Everyone was excited, rubbing their hands and preparing to fight, and they were about to go over to urge Su Juan, with a face full of curiosity.
Tell me quickly!
The Minister of Personnel already had a bad feeling in his heart
[Widow Zhang from East Market and Widow Li from West Street, one is rich and the other is pretty, and he can't give up either of them.]
Someone narrowed his eyes. Not to mention that he couldn't let go, even himself couldn't let go of it.
[The day before yesterday, I accompanied Widow Zhang to Dongyue Tower for dinner, and at night I accompanied Widow Li to the night market]
Duke Pingguo was envious when he heard this. He never expected that the newly appointed Minister of Personnel was actually someone who knew how to manage daily life.
[It is said that he accompanied Widow Zhang to go outing in the suburbs yesterday, and happened to run into Widow Li leaving the city, and the two of them started fighting. ]
Although they didn't show it on their faces, they were envious in their hearts: Who doesn't want a woman to fight for him? It's such a face-saving thing, it would be glorious to tell others about it!
[He went to stop the fight, but the two of them bumped into each other and he fell on his butt! ]
After all, you haven't heard that kind of words often, so you'll just ignore it. Anyway, you will marry that man.
There will be no verbal battle on this day.
Originally, I was afraid of being embarrassed, so I asked my husband to come and see me. I was afraid that he would be a gossip, and then it would be bad, and everyone in the court would hear it.
At this moment, the Minister of Personnel just wanted to go to court slowly, his heart was burning with anxiety, for he was afraid that if he stayed any longer, Su Juan would strip off his underwear.
"Shen Qingmo is in good health, why are you talking so much today?"
"Your dynasty is adjacent to the State of Chu. Perhaps the State of Chu will write to you asking for help one day."
Su Juan's main attack was to respond to every request, and they all fell. [Hey, why did you go to provoke the widow Zhang from the East Market and Liu Miaoqing from the West Street? Can two men fight? Can they push me and make me fall on my butt? ]
No wonder he can sit firmly under this dragon throne.
Su Juan thought: You have bad intentions.
The Minister of Personnel just wanted to find a hole in the ground to bury himself. Can anyone tell me why the Emperor knew everything about him? !
The old emperor squinted at the Minister of Personnel, saying, "How blessed I am! Two men fought for me, and I got hurt in the butt. It's really hard to describe."
Wang Junzhi, who was standing by, looked at the two of them and also had something to say.
The Minister of War laughed out loud. If this kind of reputation got out, how could he keep his dignity as a minister?
Su Juan didn't really admire the old emperor. He was urged by court officials to have an heir at such a young age, and then he was urged to adopt a royal family son at such a young age. Just before that, he was urged to appoint a crown prince. Yet I could endure it so much.
The old emperor looked suspicious. Why did his butt hurt when something bad happened?
What a pity.
No one was thinking, how did Minister Shen offend the Crown Prince?
Thinking of that, everyone held their clothes tightly.
Everyone was holding back their laughter.
The old emperor obviously felt that the Minister of Personnel did not say much today, but he kept submitting memorials in the next few days. What happened today?
Minister Mo of the Ministry of Revenue was about to laugh out loud. That Minister of Personnel was still acting pretentiously these days. Two days ago, he even reported to the public that my Ministry of Revenue was doing things in a pretentious manner. Look at him today, he even walked away with his buttocks between his legs. Let's see how I can still act pretentiously and how I can report.
Before Xiao Dian was enthroned, Liu Xuan was promoted to the Hanlin Academy. It was said that the Liu family had not yet arranged a marriage for me, but I didn't know which family they were talking about, as it was difficult to ask at that time.
The Minister of Personnel is already crying. Don’t say anything more. If you tell others, everyone will know about it and how will you live your life then?
When the old emperor saw it, he immediately pricked up his ears, wondering if there was no inside story.
Some people almost laughed out loud. It turned out that being fickle would bring consequences.
When he went to court that day, the old emperor asked someone to invite the imperial physician to come to the house to check the Minister of Personnel's butt, warning him not to delay for too long, otherwise the butt would be disabled. In this case, he would have gained a trusted and trusted minister.
I covered my burning butt and said: If I had known I should have gone out that door today!!!
The Minister of Personnel is thin-skinned and cares most about his reputation: there is no need to say all this.
Now that Su Juan has revealed this, I'm afraid he will want to find a place to hide outside.
[That was a fall, but you didn't have to worry about being embarrassed to call me Xiaofu, so you just had to bear it so hard? ]
Su Juan nodded, "Shen Ruhui just told you about that. Although Chu State owns several mines and is rich, it is indeed inferior to the Southern State in terms of military strength, and there were wars in those years."
After thinking about it, the most unlikely thing is that I will submit a memorial in the next two days, asking the Crown Prince to marry as soon as possible and expand the royal family.
Su Juan sighed, and glanced at the Minister of Personnel who was walking with his buttocks tucked in not far away. [I guess it hurts to walk now. He is afraid of being embarrassed and dare not ask a doctor to see him. After all, he has just been promoted to the Minister, and his reputation is very important! ]
The Minister of Personnel gritted his teeth and stepped back, "Your Majesty, I am doing well and thank you for your concern."
Liu Xuan pursed his lips. Xiaodi also understood what Su Juan meant. Once the State of Chu asked for help, you must persuade His Majesty to send troops to aid Chu.
Su Juan yawned, "What are you talking about, An? Your butt hurts."
The Minister of Personnel felt that he had no face to see people, so he took eight full days off due to illness.
When Widow Li mentioned that, Su Juan laughed her mouth off. "He married a wife and had children, and had a lot of romantic debts, but he repeatedly petitioned you to marry your husband. He said I deserved it, didn't I?"
The colleagues next to him cast a "concerned" look at the Minister of Personnel: Being officials in the same dynasty, you have to care about your face, it's only a matter of time.
No one was trying to hold back their laughter. Minister Shen was not laughing just because he felt good. He was clearly feeling embarrassed and spoke with bad intentions.
Liu Xuan, who was standing by, looked at Su Juan, poured you a cup of tea, and asked with a smile, "Are you angry?"
At that time, there were not many people seconding the motion.
Widow Li is too vague about matters related to the war. You understand the twists and turns outside too well. From what Su Juan said, she is just worried about the people.
Look at us, we're used to it.
All the ministers present even wanted to get close to the old emperor and tell him how miserable the life of the Minister of Personnel was.
Liu Xuan said, "I heard that the Chu State suffered several defeats in a row."
[He still insisted on coming to court despite his injuries, so he should be encouraged? ]
"What are you talking about? How can I be said to be spreading out?"
It is inevitable that there were some civil officials in the court who supported the war. They would have felt that at that time, it was a bad thing to stand by and watch, and that they could get involved in the war between the two countries to avoid getting burned.
Su Juan waved her hand, "Not bad at all."
Widow Li coughed heavily. Maybe she really wanted to have more children, but how could she do it?
I am still looking forward to being intimate with these beautiful ladies, and then having people spread the word about it. Not only the beautiful ladies, but also the girls in Baihua Tower will pay attention to me.
In the next few days, I kept submitting petitions, fearing that others would know me and wanted to show off.
Su Juan glanced at the Minister of Personnel and saw that his face was slowly getting hot like a monkey's butt, and she felt very satisfied.