She opened her eyes and saw five children guarding her bed. For a moment, she couldn't tell whether she was in a dream or reality, and just stared at the curtain in a daze.
[Am I dreaming? ]
"Mom, are you sober?" Baihu climbed onto Mu Nanjin's chest and asked.
Mu Nanjin looked at him: "Am I drunk?"
Baihu nodded his little head.
Mu Nanjin asked again: "Did I hit anyone?"
Baihu tilted his head and thought for a while: "Probably not."
Mu Nanjin tapped his brow lightly: "If there is, then there is. If there is not, then there is not. Why do you say there should be no?"
Hun Dun said, "Mother, you ran out of the house after getting drunk and hid outside. Father and the others couldn't find you, and we don't know if you hit anyone."
"I hid outside the mansion after getting drunk?"
Mu Nanjin thought about it carefully, but she only remembered that many people lined up to toast her, and she had no recollection of what happened afterwards: "I drank too much again."
Bai Ze: “…”
At this time, Zhenzhu came in with a wash basin and said, "Miss, the governor, the state teacher, and a young man named Hei want to see you."
Mu Nanjin stood up and asked, "Why are they here? Is there something going on?"
"I didn't say that, but..." Zhenzhu hesitated and said, "They don't look very happy."
"Did something happen?"
Mu Nanjin thought they had something to do, so he quickly got dressed and washed, then went to the hall.
The black locust glared at her coldly.
Feng Sinon frowned.
Gu Ming asked with a sullen face: "Mu Nanjin, do you still remember what you did after you got drunk?"
"What did you do?"
Seeing that they looked unhappy, Mu Nanjin asked, "Did I hit you?"
"What do you think?"
Gu Ming slightly tilted his head to let Mu Nanjin see his wound.
Mu Nanjin: “…”
[The location of this wound...]
She was puzzled: "Aren't you a god? How could a cultivator like me hurt you?"
Gu Ming sneered: "You are very smart. You know how to use my real body to knock me out."
Mu Nanjin: “…”
[Eh…]
【Why is it exactly the same as what I dreamed? 】
[Isn't this just a dream?! Is this really what I did!? ]
[Then it is also true that after I knocked Gu Ming unconscious, I also touched his chest?! ]
Black Dragonfly and Feng Si turned their heads to look at Gu Ming.
[Wow, no wonder the dream was so real, it turns out I really did it. ]
[I have to say that Gu Ming has a great body, with a solid chest, eight powerful abdominal muscles, and a perfect mermaid line, hehe.]
[It is said that alcohol can make people braver, and it is true. I did things that I dare not do on weekdays after drinking, hehe. ]
Black Dragonfly, Feng Sinan, and Gu Ming: "..."
Mu Nanjin suddenly thought of a certain scene and his expression suddenly turned ugly.
[By the way, Gu Ming's leg hair ruins his image. ]
[Fortunately, I shaved his leg hair at the time, and also shaved off all the other hair on his body, and finally cast a spell so that he would never grow hair again. I don’t have to worry about suddenly seeing his leg hair in the future, hehe.]
Black Dragonfly, Feng Sinan, and Gu Ming: "..."
Does she hate men with hairy legs so much?
[Smooth and white legs are a delight to the eyes, but I wonder if Gu Ming will be angry. ]
[His face is so dark now, he must be very angry. ]
Black Dragonfly sent a message to Gu Ming: "Did you really shave it all off?"
Black Locust is really curious: "Did you shave the area between your legs as well?"
Gu Ming replied coldly, "No, I haven't shaved."
〖If you didn’t shave, why does your complexion look so bad?〗
Gu Ming said to him, "Your face looks ugly too. Did you shave your head?"
If the other party dares to say that he has shaved his head, he will...
〖No.〗
〖snort.〗
Gu Ming turned around and asked Feng Sinon, "You were shaved?"
Feng Si Nan gave him a look that said, "If you hadn't been shaved, you wouldn't be sitting here."
Gu Ming narrowed his eyes. "The area between the legs is shaved?"
Feng Si Nan's face darkened. "What nonsense are you talking about?"
Gu Ming snorted coldly and asked Mu Nanjin: "Mu Nanjin, shouldn't you give me an explanation?"
Mu Nanjin said: "I'm drunk."
[I didn't expect that I would become so smart when I was drunk, hehe. ]
She continued, "Didn't we agree that you would knock me out if I got drunk? Why didn't you do anything?"
Gu Ming: “…”
How come it was his fault? Black Dragonfly asked Gu Ming: "Why didn't you knock her out?"
Gu Ming said calmly: "She ran too fast, I didn't have time to knock her out."
Feng Sinon sighed silently: "It's useless to blame anyone now, so let's think about how to make the people's hair grow."
Mu Nanjin asked: "What happened to the people's hair?"
The black locust said, "Go to the gate and take a look yourself."
Mu Nanjin stood up and walked to the gate of the Duke's Mansion. He saw that the men passing by were either bald or had their heads wrapped with cloth. From time to time, he heard them scolding the barber.
She asked Gu Ming and the others who followed behind her, "Isn't it me who shaved their hair?"
"What do you think?"
Mu Nanjin: “…”
[I stopped fighting when I was drunk and fell in love with shaving! ? ]
[But this can't be blamed on me. If anyone should blame someone, blame Gong Xiurong. If he hadn't said that all men in the world have leg hair, I wouldn't have done such a filthy thing after getting drunk.]
[Alas, I'd better drink less in the future. ]
Mu Nanjin said to Feng Sinan: "You are the national teacher, and everyone has full faith in your ability. You can make a heavy rain that makes hair grow, and people will not be surprised if hair grows in a short time."
Gu Ming nodded: "It's feasible."
Feng Simon: “…”
Two quarters of an hour later, hundreds of guards rode out of the palace on horseback, rushing into the streets and alleys of the inner and outer cities, shouting loudly.
"In half an hour, the Imperial Master will pray to the heavens for rain. The people who have lost their hair please prepare to get wet."
"In half an hour, the Imperial Master will pray to the heavens for rain. The people who have lost their hair please prepare to get wet."
The people were puzzled: "Generating rain? What is generating rain?"
The guard explained: "It is the heavy rain that makes hair grow quickly."
The people were delighted and asked, "Really? Did the Imperial Master really ask for rain?"
"Thank you, Master Imperial Master. You are like an immortal who has descended to earth."
"It's great that we don't have to go bareheaded anymore."
Half an hour later, the sky over the capital was covered with dark clouds and was instantly shrouded in darkness.
Suddenly, with a loud bang, heavy rain began to fall from the sky.
The people whose hair had been shaved rushed out into the rain to get wet, and some elderly people whose hair was almost falling out also rushed out into the rain.
Everybody cheered and laughed in the rain. Some even shouted that the national teacher was a great god, and that it would rain in half an hour. Some children even had a water fight in the rain and were happier than during the holidays.
The rain lasted for an hour before it gradually stopped, the dark clouds dispersed, and the sun illuminated the entire earth. (End of this chapter)