a Stingrosaurus, similar to a lizard. Are there Jurassic relics in Shangjiang County?]
[I don't know, I've never been there. Host, are you interested in some gossip? There's a juicy piece of gossip out there, do you want some?]
[A smelly melon? Eat it! Why not? I'd much rather eat melon than watch this dragon.]
You can earn points by watching melons, and it's also a great way to pass the time. It's much more fun than watching lizards.
See that guard? He's the third one closest to the Emperor.
[I saw him, what happened to him?]
[I'll tell you a secret, he likes to smell... farts, especially men's farts.]
【What? 】
He even enjoys watching how other people poop; the smellier the poop, the more fragrant it seems to him.
Ugh...it's so disgusting.
This morning he actually hid in the toilet to watch how people poop, but his hiding place wasn't secluded enough, and he was discovered by the person pooping inside.
【And then?】 Ji Yingying peeked over and saw that the person was not injured, obviously the other party had let him go. As for how they let him go, that's something to guess.
Then, he was threatened by that person, since that person was gay.
[Damn, did the two of them have a fight in the bathroom?]
Yes, yes, it's in the open space next to the toilet.
Who will be promoted and who will be demoted?
Ji Yingying continued to stare at the guard. He looked quite strong, and if he took off his clothes, he should have six-pack abs. Someone like that... shouldn't be someone I could possibly be?
Of course, he's on top; after all, the one who poops is the eunuch.
Goodness gracious!
[Host, let me tell you, when he's doing *that*, he's thinking about how to poop on the other person.]
But the other party also felt...he was very strong.
[Xiangxiang, you're not doing a good job! When will you update with visuals? I want to see them!]
Ji Yingying's mind instantly conjured up images, such as a single hug and a powerful sprint.
For example: lifting someone up...
Too much, too much.
[This depends on the host. By the way, host, that little eunuch couldn't take it and is still unconscious in his room.]
Wow, that's awesome!
After eating such a colorful melon, Ji Yingying felt more energetic.
He also wanted to play ball-chasing with that little eunuch again after work.
Okay, okay, I'll go watch the game and see which kind of goals are scored.
"Son, come home early today. Your mother says she misses you," Ji Cailiang said hastily, disregarding the Emperor's presence.
Ji Yingying was suddenly yelled at. Feeling uneasy, she touched her nose and lowered her head: "Xiangxiang, why do I feel like my dad knows what I'm thinking?"
[Your dad is like a tapeworm in your stomach; after all these years, I thought you'd gotten used to it.]
[I can't get used to it. I just finished eating some smelly melon, and he started talking right away. I was terrified! And why aren't the Emperor and the others excited? Weren't they here to see the dragon?]
The emperor touched his nose, feeling embarrassed. Little did he know that it wasn't a dragon.
"Ahem~ Ji Yingying, come forward."
"Yes," Ji Yingying immediately went over.
"Come on, let's see what kind of dragon this is?"
【What?】 Ji Yingying was stunned. Was this some kind of joke?
[I'm lying, but the emperor isn't happy about this.]
Your Majesty: ...How did you know I was unhappy?
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