Chapter 004 The Kitten Doesn’t Know How to Use the Toilet

Everyone looked at Fang Yunshu's expression. Fortunately, Fang Yunshu couldn't hear anything.

But is this true?

How does the youngest know so much!

Just like a little frog in a melon field!

Jumping and eating melon.

However, thinking of Xia Yu'an's wonderful performance at the birthday party, Fu Xurong and the others were already 80% convinced.

Only Xia Anze is still struggling desperately.

An An’s idea may not be correct.

What was right at the birthday party may not be right in how you treated Fang Yunshu.

We can't be careless, otherwise we will misunderstand Fang Yunshu.

...He still wants to fight again! No matter what, we need to see solid evidence.

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After all, Fang Yunshu was nominally pregnant with the Mu family's child and was Mu Chengfeng's "widow", so the Mu family called to ask about it.

Fang Yunshu knew that it was Uncle Mu's man.

"I'm leaving first." Fang Yunshu said as he got into the car.

"Anze, I will come to see you again."

"Promise me next time we meet, okay?" He supported the edge of the car roof with one hand, his eyes expectant.

Xia Anze nodded slightly and opened the car door for him: "Take good care of yourself and protect the children."

Children, children, Xia Anze really still cares about children!

Are your brother’s children so important?

It’s so important that he is willing to lose his own happiness!

Fang Yunshu was a little jealous.

Xia Anze, do you like me or Mu Chengfeng? Or the dead man? Humph!

Even though I knew Xia Anze just had a sense of responsibility, I still couldn't help but feel jealous for a dead person.

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The family sat in the living room. Fu Xuerong brought fruit to everyone. Fu Xuerong said, "An Ze, have you really decided?"

With Fang Yunshu.

His brows were slightly wrinkled, and the other brothers also had bitter faces.

Since my eldest brother is with him, doesn’t that mean Fang Yunshu becomes his sister-in-law?

This kind of sister-in-law is very advanced and explosive even now!

Xia Anze: "Dad, people not only have a self, but also responsibilities."

"I know you are a soldier. Maybe you have a talent for military affairs. You have become a major general at such a young age and own a fleet on your own. But Anze, maybe you are still too young in other things."

"Dad, I know what's going on."

Xia Yu'an added fuel to the fire.

[No, brother, you really have no idea! ]

[After being with her brother, Fang Yunshu was content for the first few years, but later on, she became increasingly dissatisfied.]

[The child is looking less and less like Mu Chengfeng as he grows older.]

[Finally, Fang Yunshu dumped her brother and married the royal prince Mu Feiren.]

[My brother was so upset that he lost consciousness while driving while drunk and got into a car accident. He lost a leg and could no longer go to the battlefield.]

The Dusk Blade that just came in: ???

How come you end up eating the melon yourself?

Just now he heard the youngest son's voice outside the door. He only had a vague idea of ​​what was going on, and Xia Baizhou couldn't wait to tell him a few words, so he already had a general idea.

But how? ?

He married Fang Yunshu? ?

This doesn't make sense. It absolutely doesn't make sense.

Despite having countless worries in his heart, Dusk Blade remained cool and calm.

Xia Anze also:.

Not being able to continue his military career was tantamount to the end of his life.

But is it really so?

“…”

It was Fu Xurong who spoke up: "Think carefully about it."

If it's really as Zizi said, he will never give in no matter what. He can't gamble with the boss's life!

Xia Anze suddenly changed his tone: "Of course I have to investigate thoroughly before marrying him."

“…”

There was another silence. Xia Anze crossed his hands in front of his chest and thought, what should he do?

"Anze, actually, to know if it's true, we only need a small test." Fu Xurong was more experienced.

All the big cats in the family looked at the dad, as if they were looking at some incredible new catnip.

Fu Xuerong: “…”

It was quite stressful to be stared at by so many large furries.

He said, "Aren't Fang Yunshu and Mu Guanlin both working in your First Fleet? Just set up a trap and let them meet."

"Try it once."

"If Fang Yunshu passes the test, then I agree."

"But what should we use as bait?" Xia Baizhou asked.

"Just... take that nurse uniform."

The whole family & Dusk Blade: "..."

[Eh? I didn't mention Mu Guanlin? How did Dad know? ]

[Oh, Dad is so powerful, of course he knows some information, otherwise he wouldn't object.]

[Dad is really awesome, he is the God of Goose! ]

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It's settled. The day after tomorrow is a rest day for the First Fleet, and the First Fleet has no combat missions recently, so only some basic personnel are left on duty.

Then it is only natural for the Logistics Department to free up space.

Xia Yu'an was about to rest, and after he took a shower, his father gave him a loving hug, patted him to sleep, and gave Xia Yu'an a goodnight kiss.

As a newcomer, Xia Yu'an was actually a little uncomfortable, but her father was so gentle that Xia Yu'an fell asleep before she knew it.

When he woke up, he thought it was daybreak. Then Xia Yu'an realized that his body was small and the bedding was big. He actually turned into a little rag doll!

Is my body so uncontrollable?!

What if you suddenly turn into a kitten while taking a shit? Fall into the toilet?!

Thinking of this, Xia Yu'an no longer felt sleepy. He glanced out the window and saw the moon was at its zenith. It turned out that it was only the middle of the night.

Xia Yu'an felt the urge to urinate and wanted to go to the toilet.

The kitten jumped off the bed lightly, stood in front of the door and tried to jump up. The whole cat hung on the door handle and used its weight to force the door open.

This is called! One force defeats ten skills!

The lights were on in the living room, and the third brother Xia Silan was operating something on a blue light micro notebook. There were many other notebooks in front of him, and he held a pen in his hand.

Watching his petite brother sneaking to the toilet in shame, Xia Silan: "..."

Xia Yu'an jumped onto the toilet. Oh no, how is the little cat going to pee?

Ouch... Am I really going to pee on the floor or in the toilet?

"Little one." A very soft voice.

"Meow, meow, woo."

There was silence outside the door for a while: "I'm coming in?"

Xia Silan pushed open the bathroom door and lifted Xia Yu'an up by his front paws.

Xia Yuan: /ω\

Two paws covered the eyes.

As long as I can't see it, I won't be ashamed...

After finishing his urination, Xia Silan carried Xia Yu'an to the desk.

Beautiful lady Xiangxiang!

Xia Yu'an walked back and forth on the table with his tail twitching.

Xia Silan put down his pen: "Youngest, can't you sleep?"

"Yeah." Xia Yu'an nodded hurriedly, indicating that he was a night owl!

Xia Silan smiled. Cats all like to be active at night. In fact, sleeping at night is a habit inherited from humans, which is anti-cat.

"Then play by yourself for a while."

Xia Yu'an stood on the desktop and looked at Xia Silan's computer screen: [Guardian Exam Information Complete...]

"Well, I've been preparing for the Guard Corps exam recently."

"I have passed the written test, and I still have to take the retest."

It turns out that interstellar people also want to take advantage of civil servants!

However, the Guards seem to be very powerful. They are the Empire's direct guard, responsible for the safety of the entire planet. The Big Brother is a soldier, sailing in the stars, while the Guards are more like a "Knight Regiment". They are responsible for the safety of mankind, and the fleet sails in planetary orbit.

In short, the third brother is awesome!

[Rounding off, my third brother and I are the two smartest people in the world! ]

Xia Yu'an got tired after looking at the questions for a while. It turned out that math problems were the best sleeping aids. Xia Yu'an fell down beside Xia Silan and fell asleep with his arms around her.

Xia Silan froze, and then he started writing with his left hand.

After a while, Xia Silan felt his arm was soft and was being poked.

It turned out that it was the little cat Xia Yu'an, who was unconsciously stepping on the ground with his pink little paws in his sleep.

It’s indeed the youngest one.

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Fang Yunshu and Mu's uncle Mu Guanlin both work in the logistics department of the First Fleet.

Fang Yunshu actually works very hard for his love and career. His life plan is to rely on one man after another to get to the top.

But he couldn't see the major general normally, so he had to resort to this last resort and run to Xia's house to meet him in person, which led to the literary work "Little Pretty Girl Asks the Villain for Help in the Rain".

Today, Dad and brother have arranged everything and are just waiting for Fang Yunshu and Mu Guanlin to enter the jar.

Xia Yuan sat on the small airship and followed his father and brother towards the warship.

Wow, it's flying!

This was the first time he had seen a spaceship!

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Fang Yunshu was on duty alone in the logistics office. He was wondering why there were so few people here today when he suddenly saw a figure outside.

It's Mu Guanlin...

Fang Yunshu hesitated for a moment, but still chased after him. Although Mu Guanlin was unstable and unreliable, he was the legitimate heir of the Mu family after all.

He was not willing to give up just like that...

Besides, there is no one in the logistics department today, so who would know?

Mu Chengfeng couldn't see the dead, and Xia Anze would not know about it. He was very familiar with the logistics department, so he knew where the blind spots of surveillance were.

Mu Guanlin didn’t catch up. Why did Mu Guanlin run so fast today?

Fang Yunshu saw that the storage room next to him was open, and wanted to find a secluded place suitable for stealing someone.

The request for help on the rainy night the day before yesterday was a trap set up by him and Mu Guanlin. Mu Guanlin played the bad guy and he played the good guy in order to win Xia Anze's trust.

He said that with Xia Anze's trust, he would help Mu Guanlin seize the Mu family's property. Mu Guanlin was a little hesitant at first. How could his little lover sleep with someone else?

But after Fang Yunshu's eloquent words, Mu Guanlin was at a loss, and with his eyes full of endless money, he believed him.

It's cheating, so it's cheating. Anyway, he and his nephew are cheating on each other, right?

It’s really exciting to think about bullying someone else’s wife.

The young wife would even give him change herself.

What a great Fang Yunshu!

He gave her both children and money. It seems that his charisma is too great.

Fang Yunshu had an affair with Mu Guanlin with the idea of ​​having a "beheaded meal".

He really changed his mind. He wanted to indulge himself once more, and have a drunken and dreamlike life with Mu Guanlin. If Mu Guanlin was completely devoted to him, he would also be completely devoted to Xia Anze.

The last carnival before the wedding.

He entered the utility room and suddenly found a pink nurse's uniform with a large slit inside.

Fang Yunshu: "..."

Is this what Mu Guanlin prepared?

He couldn't think of anyone else except Mu Guanlin.

Or is this someone from the medical department who ended up here?

Never mind.

Fang Yunshu quickly changed into a nurse's uniform and transformed herself into a cute little nurse with a narrow waist and long legs. She secretly covered Mu Guanlin's eyes from behind.

"Guess who I am?"

"Xiao Shu." Mu Guanlin pressed the person onto the sofa in an obscene manner.

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As soon as the spaceship landed, Xia Yu'an followed his father and brother to the deck.

He couldn't wait to eat the melon.

After passing through several security gates smoothly, the family and Dusk Blade arrived at the logistics area of ​​the warship.

The logistics area was very empty and the sofas were a bit messy. Cats have very strong five senses and they quickly locked their sights on the clutter and approached.

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"Always wearing nurse uniforms. I'm tired of them... How about changing to a different one?"

"What do you want to change?"

"Yunshu, little Shu'er, on the day of your wedding, let's go wild again in different clothes..."

“…”

Obscene words make people blush.

[Does Mu Guanlin still want to play the bride play? ]

[Do you know that your little "bride" wants to secretly give you an injection to kill you? ]

Xia Anze pulled open the board of the storage room, and the person inside appeared.

Fang Yunshu looked outside in shock. There were so many people!

He put on his clothes in a hurry, and his eyes turned red when he saw Xia Anze: "An, Anze..."

"The child is not Chengfeng, right?" Xia Anze's voice was very calm, so calm that it had a sense of oppression, making Fang Yunshu feel like he was facing heretics on a wilderness planet without any equipment.

"No matter what, he still has half of Mu Chengfeng's health..."

Are you kidding?

[According to this statement, all members of the Mu family have half of Mu Chengfeng's blood! ]

[All human beings are born from the same maternal source, so do all human beings have half the same blood? 】

[That's not how you do fraud! He panicked. He was a level 10 green tea brother.]

Xia Anze stretched out his hand and put a gun to Fang Yunshu's stomach.