Chapter 014 What kind of relay is this!
For a moment, everyone was sweating profusely.
The soybeans belonging to the dean were particularly large.
Everyone present heard Xia Yu'an's thoughts.
Shit. How can such a big thing fit into the eye?
Crowd: I think it’s a little bit exciting.
What's more, some even looked up to see the dean's bald head.
Don’t ask, I’m just asking because I can’t help it and I’m curious.
Has it turned green?
Oh, not yet. Take another look.
The dean's hair was not green, but his face was green with a hint of eggplant purple mixed in.
He still bowed, which was the etiquette of the interstellar era, and said with a stiff upper lip: "Xiao Shao, he won't do this..."
Huh? What Xiao Shao? Why did the topic suddenly shift to this?
Xia Yu'an looked at the dean as if he was a fool.
Dean:.
This is your voice!
I, an old minister... was ordered around by Your Majesty when I was young, and was caught by the Second Prince when I was old. Now I have to face the Crown Prince who is under tremendous pressure. I... It's not easy for me, an old minister!
"Xiao Shao and I are in perfect harmony!" The dean summoned up his courage and shouted, looking at Mu Feiren.
There would be no tryst with the director of the anorectal department, and there would be no stealing of Blue Polar disks!
Can the act of viewing be called stealing?
Dusk Blade:.
"Let's go and take a look." He said calmly.
People are already eager to try.
Speaking of Dean Gou, although he is His Majesty... and the Second Prince's man, he is actually the director of the Atlas City Hospital and everyone is quite familiar with him.
Who wouldn't be confused and excited when eating melons from an acquaintance?
[Hey, he was crawling on the operating table, and the director of the anorectal department slowly took off his pants...]
The dean flicked his sleeves and was the first one to be unable to hold back.
Walking hurriedly.
【This play is a bit ahead of its time! 】
What a play!
Brother, you have to go there quickly, otherwise you won’t be able to see the exciting scene.
The BlueElectro disk could not be retrieved.
Everyone set off quickly and enthusiastically.
It’s great to follow His Royal Highness the Crown Prince!
You can see the little prince at any time and eat melons anytime and anywhere!
Eat the big melon! The most explosive in the entire star!
This melon is so ripe!!
Along the way, the dean was shrouded in a cloud and sat in the car without saying a word.
While eating small candy balls with milk wine filling, Xia Yu'an looked at the dean's hands trembling slightly under his sleeves. "Dean, do you have Parkinson's disease?"
If it really doesn't work, just give up your position? You can also retire early and start a retirement life...
It’s just that this little lover isn’t very wonderful…
No, maybe it's too wonderful?
In the operating room, a young 25-year-old doctor was lying on the operating table, screaming "Ouch, ouch" non-stop.
"Stop, stop, stop, Brother Chen, it really hurts..."
"Hmm? Does it hurt when I bully you?"
"You... 嘤嘤."
"Be patient."
"It passed quickly."
Wow, that's wonderful!
Turning around, Deputy Director Xiao Shao and Director of the Andrology Department, Dr. Chen, saw a crowd of people gathered at the door of the operating room.
Xiao Shao's eyes went dark. It was really like that, a lifetime goes by so quickly in the blink of an eye!
He had never seen so many people in his life!
There aren't even this many people lining up to register for medical treatment at the hospital!
Xiao Shao's face was as red as a persimmon.
Fart. Eyes torn and bloody.
But the disk is gone.
Where is the disk?
When Xiao Shao saw the old dean with his bare buttocks, he closed his eyes.
Thanks, someone shark him.
I am dead, please burn paper money if you have any questions, don't cue...
"Where's the freezer stick?" Mu Feiren's voice was cold.
"There's no such thing as a Freezer stick! Ouch..."
Dean Gu: "Xiao Shao, your condition... this condition, it's not caused by the freezing rod, could it be caused by something else?"
Xiao Shao bared his teeth in pain: "... Dean, I just missed you too much."
"Xiao Shao, you..." The dean was a little moved.
[It seems that Dean Gou still has feelings for you! Xiao Shao is just after your money! ]
[However, one is for money, the other is for sex and youth, each gets what they want, and the other has paid.]
[However, Director Xiao Chen often sneaks into your hospital and wears your clothes to play with Xiao Shao in your office. Didn't you know? ]
"You - you have no sense of shame!" Dean Gou stepped forward and started fighting with Director Chen.
The scene was in chaos and extremely lively.
[Strange, where did the frozen stick go? Let me see.]
【puff……】
Xia Yu'an almost spit out saliva.
【Uuhahahaha, how could this happen, how could this happen! 】
What? What's going on? Let me see, let me see!
Everyone's eyes were so scorching that they almost burned a hole in Xia Yu'an's body.
[Hey? Why are you all looking at me? There are flowers on me? ]
【Don’t look at me, look at the melon! 】
[However, this freezing stick has returned to the Second Prince's subordinates. The Second Prince should still be in school at the moment, and there is no time to transfer...]
"Let's go." Mu Feiren made a prompt decision.
.
The second prince was blocked in the corridor.
He was hurrying out with his subordinates.
He was surrounded by several of his trusted confidants, but no Death.
One of them looked like a bitch, and wore a white aristocratic uniform like nothing else.
She is dressed up gorgeously and looks more like a peacock than her uncle.
It feels like something has opened its screen behind my butt.
Where did you hide the disk?
【ah.】
[Vocal, it turns out to be like this! ]
[Ah? Is this possible? ]
【Such a show! 】
Everyone: What a show!
All eyes were on Xia Yu'an.
The second prince paused.
【What kind of relay is this! 】
[The sea embraces all rivers, literally! ! ]
[This swanky-dressed man is called Murong Yunhai. ]
【I am also a sophomore in college. 】
[He is obedient to Mu Ye and does whatever he says. He is superior to others like a peacock in the mating period.]
[The other party actually ate the BlueElectro disk! ]
Murong Yunhai panicked after hearing this and looked at Muye: Master, what should we do?
The night was calm: they had no evidence.
Even if there was, he had no choice but to fight hard!
You can't convict someone just by your own opinion!
If I refuse to admit it, what can he do to me?
But if the disk doesn't matter, it will be a great help to the big brother! !
Is his road to succession going smoothly?
Therefore, we must give it a try today.
The second prince was very proud.
Murong Yunhai also calmed down. They couldn't possibly open up the belly to have a look, right?
Do you want to see a few more bowls of noodles?
This thing is the latest technology and cannot be detected by instruments!
Fortunately, he is smart!
No, fortunately the Second Prince is mighty!
[No, this blue polar magnetic disk was just taken out from Doctor Xiao Shao’s fart.]
[You ate it so quickly, did you wash it? ]
[I did peel off the shell of the frozen stick and only ate the chips, but it’s vegetarian, but it’s vegetarian, how did you eat it? Did you really process it? ]
Murong Yunhai:……? ? ?
What the hell?!
what did he hear???
Ah? I was hallucinating!
This magnetic disk, was... was it picked out from the fart? ? !
"Tsk..."
"Well..."
"Hmm..."
Murong Yunhai covered his mouth. He couldn't spit out the disk now!
He looked at Muye with some accusation, "No, Master, this thing came out of my fart. Why didn't you say anything?"
Although the frozen stick has been peeled, I still remember the process...
The blue magnetic sheet is very fragile, and it is not easy to pick it out in the freezing stick. The other party would not put it in the mouth and suck it out, right? Hmm...
Murong Yunhai: "..."
Xia Yu'an looked down and glanced a few times.
Murong Yunhai:?!?
What are you looking at me for?
Is there anything else I don't know?
Tell me quickly!
Everyone shrugged and laughed silently.
We are professionals, unless we can't help it!!
It’s so hard to hold back your laughter!
[The intestines are moving now, so they should be pulled out soon...]
[Has it been 30 minutes? If it has, it will match the plot, um...]
[Ah, and it seems his anus wasn’t in good condition to begin with! ]
[I have hemorrhoids from time to time...]
[Oh my god, after reading this paragraph of yours, I am completely defeated. You are a cockroach as strong as a rose! ]
Everyone: ? ? What cockroach?
Is this something we can listen to?
But! So explosive and exciting!
Is this the operation of pulling it out, eating it again, and pulling it out again?
How can you go in and out?
Return to the original starting point? Don’t forget your original intention? ?
But this original intention is not that original intention!
People are different now!
For a moment, people didn't know whether it was better to have the same person or to have a different person.
Murong Yunhai was horrified.
The rose-like cockroach lost its soul.
"Well……"
Dusk Blade waved a black fan and said calmly, "Did I tell you that the Blue Polar disk has a self-protection mechanism?"
"As long as a certain period of time -"
"I, I just have hemorrhoids, ah——"
“Pfft, ah——”
Murong Yunhai's legs went weak and he fell flat on his face.
Everyone: “…”
Seeing the red bloodstains slowly seeping out of his white pants at the buttocks, everyone was even more: "..."
[As expected! How can such an important thing be left unprotected! ]
[The Blue Pole magnetic sheet will automatically release cold air after being separated from the freezing rod for half an hour! The temperature is comparable to liquid nitrogen! ]
[Little cockroach, your chrysanthemum...]
Murong Yunhai didn't know whether to be happy or sad, he only knew that his wife was in so much pain that she was almost dying.
Tears welled up in her eyes: “Wuwuaaaah!”
Master, help!
Mu Ye: ...
Even if ten doctors come, they can’t save you!
[If you don't get it out quickly, you'll probably die.]
Murong Yunhai's face turned purple.
Mu Feiren waved his hand, and the medical team behind him rushed forward. Some of them were pulling off his pants, some were holding tweezers, and some were holding hemostatic cotton. They divided the work and cooperated, muffling Murong Yunhai's screams.
…
"Thank you, Your Highness, for not killing me." Jiang Shan bowed to Mu Feiren gratefully.
"It doesn't matter. The other party has some plans, and you can't prevent them."
"The disk has been retrieved. You can go back and reflect on your mistakes."
Just...reflection?
Let it go so easily?
Jiang Shan was deeply moved!
He knew that even if he got it back, he would at least be punished with military discipline for his mistake!
Jiang Shan was deeply moved and kowtowed to express his gratitude.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is a really nice person, very gentle to his subordinates!!
He will never forget the great kindness and appreciation of the Crown Prince! He will definitely swear allegiance to him until death!
And... His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is in such a good mood, right? It may have something to do with the little prince beside him?
Jiang Shan couldn't help but look at Xia Yu'an with a higher regard, and silently remembered the importance of the little prince!
My brother didn't punish him! Strange, why is it completely different from the cruel prince described in the original book?
But this kind of brother is good!
Xia Yu'an was in a good mood too.
【La la la ~ la la la ~ I’m a little expert in selling newspapers ~】
Xia Yu'an sang a nursery rhyme from her previous life.
Hearing the kindergarten kids singing this, he was envious.
At that time he was still a stray cat that no one wanted.
Dusk Blade:.
Boy, you are indeed an expert in selling melons!
Big, guaranteed sweet, and ripe. If it’s not sweet, you’re free.