Chapter 50 Chapter 50 updated on 11/22.
"Huh?" Sang Wanwan was a little surprised, "Why are they fighting?"
The main divine space listened to their angry "meow meow meow" and "gulp gulp" roars at each other, and quickly installed the language conversion program that he had made in the time.
It listened with great interest.
[“Big Orange scolded the Evil God Baby for being despicable and shameless for harming it with poison gas,”] Live broadcast in the main god space, [“The Evil God Baby scolded Big Orange for bullying it, a lonely baby without family. Ouch, the Evil God Baby was slapped apart by Big Orange’s claws. The Evil God Baby fought back and corroded a small piece of hair on Big Orange’s head, revealing its bald skin! Big Orange was so angry that all the hair on his body exploded, and he kept meowing!”]
Sang Wanwan listened to the excited words of the Lord God Space, put away the umbrella, and casually passed it to the side.
Song Mian swiftly took the umbrella from her hand, tidied it up and temporarily put it in her bag.
Seeing Song Mian's "dog-licking" look, Zhang Yi felt his eyes hurt. Did she forget that she spent 200,000 yuan to invite Sang Wanwan to come and help?
Even if they want to lick, shouldn't Sang Wanwan be their "licker"? !
Along the way, he didn't see Sang Wanwan doing anything serious. She just seemed to be taking a walk and enjoying the scenery.
Isn't it normal procedure to try your best to find the giant orange cat?
Zhang Yi couldn't hold it in any longer, and frowned as he asked, "Where are we going now? Do you know where the orange cat is? We have to find its nest as soon as possible."
Sang Wanwan: "I'm looking for it."
Zhang Yi blushed from holding it in.
Mainly because he thought of his wife Xuantie Jian, his heart began to twitch and he felt very uncomfortable.
He looked doubtful: "Really? Are you really looking for it? You are not trying to trick us, are you? Haha, two hundred thousand, if you want... you have to return it... ah!"
Song Mian raised her foot and kicked Zhang Yi's leg.
Zhang Yi bent slightly in pain and stared at her.
"Do more and talk less." Song Mian pulled him to her side, "If you don't have enough ability, just watch more and think more. You need to be more active and not always ask questions. In addition to your mouth, you also have a brain."
Zhang Yi: “…”
Song Mian looked at Sang Wanwan: "After his black iron sword broke into two pieces, this part was stimulated and it is a little abnormal for the time being."
She pointed at Zhang Yi's head.
Zhang Yi: “…”
Sang Wanwan glanced at him and nodded, "I understand. You spent 170 million to buy a rubbish sword. You're such a sucker...tsk tsk tsk."
Zhang Yi felt like he was stabbed in the chest with a sword, and blood was flowing out.
He suddenly didn't want to talk anymore.
Song Mian stepped forward and asked, "Are we going to Daju's nest?"
"Well," Sang Wanwan said, "Let's go to Daju's den and take a look at Xiaomao."
Song Mian was stunned.
Seeing a joke? Whose joke? Her eyes fell on Zhang Yi involuntarily. Apart from Zhang Yi, there was no one else's joke to see here.
Zhang Yi understood what her eyes meant. He felt as if a sword was stabbed in his chest again and stared at her with a blank face.
Sang Wanwan suddenly stopped.
Song Mian looked away from Zhang Yi and asked, "Why don't you leave?"
She looked around and found a huge cat litter pool where Sang Wanwan stopped.
Song Mian suddenly became nervous. Could it be that the fat orange guy appeared?
She took out a talisman in one hand and a sword in the other, and asked in a low voice, "Is there any danger? Did the orange cat appear?"
Sang Wanwan took a few steps forward, looked at the cat litter box and said lazily, "No, the joke I wanted to see has come out."
Song Mian subconsciously said, "Ah? Wanwan, didn't you waste 170 million on Zhang Yi, a sucker? Do you want to see him make fun of you?"
Zhang Yi looked at Song Mian with a numb expression: "... before you speak, can you consider the feelings of me, the person involved?"
Song Mian waved his hands perfunctorily.
Sang Wanwan pointed at the cat litter box and said with a smile, "Look."
Song Mian and the other person looked in the direction she pointed and found that the cat litter in the cat litter pool suddenly surged, as if something was about to break out of the ground.
Song Mian immediately took precautions: "What is that?!"
Zhang Yi's numb expression changed. He took out a ten-meter-long stick, frowned, and stared straight at the cat litter pool.
The longer the time goes, the faster the cat litter in the cat litter pool shakes.
“Plop!” “Plop!”
Song Mian and Zhang Yi were so nervous that their hearts were pounding. There was nothing they could do, as this was the giant orange cat's territory. Not only were they afraid that the orange cat would suddenly show up, they were also afraid that there would be other dangers.
Suddenly, a pale hand stretched out from the cat litter box.
Song Mian and Zhang Yi's attention was all on the cat litter pool, and they were startled by the hand that suddenly appeared.
Instinctively, one of them took out a fire talisman while the other took out a thunder talisman, and they threw them into that hand at the same time in perfect tacit understanding.
In an instant, flames shot up into the sky and enveloped the pale palm. At the same time, there was a "boom" sound, and a bolt of lightning as thick as a baby's arm struck the palm directly.
“Ahhhh!”
The man's scream of pain echoed through the sky.
Song Mian and Zhang Yi were stunned. This voice sounded a little familiar.
Chi Chenchuan's head popped out of the cat litter box, his facial features distorted in pain.
When they saw his face, Song Mian and Zhang Yi were stunned.
Oh, they remembered.
The giant orange cat raised its paw and gently pushed Chi Chenchuan, and he flew up, drawing a perfect parabola in the air, and then he plunged heavily into the ground.
At that time, they also wondered if Chi Chenchuan had already died if he had dived so deep into the ground.
I never expected that he was still alive after falling into the cat litter box.
“Ahhh, it hurts so much!”
Chi Chenchuan's scream of pain brought Song Mian and the others back to their senses.
"It's so miserable." Sang Wanwan said with a smile, "Seeing you in such a miserable state, I feel relieved."
Chi Chenchuan was in so much pain that cold sweat broke out on his face.
Hearing Sang Wanwan's words, his face twisted: "You, you, you..."
Song Mian and Zhang Yi glanced at Chi Chenchuan's hands, which were black and red from being burned by fire and struck by lightning, and quickly took out medicine and gauze from their bags.
Zhang Yi pulled Chi Chenchuan up with force.
After falling from such a high place, even if it was into a cat litter pool, Chi Chenchuan was still hurt all over.
After being pulled out of the cat litter box, he couldn't stand steadily on his feet and fell forward into Zhang Yi's arms.
Almost instantly, an extremely unpleasant smell of cat feces and cat urine rushed straight into Zhang Yi's nose.
His expression suddenly changed and he pushed Chi Chenchuan away.
Chi Chenchuan didn't expect to be pushed away by him. He stumbled and fell face first to the ground.
"Bang!"
"ah!"
His jaw hit the ground heavily, and Chi Chenchuan burst into tears in pain. He opened his mouth and screamed "Ah ...
After roaring for a while, he felt the taste of blood in his mouth and spat out a few mouthfuls of saliva.
Then, two bloody teeth rolled in front of him.
Those are his front teeth.
Chi Chenchuan raised his hand and touched it, and found that his front teeth were indeed bald.
“Ahhhh!”
Chi Chenchuan roared with red eyes: "Why did you push me away? Why? Ah? Why!"
Originally, Zhang Yi looked at the two front teeth on the ground and felt quite sympathetic towards him.
Hearing what Chi Chenchuan said, he frowned and said, "Because you stink too much, you smell like cat shit and cat urine."
Chi Chenchuan was stunned for a few seconds, and seemed to have just noticed the smell on his body. He lay on the ground and vomited violently.
As he vomited, two round cat poops fell from his head.
"Tsk!"
"Tsk!"
"Tsk!"
He vomited even more violently.
Song Mian took the medicine and gauze, looked at the two front teeth on the ground, then his eyes fell on his red and black palms, and she felt sympathy for him.
Sang Wanwan said calmly: "Isn't it just that two front teeth were knocked out?"
When Chi Chenchuan heard this, he was furious and spitted and roared, "What bullshit are you talking about? Ugh! What do you mean it's just two front teeth? Ugh! You are just adding insult to injury, ugh!"
Sang Wanwan nodded and said openly, "Did you hear it? That's right, I was just taking advantage of your misfortune and laughing at your joke."
Chi Chenchuan was so angry that he was shaking all over. He raised his finger and pointed at Sang Wanwan, unable to speak for a long time.
Song Mian looked at his raised hand, the red and black patches were simply shocking.
She hurriedly said, "Your hand is injured. Let me apply the medicine to you first, and then you can continue arguing."
Chi Chenchuan's breathing stagnated, and he then remembered that in addition to his two front teeth, his hands had just been burned by fire and struck by lightning.
With grief overflowing from his heart, he covered his heart and gasped for breath.
Sang Wanwan said lazily, "It's just that my front teeth were knocked out, my hands were burned by fire and struck by lightning, it's just child's play for you."
Chi Chenchuan glared at her fiercely.
Sang Wanwan smiled and said, "After all, compared to the fact that you became impotent at the age of 18, these are nothing and not worth mentioning."
Chi Chenchuan held his breath in his chest and rolled his eyes: "You...you...you are so vicious, so vicious..."
He closed his eyes and fainted from the suffocation.
Sang Wanwan raised her foot and kicked him twice before sighing, "Ah, you fainted after just a few words. You are really useless."
Zhang Yi looked at Chi Chenchuan who was lying straight on the ground, and then secretly glanced at Sang Wanwan. He didn't know why he felt a sense of relief.
Sang Wanwan said: "We have finished watching the jokes, let's go."
She patted her shirt and continued walking forward with a satisfied look on her face.
Song Mian quickly applied medicine to Chi Chenchuan's hand, bandaged it with gauze, and then chased after Sang Wanwan's back.
…
About ten minutes later, the three of them saw a villa in front of them. The villa was incomplete, with half of it collapsed and rubble scattered all over the ground.
The front of the villa is very "lively" at the moment.
“Boom boom boom!”
The whole body of Daju was thrown away and fell heavily on the other half of the villa which was intact.
“Bang, bang, bang!”
The small black ball fell heavily to the ground, creating several two-meter-deep pits.
In an instant, the scene was filled with dust and cat hair flying everywhere.
Song Mian pointed at the giant orange cat and said excitedly: "Sang Wanwan, look, it's that cat! That scary animal ghost!"
Sang Wanwan looked over and saw a lump of shaking flesh.
"Cough, cough, cough, run, find a new place to hide!" Han Xiuyan was almost blinded by the dust, and shouted to the people from Group 1 of the Management Bureau next to him.
He was speechless about Group 1.
In the past, I had only heard about how powerful Group 1 was and how efficient they were, but I didn't expect that after Qin Ming was slapped away by the big orange cat, this group of people became so stupid.
Han Xiuyan, Lu Yufei, Chen Li and Wu Xing quickly left the villa, dragging the net on the ground.
In the net they were dragging were lying Sang's father, Sang Xueruo and Sang Chen, all three of them were still in a coma.
After the four of them were far away from where Daju and Xiaoheituan were standing, they all breathed a sigh of relief.
Han Xiuyan wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked up and saw Sang Wanwan's face, and said excitedly: "Sang Wanwan, Sang Wanwan!"
He grabbed Lu Yufei's hand and ran towards them. Chen Li and Wu Xing immediately followed them.
Just as they left, Mr. Sang and the other two lying in the net bag gradually regained consciousness and their eyelids twitched.
Before Han Xiuyan and his friends had time to reminisce, they heard another loud "dong dong dong" sound.
“Meow meow meow!”
"Gudong, gudong!"
“Meow meow meow!”
"Gudong, gudong!"
The cat and the black ball began to roar and snarl angrily at each other again.
Han Xiuyan and the others were already numb and could not understand what they were yelling.
Sang Wanwan took out a pair of props similar to earplugs and put them in her ears.
She spread her hands and said, "Do you want it? A language converter, 10,000 yuan to rent for an hour. If you think it's useful, you can buy it from me."
Several people looked at what she had in her hand with speechless expressions on their faces.
What is a language converter? Isn't it just a pair of earplugs? It costs 10,000 yuan per hour to rent.
Song Mian and others who were familiar with her operations knew that she was here to steal money again.
Song Mian gritted her teeth, transferred the money to her and took one, followed closely by Han Xiuyan and Lu Yufei.
Zhang Yi had no intention of buying them, but ended up having a pair of earplugs stuffed into his hands.
Chen Li and Wu Xing also rented earplugs based on their gossip media intuition.
They put their earplugs in at the same time, and then-
"Ahhh, I lost a lot of my hair, meow!"
Everyone: “!!!”
Was that the big orange one talking just now? Oh my god, they can actually understand cat language! So this is what a language converter means!
They all looked at Queen Sang Wan. How many treasures did she have in her hands that they didn't know about?
“Bang, bang, bang!”
The loud noise drew their attention to Daju and Xiaoheituan again.
Han Xiuyan and the other three had just seen enough and knew that the physical fight between the orange cat and the black ball was temporarily over, and they began to curse at each other.
The big orange cat raised its head high, with a look of rebellion on its face.
It licked its front paws, glanced at the black ball, and said with contempt: "Haha, you actually cooperated with the despicable two-legged beasts meow, working for them and being their running dog meow! You spineless evil god meow! It's so shameful meow! I can't see through you meow!"
The little black ball floated in the air, looking at the big orange's fat and strong body, and was so envious that it turned from black to red.
It growled in a sour tone: "What do you know, a fat cat? You wasted so much food and grew so strong, but you only bully a weak baby like me! You don't know how uncomfortable it feels to be hungry!"
At this time, Sang and his two companions who were lying in the net bag finally opened their eyes slowly.
Hearing what Little Black Tuan said, the big orange cat's face changed.
It is clearly the most beautiful cat of the cat generation, but this evil god actually called it fat and big-eared? !
Don’t think it’s an uneducated cat, its fat head and big ears are meant to insult it for being ugly!
Daju was furious again. When he saw the three bipeds lying on the ground, he immediately thought that they were the bipeds that the evil god was loyal to.
New and old grudges surged in the cat's heart. The big orange cat meowed, curled up its tail, and swung the three two-legged beasts away.
Father Sang and his two companions who had just woken up: "..."