Chapter 025: Tear a long strip of skin off his brother's clothes.

The little doll is held by his grandfather, and he stretches his little head to look at the screen:?

When will you start fishing?

Is this so annoying?

"Grandpa, I don't think the youngest child is that heavy." Xia Silan said.

He has held the youngest son in his arms, especially... when he was peeing in his arms, and he felt that it was indeed not heavy when he lifted it up, not as heavy as the big fish he caught by chance.

"Really?" Grandpa thought about it and felt that it seemed to be the case.

It was not commensurate with the big fish he usually caught.

"Is the scale broken?" Xia Silan came over to observe.

“Really.”

The old man and his friends immediately discovered the clue.

This scale has some sentimentality, but not much.

It's just not very accurate.

Easy to break.

So now we all use artificial intelligence scales, which are accurate to 0.0001 catties and will never be short of weight.

Because my grandfather has always liked the traditional culture of the Chinese, he made an old-fashioned weight by himself.

The brothers worked together, and several men helped grandpa adjust the center of gravity and fixed it in no time.

I weighed myself again: 4 jin!!

The youngest is still too light!!

Xia Silan cast a distressed look at his brother. No wonder he looked so thin when he held him at night. He couldn't bear to use any strength and could only hold him weakly, fearing that the kitten would slip off.

Xia Yu'an's pupils trembled: Brother, you are so awesome. You noticed at a glance that Wo's weight was not right.

I didn't even notice it!

You are the ancient Greek meow god of balance!

Fu Xuerong picked up the youngest child lovingly, rubbed him in his arms and said, "Eat more in the future!"

Well, just do it!

It feels really good!

"Not bad, not bad." Grandpa stroked his beard and looked at the scale repaired by his grandson, expressing his satisfaction!

But...the few I caught recently were fine!!

They've all been weighed!

Huh?

If you think about it carefully, it seems that those fish are also "hypocritical"!

This month, several young subordinates always come to him to go fishing, and every time they praise him for how big and good his catch is!

Oh, I was careless!

Those guys already knew what he meant, but they just went along with him.

Great, it turns out that the subordinates were deliberately flattering me!!

These bastards!

Case solved!

These young people nowadays are all doing nothing. It’s ok for them to just follow him fishing, but they are also very smooth-talking! They are really full of tricks!

But I have to say that my grandfather, as a tiger, felt very comfortable being patted on the butt.

Which fisherman doesn't want others to praise the size of his fish?

Look at his old fishing friend, didn’t he keep asking his youngest where he caught the fish?

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puff.

Everyone looked at the change in grandpa's expression and tried not to laugh out loud.

Grandpa is such a funny guy.

It turns out that retirement life is so colorful?

So interesting!

I also want to start my retirement life early!

"Host, there are still a few worlds. As long as the host obtains enough points, it may be possible to realize them. Come on!" Xiaogua said in the classic green tea tone of "I only care about my brother."

Actually, earning points only provides a way to become a regular employee... so don't even mention it.

The little melon only tells half of the information.

Gain points - become a regular employee - gain more points - and possibly retire in the fast-forward game!

Just round up and you get the points!

Xiaogua gradually became summer rain in Anhua: I am really smart!

Xia Yu'an was also eager to try: Really? Then we have to work hard for a good retirement life!

Oh, I am so embarrassed to have to retire at such a young age!

Xia Yu'an began to daydream.

Xiaogua: Sorry, how dare you say that.

The two grandfathers happily invited their son and his family to have dinner, and the grandfather insisted on showing off his cooking skills.

After retirement, there is not much to do, except fishing and studying cooking. Grandpa Fu has become fatter because of him recently.

Just be the fish he catches!

Otherwise no one will eat it!

Dad & Brothers: ...

So Dad & Grandpa, you are hungry because no one eats you...

Jokes aside, these little night owls really love to eat fish!!

Steamed fish, braised fish, West Lake vinegar fish, there are many traditional ways of cooking fish, which are fragrant and sweet, it is simply a feast for cats!

The little cat likes this dish "Fat Fish in Golden Soup" the most.

The reason was simple. In his previous life, he often rummaged through trash cans and saw many garbage bags thrown away by children. They were golden in color and had words printed on them that he couldn't understand. The soup was the same as this one, and there were also pictures of noodles.

Now that I think about it, it should be the "Golden Soup Beef Instant Noodles"!

He smells so good!

It’s a pity that you can’t eat the leftovers or the food will go bad, otherwise you will get diarrhea.

The fish grandpa prepared today is even more delicious than the beef in golden soup!

The little ragdoll cat said that he was very satisfied!

Secretly in my heart, the tail is fluttering.jpg

Seeing the youngest eating so happily, everyone else started to feel the food was delicious.

Xia Silan suddenly understood why so many people liked to watch Xiaoer’s eating show.

As soon as Xiaoer started broadcasting, a large number of people flocked into the live broadcast room, because there are too many cattle and horses recently.

It seemed that as soon as the youngest's identity was exposed, a large number of evil spirits rushed in.

Well...it depends on the situation. Let's protect it.

Baby, you have to watch out.

Otherwise, there would be too many people coveting the treasure!

The youngest only knew that many girls in school were looking at him, but he didn't know that countless boys from the Combat Academy were also staring at him.

His mental strength exceeds 200, he has a pretty face, a good temper and personality, and a perfect family background. I don't know how many people are eyeing his youngest son.

The brothers all agreed to protect their youngest son and not let him be easily deceived by others.

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Mu Feiren has been busy with palace affairs recently, but he also rushed back from the palace from thousands of miles away.

"Don't worry. Even though the Regent Palace is difficult to deal with, I will help you mediate." Mu Feiren patted Xia Silan's shoulder.

"Got it, fourth brother." Xia Silan said calmly: "Thank you."

Knowing that his third brother was just like this, not unenthusiastic, Mu Feiren smiled and said, "Nothing, if you want to thank me, just spend more time with my youngest. I'm busy and can't look after him. I'm worried about my youngest being alone in school."

"I will."

There is no need for many words between brothers.

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Xia Yuan held a live meeting when he had nothing to do. Well, not only did he need to clarify, but he also needed to connect with society! 5G Surfing!

Although the Star Network is already at level 7, 8, or 9...

But I always feel like I’ll be out of touch if I don’t go online for a while!

Moreover, Xia Yu'an wants to have some influence and also likes the feeling of live broadcast!

Xia Yu'an has adjusted his mentality. After all, it's a live broadcast. If his identity is exposed, a large number of people will definitely flock in. There are definitely all kinds of birds in the forest, just like this little chirp!

Little Jiujiu jumped in the cage: Jiu?

Big idiot!

Xia Yu'an took his lunch box and ate in the classroom. The classroom was relatively quiet and no one was there except for the two of them, so it was quite suitable.

This time the live broadcast changed its tone again.

[Stop licking, stop licking, youngest son of the Lord's Mansion, is this true?]

[Why does it feel a bit like the silhouette released by the mysterious male companion of Master Baizhou! ! ]

[Ah, the superior, living together?]

[Humph, Master Bai Zhou must be playing a joke on him!]

[But you've moved into the lord's mansion! It's not easy, right? Are you here as a guest?]

[This person is very scheming. He immediately claimed his sovereignty.]

[The live broadcast is just to show off.]

Xia Yu'an's classmate is called Bai Zhizhen. He was the one who spoke up for Xia Yu'an when he was bullied in the laboratory last time. Everyone calls him Baizhi.

"Oh, I'm so angry!" Baizhi was wagging his hands and feet, not daring to speak loudly, so he could only speak, "You are obviously the youngest son of the Lord's Mansion!"

“Real quality!”

Baizhi wanted to rush in with a knife and go crazy.

"It's okay, it's okay." Anyway, I've been doing live broadcasts for a long time, and I'm too lazy to explain. Sooner or later, they will know.

There is no shortage of meat.

Moreover, even if I explain it to them, they won’t believe it. It’s better to let netizens discover it themselves!

It’s also fun to tease netizens!

And I have explained it before, but no one believed it!

People always believe what they want to believe, and won’t even look at anything that goes against their intuition!

"Yu'an, handsome guy is here to see you!" The live broadcast ended and Baizhi shouted excitedly.

"What handsome brother? He's my brother."

Xia Yu'an grinned, but he was indeed very handsome!

"I know, I know, my dear handsome brother!" Bai Zhi looked at the direction where Xia Yu'an jumped away. Oh, he was really jealous!

Having a brother like this!

A true winner in life!

Are you very happy?

Look at the way Senior Xia Silan cares for Yu An. When he lowers his head, there is a look of concern in his eyes.

Baizhi is a typical e-person. He has many friends and is very knowledgeable about interpersonal relationships. Naturally, he knows a lot about several eye-catching seniors in the second grade.

Senior Si Lan doesn't act like this to others.

I heard from my sophomore friends that Senior Si Lan is quite aloof on weekdays.

Few people could talk to him.

"elder brother!!"

"Yes." Xia Silan nodded slightly, his tone softening, "Take the bird with you."

"good!!"

Xia Yu'an went back to get the bird.

The blank paper has been sent to them. Hi, there is nothing we can do. These brothers look like a couple!

"Yes." Then please ask him to go there!

"Thank you!" Xia Yu'an smiled sweetly, turned around and followed her brother home: "Let's go!"

The two were preparing to go home, but Xia Silan received a call on the way.

It is the Council of Elders.

It turned out that the Regent's family had already submitted the matter to the Imperial Court. Because it was a case between aristocratic families and involved the guards and lords, after discussion, it was decided that the case would be handled and decided by the Council of Elders.

"Brother..." Xia Yu'an was a little worried.

"It's okay, don't be afraid." Xia Silan rubbed Xia Yu'an's head.

It was a meeting to judge his brother, and all the people present were senior officials and senior officials. It was obviously inappropriate for Xia Yu'an to go.

So Xia Silan has to go alone.

At best, bring your eldest brother along.

Of course, Dad and Grandpa will definitely go, but it is not something they can decide.

"Be good, go home and play with the little bird." Xia Silan stretched out his finger and teased the little bird in the cage.

The little parrot tilted its head, looking puzzled: "Chirp?"

Xia Yu'an actually saw a hint of flattery in the bird's mouth.

Humph, you like beautiful women too!

"Got it, brother, I will take good care of it!"

"Yeah." Xia Silan nodded coldly, walked to the star car, and before getting on the car, he suddenly turned around and said, "Don't think too much."

"Okay!" she replied obediently.

Xia Yu'an knew that his brother was trying to comfort him because he was worried that he would have some crazy thoughts when he was alone at home!

Don’t worry, brother, I won’t do it!

His elder brother was out busy with something, so of course he stayed at home well behaved and didn't hold his brother back.

The more times come to this, the more we must not mess around!

Xia Yu'an knew that he could do nothing and felt powerless, but at this moment, staying calm was the greatest help he could give to his brother.

At home, Xia Yuan sat on the sofa, feeling a little bored and upset, so he turned his attention to the bird in the cage.

The little puppet jumped lightly onto the table and stretched out its paws towards the cage.

Hmm...

Bird...

Good times.

Drooling.

But it belongs to my brother. My brother gave it to me. I can’t eat it!

This is his gift!!

But, Doudouniao should be okay, right?

Playing with birds and flowers is just a hobby. I want to start my retirement life early!

He stretched out his claws and dug through the cracks in the cage.

The blue budgie jumped up and down in the cage: "Squeak-a-a!"

And then.

"Hey, can you speak?" The kitten spoke in human language.

The parrot got a start.

"Hello." The little puppet stretched out its paw and said seriously.

The parrot was quacking in the cage, jumping up and down with its feathers flying everywhere: "You are bad, you are bad!"

"You're swearing!"

"Big fool, big fool!"

"Try to curse again?"

"Silly——"

Xia Yuan: ???

The kitten didn't hesitate and used its claws to unlock the cage.

This opened Pandora's magic box. The little parrot flew out of the cage and looked at the little cat proudly. Are you stupid? Grandpa can fly!

The little cat doesn’t care about all that. It is the king in the room and runs very fast. If you can fly, I can too!

Jump up and chase.

Suddenly the room was in an uproar.

The little ragdoll is a very agile animal. Although it is not big in size, it is a natural hunter for a parrot!

The parrot's feathers were all over the floor, and it was flying around the room in a flutter.

"How dare you mess with me!"

"If you mess with me, you're kicking cotton!!"

"Don't be angry, baby!"

Little Doll: ...

Who taught me this? !

"I'm gonna shark you, I'm gonna shark you!"

"Baby, are you unhappy? Suck."

"I only get angry once in a while!"

Tiger Skin bounces back and forth between sweet talk and swearing.

The kitten jumped up and down chasing the budgie.

At this moment, the door of the room opened, and the little puppet flew over and landed on his brother who had just returned.

He slid down with his claws, tearing a long strip in his brother's clothes.

Looking at the Great Rift Valley of East Africa,

Xia Yuan: ...

Xia Silan: ...

"Brother, do you like cotton?"

Xia Silan:……?

The little cat pawed at Xia Silan: "When I kicked you, did it count as kicking cotton?"