138. Chapter 138 I Want to Send a Million-Man Army to Destroy Her



A familiar laugh exploded in the ears of the emperor and the officials.

Tian Yuan and the governor, who had not walked far yet, stopped and looked in the direction of the Mu Mansion.

Sure enough, he was drunk.

But they saw that she looked quite sober and didn't look drunk.

The civil and military officials who had just laid down and were about to fall asleep sat up suddenly after hearing the familiar laughter, and the ladies lying beside them were startled.

The wife of the Left Prime Minister asked unhappily, "Why did you suddenly sit up?"

The left prime minister asked, "Did you hear the laughter?"

The wife of the left prime minister listened carefully and said, "No."

"Listen carefully, it's a girl's laughter."

The wife of the Left Prime Minister listened carefully again, but still did not hear any laughter: "Did you hear it wrongly? Or was it the laughter coming from our daughter's yard? Are you going to sleep or not? If you don't, I'm going to sleep."

Left Prime Minister: “…”

He was sure that the sound definitely did not come from his daughter's yard.

【whee.】

The Left Prime Minister nudged his wife and said, "Here it comes again, here it comes again. You really didn't hear it."

"No." The wife of the Left Prime Minister pulled up the quilt to cover her head.

Left Prime Minister: “…”

It seems to be what Mu Nanjin is thinking.

Is she not drinking again?

But didn’t he send her some ginger tea to help her get over the hangover?

Why is she still drunk?

The right prime minister became even more depressed.

He gave me fruit wine, how could I get drunk?

Could it be that Mu Nanjin didn't give him face and drank other wine? The emperor's mood was not much better.

We've sent a table full of hangover-relief dishes, so why is Mu Nanjin still drunk?

He really wanted to rush to Mu Nanjin and ask her what kind of wine she drank tonight and why she was so drunk? [Hehe. ]

The emperor rubbed his head and said, "Stop laughing. It makes my hair stand on end."

The queen was also a little scared: "This... is this what Mu Nanjin is thinking?"

"If it wasn't her, who else would come to our palace and laugh secretly?"

The Queen thought so too.

The emperor said angrily, "I really want to send a million troops to destroy her."

The queen couldn't help laughing: "It's not that serious, right?"

"If she revealed my private information, do you think it's serious?"

Queen: “…”

【I want to tell you a story...】

The emperor and all the civil and military officials immediately straightened their bodies.

Here it comes, here it comes, it’s time to say it.

I just don’t know who to talk about this time.

Some officials put their hands together and prayed: "Don't say anything about me, don't say anything about me..."

Some officials were about to cry: "Can't you just let me have a good New Year?"

【I am going to say this, you must listen carefully. 】

The emperor, civil and military officials: "..."

Already listening.

[Once upon a time there was a mountain, and in the mountain there was a temple. In the temple there was an old monk and a young monk. The old monk was telling a story. What was he talking about? He said: "Once upon a time there was a mountain, and in the mountain there was a temple. In the temple there was an old monk and a young monk. The old monk was telling a story. What was he talking about? He said..."]

The emperor and all the civil and military officials were distraught.

At the same time, Mu Mansion.

Heitan, Jia Yin, Yang Bo, Xu Cheng, Lu Feichen and Wu Yuan, who were left behind by Mu Nanjin, sat obediently in their chairs and drank.

Jia Yin lost his patience: "Don't you have something to say to us? Go ahead and say it."

Mu Nanjin's eyes flashed with confusion: "Didn't I already say that?"

Jia Yin said unhappily, "You haven't spoken since you left us behind."

Mu Nanjin: "I clearly said it."

Heitan, Jia Yin, Yang Bo, Xu Cheng, Lu Feichen, Wu Yuan: "..."

Who did you tell this to?

Anyway, they didn't hear a word.

Heitan whispered, "She drank a lot tonight, especially the strong wine at the end. Maybe she is really drunk."

Because it was too strong, Yang Bo and Xu Cheng didn't dare to drink it later.

Mu Nanjin, however, drank it as if it were water, bowl after bowl.

Yang Bo stared at Mu Nanjin's face and said, "She doesn't look drunk."

Lu Feichen said: "Some people can't tell they are drunk, and she might be one of them."

Jia Yin frowned: "Then what should we do? Continue to sit here and listen to her?"

Yang Bo stood up and said, "I'll go find her maid to help her back to her room."

Mu Nanjin asked coldly: "Where are you going?"

Yang Bo said, "I'll go find a few more listeners."

"I'm going too."

Xu Cheng then stood up and pulled Yang Bo away quickly.

Mu Nanjin stared at Jia Yin and the others coldly.

"I'll help you find an audience, too."

Jia Yin stood up, and soon after, a sense of pressure came over him.

With a thud, he fell to his knees.

Heitan, Lu Feichen and Wu Yuan were not spared either.

The three of them were sitting on the chairs and were almost suffocating because of the pressure.

The chair beneath me made a creaking sound and seemed like it would collapse at any moment.

Shock flashed in Heitan's eyes.

From his recent observations he knew she was quite capable, but he didn't expect her to be so amazing.

Mu Nanjin said coldly: "You want to escape?"

Jia Yin opened his mouth and with great effort uttered, "No, no."

Suddenly, my whole body relaxed.

Jia Yin knelt on the ground, gasping for breath, with cold sweat on his head.

Mu Nanjin said: "Sit back."

"yes."

Jia Yin climbed back into his seat.

Lu Feichen whispered to Wu Yuan and the others, "Never let her drink again in the future."

Everyone nodded in unison.

I have learned my lesson, so why would I let her drink?

Mu Nanjin: "Let's continue."

【Is the story I told not good? 】

The officials who had been hypnotized by the story suddenly woke up.

Everyone is complaining bitterly, their eyelids are drooping, why isn’t it over yet?

【Since you don’t like listening to stories, let’s play tongue twisters. 】

Tongue twister? What kind of game is this? All the officials were confused.

【Listen carefully.】

[The knife is hanging outside the door, the knife falls down and is hanging outside the door. The knife falls down when it is hung up, and the knife falls down when it is hung up. The knife falls down when it is hung up. The knife falls down, and the knife falls down. The knife is hanging, and the knife falls down. The knife is hanging outside the door, and the knife falls down. The knife falls down, and the knife falls down! 】

【If you read it correctly, you can sleep. 】

"Outside the door hangs a knife, knife outside the door, knife, knife, knife, knife..."

Zuo Xiang tried to read it, but found it very difficult to pronounce, and he could not remember what Mu Nanjin read.

"Why are you not sleeping? Why are you chanting 'knife, knife, knife'?" The wife of the Left Prime Minister was so angry that she threw a pillow at him and said, "Do you believe that I will chop you with a knife?"

“……”The Left Prime Minister has a lot of grievances.

[The knife is hanging outside the door, and the knife falls down. The knife falls down after the knife is hung outside the door...]

The other officials also followed suit subconsciously, but they didn't read it correctly, which confused them.

Mr. Wood.

Please spare them.

These old guys just want to live a few more years.

[The knife is hanging outside the door, and the knife falls down. The knife falls down after the knife is hung outside the door...]

The officials scratched their heads frantically: "Ah - I can't live anymore -" (End of this chapter)


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