"Baojuan, my ears!!!"
"I'm so stupid, really. I should have thought of it earlier. The people who can play with Yan Xianjue can't be good people. One of them hurts my heart and the other hurts my eardrums."
"So the only ones left alive are the audience?"
“But don’t say it, don’t say it, Shen Fangli, this is also an idea!”
"What's that idea? The idea of everyone going hungry together?"
"No, there are a lot of fish over there at Yan Xianjue's place. Let him go and catch two."
"Trivia: Just because you can see the fish in the water doesn't mean you can catch them."
"What? Aren't we watching the same livestream? I only saw Yan Xianjue surfing first and now lying on the boat drinking a drink. Honestly, his boat looks much newer than the one he's working on. The assistant director was even there helping him hold an umbrella."
"This is the most useless assistant director I've ever seen! Why don't you persecute him? Learn from Lei Xuan!"
"Livestream audience: So anxious, so anxious."
"We've...we've gone off topic again."
"Holy crap, there really are fish! You can see them on TV. Then go to Fang Yanxianjue's livestream and you'll see fish swimming alongside his boat."
"Really? I'm not lying to you. I saw fish on his side before. I was thinking they should switch positions. If Yan Xianjue wants to lie down, he can lie down anywhere."
"So they really are two different worlds, right? Two cameras on the same variety show can actually act like a barrier. I'm totally baffled."
"This question can be solved by a Chinese teacher. The use of contrast here makes the image more vivid."
"What image? The image of the victim?"
*
Yan Xianjue almost spit out a mouthful of orange juice: "Cough cough cough."
He coughed for a long time before finally recovering. "I thought someone called me just now?"
“It’s not an illusion.”
He pointed to the live surveillance on his side to prove that he had heard correctly: "Shen Fangli said that if you don't go to help, you can wait to starve together."
Yan Xianjue made a disgusted "tsk" sound.
"Is Ji Xi so useless? He can't even catch a few fish."
Yao Weiwan tentatively asked, "Maybe catching fish isn't as easy as you think?"
Yan Xianjue silently raised the fish he had just caught: "Ah? Really?"
*
In an instant, the barrage and Yao Weiwan fell silent at the same time.
But after less than half a minute of silence, the barrage became excited again.
"Ahhhhh, I just said God is unfair!"
"What's the difference between Yan Xianjue and my colleague who slacked off for a month, then worked hard on sales on the last day and ended up becoming the top seller that month?"
"The key is that he caught it with his bare hands!!!"
"What the fuck are you doing with that camera? Is there another camera angle? I saw him leaning over the side of the boat, reaching down, and he pulled a fish out."
"Videographer: Thanks for the invitation. I thought he was just here for fun and didn't think about other camera positions at all."
"I was wondering why he had to take a fishing boat when he was surfing. Turns out he was just planning for both!"
"No, I think you're overthinking it. It's probably purely for the sake of camera harmony."
"Otherwise, if you work on a fishing boat while on vacation, the scene would be too beautiful. I can't bear to watch it."
"Why would I be afraid to watch? I'm just working in a stuffy office, and my boss is in his own air-conditioned office, drinking tea and playing games, right?"
"I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I don't believe it! There must be a staff member down there helping Yan Xianjue to boost his sales!"
*
Yan Xianjue's hands were sore from holding it up for a long time, but no one from the program team brought him a bucket.
It was his own bodyguard who reacted the fastest. He found an empty bucket, filled it with some water from the sea and asked him to put the fish in.
Yan Xianjue wiped his hands again and said, "It's almost time to go back and prepare dinner. Let's go see how they're doing."
Yao Weiwan did not refuse, although he and Lei Xuan did prepare a backup plan.
But the backup plan is definitely not as good as the guests solving it themselves.
Yao Weiwan directed the fishing boat to slowly approach.
Ji Xi and Lei Xuan didn't expect that Shen Fangli could really call people over with just one shout.
They still remember that before the filming of the variety show started, Lei Xuan had to persuade him in every possible way, and even signed a military order to guarantee that he would not have to do anything, before Yan Xianjue agreed to participate.
After the two fishing boats were parallel, Yan Xianjue stood up as if inspecting them, and his eyes swept through their barrels.
Then he let out a sound full of disgust.
Jiang Miaomiao put one hand on her waist, her face flushed with anger and annoyance, feeling that she had lost face for the fishermen.
The reason she did it with one hand was because she was holding a fishing net in her other hand that had not yet been cast.
Yan Xianjue glanced at the small fishing net in her hand that was specially prepared for the guests because he was afraid that they couldn't pull it, and signaled Shen Fangli with his eyes: "What are you looking at? Didn't you ask me to help? Give me a fishing net."
Shen Fangli had been busy all afternoon and was now very angry. She found an unused fishing net on the fishing boat.
It was larger than the models in the hands of the three of them. With a little effort, he threw it onto Yan Xianjue's boat.
Seeing that Yan Xianjue was not angry after taking it, he was about to throw it into the water.
Isn't this the same mistake they made in the beginning?
Shen Fangli quickly spoke up to stop him loudly: “Wait, wait, you haven’t put the bait yet.”
Yan Xianjue wondered, "Do you need bait to catch fish?"
Jiang Miaomiao: "Of course, even the most experienced fishermen here have to use bait to set the nets."
Ji Xi rolled his eyes as well. After an entire afternoon of trial and error, he had gained some experience. "You think this is the ten-dollar fish-catching game at the park? Fish in the sea can run away."
*
Yan Xianjue yawned lazily and did not refute.
But the barrage screen generally starts to refute:
"No, you have no idea of true strength."
"Connected, connected again!"
"What's connected?"
"It ties in with the show's initial setting of the cat sculpture feast!"
"Cats are great at catching fish, doesn't that make sense?"
"That's not reasonable at all! He's not a real cat!"
"You got it wrong, why would such a cute cat want to become a stinky man?!"
"Then when you said this, you were actually facing Yan Xianjue's face."
"No, this is off topic again!!! Can Yan Xianjue actually catch a fish with his bare hands? Can the production team give us a camera position?"
Lei Xuan seemed to really understand what the audience was thinking. Since this episode was set at the beach, he actually had someone prepare a camera that could go underwater in advance.
He asked the staff to add another exclusive live broadcast room in the live broadcast room.
So the audience saw a group of fish calling their friends and rushing into Yan Xianjue's fishing net.
Audience: "...Teacher, someone is cheating here."
"Ban it, right?"
"So Yan Xianjue is so calm, is it because he already knew that he has a fish-attracting physique?"
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