244. Chapter 244 (Part 2)



The sound came from the northeast.

An evil cultivator sent a message to the cultivators: "It's bad, it's bad, something has come out from underground, everyone run."

The evil cultivators quickly flew away from the sound.

Boom——

The Lord of Luosha Palace asked in a voice transmission while flying, "Does anyone know what corpse rice and corpse water are? These two things can be used to deal with monsters."

Someone quickly replied, "I have corpse water, but no corpse rice."

The leader of the Heavenly Demon Sect asked, "What kind of corpse water is this? Isn't this the water that flowed from a corpse?"

Yes, do you want it?

〖The so-called corpse water should not be real corpse water. Everyone should think about what corpse water is, otherwise everyone may die in the hands of the monster.〗

Everyone became anxious as well.

The monsters on the ninth floor were too much for them to handle, let alone the tenth floor, which would almost kill them.

〖What other water is there if not the water that comes out of a corpse? Isn’t it the water that comes out of a human corpse, but the water that comes out of an animal?〗

〖What is corpse rice? Is it rice that has been rolled over by a corpse? Who would have such a thing?〗

〖Don't keep them to yourself, take out the corpse water and corpse rice to fight the monsters, otherwise everyone will die.〗

〖I don't have any private collection. I have real corpse water, but you said it's not this kind of corpse water, so I don't know what it is.〗

〖I think we can try it with real corpse water, what if it works?〗

Bang--

Everyone heard the explosion and looked towards the source of the sound. A huge monster hundreds of feet tall emerged from the ground, gasping for breath. It seemed that it had just woken up and was not used to the surrounding environment for a while, so it did not attack others immediately. After catching its breath, it looked around with a blank face.

〖What the hell is this monster? It looks like a mouse, but it doesn't look like a mouse. It has very large ears, very long teeth sticking out of its mouth, and its body is covered with sharp thorns, even its tail is a thorn.〗

〖From your description, it sounds a bit like the legendary flying rat.〗

[Flying guinea pig?]

〖I have read about flying spiny rats in an ancient book, but they became extinct millions of years ago, so they are probably not flying spiny rats.〗

〖This is a secret place, what is impossible?〗

〖Have you seen any ancient books on how to deal with flying rats?〗

〖No.〗

"That's it."

〖Let’s quickly think about the corpse water and corpse rice.〗

〖I'll try it with real corpse water.〗

An evil cultivator took advantage of the monster's daze and quietly sneaked up behind it, then poured corpse water on its back and quickly fled from the dangerous place.

The monster noticed that its back was wet, and looked back, but couldn't see anything. So it used its tail to wet the water on its back and handed it in front of it. The disgusting smell made it frown.

It looked up at the sky, but there was nothing there. It looked around and saw a small shadow going away.

Suddenly, its eyes turned red and it opened its big mouth full of sharp teeth in anger.

"It's over. It didn't work and it just pissed it off."

〖It seems to want to kill people, everyone run.〗

〖Damn it, what on earth are corpse water and corpse rice?〗

"Would you like to have your fortune told?" asked an evil cultivator who knew the art of divination.

〖Why don't you tell us the fortune and see if we can survive today.〗

"What I mean is, should we use divination to find out what the corpse water and corpse rice are?"

Can this be predicted?

I don’t know, but I can try.

〖Why don't you do it now?〗

〖I need to find a place to hide and calmly tell fortunes. Please lead the monster to the south.〗

"We'll try to hold it off as long as we can."

The leader of the Heavenly Demon Sect sent a message to everyone: "When holding it back, do not use spells or magic weapons to attack it, otherwise it will wake up more monsters."

〖knew.〗

The monster raised its giant tail and swept towards the evil cultivator who was splashing its corpse water.

The evil cultivator who sprinkled the corpse water hurriedly dodged. "Ahhh, its tail is so long. It can still sweep me away even though I flew thousands of feet away. It's too scary. I'd better find a place to hide."

〖The one who said he wanted to tell fortunes, have you finished? Hurry up.〗

It narrowed its eyes and leaped forward, reaching a height of several hundred feet and a distance of over a thousand feet.

Bang--

The ground on the tenth floor shook violently.

"Ahhh, it's following me."

[I can’t run away, I can’t run away. I can only hide.]

When it saw the evil cultivator fleeing in a hurry, it swung out its huge tail again.

The evil cultivators quickly dodged, landed on the ground, and then found a place to hide themselves.

The monster got angry when he didn't see anyone.

It lashed its tail wildly toward the ground.

Bang, bang, bang——

The ground was smashed to pieces.

The evil cultivator who didn't dodge far away was unfortunately hit.

Fortunately, they were at a high level, wearing defensive equipment and many defensive talismans. Also, the monster might have just woken up and its strength was not exerted to its maximum, so although they were hit, they were not killed.

But if someone with a low level of cultivation is hit by it, he will surely die.

Boom boom

The ground shook again.

〖Strange, the monster didn't move? Why is the ground shaking again?〗

〖Will there be a second monster awakened?〗

"Such a big commotion just now must have woken up the second monster. It's all over. It's hard enough for us to deal with one. If there's another one, we're definitely not going to survive."

"Brother, have you figured it out? If you don't figure it out, we'll all be dead."

[Calculated, calculated.] The monk who had previously divined finally spoke.

Everyone was very excited. "Tell me what it is?"

The evil fortune teller said, "It is shit and urine."

Corpse and rice combined together equals shit, and corpse and water combined equals urine. They didn't even guess such a simple thing.

Suddenly, there was silence.

Immediately afterwards, the voice transmission exploded.

〖Oh my god, it’s shit and urine.〗

〖Why didn’t I think of that?〗

〖It's easy to deal with monsters once you know how to do it. Before waking up other monsters, use shit and urine to deal with it.〗

〖Yes, quickly kill the monster with feces and urine, otherwise we will be the ones to die.〗

〖Yes, whoever has shit and urine, kill it.〗

"I don't have any shit or piss."

[I don’t have shit or piss either.]

〖Me too.〗

[Neither do I.]

〖Why is there nothing?〗

Everyone was silent again.

Then, they discovered something serious.

They are cultivators of immortality, and they have been practicing fasting for a long time, so they cannot excrete.

〖Ahhhhh, I can’t poop.〗

〖Ahhh, me too, I can’t pee, what should I do?〗

〖Who can poop and pee?〗

〖I don’t eat anything, my stomach is empty, how can I poop?〗

〖Please give me some shit and piss——〗

〖I never thought that the things we lack most are these 'common things'.〗

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